PhoenixDog

@PhoenixDog@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get 8 out of every 24⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I only got 4 hours of sleep last night.

  “Wow, that much!? I only got-”

  Stop… Stop talking right now, or I will rip your tongue of your mouth and use it to lick your own asshole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You've gotta ask yourself, "What's the point?"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely the type of dipshit who says “Oh, you don’t like capitalism? But you participate in it. Curious”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You've gotta ask yourself, "What's the point?"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  you really need to get your brain checked.

  Pot, meet kettle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Recession indicator, what do you call this dish?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  People will probably look forward to eating that shite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Recession indicator, what do you call this dish?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I can afford steak and chicken every night, and I still love me some Helper.

  Don’t yuk someone else’s yum. Enjoy your kale or whatever dog shit you enjoy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Recession indicator, what do you call this dish?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Depending where this is taken, in Canada most of our “cheese powder” is literally cheddar cheese grated extremely fine and dehydrated. So it’s literally real cheese, and not some test tube product.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Recession indicator, what do you call this dish?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My partner and I can afford some pretty reasonable dinners. But one of our go-to staples is literally a box of Kraft Dinner and sliced hot dogs.

  We’ll make 3 boxes worth and fridge the leftovers for quick dinners for a couple more days.

  Don’t be throwing slander at the vast usefulness of the glorious hot dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Recession indicator, what do you call this dish?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hamburger Helper without the Hamburger still slaps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Recession indicator, what do you call this dish?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude I can afford steak and chickens but nothing slays as much as beans and weenies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doof doof⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  By Nazis, I assume you mean MAGAs, too.

  There’s no need for redundancy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doof doof⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That should just be the default.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doof doof⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Then they shouldn’t be so delicious. Have they ever thought of that? Huh? HUH?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I getting more and more enraged seeing self proclaimed leftists resorting to ghastly Gen AI to bastardise their rather humorous ideas.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  hEy cHaT Is tHiS CoMmEnT Ai?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I getting more and more enraged seeing self proclaimed leftists resorting to ghastly Gen AI to bastardise their rather humorous ideas.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is ‘negative’ a proper value?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a matter of time before it's reality⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A simple poke with a sledgehammer could break it. Just a piece of shit, really.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never Kirket, Never Forgrift⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at that hypocrite leaning left.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To be happy…⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no. The instructions were pretty blatent. Well done good sir or madam or no binary superhero!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To be happy…⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I suggest you take a break from the Internet for a while?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Labor Day!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When did anyone say that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Labor Day!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Weird. It was yesterday in Canada. Funny that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two full raccoons y'all⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost two racoons so far

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just checking in to see if anyone cares that the mumbling turtle is still on full salary while being MIA for two-and-a-half months⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just celebrate now. Worst case scenario is he’s not actually dead but will be soon, so you can celebrate twice!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just checking in to see if anyone cares that the mumbling turtle is still on full salary while being MIA for two-and-a-half months⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And if evidence is anything to show, they’ll forget in approx 4 weeks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brilliant‼️⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why were you makeing such a snarky comment to someone on how “somehow engagement must have worked on you”?

  Not everything is about engagement and algorithms. We’re on a message board. We leave messages. It’s not about bait or lawl you fell for the algorithm. It’s a message board where people comment their thoughts and opinions on things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Groceries are expensive and they're too busy talking about culture war⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Check out his youtube

  I’d rather dig my eyes out with my fingers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Groceries are expensive and they're too busy talking about culture war⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Both can be true.

  I don’t support billionaires lifestyles and I think something should be done about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Groceries are expensive and they're too busy talking about culture war⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Um… I don’t know but I should find out! They could be trying to invade girls bathrooms! I’m going to spend all my money to support this obvious life threatening situation!”

  “Lettuce now gives you diarrhea!”

  What else is on? “Police called on gay men holding hands!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Groceries are expensive and they're too busy talking about culture war⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Excuse me, they did what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Groceries are expensive and they're too busy talking about culture war⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Incredibly worded and well said!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brilliant‼️⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is Fediverse, dipshit, not tik tok.