Bishma
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de
Future winner of the Nobel prize in Minecraft
- Comment on Dots! 1 day ago:
And it goes straight to my hips. By which I mean the bone marrow in my pelvis.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Special relativity describes that as the light cone - if you flash a flight somewhere in the universe, how much of the universe will see it.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
I’ve never met anyone who retired to the middle of nowhere who wasn’t back near a city within 5 years because someone’s health took a turn. That includes my mother who dreamed of living in a small coast town all her life an did so after retiring, but my step-father’s diagnosis of parkinson’s cut that short.
- Comment on I am two of them 4 days ago:
Could we swap to funions? Cold onion rings are gross and hot onion rings seem like a real problem (in context).
- Comment on I want these walls back 5 days ago:
My 50s house still has a glass brick window facing the driveway. It’s a great silhouette backdrop, if I leave workbench light on.
- Comment on Best birb 5 days ago:
Lemmings fear and respect the owl.
- Comment on Who's up for some hotdickle? 5 days ago:
That’s a #7 from Sandwich With A Pretty Big Pickle In It
- Comment on Dear Kevin 1 week ago:
Anybody got a sexy mnemonic that includes subphylum, subclass, superorder, suborder, etc? Or, more to the point, what taxonomic system gets us to the orgy the fastest?
- Comment on Why does Dairy Queen sell food? 1 week ago:
Once upon a time there were two types of Dairy Queens. Some were just ice cream, but the ones called “Dairy Queen Braizer” sold hot food too. Eventually they all sold hot food.
- Comment on Spicy food never affects my gut and everyone thinks it's really weird. How unusual is this and what could be happening to explain why spicy food doesn't affect me? 1 week ago:
Spicy food never had an effect on my stomach until one day in my late 30’s. Now there’s a fuzzy threshold where I’m OK, but there’s a limit. A whole serving of my favorite bulgogi is always too much.
- Comment on You learn something new everyday 1 week ago:
I forgot the video for that song is all just clips from 9 1/2 Weeks with random shots of Joe Cocker shoved in to kill the mood. So we should all be reminded of that important aphorism, “it’s all fun and games until some wall street broker pours honey in your vagina.”
- Comment on this thing fucking sucks 2 weeks ago:
It just exists. It’s not its fault it distorts spacetime around it until it becomes one of those coin donation funnels at the mall.
- Comment on A small price to pay 2 weeks ago:
Ha, they left out the 2nd N.
- Comment on Interesting news 2 weeks ago:
Surely the Zarkonians will save us.
- Comment on Alternatively 2 weeks ago:
Is there one that requires 6 hands for thurples?
- Comment on Interesting news 2 weeks ago:
The only time I’ve gotten banned was for saying we should eat the rich. I didn’t even include my recipe for slow cooked billionaire ribs.
- Comment on Deez peets 2 weeks ago:
Horses know how the world works, that’s they they’re always giving it the middle finger.
- Comment on It's not supposed to make sense... 2 weeks ago:
My favorite thing about quantum physics is that Schrodinger’s Cat was presented as a criticism. It was the most ridiculous extension of quantum superposition that Schrodinger could come up with. But then all the quantum physicists went, “YES! That’s a perfect way to explain it. Let’s teach that to middle schoolers!”
- Comment on Deez peets 2 weeks ago:
According to their press kit, their casino alone has 93,000 feet. All or them square for some reason.
- Comment on Caption this. 2 weeks ago:
“How I ended up spending 2 hours listening to shark ramble about their action movie spec script: Fingers.”
- Comment on Letter tier list. open for peer review 2 weeks ago:
Good luck when E finds out it’s B tier and goes NC. Everything you type will look like internet brand names from the 00s.
- Comment on NOOOOOOO 2 weeks ago:
I kind of miss the magazine that only gets read in the bathroom.
- Comment on Ads when you’re pumping gas 2 weeks ago:
My state just made self-serve gas a thing so I got an electric. If I’m going to have to fuel up my own car, I’ll do it in my carport.
RIP to all those service station jobs that just evaporated. Much like how the 350% increase in spilled fuel (my state can statistically expect) will evaporate.
- Comment on originality 3 weeks ago:
“That one to left, that’s the most gorilla that can ever gorilla. Look how hard it’s gorillaing! Name it accordingly.”
- Comment on Do you care about up/down votes? 3 weeks ago:
I use my post/comment history (and saves) as a way to know what threads to go check in on later. And I get a kick out of seeing a lot of upvotes and dislike seeing anything in negative territory. But I don’t have votes in mind when I post.
- Comment on I got a feeling.. 3 weeks ago:
Is she fast asleep or rocking out with the band?
- Comment on shrimp chef was quoted out of context 3 weeks ago:
No no, this is still out of context. He said “Slurpee.” He’s reminding everyone that free slurpee day is coming.
- Comment on OK so which is it? 3 weeks ago:
They cropped it. There’s another sign to the right that reads “Because of the rabid poisonous piranharoos.” Australia is a weird place.
- Comment on Ed Sheer-enough 3 weeks ago:
It’s just the most recent bean.
- Comment on It's time to stop 3 weeks ago:
If we missed sheering beans, that’s on us.
