Bishma
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de
Future winner of the Nobel prize in Minecraft
- Comment on Dick Van Dyke Wants to Make Cameo on 'A Man on the Inside' with Ted Danson 1 hour ago:
I love this idea and hopes it happens. Season 1 was fantastic.
That said, I’d love to be a fly on the wall when they’re going to get production insurance. “Ok, two of your stars are 77 and now you’re bringing on a 99 year old guest star? How many commas do you expect in the insurance premium?”
- Comment on To whom it may concern 2 days ago:
When I was in college my roommates and I would open all those offers standing at the mailbox, seal the empty envelopes back up, then put then right back in the mailbox for the carrier to grab the next day (or maybe mail thieves, who knows). We figured just mailing them all back was going to cost something.
- Comment on Asking the hard questions 3 days ago:
Blink. Winks are asymmetrical.
- Comment on When you are so conditioned to respond to high fives 3 days ago:
If you leave a preacher hanging, you’re leaving god hanging.
- Comment on What are you watching and, what do you recommend this week? 4 days ago:
My wife and I always rewatch Taskmaster before a new series starts. Series 19 (finally) starts May 1, we’re currently up to Series 3.
- Comment on One size fits all 5 days ago:
My mom also used ours to hold dough during rising.
- Comment on An oldie but a goodie 6 days ago:
I had so many of those as a child. In hindsight, having a drawer full of (sometimes damp) animal shaped sponges was weird.
- Comment on Find a circle that is going places 6 days ago:
The link text goes in the square brackets, then the full url goes in the parenthesis. And if you put an exclamation point in front of the first bracket, it’ll display the image instead of link to it.
- Comment on Find a circle that is going places 6 days ago:
The Grimace birthday shake, the one at the McD that still has the Grimace jail, and Grimace.
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- Comment on 70 Years Later, Gunsmoke Has Become The Most Unlikely Streaming Hit 1 week ago:
90’s nostalgia is so strong people are even recreating the boom Gun Smoke had during peak cable when new channels were desperate for content.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Modern generations will never know what’s been lost.
When I was a kid we had an electric piano with a degauss button. It was more fun than learning to play.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
- Laughing burns about 1 calorie per minute.
- I may have 10 extra pounds of fat stored on my fucking ass (probably a bit less, but round numbers are nice)
- Fat is 4100 calories per pound
- 41,000 minutes is roughly 1 lunar month of nonstop laughing
Now you just need to convert units of funny into lunar months of laughing. I’m not doing all your homework for you.
- Comment on What is Superman's "kryptonite"? 1 week ago:
He’s super pee-shy, can we use that against him?
- Comment on Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately? 2 weeks ago:
Most of my stupid spelling mistakes, missing words, and other typing errors are because I developed the terrible habit of proofreading only in the instant between hitting the post button and the subsequent UI refresh. The better my lemmy host is running, the lower the readability of what I’ve posted.
I’ve also noticed that muscle memory does some strange stuff to my typing. Like in the first sentence of this comment I typed “instance” rather than “instant.” I meant instant but, since I work with AWS 5 days a week, my fingers autopiloted instance because I type it much more often.
- Comment on Infinite Monkey Theorem 2 weeks ago:
I’m starting a 2nd order monkey typing business attempting to use a bigger infinity of monkeys to eventually recreate the works of the first set of infinite monkeys.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Try Madam Selma’s Desire Dungeon. If you’re going to order a steamer, go to the best.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I last ironed in 2005. 🤞
- Comment on Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? 2 weeks ago:
A company’s logo should be evocative of their strengths. So suggesting they, principally, shit all over everything is apt.
- Comment on just got this captcha 2 weeks ago:
This is a sleeper agent’s trigger. Congratulations, you haven’t been activated.
today
- Comment on Sliders: Jerry O’Connell Pitches Reboot Starting Point After Season 2 2 weeks ago:
Ok, but what it the character that’s doing the sliding is Jack Ransom from Lower Decks.
- Comment on That's normal, right? 2 weeks ago:
I prefer a lighter 1000 calorie dinner around 8, and then like 400 calories of peanut butter just before bed. My body is a temple after all.
- Comment on We just love cabbage 2 weeks ago:
I like to take my nightshade. French cut them, fry them in some brassica oil until golden brown, then dip them in a sauce made out of different nightshade.
- Comment on We just love cabbage 2 weeks ago:
We can take a break from types of cabbage and have some types of nightshade instead.
- Comment on Anyone remember how popular the group Head Cleaner was? 2 weeks ago:
I had a collection of their music videos on VHS too.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
A full carton of smooth flavor? Your dad must have married into a family of distinction.
- Comment on cool kids club 3 weeks ago:
Sure, if you just focus on the rabies. But if you invest based off the vagina to rabies ratio, you’ll see good returns.
- Comment on What are your go-to lame low quality shows? 3 weeks ago:
UK Panel Shows that I’ve already seen. They’re great because there is no plot to lose, just a lot of off-the-cuff jokes and nonsense. QI and its podcast No Such Thing as a Fish work really well. Cats does Countdown and WILTY are also good contenders. And there’s one from New Zealand (and now Australia) called Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont Spelling Bee that makes good background “watching.”
Taskmaster always draws my attention, so that’s no good.
- Comment on Simple and clear 3 weeks ago:
I’m currently reading though ways to DIY an internet hole into my car hole. Now I see the folly of searching for articles using terms like rj45 keystone and garage.
- Comment on Fox Picks Up Four Seasons Of ‘The Simpsons’, ‘Family Guy’, ‘Bob’s Burgers’ & Returning ‘American Dad’ In Mega Deal With Disney TV Studios 3 weeks ago:
For fans of Cracked back in the day, Soren Bowie from After Hours is one of the American Dad writers now.
