This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.

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• FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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• DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  At this point I don’t think we even need to discuss whether the president of the United States of America raped children.

  No one who hasn’t raped children puts this much effort into hiding files implicating child rapists.

  Logically the only other explanation possible is that he’s being blackmailed by people who did rape children and if what they have on him isn’t child rape, it must be something else pretty bad.

  So he either raped children or something else pretty fucking sketchy.

  REMOVE THIS TRAITOR!!!

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• Mangoholic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Wait until he finds out he is in them, because he raped an alien baby once.

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  WHY ISN’T THIS CLOWN IN JAIL?

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  • DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨58⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Because Republicans in Congress and every single conservative voter have chosen to shield him from the consequences of his actions.

    They are ALL traitors to our nation.

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    • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Every Israel backed Uni party politician is a traitor in my opinion

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• Scorned_Sparrow@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Won’t that upset his Christian base? Isn’t it anti Christian to think aliens exist?

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    They don’t gaf about religion beyond the tribal shit and that it gives them a way to act better than those who disagree with them and appeal to an authority that will never contradict them.

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• umbraroze@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A significant chunk of American pop culture of the past decades is based on the premise that The Government is Hiding Something.

  Trump’s going to throw a big wrench in that by releasing fucking everything. Except a few things. A few great secrets.

  I swear American pop culture in the coming century or so is just going to be The Government is Hiding The Epstein Files, over and over and over.

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  • Ranulph@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Well who can forget ‘’ Roswell Case Closed’’ media.defense.gov/2010/Oct/…/AFD-101027-030.pdf If this is the level of truth we are going to get…who can blame us for remaining skeptical of the Government…

    Chronological Anachronism: The report attributes “alien bodies” to anthropomorphic dummies used in Project High Dive, which did not begin until 1953. Skeptics argue it is a fallacy to use events from the mid-1950s to explain a widely reported incident that occurred in July 1947.

    The “Memory Consolidation” Fallacy: The USAF proposed that witnesses merged memories of different events (Project Mogul in 1947, dummy drops in the 1950s, and a 1956 KC-97 crash) into a single 1947 narrative. Critics argue this dismisses firsthand testimony by assuming a collective, decades-long memory failure among numerous unrelated witnesses.

    False Equivalence of Physical Descriptions: The report suggests that “alien” features, such as bulbous heads, were actually injured airmen like Capt. Dan D. Fulgham, who suffered severe swelling after a 1959 balloon accident. Critics point out that describing a human officer as an “alien” is a logical stretch, especially when the timing is over a decade off.

    The “Moving Goalposts” Argument: Some researchers claim the USAF has changed its official explanation four times (crashed disc, weather balloon, Project Mogul, and finally dummies), which they view as a pattern of circular reasoning or shifting narratives to maintain a cover-up. Selective Evidence: The report identifies “hieroglyphics” on the debris as poorly stenciled labels or flowered tape from the Project Mogul balloon. Critics argue this selectively ignores witness descriptions of indestructible, metallic debris that could not be cut or burned.

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Within the next few years America is going to start importing most of its pop culture. The American media industry is dying. Good riddance.

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    • CptOblivius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Most of our bad media was already an import from Australia.

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    • fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      our boy bands are from korea, our comic books are from japan.

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  • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All the future super spy movies will be about government pedo rings… ugh get ready to have nonstop PTSD

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• Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is because he felt challenged by Obama. He has a pathological complex of inferiority against Obama.

  Obama talks about classified files? Trump one-ups and gives the classified files.

  Now Obama should need to talk about those Trump-Epstein files…

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Anything, really anything, to distract from the Epstein files.

  BTW, how does “Wag the Dog” do in the streaming charts?

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• LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean his base is dumb enough to fall for this trick, so it will work perfect.

  I really hate how the dept of education has been destroyed over the decades and now over 70% of the country is dumb as bricks.

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  • NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tbf, I like this distraction better that bombing Iran.

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    • 7101334@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Porque no los dos?

      Unfortunately lol

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  • 7101334@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As a Californian, it’s not just the DoE, especially on a scale of decades. My girlfriend went to public school in Texas and had shit like iPads and a lunch cafeteria with actual restaurants. I went to public school in California, mostly (entirely?) after it was gutted by the Governator, and had shit like textbooks shared across classes with swastikas and 8=D drawn all over the pages and a lunch cafeteria that served frozen pizzas microwaved in the plastic.

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    • NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Don’t worry, only rich communities’ public school were/ are like that in Texas. Schools are funded at the district-level in Texas, so poor communities go to poor schools and wealthy kids go to wealthy schools. If districts get so big that they encompass both, sometimes the wealthy residents try to stage a coup and split the district into wealthy and poor.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If there was anything remotely interesting about aliens he would have already used it as a distraction during covid.

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  • KnitWit@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He already did this during the first term. There wasn’t anything interesting, but it did distract the conspiracy folks.

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    • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The pullout was weird at the time. Handful of censored videos, talk of more then nothing. A couple of senators or house members suddenly became disinterested for no reason in particular and it died.

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  • WoodScientist@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Honestly, if there were alien craft zipping around, I can imagine why no government would want to disclose them. It would basically be an announcement of, “these damn craft are flying around the atmosphere and the space around Earth. They’re utterly beyond anything we’re capable of. We’re not sure if they’re aliens, time travelers, beings from another dimension, literal angels or demons, or something even stranger. But we are utterly at their mercy. They’re spying on us constantly, for purposes unknown. Oh, and occasionally they’ll just abduct people and carry them off for God-knows-what reason. I’m sorry, but there is literally nothing we or any human being can do about this. They’re basically gods to us, and we know next to nothing about them, where they come from, or why they’re here.”

    What leader would ever want to give that speech? I don’t consider it likely we are being visited by non-human intelligences. But if we were, it wouldn’t be anything like Roswell and Area 51. We wouldn’t have a base full of downed or crashed alien craft. They simply wouldn’t crash, and we would have no ability to shoot them down. A real announcement of alien visitors wouldn’t be the reveal of some vast secret government project, a revealing of secret strength. It would be us saying, “we’ve been working on this problem for nearly a century, and we’ve learned nothing. All we know is that they’re there, and we can’t do a damn thing about it.” It would a confession of weakness and utter helplessness, a government openly admitting it’s completely powerless to protect its people from an unknown outside threat. Can you imagine a president telling the public, “yeah, you might get abducted by aliens. Sorry, that just happens sometimes. There’s nothing we can do about it.”

    It would represent a complete shattering of our species’ sense of value and security. And voters tend not to like politicians who tell them the unvarnished truth.

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    • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They simply wouldn’t crash

      Why would that be assumed? Yes flying across space is a level of technology we can’t comprehend, but unless these beings have truly become gods, technology breaks. Something can always go wrong.

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• Archon_Warslut@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  there arent any aliens visiting earth. this is another fucking trump scam / distraction / bullshit opportunity. somehow he can make it ultimately about trashing the democrats, or just distracting people from his crimes and economic destruction.

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  • TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Love your username

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Plot-twist: he’s in the alien files too and it’s super fucking bad

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Causing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      …after prolonged sexual activity with aliens..

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  • dellish@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The aliens took him to epstein’s island.

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• Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you told me when I was a kid that the president of the US was going to drop info on aliens and no one would care … I would have said you were insane. Really, I dont care … lets see those Epstein files and get some arrests.

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are the Aliens going to help me get rid of the Rich corrupt people? No? Then I don’t care about them.

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    • TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      She can. Image

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Get the arrests in and then release the alien files as a treat for doing a good job with the arrests

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    • Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I like this idea! OK, we have 70% of the Republican party and 30% of the Democratic party under arrest for sex trafficking children or covering it up … here is some news on this crazy alien spacecraft we found with a bunch of frozen aliens inside. Funny story, they had been in a secret since before World War 2 and were only discovered because ICE was trying to deport them so they could reach quota.

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  • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The president of the US also said that tariffs are paid by the seller

    So, you know, not a high credibility

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Obama:

  aliens exist.

  Trump:

  Here’s proof that he’s a lying ni–

  Karoline Leavitt:

  President Trump called Obama a “nice guy”. Anyone who attempts to state otherwise is a terrorist!

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• mayabuttreeks@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • 474D@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This sucks, now I know aliens aren’t real :(

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• SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “There! Look over THERE! SQUIRREL!”

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As was said before, this is why the aliens roll up their windows and drive faster when they pass our planet.

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  • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Racist aliens!

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• Makeitstop@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And then those files will only be half released and full of redactions because it turns that Trump and the other billionaires have been fucking alien kids too.

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Aliens are the one powerful group not fucking children in the Epstein files at this point

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  • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe not, but, I’ve been hearing about alien “probes” forever.

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Listen what Aliens and consenting adults do ain’t nunna my business!

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• TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just so that you know, if I spot an UFO, i will maks sure to keep it to myself.

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  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Auto up vote for using “an” correctly.

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    • NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think it sounds wrong because the letter “U” is pronounced “yew”, and y is not a vowel. You would never say ‘an yurt’ or ‘an yogurt’. If it was prounced “oo”, then “an oo F O” would sound correct.

      But as it is, it just sounds wrong. And whether technically correct or not, I reject it!

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    • balsoft@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      It is not used correctly. The word UFO starts with a consonant in all major English dialects, as such the correct article is “a”, as in “a UFO”. See www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/is-it-a-or-an

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    • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But, a down vote for misspelling.

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• CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m calling it here: Trump did not just rape a child. Everyone already knows that and he’s still trying to hide the Epstein files.

  Trump murdered a child and then raped her corpse.

  Or there’s a video of him having sex with Bill Clinton. Republicans would consider that equally bad.

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  • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I dunno about that last bit, seems like they are totally ok with the pedophilia, murdering children and sex trafficking. In fact, they seem to think those things are pretty damn cool.

    Two consenting males getting it on behind closed doors - now THAT is a bridge too far!!

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Repubpicans are Pedophiles, Nazis, and cannibals by proxy.

      Only one way to deal with those.

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t think that’s what they are worried about the base finding out. I think he had sex with boys too… That might be too much for the non Catholic base.

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  • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Remember when people thought that there was a video out there where someone peed on him or something that that’s what’s gonna finish him? Those were the days.

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  • thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think a video of him blowing Bubba would be worse in the eyes of his base.

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    • regedit@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And tRump hates Hillary because Bill said she’s better.

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• Reygle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Country voted for a clown, should not have been surprised when the circus arrived.

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• Mvlad88@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  10 Euros that he’s gonna claim that he established intergalactic peace or something!

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Anything to distract from his cesspool history.

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• ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We’ve gotten to the point we don’t even care if we made contact with an alien civilization. We just want justice.

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• gergolippai@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  these are not the files we are looking for…

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Speak for yourself lol

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    • mEEGal@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      These are not the files you are looking for

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you’d stop using OneDrive you wouldn’t keep having these problems.

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• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can you do a citizens arrest on the president? Asking for a friend who also hates pedophiles.

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  • pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s called a coup, and yes you can, provided you can outgun the secret service and military.

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    • kevin2107@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I have a small drone army ready for deployment hmu

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• Twongo@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  nice distraction. even if aliens were real they probably probed less asses without consent than Donny T and Jeffy E.

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• webp@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When the extraterrestrials are less illegal than the human beings

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• Tetragrade@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kolob Z’ghluthor was Epstein island. Lock him up!

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