People who piss on the toilet seat in a men's restroom.

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• Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t want to touch it either, but if you’re going to stand in front of a public toilet, just lift the damn seat.

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  • HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And new seats even have a bump out so you can use your feet.

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    • Vandals_handle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      User name checks out

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  • fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Its whatever, just wash your hands people.

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The one’s on doesn’t are the ones who also doesn’t at home and if they do they don’t put it down afterwards.
    Those people need to be forced to lick toilet seats until they learn some basic manners.

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• neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think you’ve got two types of people doing this:

  • penis people who just plain can not be bothered to lift the seat. The types of folks who bumble through life haphazardly, don’t wear seat belts, let dishes pile up, put the sour cream back in the fridge without putting the lid back on, who never bother to wash their feet or legs in the shower because they think the soap that washes down their body will handle it, people who drink the last of the coffee without making another pot. Selfish, but also kinda physically grody.
  • vagina people who hover. These people I do not understand.

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  • HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    People who hover hover because of people who hover.

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    • unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yo dawg, I heard you like to hover.

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  • Andonyx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For a second I thought you’d come up with a new epithet for people who don’t hold up their end of the social contract: penis people. I thought, “that’s a new and fun way to call someone a dick.” 🤔

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• yannic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not mildly.

  ##Majorly.

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• collapse_already@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We had this problem in a communal bathroom in a dorm I lived in. People were practically coming to blows over it. Turns out that when the toilet flushed, it would spray piss up out of the bowl onto the seat. We all thought it was someone else, but it was really every one of us inadvertently.

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  • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A likely story, seat pisser. J’ACCUSE!

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• pineapple@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There is this thing called lifting up the lid. DO IT!

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  • kadotux@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just sit down to pee like an adult

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    • jestho@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But there’s piss everywhere :(

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I doubt the overwhelming majority of the seat pissers are reading your comment.

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  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve literally gone into public bathrooms with no urinals, only stalls, and the seats don’t lift up. You have no choice but to aim and pray.

    Except I’m not a degenerate and I’ll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed.

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    • pineapple@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Except I’m not a degenerate and I’ll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed.

      thank you!

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    • titanicx@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No choice? Sit, it’s more comfy anyways. Give yourself 1 minute to relax.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How about when there’s that bit of filth at the back, center you know came from their ass crack?

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  • RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    People are required to wipe down sweaty gym equipment, they should also be required to wipe down the shitter. IDK why this isn’t a thing.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I usually sit to pee; but since there’s piss on the seat, I stand and end up contributing more piss to the already pissy seat.

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  • SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just lift the fuckin seat to pee then omg

    Use your foot for that if you have to

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    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just lift the fuckin seat to pee then omg

      Use your foot for that if you have to

      1. wipe seat. It’s fine.
      2. If you’re at a seat, be seated; standing is over there.
      3. wash hands like silkwood after

      Is this only trivial for gen-X?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Then I would have pee on my hand or foot. Gross.

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  • northernlights@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I actually never understood how some guys have apparently a hard time simply aiming. I never had a problem with that in my life myself.

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    • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dual stream can be an issue. But when it is, I clean up my fucking piss. People are gonna miss or splatter; a decent human being should clean up after themselves. Most people are not decent human beings.

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is why I piss into the sink instead. And since I didn’t have to touch any surfaces beside my own wiener, I don’t even have to worry about washing my hands.

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• SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The restrooms at my workplace can get down right nasty. We get a ton of temp workers (I started out as a temp), and they are given very short breaks from the assembly line. At least 20% do not wash their hands. People carry on phone conversations and scroll TikTok in the stalls. The floors around the toilets get very gross.

  I loathe that spironolactone makes me thirsty, and in turn makes me need to urinate somewhat often. My hovering game is on point though.

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• benderbeerman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I work at a place with a lot of people from southeast Asia. It is not uncommon to be in a stall and look over to see the feet of someone stepping into the next stall just disappear as they approach the crapper.

  I don’t mind them standing on the seat to squat, but for the love of humanity, please clean up the fucken mess afterwards!

  Also, our toilets flush pretty assertively and often they will splash up dirty water from the toilet bowl onto the seat and floor as the auto-flush unleashes.

  The weird one is the guy who uses it as a fucken bidet… like, Bruh. Nasty.

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  or shit on the toilet seat, or the walls.

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• Zomg@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dont look up the Yellow Pee Pee Monster.

  Sorry in advance, if I have to be aware he existed, you do too

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• ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is why I piss in the back tank of the toilet, so the next person peeing never thinks it flushed.

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  • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah yes, a good old fashioned upper-decker.

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• DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I avoid public bathrooms for this reason

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t care about others why should I care when I’ll never have to clean or use that toilet again. /s

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• HubertManne@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For using the stalls to pee sometimes the urinals are full. As to why I know my wife says im one of the few men who don’t leave piss on the toilet. So apparently its common. Not talking just the seat here but the bowl when the seat is up. Like the bowl rim that is parralellel to the floor so it will just sit there and be all. ewwww.

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  • HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe, but I’m also seeing more men going straight to the toilet stall to pee even though there are several urinals open. And even then, they should lift the seat.

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    • HubertManne@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yeah thats kinda wierd. maybe they are shy although then I can’t imagine what they do at a ballpark.

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For them what have need to cope with this and no choice about needing to sit.

  A small baggie with some surface wipes and some gloves will fit in most pockets with ease. Ideal, no. But it’ll get you by for a non optional visit to a public (or badly kept private) toilet

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• lechekaflan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  More specific, the target practice gets more wild at a pub.

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• morgan_423@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some people can’t use a urinal. Medical issues.

  That being said, they should still be cleaning up after themselves. Leaving the seat a mess for other people is horrendous.

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  • HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve seen a lot of cases where people are using the toilet as a urinal. That seems to be where most of the piss is coming from.

    That said, if someone can’t use a urinal and needs to use a toilet, I don’t know why they aren’t sitting down on the toilet. I can’t think of a condition which in which you can’t use a urinal but you can stand and pee onto a toilet seat.

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    • Zeko9381@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      because sitting just to piss is gay apparently (heard that from multiple people)

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• Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How else do you establish dominance?

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• Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How else do you hose the seat clean from all the explosive shit caking it before you sit down to unleash your own?

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