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- Comment on Ahh, time for another hard days work of shit posting! *opens lemmy* 6 hours ago:
And it’s pretty bigoted to call him a flamer, jeez some freaking people, amiright?
- Comment on 'Tis the season 18 hours ago:
Inside of you there are 14 werewolves…
you dirty dirty slut you - Comment on Never understood the whole bobbing for apples thing 1 day ago:
See, in the ye olden days, people did not have the ability to get a dopamine hit by opening up their pocket demon. They had to make up activities with what they had around them.
This was before climate change had really got going. So back then they these things called “Apple Trees” and on those one could find “Apples.” Back in the before times they also had “water” which was like Brawndo (It’s what plants crave!) and for entertainment they would take this “water” and these “apples” and they would try to catch them like Pokemon using only their teeth! And that would give them a small dopamine hit and also signal their willingness to breed to other members of the species.
- Comment on When the car diagnostic computer knows the list of problems is so long 2 days ago:
I too also owned a Mini Cooper S
- Comment on Not saying this is Hell, but it's pretty fucking close 3 days ago:
Murica, the ultra rich making anything related to the welfare of others “communism”
Basically 100 years of social engineering to convince 50% of the country that any that benefits them is evil and wrong
- Comment on Cable management is an art form 4 days ago:
With how difficult good cable management is, Borg 2 is way more intimidating
- Comment on The right kind of vibe 5 days ago:
Look, if you can’t bless the rains down in Africa, I don’t think we can be friends anymore
- Comment on The right kind of vibe 5 days ago:
I mean, it’s an expensive synth today too. You ever seen what pro 80s synths go for today?
- Comment on The right kind of vibe 5 days ago:
How does it feel to actually have a scientifically proven wrong opinion? ~I’m just fucking with you. Please don’t get angry, my comment stands but it still just a joke bro~
- Comment on A Fediverse genre of Guy 6 days ago:
It’s only genocide if it happens again n the genocide region of France, other wise it’s just sparkling mass murder
- Comment on This woman has nothing better to do 6 days ago:
I’m a first amendment lawyer…
I’m a shit post lawyer which is also a totally real thing
God fuck maga shitheads like this. Also pretty sure a lawyer wouldn’t mispronounce patron to patreon multiple times
- Comment on Get Maced 6 days ago:
I wanna listen to me fart while wearing that suit
- Comment on I want to be at peace 6 days ago:
- Trump
- Comment on YOUR HEART IS A MUSCLE, THE SIZE OF YOUR FIST 6 days ago:
Seen the multiple times live, greatest damn concerts I’ve ever been to. Most positive energy of any show ever
- Comment on Anarchy in the Lemmy 6 days ago:
I am a shitpostchrist I am a shitpostchrist Don’t know what I want, but I’ll post shit for upvotes I wanna destroy, all AI
Cause I, wanna be, shitposty it’s the only way to be!
- Comment on bruh 1 week ago:
Sorry no unsekai for you
- Comment on Wish me luck 1 week ago:
Yo bro, you’ll always be mid to high to me bro
- Comment on What a way to go 1 week ago:
Oh they are out there, and they look just like people. Be safe out there
- Comment on What a way to go 1 week ago:
Too much teeth. That’s how you fuck up a blow job
- Comment on all your bases are 1 week ago:
How dare you! You damn commie! I want to speak to your manager!
- Comment on all your bases are 1 week ago:
This is hate speech!
- Comment on Citizens United was never about helping people 2 weeks ago:
Money
- Comment on Citizens United was never about helping people 2 weeks ago:
The US was over the minute this happened
- Comment on This changes everything 2 weeks ago:
Do not try to invert the cup, that is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth…… that there is no cup
- Comment on Don't let them boss you around 2 weeks ago:
DONT WEAR THIS HARD-HAT, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR! ILL KICK YOU OFF THIS JOB SITE OF YOU DONT CUT CORNERS HERE!
- Comment on Top Five Failures of the CIA 2 weeks ago:
Dude, I don’t come to your house and talk about your mess-ups. Not cool bro, try to be a bit more supportive
- Comment on 𝗝𝗼𝗯 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗿𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿: "Where do you see yourself in five years?".... 𝗠𝗲: 3 weeks ago:
Nah, zuck is a lizard person, he threw out the robot thing to get people off track. Also, I think we ALL. Find that dude creepy as fuck, even the other lizard people
- Comment on 𝗝𝗼𝗯 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗿𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿: "Where do you see yourself in five years?".... 𝗠𝗲: 3 weeks ago:
Nah bird drones are a totally different division, damn fly boys think they are SOOOOO cool
- Comment on 𝗝𝗼𝗯 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗿𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿: "Where do you see yourself in five years?".... 𝗠𝗲: 3 weeks ago:
Me too! I see myself pinning down some poor meatbag and wiping the organic scum off the…. Err yea I mean I also see myself as a human
- Comment on Donald Trump telling everyone they're gonna get "lots and lots of money" if they vote for his party 3 weeks ago:
Man we don’t deserve Camacho- man saw a problem and got the smartest man in the world to fix it