DrunkAnRoot

@DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funerary rites⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  pay a body double to jump out at the end and start trying to eat everyones brains

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If my first kiss was pre-transition and i am now a guy but i always had a guy brain, does that make my first kiss with a "straight" guy gay ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  did you have socks or say no homo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  1 humans dontbplay trumpet from there noses

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say what you will about Kirk, but he made some great points in his debating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  i sleep in a racecar bed please dont mix these vile creatures in with our commuinty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sweet dreams are made of these?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  and thats enough of the internet for today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No thanks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Please tell us your birthday.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  and drawers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Happy Birthday!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨walter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  clements

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Longest comment chain!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i got fired from work

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨walter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  walter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mandatory self-reflection hours⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  em–dash

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been downhill since 2020⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that was after this was more of the “look at me i do xanax cos im so sad crowd”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been downhill since 2020⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  2016 as a gen z i reamber the xanax epidemic of the time and it was bad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely lemmings⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  IplayOnA13InchD1ld0

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] Genius way to solve homelessness in USA⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  private companys that want to set up homeless deathmatches

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] Genius way to solve homelessness in USA⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’rethra’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just ate a little bag of popcorn without getting any bits stuck in my teeth/throat. ask me anything⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  how much throat numbing spray did you use?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We've all been there⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ive seen ones missing full doors

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon discovers hygiene⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  wait till they discover deoderant

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why aren't you creating more workers??⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  im not spending a fortune to raise a child when i can barely afford eggs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s the plan?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  beer run! and never come back

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Expectation vs. Reality⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  what lifestyle is this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How are you really doing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  im surviving off of pbr and dry ramen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hate to see all the suffering ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  geeked off the gurt pen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheat Codes Activated⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  5 beers /hr is light work

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes sense to me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  this is sad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  real ones do acid with theres friends at 3 am