Submitted 3 days ago by HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
I specify men’s restroom since there are alternatives to peeing which don’t involve a toilet seat.
We had this problem in a communal bathroom in a dorm I lived in. People were practically coming to blows over it. Turns out that when the toilet flushed, it would spray piss up out of the bowl onto the seat. We all thought it was someone else, but it was really every one of us inadvertently.
A likely story, seat pisser. J’ACCUSE!
How about when there’s that bit of filth at the back, center you know came from their ass crack?
People are required to wipe down sweaty gym equipment, they should also be required to wipe down the shitter. IDK why this isn’t a thing.
I think you’ve got two types of people doing this:
People who hover hover because of people who hover.
Yo dawg, I heard you like to hover.
For a second I thought you’d come up with a new epithet for people who don’t hold up their end of the social contract: penis people. I thought, “that’s a new and fun way to call someone a dick.” 🤔
Not mildly.
##Majorly.
There is this thing called lifting up the lid. DO IT!
I doubt the overwhelming majority of the seat pissers are reading your comment.
I’ve literally gone into public bathrooms with no urinals, only stalls, and the seats don’t lift up. You have no choice but to aim and pray.
Except I’m not a degenerate and I’ll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed.
Except I’m not a degenerate and I’ll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed.
thank you!
No choice? Sit, it’s more comfy anyways. Give yourself 1 minute to relax.
This is why I piss into the sink instead. And since I didn’t have to touch any surfaces beside my own wiener, I don’t even have to worry about washing my hands.
This is why I piss in the back tank of the toilet, so the next person peeing never thinks it flushed.
Ah yes, a good old fashioned upper-decker.
I usually sit to pee; but since there’s piss on the seat, I stand and end up contributing more piss to the already pissy seat.
Just lift the fuckin seat to pee then omg
Use your foot for that if you have to
Just lift the fuckin seat to pee then omg
Use your foot for that if you have to
Is this only trivial for gen-X?
Then I would have pee on my hand or foot. Gross.
I actually never understood how some guys have apparently a hard time simply aiming. I never had a problem with that in my life myself.
Dual stream can be an issue. But when it is, I clean up my fucking piss. People are gonna miss or splatter; a decent human being should clean up after themselves. Most people are not decent human beings.
The restrooms at my workplace can get down right nasty. We get a ton of temp workers (I started out as a temp), and they are given very short breaks from the assembly line. At least 20% do not wash their hands. People carry on phone conversations and scroll TikTok in the stalls. The floors around the toilets get very gross.
I loathe that spironolactone makes me thirsty, and in turn makes me need to urinate somewhat often. My hovering game is on point though.
or shit on the toilet seat, or the walls.
I work at a place with a lot of people from southeast Asia. It is not uncommon to be in a stall and look over to see the feet of someone stepping into the next stall just disappear as they approach the crapper.
I don’t mind them standing on the seat to squat, but for the love of humanity, please clean up the fucken mess afterwards!
Also, our toilets flush pretty assertively and often they will splash up dirty water from the toilet bowl onto the seat and floor as the auto-flush unleashes.
The weird one is the guy who uses it as a fucken bidet… like, Bruh. Nasty.
I avoid public bathrooms for this reason
Dont look up the Yellow Pee Pee Monster.
Sorry in advance, if I have to be aware he existed, you do too
For them what have need to cope with this and no choice about needing to sit.
A small baggie with some surface wipes and some gloves will fit in most pockets with ease. Ideal, no. But it’ll get you by for a non optional visit to a public (or badly kept private) toilet
I don’t care about others why should I care when I’ll never have to clean or use that toilet again. /s
For using the stalls to pee sometimes the urinals are full. As to why I know my wife says im one of the few men who don’t leave piss on the toilet. So apparently its common. Not talking just the seat here but the bowl when the seat is up. Like the bowl rim that is parralellel to the floor so it will just sit there and be all. ewwww.
Maybe, but I’m also seeing more men going straight to the toilet stall to pee even though there are several urinals open. And even then, they should lift the seat.
yeah thats kinda wierd. maybe they are shy although then I can’t imagine what they do at a ballpark.
More specific, the target practice gets more wild at a pub.
Some people can’t use a urinal. Medical issues.
That being said, they should still be cleaning up after themselves. Leaving the seat a mess for other people is horrendous.
I’ve seen a lot of cases where people are using the toilet as a urinal. That seems to be where most of the piss is coming from.
That said, if someone can’t use a urinal and needs to use a toilet, I don’t know why they aren’t sitting down on the toilet. I can’t think of a condition which in which you can’t use a urinal but you can stand and pee onto a toilet seat.
because sitting just to piss is gay apparently (heard that from multiple people)
How else do you establish dominance?
How else do you hose the seat clean from all the explosive shit caking it before you sit down to unleash your own?
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I don’t want to touch it either, but if you’re going to stand in front of a public toilet, just lift the damn seat.
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 3 days ago
And new seats even have a bump out so you can use your feet.
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 3 days ago
User name checks out
M137@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The one’s on doesn’t are the ones who also doesn’t at home and if they do they don’t put it down afterwards.
Those people need to be forced to lick toilet seats until they learn some basic manners.
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 2 days ago
Its whatever, just wash your hands people.