PhoenixDog

@PhoenixDog@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Your child failed the Hog Potential portion of the exam.

  “But she doesn’t have a hog…”

  That’s why she failed, sir.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no shit⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You shit on a toilet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I worked some prison and jails. They always put this big heavy green thing on you if your on suicide or solitary watch. My question is if Epstein was on watch then how did he suicide?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How convenient.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I worked some prison and jails. They always put this big heavy green thing on you if your on suicide or solitary watch. My question is if Epstein was on watch then how did he suicide?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This man shot himself 16 times then buried himself in a shallow grave…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone explain why?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh that’s my favourite spot in the stall! Thank you, friend!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone explain why?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cries in 39 year old Millennial

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone explain why?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Vaping is massive with them too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't block this⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’ve never eaten or had your ass eaten, you’re missing out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I’m gonna want to know too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA! USA!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Neither did the deer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would also be confused⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Meow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word ofs wisedome⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nova Scotia here.

  I mean, it kinda does.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word ofs wisedome⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, yeah… Who puts fish in cake? That’s just silly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It is kind of nice waking up, having a bad day or something, but then I’m reminded "At least I’m not that fucking stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would also be confused⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Meow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who lives in a plastic bin under the sink⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can we NSFW this? I don’t want nudity on my front page.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to therapy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We must remember the simple wisdom of nature⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And if you get a fake mustache you can show up tomorrow and do it again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m 39, so yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a joke that the reality we’re in isn’t real. Someone like me who grew up in the 90s just woke up from a fall and all this was a dream. So we’re back in the 90s when life was simpler and we’re going back to a friend’s house to play Tony Hawk and burn music cd’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spong Berb Adventures #5⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why did he take his pants off before throwing the bottle at the child?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I bought a new bottle of coriander⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, same community just four times I think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] Bunny betrayal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly sir, you just don’t put the effort into your schemes like you used to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s be honest. If you could marry a cat you would too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My partner messaged me first asking if my cat’s name was Dickface.

  We were married 8 months later.