PhoenixDog
@PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
- Comment on What a killjoy 2 days ago:
There are two types of people in the world. People who love to eat/getting their ass eaten… And liars.
- Comment on Slice of ketchup anyone? 2 days ago:
But you’re holding the food with your hands?
- Comment on Slice of ketchup anyone? 3 days ago:
What’s the point of a burger of the condiments don’t end up on the plate for you to dip the burger into?
- Comment on The rich convinced us that taxing them is too complicated but everyday people can be taxed pretty easily 5 days ago:
That’s the rub… Rich people don’t want life easier for society. They just want it easier for them.
If poor people have life easier, they might rise up and form unions, demand livable wages, and my million’s of dollars I inherent every year might be a few thousand less and that is unconscionable.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
This with two dogs, two pigs, and 35+ chickens.
And no children. It’s bliss.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
The way you think about others that don’t think the same way you do is pretty shitty.
I feel bad for how you must raise your child.
- Comment on How men are different than women 1 week ago:
Sounds like my kind of friend.
- Comment on PS5 console sales drop 30% in April after price increase, while Switch 2 dominates 1 week ago:
Sony: Uh oh. Sales are down after our price increase. We won’t make our quarterly line going up. Shareholders will be pissed. What should we do?
Executives: Raise prices.
- Comment on Me after I tried to take a cops gun because it's technically mine since I pay taxes: 1 week ago:
With my own gun?
That’s a crime, right?
- Comment on Ever create an account just to leave a negative review? 1 week ago:
Better than getting the fake cum in your eyes.
- Comment on Why is AI dialogue so fucking bad? 1 week ago:
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times
- Comment on Videogame pirates tell other pirates to shut up about it after Subnautica 2 developers are taunted with illicit copies 2 weeks ago:
I’ll trust a pirate giving me something for free over a company selling me something for free.
- Comment on Example of how logic works in Clown World 2 weeks ago:
The problem with the Internet getting wooshed, is that for this one influencer who made it a joke, there are a dozen more who genuinely are dumb enough to think that’s how it works and will do the procedures to influence their fans and believe their own ignorance.
- Comment on DNAddy 2 weeks ago:
𝘣𝘜𝘵 𝘪𝘛’𝘚 𝘉𝘢𝘚𝘪𝘊 𝘉𝘪𝘖𝘭𝘖𝘨𝘠! is always said about how trans people can’t be trans.
I mean, 2+2 is just basic math but quantum physics is a little more complicated than basic math. Biology tends to get more complicated when you pass Grade 2.
- Comment on Good for them. Equality 2 weeks ago:
Hehe thank you! ;)
- Comment on Good for them. Equality 2 weeks ago:
I don’t mind at all. You can’t really see much which is my intention. I have a severe anxiety so my skin mostly covered up is extremely comforting to me.
- Comment on Good for them. Equality 2 weeks ago:
As a dude (albeit a queer one) with a lot going on down there… I wear ankle length skirts in the summer time all the time. Super comfortable, doesn’t stick to my legs like pants do, still get the breeze passing over me like shorts do, and my junk breathes like it is inhaling oxygen for fun.
- Comment on Robotaxis can break traffic laws without fines under new California rules 2 weeks ago:
Yeah we know our car blasted around a school bus and killed three children, but you have to understand there is certain paperwork we need to file first.
- Comment on Sorry, force of habit my B 2 weeks ago:
You mean an audience?
- Comment on Games rule 3 weeks ago:
Man, let me tell you where that paper usually ends up when you’re using it.
- Comment on Games rule 3 weeks ago:
There’s really nothing stopping you from doing it anyway.
- Comment on We're so back 3 weeks ago:
As a Canadian who lives on a farm…
That is so so sad. America is doomed.
- Comment on We're so back 3 weeks ago:
We let them the first time too. If you want to eat horse paste who am I to stop you?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
What’s it feel like to never have sex?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Or get wet when aroused.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Am I alone thinking anyone should care if someone has armpit hair?
- Comment on Immaculate 3 weeks ago:
Make it make sense.
I’d do a better job explaining quantum physics than explaining how MAGA twists reality to fit their narrative.
Spoiler alert: I know dick all about quantum physics.
- Comment on Unappreciated in my own lifetime 3 weeks ago:
Hey man, it’s not my fault other people are stupid.
- Comment on Bet 3 weeks ago:
If you were a worm, I’d be a bird so I could eat you all over again
- Comment on Deal with it, Libby. 5 weeks ago:
The majority of rural Conservatives live like this.
