What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Viennese meal?
The line cook quietly handed me this
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f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
1-Great reference, thank you 2-The charge is taking a bite out of the middle like a fucking psychopath
f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 1 hour ago
Oh yeah, I forgot that doing that was “antisocial behavior”.
lordziv@lemmy.nz 4 hours ago
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
Get your hand off my wiener!
tigermountain@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
How you ate that hotdog is an affront to all mankind.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
Listen, man. I like to abuse my weiner as much as the next guy, but this is just excessive.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
danc4498@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I’m picturing the ketchup smeared all over his face while reading this.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Jesus, I wouldn’t even do this to a terrorist hotdog at a blacksite. Even I have limits.
moakley@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
My son pretty much eats his hot dogs this way. He eats a lot of foods this way. When he eats half a donut, it’s usually the top half.
sandwichsaregood@lemmy.world 23 minutes ago
My partner eats muffins from the top down. Sometimes, I’ve caught her just eating the tops off the muffins and leaving the bottoms.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 37 minutes ago
That’s the best half - all the rest is shitty dough that only serves as a delivery vehicle for icing/whatever
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Funny
Years sober alcoholic here realizing despite being an often loud obnoxious sloppy drunk getting in several fights (from running my mouth not attacking people), I never was cut off. (Except once by a buddy at his house party, which feels like the opposite of how this distribution should land.)
Is it that I just instinctively found dives where my shenanigans were tolerated, or does it take some kind of lower bat like attacking or sexually harassing people?
Just curious about others’ experience. Thanks to any willing to share getting cut off stories.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
He watched you bite the dog, and knew it was time.
ceenote@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
You got off easy, sicko.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
This is a severe underreaction. OP should be locked up safely away from society.
crank0271@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Isn’t that why they’re on Lemmy?
deacon@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
For all of my fellow Chicagoans who, like me, are seeing this with no warning or preparation, I can share support resources, and I’m here if you just need to talk about it.
dwemthy@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
It’s fine, that’s just blood from their nose because of the head rush from slurping the entire garden up with that courageous bite. Do not correct me, this belief is going to get me through the rest of the day
hansolo@lemmy.today 8 hours ago
Hey, I’m here for you, too. We’re all here for you.
Well, I’m here for you as long as you don’t put a drop of fucking ketchup on that dog.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Wait does Chicago Costco use Vienna beef??
deacon@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I doubt it. Vienna beef is just The Dog in a Chicago Dog for the most part.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
What this yours OP? Care to share the story?
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 4 hours ago
Thanks comments, I wouldn’t have understood otherwise. I wouldn’t eat a hotdog like this, but I think it’s okay
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I don’t understand
BooBees@fedinsfw.app 3 hours ago
This is a joke. That card is something bartenders give people who are drunk in some bars. Someone edited one to say Costco and photoshopped it onto a picture from a food court
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
So he ate too many? Or he ate from the middle?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
You can’t abuse the loss leader.
dingleberrylover@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Look at how they started eating the hot dog.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
If you can’t throat an entire Costco hot dog wiener in one bite you don’t deserve to eat it.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I had an ex that could/would have done that, on cue, anytime. Their skill was unmatched, their dedication unwavering, their gag reflex nonexistent.
I miss them.
kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
You dated the fastest hot dog shooter in the northwest? Omg
ickplant@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
davetortoise@reddthat.com 9 hours ago
Obligatory wkuk sketch
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I think this is how doctors expect me to answer auestions about alcohol and smoking. Ive smoked kne cigarette ever, and a single beer gets me drunk for the night, about once a week. Doctors hear that and think im having 3 hot dogs before i get to work
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I love that it starts with 0-2 hotdogs and then escalates to 7 by lunchtime.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 hours ago
“Is that bad?”
“Well, it’s not good.”
username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 12 hours ago
They expectedly don’t serve to barbarians.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
I like the use of ketchup to maximize the overall outrage levels.
Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
You would think so but often it’s the only thing left when the others are out or broken.
yopyop@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
I dont understand…
ulkesh@piefed.social 11 hours ago
They’re eating the hot dog wrong.
Widdershins@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I don’t see the hot dog going in and out of their asshole so they are not eating it wrong
X@piefed.world 12 hours ago
You’re the reason god invented prisons you degenerate (shudders)
Ertain@feddit.online 11 hours ago
I know the hotdogs at Costco are good, but goddamn.
ol_capt_joe@piefed.social 9 hours ago
It’s for your own good. JD Vance is on his way to collect the daily dogwater tax, and if he sees what you did you’re toast (or whatever makes sense, please and thank you) 🛋️
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Imagine getting one of these in an airplane.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
Careful you don’t get 3 of those…
Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
This better not awaken something in me.
Too late.
halezinflames@lemmus.org 9 hours ago
Well that’s a first time I’ve ever seen that in a Costco
FishFace@piefed.social 10 hours ago
How big is that drink?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
Costco size
Abyssian@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
What, the shot glass of cola?
notabot@piefed.social 4 hours ago
That’s for a family, right?
Right?
How do you physically fit that much liquid in to a functioning human?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
American child size.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
The hot dog combo comes with a 20oz soda. DDG’s calculator tells me that’s 691 non-freedom units.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
It’s a pretty reasonable size by US standards. If you get the free refill it’s a bit much though IMO.
OwOarchist@pawb.social 9 hours ago
This is considered a ‘small’ in America.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
That’s not that big
smirks
baconsunday@lemmy.zip 23 minutes ago
Idk, that card looks like some AI which makes this whole post slop to me.