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- Comment on Jenson Huang ladies and gentlemen 1 hour ago:
Hey I’ll have an affair with him if it’ll get me a cheap video card
- Comment on We doin MLP now ig 6 hours ago:
Is it though?
- Comment on Sonic the Dreadhog 6 hours ago:
Every single culture has had dreadlocks at some point in their history. Every. Single. One.
Also, cultural appropriation is some white suburban mom bullshit designed to separate us out into groups vs sharing and appreciating each others cultures
- Comment on We doin MLP now ig 11 hours ago:
Oh I’m fine with furries. But bronies shudder
- Comment on We doin MLP now ig 11 hours ago:
Aww fuck, did the bronies find the fediverse???
- Comment on Misinformation 1 day ago:
Amateur. First you get the propaganda division to create a series of websites and fake news videos to scatter around the web, then you get your army of bots to upvote said content. After a few weeks of this, then, AND ONLY THEN, do you spread disinformation in real life.
For more civilization destabilizing tips, contact your local CIA office!
- Comment on Get Him to the Cell (2026) 2 days ago:
Gawd dern thespian’s doin that serious actin’
- Comment on Can't believe I haven't seen this one yet 2 days ago:
I can confirm, this is true- I have been know to rapscallion and scoundrel. In our defense, on your resume you put “Russian Spy” as your current position.
- Comment on Can't believe I haven't seen this one yet 2 days ago:
Buddy, you’ll always be on my watch list
- Comment on If Israel assassinated Kennedy, do you think they will do it again? 2 days ago:
Kennedy 2 - Electric Zombieloo, the directors cut
- Comment on I need divine guidance, Lemmy. What is my destiny? 5 days ago:
You will find love in a small, hidden away black site in Liberia. Your eyes will meet across the water-boarding room and it will be love at first sight.
Then your love will betray you because they were actually an undercover Russian spy and you fell for it! They pumped you for secrets for years! You’ll then find your self on the run from hit squads in Bucharest but you’ll escape because of your training and dedication to regime change in the search for oil.
Finally, on your deathbed, surrounded by children and grandchildren, you’ll notice that the hospice nurse is your old flame, the Russian spy. She injects your IV with cyanide and you die painfully because you let your guard down AGAIN!
- Comment on 5 days ago:
Maybe the real llms are the friends we tortured on the way!
- Comment on Lady balls 6 days ago:
Ooooh yea, I’m slow - wasn’t even thinking about the picture in the meme
- Comment on Lady balls 6 days ago:
I think it’s she’s in reverse cowboy position all the way down and his balls are sticking out, which makes it look like she has balls. (No penis just balls)
- Comment on Shhhh. Shhh. Not yet. Now you may talk 6 days ago:
Thank you for doing your part!
- Comment on Rage bait ravings 6 days ago:
Hey! I thought it would lead to some oil! You seen gas prices lately?
- Comment on crash out 1 week ago:
I serve no matter who wins! I’m all about the geo-political destabilization!
- Comment on crash out 1 week ago:
Or just block this one and go start your own shitpost community. Honestly if you don’t like it here, that’s on you
- Comment on crash out 1 week ago:
Then this might not be the sub for you!
- Comment on You've Just Been Hit By The Metric System Boys 1 week ago:
- Comment on Soup Rule 1 week ago:
I grew up pretty poor. Halloween was the best holiday. I like to go a bit extra now that I can- thanks for the appreciation :D
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Also fuck your Nazi shit
- Comment on Soup Rule 1 week ago:
Man, I printed little kaiju figurines, bought blind bags, filled them with candy and toys. And it freaking rained, got like 8 kids
- Comment on Two young action movie actors, Tom Holland and George Lazenby, both at 29 in their respective photos. Or: a 2020s man of action vs. a 1960s man of action. 1 week ago:
Found zendayas(sp?) account
- Comment on All the ram are belong to us 1 week ago:
ARE YOU HIDING RAM FROM ME???
- Comment on Can you guys help me get a job? 1 week ago:
Dudes make the best agents! Come on dude it’ll be fun!
- Comment on Can you guys help me get a job? 1 week ago:
Ever think of a fun and exciting career in regime change? Maybe a little torture on the side?
- Comment on Anyone else reckon Bethesda will go the way of Bioware? 1 week ago:
And the game parts
- Comment on Safety First 1 week ago:
- Comment on America has a solution for everything 1 week ago:
Pew pew! ‘Murica!
