What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Viennese meal?
The line cook quietly handed me this
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f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 1 month ago
1-Great reference, thank you 2-The charge is taking a bite out of the middle like a fucking psychopath
f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Oh yeah, I forgot that doing that was “antisocial behavior”.
lordziv@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Get your hand off my wiener!
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
No, it’s a Costco hot dog.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He watched you bite the dog, and knew it was time.
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You got off easy, sicko.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is a severe underreaction. OP should be locked up safely away from society.
crank0271@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Isn’t that why they’re on Lemmy?
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you can’t throat an entire Costco hot dog wiener in one bite you don’t deserve to eat it.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I had an ex that could/would have done that, on cue, anytime. Their skill was unmatched, their dedication unwavering, their gag reflex nonexistent.
I miss them.
kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You dated the fastest hot dog shooter in the northwest? Omg
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You would, you would.
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
tigermountain@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How you ate that hotdog is an affront to all mankind.
deacon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
For all of my fellow Chicagoans who, like me, are seeing this with no warning or preparation, I can share support resources, and I’m here if you just need to talk about it.
dwemthy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s fine, that’s just blood from their nose because of the head rush from slurping the entire garden up with that courageous bite. Do not correct me, this belief is going to get me through the rest of the day
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
One Christmas I asked for the neon green relish for Christmas. My cool bil (who ran a hot dog stand) sent me a big assjar. Hell yeah.
deacon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’ve got it. The more it looks like it would glow in the dark the better.
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Hey, I’m here for you, too. We’re all here for you.
Well, I’m here for you as long as you don’t put a drop of fucking ketchup on that dog.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait does Chicago Costco use Vienna beef??
deacon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I doubt it. Vienna beef is just The Dog in a Chicago Dog for the most part.
Snapz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The weirdest thing here is them calling the Costco cashier a “line cook”
baconsunday@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Idk, that card looks like some AI which makes this whole post slop to me.
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
What difference would it make to the shitpost if it was an AI edited card in the picture, gimp edited, or someone printed out the card themselves? Or even they used AI to make the card and then printed it out and took the picture.
Why would one be slop and not the other?
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
AI ads the stench of stolen work to the mix.
baconsunday@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
All of the difference.
davetortoise@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Obligatory wkuk sketch
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I love that it starts with 0-2 hotdogs and then escalates to 7 by lunchtime.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
“Is that bad?”
“Well, it’s not good.”
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think this is how doctors expect me to answer auestions about alcohol and smoking. Ive smoked kne cigarette ever, and a single beer gets me drunk for the night, about once a week. Doctors hear that and think im having 3 hot dogs before i get to work
username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
They expectedly don’t serve to barbarians.
MasutaHarada@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
whatever happened to that hotdog is not right.
Rooster326@programming.dev 1 month ago
That’s why he’s cut off. It’s his first one.
Sunflier@lemmy.world 1 month ago
People seem to be throwing a tiff over the bite from the center of the hotdog, but the real sins is not putting mustard on the dog and putting katsup on the hotdog, equally.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The real sin is calling it katsup.
Sunflier@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fixed. Was typing on my phone, and it autocorrected to a learned word that my kid put in.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
"What this food really needs is to taste like plant farts, bring on the mustard!"
^-^ ^You^^(this^ ^post^ ^brought^ ^to^ ^you^ ^by^ ^the^ ^ketchup^ ^gang)^
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Better than sweetened tomato taints
bork@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What’s wrong with ketchup on a hotdog bro
Sunflier@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Its basic hotdog etiquette to not use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18.Mustard, relish, onions, cheese and chili are acceptable.
Banana@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 month ago
EvenOdds@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Surely that’s a snag, not a hot dog?
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Funny
Years sober alcoholic here realizing despite being an often loud obnoxious sloppy drunk getting in several fights (from running my mouth not attacking people), I never was cut off. (Except once by a buddy at his house party, which feels like the opposite of how this distribution should land.)
Is it that I just instinctively found dives where my shenanigans were tolerated, or does it take some kind of lower bat like attacking or sexually harassing people?
Just curious about others’ experience. Thanks to any willing to share getting cut off stories.
5wim@infosec.pub 1 month ago
I think a money-making establishment will always have a background incentive to make money, which will inevitably interfere with helping a person or even following the law, whereas your friend has mainly just the relational incentives to help you not hurt yourself or put yourself in a bad place
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That brings back a memory where I was early 20’s, and a coach who took a group of us out drinking taught me specifically that.
Seeing coach starting to square up with some other asshole, “Hey coach security’s watching us. Maybe we should just go.” He laughs “Do you have any idea how much we’ve spent here? If anything, they’re thinking of kicking him out.”
He was right… technically with that specific statement. In every important way, he was very wrong. He was someone I respected immensely though, and I definitely absorbed the lesson at the time
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Except that financial incentive makes you 100% responsible if that patron you let keep drinking leaves and kills someone on the way home.
Bars and restaurants have an obligation to know when to cut people off. They have a legal responsibility, and if they fail that could lose their license forever.
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Until you are bothering other customers, they won’t do anything.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t understand
BooBees@fedinsfw.app 1 month ago
This is a joke. That card is something bartenders give people who are drunk in some bars. Someone edited one to say Costco and photoshopped it onto a picture from a food court
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So he ate too many? Or he ate from the middle?
Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As someone who has worked in bars, that’s one sure fire way to piss off someone in a drunk state. You need to bring it with conviction and without making things confrontational.
Hiding behind a formality is probably the worst idea.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You can’t abuse the loss leader.
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Surprised Lidl didn’t put up a picture of me and a notice “do not allow to buy veg” when they were selling packs of veg for a few pennies before Christmas last year. Several other shops did the same but I bought most from Lidl.
Pickled it in bulk (think branston pickle kinda thing) and still got several 0.5-1L jars of it left. Also ate a lot fresh, some cooked into stews and frozen. 10s of kg in total.
I live by the sea. Almost tempting to try out seawater pickling if they do it again. That is cheaper than vinegar. Use some 25L brewing buckets?
dingleberrylover@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Look at how they started eating the hot dog.
moakley@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My son pretty much eats his hot dogs this way. He eats a lot of foods this way. When he eats half a donut, it’s usually the top half.
sandwichsaregood@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My partner eats muffins from the top down. Sometimes, I’ve caught her just eating the tops off the muffins and leaving the bottoms.
RFKJrsBrainworm@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
There an episode of Seinfeld addressing this behavior
Lommy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Apperantly i’ve been eating muffins wrong my entire life?
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
That’s the best half - all the rest is shitty dough that only serves as a delivery vehicle for icing/whatever
Nurgus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s why fairy cakes are the best and it’s an international crime that American style muffins have replaced them here in the UK.
A fairy cake is a teeny muffin bun with more decorative stuff on top.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Thanks comments, I wouldn’t have understood otherwise. I wouldn’t eat a hotdog like this, but I think it’s okay
yopyop@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I dont understand…
ulkesh@piefed.social 1 month ago
They’re eating the hot dog wrong.
Widdershins@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t see the hot dog going in and out of their asshole so they are not eating it wrong
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Imagine getting one of these in an airplane.
X@piefed.world 1 month ago
You’re the reason god invented prisons you degenerate (shudders)
Ertain@feddit.online 1 month ago
I know the hotdogs at Costco are good, but goddamn.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Careful you don’t get 3 of those…
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I like the use of ketchup to maximize the overall outrage levels.
Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You would think so but often it’s the only thing left when the others are out or broken.
ol_capt_joe@piefed.social 1 month ago
It’s for your own good. JD Vance is on his way to collect the daily dogwater tax, and if he sees what you did you’re toast (or whatever makes sense, please and thank you) 🛋️
Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This better not awaken something in me.
Too late.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What this yours OP? Care to share the story?
halezinflames@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Well that’s a first time I’ve ever seen that in a Costco
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Listen, man. I like to abuse my weiner as much as the next guy, but this is just excessive.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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snooggums@piefed.world 1 month ago
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danc4498@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m picturing the ketchup smeared all over his face while reading this.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jesus, I wouldn’t even do this to a terrorist hotdog at a blacksite. Even I have limits.
TomMasz@piefed.social 1 month ago
Put this in the dictionary alongside the definition of Wrong.