Bishma
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de
Future winner of the Nobel prize in Minecraft
- Comment on What is the probability that the atoms that I am made of once formed someone's penis? 13 hours ago:
The water in whatever you’re drinking today was once dinosaur urine. You gotta make peace with that sooner or later.
- Comment on its full, no air 3 days ago:
The glass is oversized.
- Comment on Someone tell the world to slowdown so I can catch up to the events of the previous 12 hours properly 3 days ago:
He was in a Tesla, so the “driver attentiveness camera” would have recorded the whole thing.
- Comment on Someone tell the world to slowdown so I can catch up to the events of the previous 12 hours properly 3 days ago:
The quaruple amputee professions cornhole player shot someone while in his Tesla. So the real takeaway from that story is the professional cornholing pays (at least) electric car money.
- Comment on It made it interesting when they started with a name and not a number 6 days ago:
At least in my school, the Simpson’s started us spelling phone numbers with letters again in the 90s. We were “Yuka 2…”
That doesn’t make me not old though.
- Comment on I'm completely serious 1 week ago:
Just off shore of Cannon Beach, Oregon. A bike ride away from the Goondocks
- Comment on I rember! 1 week ago:
I hate and am not at all surprised that that truck has an Oregon plate. But at least the park as well as they spell.
- Comment on I'm completely serious 1 week ago:
I’ve seen Haystack Rock many times. So I’ve got that goin for me, which is nice.
- Comment on It turns out that Juggalo makeup blocks facial recognition technology 1 week ago:
We must be close to the sort of flexible eink display that will finally make Rorschach’s mask a thing.
- Comment on Ear virus 1 week ago:
For anyone else who needs a quick Eurythmics fix now, I’ll save you a step.
- Comment on The triumphant return of Cracked Out Wall Kitten, here for a limited time only! Blessed be! 1 week ago:
- Comment on This happen to anyone else? 1 week ago:
I’m the VP who actually knows how the things work. So after I solve your problem I:
Write the instructions in an email for the 4th time and send it to everyone involved (your name was probably in CC list too, sorry about that)
Double check the internal documentation and add a bit about windows update going rogue
Notice the logs say I’m the only person to ever look at this doc
Send a second email about reading our documentation (now you’re also in the BCC list somehow, sorry about that)
Get a text from my wife to see if I’ve left work yet
Email our Microsoft rep and CC IT to chastise them about the update but also to see if this violates our SLA so we can get some credits
Check on the status of the SSO epic, since none of this would have happened if that had gotten finished in Q1 '22 like it was supposed to
See no one has been assigned to any tickets in that epic since the last time something like this happened 15 months ago
Spend 10 minutes daydreaming about opening a bike rental shop in Amsterdam
Email the DoE about making sure the SSO epic ends up as an OKR in Q3
- Comment on Everyone brings up leatherman multi tools, this is the real edc shit. 1 week ago:
This is like 101 stuff. You quickly learn to keep your cyanide in a false tooth and leave your cold dead heart at home.
- Comment on Hrmmm... 1 week ago:
France only stopped using the guillotine for capital punishment 50 years ago. I’m guessing there is some basement somewhere full of still maintained “prison equipment”
- Comment on Bird leaf 1 week ago:
Bird leaf is less upsetting than tree feather.
- Comment on Installs 200 mods on a 20 year old game. 2 weeks ago:
I haven’t found the cleavage mods for KSP… yet.
- Comment on Streaming didnt exist in 1970 2 weeks ago:
57 years ago (1969) meant the only tapes were audio (8-tracks, reel to reel, and some cassette tapes), and those were just starting to become popular because Dolby (released in '65) was starting to be used during mastering to reduce tape hiss enough that they could be used for music.
Betamax was released in '75, VHS in '76.
- Comment on Do you have a vegan option? 2 weeks ago:
Alternatively, you can also opine about people not taking “A Modest Proposal” as seriously as they should, and the only failing you can see it limiting it to the children of the poor.
- Comment on Maximum Shareholder Value® 2 weeks ago:
I can offer Maximum Derek value, and that’s plenty.
- Comment on wizardposting is back 2 weeks ago:
!wizards@lemmy.world
- Comment on Give me a minute and I might think of one 2 weeks ago:
Your mama so thick even Dairy Queen goes, “daaammmmmmn”
- Comment on he gets so excited when we go to the dog park 2 weeks ago:
puppuccino means something else in that household.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 3 weeks ago:
My ISP (run by a jerky company) kept is BBS running until the mid-90s just for us still playing the MUDDs.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 3 weeks ago:
And for people who might be impressed, a 7 digit ICQ number proves they aren’t really old school.
- Comment on Candy cigarettes are illegal because they encourage kids to smoke 3 weeks ago:
That’s a gateway drug. They start with one of those after school and the next think you know they’re sniffing pixie sticks off the stomach of a janitor and selling grandma’s urn for a single Laffy Taffy.
- Comment on Be a hero 3 weeks ago:
It cuts down to about 300 exceptions if in include the “unless it rhymes with neighbor or way” subclause. That subclause is also violated about 2 dozen times.
- Comment on Be a hero 3 weeks ago:
It’s the best rule, there are only 923 exceptions to it in the scrabble word list.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
So without their feathers they look like they act?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
That duck is nailing the Blue Steel pose.
- Comment on Why nor???? 4 weeks ago:
Hobbit rockets never leave the ground. They use pipe-weed as fuel and, by T plus 60 of any launch, the engineers are all giggling on the launch pad eating funions as a quick post-elevenses snack.
