PhoenixDog
@PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
- Comment on Rough date 22 hours ago:
Or, and hear me out, OP is over-exaggerating for comedic purposes for content creation.
Or do you believe every story a stand up comedian says?
Do you think movies are real?
- Comment on Rough date 22 hours ago:
Taking a twitter post completely un-sourced as 100% serious might also be a pretty solid sign of mental deficiency.
- Comment on Cosplay creativity never ceases to amaze 2 days ago:
Brb, I gotta try something.
- Comment on Growth 2 days ago:
Please read my comment.
- Comment on Growth 2 days ago:
Sure. But if you want to dig that hard into the meaning of the suffix “bi” when used in queer spaces, you’re gonna wear yourself out.
I identify pan because I don’t care what’s between your legs, I like you and want to touch it. But I’m not going to I’m acktually someone for feeling the exact same way but identify bi.
- Comment on Growth 3 days ago:
I can be whatever you need me to be ;)
- Comment on Growth 3 days ago:
So you’re not bilingual if you know multiple languages?
- Comment on Growth 3 days ago:
As a pan/poly guy… Sup?
- Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman 3 days ago:
Who said anything about pulling out?
- Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman 3 days ago:
Who said anything about anal?
- Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman 4 days ago:
My partner doesn’t like when I cum in them, even though there’s no chance at pregnancy. They just don’t like how it feels, so I wear a condom.
They were super horny last week and offered I could cum in them, but I’d have to eat them out after. I’ve never done that before (eating myself out of them) but fuck it, why not give it a go.
Long story short I did it twice.
I’m so willing to try something once, I liked it enough to do it again two hours later.
- Comment on brand new sentence 4 days ago:
Darth Vader was such a revolutionary.
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Buddy, take a breath.
- Comment on 4 days ago:
I know this is a dirty thing to say, but this feels like one of the few actual genuine use cases for AI in games
And everyone just immediately stopped reading your comment.
- Comment on I still can't get over Skyrim. Are there any games that can replace it? 6 days ago:
Lucky. I wish I could experience it for the first time again.
- Comment on 6 days ago:
I dunno man, as someone married to trans person, who also has a girlfriend who’s transgender, you’re kind of a straight up asshole.
- Comment on they're havin a laugh 6 days ago:
unintrusive opinion
I don’t think you understand you know what that phrase means…
- Comment on 6 days ago:
Holy fuck your mod log is… Christ…
- Comment on 6 days ago:
It will never not be funny to me that most white supremacists look like their mom drank bleach in order to abort them.
- Comment on It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it! 6 days ago:
Why salt the pasta water. Just cum in it like a normal person.
- Comment on It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it! 6 days ago:
I worked as a dishwasher maybe 15 years ago? Nothing needed to be scrubbed. Scrape and put into tray. Once tray was filled slide into dishwasher and pull down handle. Wait about 60 seconds and pull up handle. Slide rack out. Receive 4th degree burns without using a towel to grab dishes.
- Comment on It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it! 6 days ago:
It’s all pipes!!!
- Comment on Wow! 1 week ago:
There are certain movies that you watch once and you never watch again.
That is one of them. I refuse to ever watch the movie again.
Just like I will never watch the Jurassic Bark episode of Futurama ever again.
- Comment on they're havin a laugh 1 week ago:
Really?
I watched Canada play for free on a streaming site. Like hell I’ll pay for this shit.
- Comment on they're havin a laugh 1 week ago:
Pretty sad life to live, criticizing other people’s enjoyment of things.
- Comment on Wait bro, what if?????? 1 week ago:
Imagine believing in creationism and using dinosaurs, 35 of which are wandering around my farm right now, as the metric of God’s will.
- Comment on Goddammit 1 week ago:
“Hey dickhead, you putting a ring on this or what?”
Goes to sex shop for a Ring
- Comment on Goddammit 1 week ago:
Look in the mirror, baby <3
- Comment on Complete lunacy. A toaster... really... a toaster? 2 weeks ago:
Doom speed run. Complete how many levels before your toast dings?
- Comment on Complete lunacy. A toaster... really... a toaster? 2 weeks ago:
I mean, how would you know otherwise!?!?