Bishma
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de
Future winner of the Nobel prize in Minecraft
- Comment on Ear virus 10 hours ago:
For anyone else who needs a quick Eurythmics fix now, I’ll save you a step.
- Comment on The triumphant return of Cracked Out Wall Kitten, here for a limited time only! Blessed be! 22 hours ago:
- Comment on This happen to anyone else? 1 day ago:
I’m the VP who actually knows how the things work. So after I solve your problem I:
Write the instructions in an email for the 4th time and send it to everyone involved (your name was probably in CC list too, sorry about that)
Double check the internal documentation and add a bit about windows update going rogue
Notice the logs say I’m the only person to ever look at this doc
Send a second email about reading our documentation (now you’re also in the BCC list somehow, sorry about that)
Get a text from my wife to see if I’ve left work yet
Email our Microsoft rep and CC IT to chastise them about the update but also to see if this violates our SLA so we can get some credits
Check on the status of the SSO epic, since none of this would have happened if that had gotten finished in Q1 '22 like it was supposed to
See no one has been assigned to any tickets in that epic since the last time something like this happened 15 months ago
Spend 10 minutes daydreaming about opening a bike rental shop in Amsterdam
Email the DoE about making sure the SSO epic ends up as an OKR in Q3
- Comment on Everyone brings up leatherman multi tools, this is the real edc shit. 2 days ago:
This is like 101 stuff. You quickly learn to keep your cyanide in a false tooth and leave your cold dead heart at home.
- Comment on Hrmmm... 2 days ago:
France only stopped using the guillotine for capital punishment 50 years ago. I’m guessing there is some basement somewhere full of still maintained “prison equipment”
- Comment on Bird leaf 2 days ago:
Bird leaf is less upsetting than tree feather.
- Comment on Installs 200 mods on a 20 year old game. 5 days ago:
I haven’t found the cleavage mods for KSP… yet.
- Comment on Streaming didnt exist in 1970 6 days ago:
57 years ago (1969) meant the only tapes were audio (8-tracks, reel to reel, and some cassette tapes), and those were just starting to become popular because Dolby (released in '65) was starting to be used during mastering to reduce tape hiss enough that they could be used for music.
Betamax was released in '75, VHS in '76.
- Comment on Do you have a vegan option? 6 days ago:
Alternatively, you can also opine about people not taking “A Modest Proposal” as seriously as they should, and the only failing you can see it limiting it to the children of the poor.
- Comment on Maximum Shareholder Value® 1 week ago:
I can offer Maximum Derek value, and that’s plenty.
- Comment on wizardposting is back 1 week ago:
!wizards@lemmy.world
- Comment on Give me a minute and I might think of one 1 week ago:
Your mama so thick even Dairy Queen goes, “daaammmmmmn”
- Comment on he gets so excited when we go to the dog park 1 week ago:
puppuccino means something else in that household.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 1 week ago:
My ISP (run by a jerky company) kept is BBS running until the mid-90s just for us still playing the MUDDs.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 1 week ago:
And for people who might be impressed, a 7 digit ICQ number proves they aren’t really old school.
- Comment on Candy cigarettes are illegal because they encourage kids to smoke 2 weeks ago:
That’s a gateway drug. They start with one of those after school and the next think you know they’re sniffing pixie sticks off the stomach of a janitor and selling grandma’s urn for a single Laffy Taffy.
- Comment on Be a hero 2 weeks ago:
It cuts down to about 300 exceptions if in include the “unless it rhymes with neighbor or way” subclause. That subclause is also violated about 2 dozen times.
- Comment on Be a hero 2 weeks ago:
It’s the best rule, there are only 923 exceptions to it in the scrabble word list.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
So without their feathers they look like they act?
- Comment on a little palate cleanser from my other posts🫶 2 weeks ago:
That duck is nailing the Blue Steel pose.
- Comment on Why nor???? 2 weeks ago:
Hobbit rockets never leave the ground. They use pipe-weed as fuel and, by T plus 60 of any launch, the engineers are all giggling on the launch pad eating funions as a quick post-elevenses snack.
- Comment on It do be like that sometimes 3 weeks ago:
I like to mix things up. I hate myself for some things I didn’t try, some things I tried but failed at, and sometimes things I tried and succeeded at.
- Comment on Top DuckDuckGo Image Result for "Morse code chart". It gets worse the longer I look at it. 3 weeks ago:
I don’t see an ad in there
Every result is for the same scammy looking site.
- Comment on Top DuckDuckGo Image Result for "Morse code chart". It gets worse the longer I look at it. 3 weeks ago:
I learned it on QI
- Comment on Top DuckDuckGo Image Result for "Morse code chart". It gets worse the longer I look at it. 3 weeks ago:
Problems in this image
- SEO ads
- It’s a cipher, not a code.
- It was developed by Vail, not Morse.
- Comment on This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN. 3 weeks ago:
If there was anything remotely interesting about aliens he would have already used it as a distraction during covid.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I’d like a cookie, but I’m pretty tired. Can I do my gatekeeping Half Baked style instead of via diatribe?
Fuck you. Fuck you. That guy’s cool… - Comment on NO. 4 weeks ago:
Are they remaking Wilfred?
- Comment on I literally can't even afford dinner everyday in Paris! 4 weeks ago:
Bad isn’t the stipulation, paycheck-to-paycheck is. And has said that if covid had hit back then he would have been couch surfing within a month.
- Comment on I literally can't even afford dinner everyday in Paris! 4 weeks ago:
A friend of mine was in this situation once. He had an LLC that was making good revenue but all of it was being used to grow the business. I don’t know if the laws are still the same, but back then because it was a single owner LLC all the profit counted as income for my friend. On paper he was making loads of money, but in practice he was still eating ramen and renting a small apartment.
