Bishma
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de
Future winner of the Nobel prize in Minecraft
- Comment on Ads when you’re pumping gas 1 hour ago:
My state just made self-serve gas a thing so I got an electric. If I’m going to have to fuel up my own car, I’ll do it in my carport.
RIP to all those service station jobs that just evaporated. Much like how the 350% increase in spilled fuel (my state can statistically expect) will evaporate.
- Comment on originality 16 hours ago:
“That one to left, that’s the most gorilla that can ever gorilla. Look how hard it’s gorillaing! Name it accordingly.”
- Comment on Do you care about up/down votes? 1 day ago:
I use my post/comment history (and saves) as a way to know what threads to go check in on later. And I get a kick out of seeing a lot of upvotes and dislike seeing anything in negative territory. But I don’t have votes in mind when I post.
- Comment on I got a feeling.. 1 day ago:
Is she fast asleep or rocking out with the band?
- Comment on shrimp chef was quoted out of context 3 days ago:
No no, this is still out of context. He said “Slurpee.” He’s reminding everyone that free slurpee day is coming.
- Comment on OK so which is it? 3 days ago:
They cropped it. There’s another sign to the right that reads “Because of the rabid poisonous piranharoos.” Australia is a weird place.
- Comment on Ed Sheer-enough 4 days ago:
It’s just the most recent bean.
- Comment on It's time to stop 4 days ago:
If we missed sheering beans, that’s on us.
- Comment on It's time to stop 4 days ago:
Sheering a sheep was done. What if he was the sheep being sheered? Ed Sheeree, if you will.
spoiler
Yes I made that, right about the time the tide turned.
- Comment on Ed Sheer-enough 4 days ago:
Hey, remember Orbs? I don’t think we completely scraped that barrel.
- Comment on Does anyone use a phone without a protective case? 5 days ago:
I stopped using a case a couple phones ago. Haven’t broken anything yet and my last phone was 7 when it stopped getting security updates and I had to move on.
My wife always uses a case and screen protector and has still broken more than one.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
In simplest and most idealistic terms: The Senators speak for the needs and culture of their state. They make the functional apparatus of the republic.
Congress people of the house speak for their constituents and give us the representative democracy part. The courts speak for the law and maintain the “constitutional” part of our constitutional representative democracy. The POTUS should speak for the nation and serves and a check and balance against the others.
- Comment on Programmer paradigm shift... Have YOU made the shift??? 🫵 6 days ago:
I’ve forgotten more about CS fundamentals than you’ve ever whippersnappered
- Comment on There's nothing better than the 1 week ago:
Fart means speed in Swedish. This is an ad for meth.
- Comment on Stop this tomfoolery at once 1 week ago:
- Comment on Damn Led Zeppelin and their Stairway to Heaven! 1 week ago:
I have it on good authority there is also a highway to hell.
- Comment on ‘King of the Hill’ Revival Casts Toby Huss to Take Over as Voice of Dale Gribble 1 week ago:
Pretty perfect choice, really.
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 1 week ago:
Sure, sure. Catch it, if that’s what you’re into.
- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 1 week ago:
Indeed. Careless use of the word we, there.
- Comment on How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? 2 weeks ago:
Hello and warm greetings,
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- Comment on Bet they have no idea what it means 2 weeks ago:
Sometimes you need a comforting Pat. Especially after a visit from Peg.
- Comment on Bet they have no idea what it means 2 weeks ago:
I love it when names are verbs. Pat, Bob, Peg, Pat, Chase, Rusty Trombone. Stuff like that.
- Comment on It's bad man 2 weeks ago:
My brain broke a bit the first moment I realized that, if I had a kid the same age my mom had me (early 20s), that child would be over 21.
- Comment on I mean... I don't see the problem? 3 weeks ago:
Pythagoras wasn’t the first to describe the relationship and he didn’t prove it mathematically, but he still got his name attached to it for centuries.
That’s life goal stuff right there.
- Comment on $$$ave dat money 3 weeks ago:
“Four pennies saved are four pennies earned. And four pennies can pay the cover at Madam Hedy’s Desire Dungeon” - Ben Franklin (probably)
- Comment on I love that maga will get the day they voted for and deserve. I hate that they dragged all the rest of us in with them. 3 weeks ago:
They spent the election selling their low-means supporters the idea that the problem isn’t wages being low, it’s taxes being too high. And once taxes are low you’ll be a Fortune 500 CEO before you know it.
- Comment on Heheheh my secret door of secret knowledge 3 weeks ago:
I had one gig where I had more access to the building than the building’s owner and company ceo.
But the real sense of power came the day I realized I could trap anyone in the company into a concrete stairwell with locked steel doors by revoking keycard access while they were between floors. I had a emergency lever/opener added to the ground floor door - I don’t know how that got past fire inspection in the first place.
- Comment on Star Wars Shows the Future of AI Special Effects and It Sucks [404 Media] 3 weeks ago:
This looks like the trailer for an ILM remake of CryptoZoo.
- Comment on This one we can all agree on 3 weeks ago:
Don’t use feces for anything load bearing.
- Comment on mood selector switch 3 weeks ago:
Alternate moods:
