Bishma

@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heh⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been there. 58008 Cleavage Ct. in Twin Peaks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stylish⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  In college I did my internship working at a reptile house that did educational events at schools, libraries, fairs, etc. We had several alligators but only one that was allowed to wander the grounds (supervised). The property has a creek with high banks running through it that is all snow melt in the summer, and it was my to go drag Spike out of the water and into the sun when he’d go sit in the icy water too long and couldn’t get himself back over the bank.

  Seeing that person with a gator by the tail trying to keep it out of the water brings that all flooding back. Spike wasn’t that big though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is the pipeline true, fellas?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  In what way is Elon crashing out? He’s spending his days turning the US in the fascist kleptocracy that he and his apartheidist father used to dream about while they were abusing the children working their emerald mines, all the time selling thousands of his wankpanzers to the military at a massive markup, and gathering every citizens bank account details.

• 8 Million Requests Later, We Made The SolarWinds Supply Chain Attack Look Amateurlabs.watchtowr.com ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not the Toll Roads Notification of Toll Evasion!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Previous message: We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frogge⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Archeologists uncover 3000 year old fossilized computer mouse and think it’s a frog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost to the future lemmings!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  May your beans forever potash.

  of maybe, Beans long and potash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the definitive proof that you weren't your parent's favorite⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been to the 1st birthday parties of some of my friend’s kids. Nothing of value was lost

  …that Matthew kid is always a dud.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nope don’t like it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Should we discuss fingerless gloves?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Periodic Table according to astronomers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Even apart from sign language, it’s the hand sign for “hang loose” and not “throwing horns.” But was as close as I could get.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨writing while hungry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now with more sterile rot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Periodic Table according to astronomers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t make fire without oxygen. That’s pretty metal 🤟

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The workplace is most toxic atmosphere I've ever experienced. No wonder they force us to buy necessities with this money they give us.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Once upon a time the point of climbing the career ladder was to become the annoying instead of the annoyed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They were taught how to use red by the Atlanteans.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are all depictions of the same Berkin Bag. Broke archaeologists have been trying to hunt it down for centuries, because finders keepers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Events are occurring!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If it a party? Will the Load be there?!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Never too Late⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Buzzfeed title: Who shortened the most human lives, the answer may shock you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shopping for used Teslas be like:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We should have seen this coming when he named the roadster he shot into space the Apartheid Won One.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨know the chain of command⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget the Futurama gut worms. I’m not sure it they go before or after The Media.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I be Concerned?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Its a long tradition. Reeser’s doesn’t make sausage it makes a “Cured Pork and Beef, Beef Heart, Cereal, and Soy Protein Concentrate Product.”

  Also Subway’s bread is legally cake (in Ireland). That doesn’t directly relate, but its one of the food facts I love.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know this isn’t the point of your question, but in many states recreational land gets its own zoning classification. An the value of recreational lots is much more situational than other types - often worth less than other zoning because its harder to sell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plot devices IRL⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is one of my favorite jokes in the whole series.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just day dreaming when this struck me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This year the easter bunny is getting mugged for their eggs.

• And he doesn't even chip in for tolls.discuss.tchncs.de ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's laundry day!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I just rub my noodles with a tide stick.

  I wonder if that’s a brand new sentence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keep them guessing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got a notebook I use to doodle cad designs and record measurements. I am constantly temped to put in a page of gibberish just in case I become the next Da Vinci, so generations of people will waste their time tying to decipher it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit Refugees⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A bean and a void to enjoy in Saddam’s spider hole while not pooping for 3 days.

  Tis a silly place

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AHHHHHHHHHHH⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, I had to take 3 terms of calculus…

  … twice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got plans this weekend.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure the N64 controller was designed just for this cart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this time it'll be different⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d watch that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this time it'll be different⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Crab is best because most are protected from whatever wasp has evolved specifically to end its life in mind boggling terrible ways.