Bishma
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de
Future winner of the Nobel prize in Minecraft
- Comment on Are people still fooled by this dumb quiz's? 1 day ago:
You’re just getting stuck because you don’t have an IQ of 420, like the quiz said I have after watching some ads and giving them my SSN.
- Comment on The old icons were better 2 days ago:
We just need to update them for the modern times. For save the icon would be a storage datacenter. For dialer it would be an nsa data center. For browser it would be a google ai data center.
- Comment on Tender chicken 2 days ago:
3.6. Not great, not terrible.
- Comment on You shall not cut! 2 days ago:
That’s not to avoid cutting pepperoni. There was no reason to shape the 2 pieces at the top like that… other than being a pizza sadist.
- Comment on Tender chicken 2 days ago:
I assumed a mean dish was one that was right in the middle of the statistical data points for that dish. Did math lie to me?
- Comment on Good night sweet prince 3 days ago:
The phrase “Reduce, Reuse, Recycle” is in order of most-to-least good for the environment.
- Comment on tryna get hella faded 3 days ago:
Nope, gotta be lit. But it’s worth it, trust me.
- Comment on I can still smell them 1 week ago:
- Step 1: Be a kid given a cap gun as a toy
- Step 2: Pull the trigger two or three times
- Step 3: Go find a hammer
- Comment on it's so fluffy 1 week ago:
I heard there was a site only for fans of hamsters.
- Comment on Nothing to see here. 2 weeks ago:
Best known for his pivotal role in Ghostbusters
- Comment on 🫘🫘🫘 3 weeks ago:
Diced onions make many bean dishes better.
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 4 weeks ago:
My wife has enlisted friends to help me sell her yarn stash if she dies before me. There’s probably 10 large worth of high value lines sitting in bins around me. Her work includes a $200/month yarn shop stipend, and has for many years now.
- Comment on Diabolical 4 weeks ago:
If you want to have a tiny chance to see a perfectly good car get towed for no reason add “I have the part that fell out.”
- Comment on It's basic science 4 weeks ago:
I feel like I need OregonNukeSailor’s backstory. More for the name than the taxonomic viewpoints.
- Comment on *Reversing klaxon* 4 weeks ago:
The van stereo is blaring “She Hates Me” by Puddle of Mudd
- Comment on This is what my coworker pictures every time I say lemmy. 4 weeks ago:
Are we coworkers?
I refer to the people here as Motorheads
- Comment on Why are there so many Christmas songs, yet hardly any New Year's ones? 4 weeks ago:
I heard once that in the early days of printing (and literacy) most of Europe’s reading material was made for or by the church. And one of the things that was very popular at various points in the 16th century were books of hymns, many of which contained old latin hymns turned Christmas carols. It doesn’t explain the lack of New Years songs, but it may be why we continue to have so many Christmas songs compared to every other holiday.
- Comment on Do what one must! 4 weeks ago:
Its bad enough that humans are already stealing all the gator’s aid to fuel spectator sports, don’t juice out the little they still get.
- Comment on Corn? Beans? Why not both? 5 weeks ago:
I’ve decided all flash fads on Lemmy are beans. So, like botanists consider tomatoes to be a fruit, I say corn is a bean.
- Comment on Most often are you doing the first or the second? 5 weeks ago:
Can I just nap?
- Comment on It will be great, they said... 5 weeks ago:
Backend provider for Realtors. New listing alerts and updates on properties that potential buyers were tracking.
- Comment on It will be great, they said... 5 weeks ago:
I stopped hosting my own email servers many years ago, even when I was being paid for it. Any time anyone mentions DKIM or yahoo throttling or anything of that nature I get a thousand yard stare and and start to hyperventilate. I’m sure it easier when you aren’t sending 5 million messages a month, but who needs the headache.
- Comment on Google AI is great. 🙃 5 weeks ago:
I was asked to evaluate the last version of Gemini for work. I set up the agent, gave it a robust gemini.md file, and asked it about a bug I was seeing. It told be the bug was because I had spelled “Arrange” with 3 Rs. Except:
- I hadn’t
- Doing so would not have caused the bug I was seeing
- 3 consecutive letter R’s didn’t exist anywhere in the code base
Gemini 3 really had no where to go but up.
- Comment on The most normal Silicon Valley techbro 5 weeks ago:
Guillotines work way better than hanging. And when I’m in charge, the only crime that will get you sent to one is having 3+ commas in your net worth.
- Comment on Martian of Error? 1 month ago:
J’onn J’onzz disapproves.
- Comment on 'tis the season 1 month ago:
All hail
hypnotoadfrog - Comment on Usually 13. 1 month ago:
Started at 8 but as the day has gone on, I feel more like an 11.
- Comment on The vibes are strong 1 month ago:
Split the difference, be a happy little dumpster fire. There are no mistakes, just happy cleansing flame.
- Comment on She was a cultural pioneer 1 month ago:
There was a pretty mainstream “I hate everyone and everything” mindset amongst a lot of xenials in the early 90s, when these movies came out, too.
- Comment on Used to be hard, now he's just wet and soft 1 month ago:
Brands don’t like to sponsor songs about flies getting trapped in their products. Unless its a fly trap.