Bishma
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de
Future winner of the Nobel prize in Minecraft
- Comment on 🫘🫘🫘 2 days ago:
Diced onions make many bean dishes better.
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 5 days ago:
My wife has enlisted friends to help me sell her yarn stash if she dies before me. There’s probably 10 large worth of high value lines sitting in bins around me. Her work includes a $200/month yarn shop stipend, and has for many years now.
- Comment on Diabolical 5 days ago:
If you want to have a tiny chance to see a perfectly good car get towed for no reason add “I have the part that fell out.”
- Comment on It's basic science 6 days ago:
I feel like I need OregonNukeSailor’s backstory. More for the name than the taxonomic viewpoints.
- Comment on *Reversing klaxon* 1 week ago:
The van stereo is blaring “She Hates Me” by Puddle of Mudd
- Comment on This is what my coworker pictures every time I say lemmy. 1 week ago:
Are we coworkers?
I refer to the people here as Motorheads
- Comment on Why are there so many Christmas songs, yet hardly any New Year's ones? 1 week ago:
I heard once that in the early days of printing (and literacy) most of Europe’s reading material was made for or by the church. And one of the things that was very popular at various points in the 16th century were books of hymns, many of which contained old latin hymns turned Christmas carols. It doesn’t explain the lack of New Years songs, but it may be why we continue to have so many Christmas songs compared to every other holiday.
- Comment on Do what one must! 1 week ago:
Its bad enough that humans are already stealing all the gator’s aid to fuel spectator sports, don’t juice out the little they still get.
- Comment on Corn? Beans? Why not both? 1 week ago:
I’ve decided all flash fads on Lemmy are beans. So, like botanists consider tomatoes to be a fruit, I say corn is a bean.
- Comment on Most often are you doing the first or the second? 1 week ago:
Can I just nap?
- Comment on It will be great, they said... 2 weeks ago:
Backend provider for Realtors. New listing alerts and updates on properties that potential buyers were tracking.
- Comment on It will be great, they said... 2 weeks ago:
I stopped hosting my own email servers many years ago, even when I was being paid for it. Any time anyone mentions DKIM or yahoo throttling or anything of that nature I get a thousand yard stare and and start to hyperventilate. I’m sure it easier when you aren’t sending 5 million messages a month, but who needs the headache.
- Comment on Google AI is great. 🙃 2 weeks ago:
I was asked to evaluate the last version of Gemini for work. I set up the agent, gave it a robust gemini.md file, and asked it about a bug I was seeing. It told be the bug was because I had spelled “Arrange” with 3 Rs. Except:
- I hadn’t
- Doing so would not have caused the bug I was seeing
- 3 consecutive letter R’s didn’t exist anywhere in the code base
Gemini 3 really had no where to go but up.
- Comment on The most normal Silicon Valley techbro 2 weeks ago:
Guillotines work way better than hanging. And when I’m in charge, the only crime that will get you sent to one is having 3+ commas in your net worth.
- Comment on Martian of Error? 2 weeks ago:
J’onn J’onzz disapproves.
- Comment on 'tis the season 3 weeks ago:
All hail
hypnotoadfrog - Comment on Usually 13. 3 weeks ago:
Started at 8 but as the day has gone on, I feel more like an 11.
- Comment on The vibes are strong 4 weeks ago:
Split the difference, be a happy little dumpster fire. There are no mistakes, just happy cleansing flame.
- Comment on She was a cultural pioneer 4 weeks ago:
There was a pretty mainstream “I hate everyone and everything” mindset amongst a lot of xenials in the early 90s, when these movies came out, too.
- Comment on Used to be hard, now he's just wet and soft 4 weeks ago:
Brands don’t like to sponsor songs about flies getting trapped in their products. Unless its a fly trap.
- Comment on Is there a practical reason data centers have to sprawl outward instead of upward? 4 weeks ago:
I used to have a rack in a colo in the middle of Portland Oregon. The 3rd floor was the colo and they also had telecom equipment on the roof, but the rest of the building was normal commercial real-estate.
They spent so much reinforcing the floor, sound proofing the floor and ceiling, and building a giant door in the wall (so they could crane in equipment), and helping pay for a new local substation that when P.a.a.S. services (AWS, Azure, etc) they quickly started to struggle to keep the bills paid.
Soundproofing wouldn’t be needed if the whole building were servers, but the rest would be.
- Comment on Mustaaaaaaaaaard 4 weeks ago:
I waiting for turf wars between Russian Thistle and Kudzu
- Comment on challenge 5 weeks ago:
As long as I can break door hinges for those 2 hours, I’m good.
- Comment on Dads be like 5 weeks ago:
If I used my gameboy light in the car I wasn’t allowed to be within the area my dad could see in the rearview mirror
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
They always show a picture of the clock tower when talking about the bell.
- Comment on I still remember in school when you got used text books that other previous years of classes had used. Still remember a history book that had porno captions on every picture 5 weeks ago:
Or you get the book from a super serious student and everything relevant is highlighted, so you can just read their cliff-notes.
- Comment on Milk 1 month ago:
brilliant
- Comment on Milk 1 month ago:
Yeah, its either a cold cream soup or a heavily dressed salad.
- Comment on Online Oxford English Dictionary puts definitions/meanings and usage behind paywall 1 month ago:
The Unabridged Oxford English Dictionary is $1,400 in a hardback set, if you’d rather.
- Comment on What's the main device to hammer in a nail? 1 month ago:
To answer this question correctly we need to use my favorite super power: pedantry. The meme suggest the rules of who wants to be a millionaire are in play, but that is not expressly stated. Furthermore we’re going to ignore our societal training at recognizing multiple choice questions because, again, we’re not given instructions.
With these powers combined, the question is ambiguous as it doesn’t specify the set from which we are choosing. Using the 4 options below the question is an assumption. Therefore we have to conclude that we’re choosing from an infinite set of options, every possible decimal value from 0 to 100.
The answer is an extremely small percentage, approaching zero.