PhoenixDog
@PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
- Comment on One new message! 1 day ago:
Women want honesty until they’re asked to put their kids up for adoption. Smh
- Comment on Get Your Freak On 2 days ago:
Those nips are doing WORK. Not good work, but work.
- Comment on I have a plan 4 days ago:
Because no one with an IQ over 60 who doesn’t live in America would simp for them.
- Comment on I have a plan 4 days ago:
As a Nova Scotian, I welcome New England as our next province.
Just leave your sports teams behind. They can move to Delaware.
- Comment on I have a plan 4 days ago:
I’m Canadian and paying nearly $2 a litre for gas, and paying nearly twice for groceries because your dipshit excuse for a country elected that fat diaper shitting fuckface a second time.
No one is okay because of America, and Americans are directly to blame.
You think these responses are hostile? It’s only going to get worse. You’re an island now. No one wants to visit you. No one wants to associate with you. No one wants to trade with you. My friends are embarrassed to be American.
And it’s only been a year.
- Comment on Witness 5 days ago:
equire the average man to trust the government a government that might be lying about us going to the moon, not everyone wants the usa to get credit for it (looking at you Russia).
So you genuinely believe it is more likely that we didn’t land on the moon in the late 60s, but is in fact more believable that every government in the world since the late 60s have worked together in international unison, from turnovers of governments, left wing to fascism, to keep the wool pulled over the billions of regular citizens?
Geo-politically, some countries can’t agree that humans have a right to access to water. They go to war over petty disagreements. But they’ll completely work together to defend the global cover-up of the moon landing?
Fuck right off.
- Comment on Witness 5 days ago:
I’ve been on Lemmy for a little while now, but this is by far, without a shred of a doubt, the dumbest, most idiotic comment I’ve ever read here. Anyone with more IQ than a toaster knows we landed on the moon. There are literal transmitters on the fucking moon that every country in the world has access to pointing to and proving.
Christ fucking sake. It’s 2026. We’re literally fucking doomed as a species, aren’t we.
- Comment on We fought to free the nipple… and all we got was a better kind of thirst trap. 5 days ago:
The whole thing is AI.
It’s literal shit.
- Comment on And no paper towels to use on the handle 1 week ago:
Not to mention if everyone washed their hands properly, that door handle is clean.
- Comment on Asmeinkampf 1 week ago:
I envy his mom.
- Comment on Asmeinkampf 1 week ago:
he’s just trying to build a community of other mentally unwell people so they can jerk each other off and suck the shit out of Trumps ass.
I’m remarkably jealous of my blind girlfriend right now.
- Comment on Asmeinkampf 1 week ago:
Wait, you’re telling me I don’t get educated about International geo-political affairs by standing in the fire of a raid boss?
Then where did I get all my actual geo-political knowledge from? Reading? Education? Fuck off with that.
- Comment on Worst thumbnail 1 week ago:
Hello, Police?
- Comment on Whatever you feel about Bond Films, Do you think it wouldn't be best they just ended it with the last film. 1 week ago:
It’s gold, Jerry. GOLD!
- Comment on Guess this is where I’m at now 2 weeks ago:
Depends if my wife is around.
- Comment on Guess this is where I’m at now 2 weeks ago:
I do it in bed.
My brain likes to loop every scenario that can happen during the day (When I’m at work. When I’m off I’m just a house cat). So I always set my alarm at least an hour before I plan on getting up (I can start my day at work mostly on my own schedule).
So say my alarm goes off at 4am, (unless I’ve woken up 45 minutes before it) I hit snooze. And I just lay there in the dark, snuggle the dog, get comfortable, and let my brain work out all the anxiety and situations it needs to. Alarm goes off, my brain knows it’s 4:15am. I have 45 more minutes. Get comfy, stretch, let brain work through the noise.
Fast forward to 5am. I get out of bed, get dressed with my work clothes already for me at the end of my bed. I let the dog outside while I pour the coffee I prepared the morning before on a timer into my big travel mug, wait for dog to come back inside, kiss dog, kiss wife, grab keys and go.
I’m normally out of bed and out the door in roughly 15 minutes.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Not well.
- Comment on Anon makes some changes 2 weeks ago:
And sticky. If I go a few days I can feel my skin sticking more to my clothes.
- Comment on Anon makes some changes 2 weeks ago:
UH OH SPAGHETTIOS
- Comment on That's how the world works. 2 weeks ago:
Are you American? Than it’s your fault.
- Comment on The difference is real 2 weeks ago:
I’ll travel from Canada just so I can take a shit on his grave.
- Comment on That's how the world works. 2 weeks ago:
Hey bud. I’m Canadian. I’m Canadian and North American. If anyone ever called me an ‘American’ I’d punch them in the throat. The last thing I ever want to be compared to is your dogbowl of a country.
- Comment on That's how the world works. 2 weeks ago:
No one has. I live in Canada. If anyone called me ‘American’ I’d take compete offence to the word. If they called me North American, I’d nod.
OP is an idiot.
- Comment on That's how the world works. 2 weeks ago:
North America is Canada and the USA. And there’s also central America, which isn’t included in those two terms.
Just casually ignoring Mexico as part of North America says everything I need to know about how intelligent you are.
Name checks out, you’re obtuse.
- Comment on That's how the world works. 2 weeks ago:
Are you American? Then yes it’s your fault. This is because of the USA.
- Comment on That's how the world works. 2 weeks ago:
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- Comment on That's how the world works. 2 weeks ago:
This will only affect poor countries.
This is a remarkably ignorant statement. Gas in Canada has skyrocketed over 40 cents in the last week. This will absolutely affect grocery prices. I’m a local truck driver for Dairy Farmers of Canada and the fuel prices will limit transportation of goods and we will see not just fuel prices rise but grocery prices across the entire store because of how expensive it is to transport anything now.
If you don’t think this will have a catastrophic rippling effect across dozens of industries and factors, you’re completely hopeless. Lumber will cost more for construction projects. Food will cost more. It will cost you more to mail a package to a friend. Everything will go up because of this. This is a seismic global economic shift and it’s all because the USA elected the dumbest fucking person to lead the USA.
- Comment on I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in? 2 weeks ago:
He got better.
- Comment on I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in? 2 weeks ago:
This is a joke, right? Like… Where’s the /s?
- Comment on I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in? 2 weeks ago:
The United States has some of the best national parks in the world.
For now.