Bishma
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de
Future winner of the Nobel prize in Minecraft
- Comment on Children never lie 1 day ago:
Didn’t color inside the lines.
- Comment on the field of frolickology is very vast 3 days ago:
Yeah… I switched sides and became an engineer…
- Comment on the field of frolickology is very vast 3 days ago:
The version of my team invented was called “balloon ball” and the balloon had to touch a desk, wall, or cubical before it could be hit by a person again. But the important bit is that the balloon wasn’t entirely filled with air, it was partially filled with the propellant from a duster can. That made the “ball’s” path unpredictable.
There was also “balloon ball-ducken” in which there was a 2nd balloon inside the first balloon (and a sometimes a paperclip in the 2nd), but that sport was never quite ready for primetime.
- Comment on Please settle a debate. A kid in the womb is better off listening to stuff like cat in the hat so it can be read to it at bedtime? Or history of the world during the womb and read it later? 4 days ago:
Jonathan Swift
- Comment on please don't tell my boss I've been posting memes on the clock 4 days ago:
Post your memes when the tomato timer goes off and everything is above board… or so I tell myself.
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 4 days ago:
We always have at least one thing on our counter that would otherwise be thrown into recycling, but it was rinsed and kept because it’ll make a good grease receptacle.
- Comment on Oatmeal 5 days ago:
Look at cute little Ibuprofin!
- Comment on Breaking: Netflix has made another minor change for their subscribers. 5 days ago:
I didn’t watch the sewage pipe much but I kept up my subscription for the next seasons of Corn and Asparagus, but when they raised the price I had to finally cancel.
- Comment on What is the "dip"? 6 days ago:
Mock the Week was cancelled for revealing the truth of The Dip
- Comment on Man, I hate it when this happens! 1 week ago:
What if Felis catus is an alien race that enslaved humanity and play with our genitals, and the reason they all look strange in art from this period is because they hadn’t finished adapting to earth yet?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I’m an 18, but I’m here to see if anyone is routinely Donald Ducking it in bed, with a 5, 10, or 15.
- Comment on Lucy In The Sky ...Something...Something With Grandma? 1 week ago:
They gave Betty White the best lines in that movie.
- Comment on rinse 1 week ago:
I think everyone is missing what that sign really means. It means, after all these years, we’ve finally found Louie!
- Comment on Spidey Senses 1 week ago:
Evolution to spiders: We’ve decided to combine your head and thorax.
Some jumping spiders: Nah
- Comment on Dots! 2 weeks ago:
And it goes straight to my hips. By which I mean the bone marrow in my pelvis.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Special relativity describes that as the light cone - if you flash a flight somewhere in the universe, how much of the universe will see it.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I’ve never met anyone who retired to the middle of nowhere who wasn’t back near a city within 5 years because someone’s health took a turn. That includes my mother who dreamed of living in a small coast town all her life an did so after retiring, but my step-father’s diagnosis of parkinson’s cut that short.
- Comment on I am two of them 2 weeks ago:
Could we swap to funions? Cold onion rings are gross and hot onion rings seem like a real problem (in context).
- Comment on I want these walls back 2 weeks ago:
My 50s house still has a glass brick window facing the driveway. It’s a great silhouette backdrop, if I leave workbench light on.
- Comment on Best birb 2 weeks ago:
Lemmings fear and respect the owl.
- Comment on Who's up for some hotdickle? 2 weeks ago:
That’s a #7 from Sandwich With A Pretty Big Pickle In It
- Comment on Dear Kevin 3 weeks ago:
Anybody got a sexy mnemonic that includes subphylum, subclass, superorder, suborder, etc? Or, more to the point, what taxonomic system gets us to the orgy the fastest?
- Comment on Why does Dairy Queen sell food? 3 weeks ago:
Once upon a time there were two types of Dairy Queens. Some were just ice cream, but the ones called “Dairy Queen Braizer” sold hot food too. Eventually they all sold hot food.
- Comment on Spicy food never affects my gut and everyone thinks it's really weird. How unusual is this and what could be happening to explain why spicy food doesn't affect me? 3 weeks ago:
Spicy food never had an effect on my stomach until one day in my late 30’s. Now there’s a fuzzy threshold where I’m OK, but there’s a limit. A whole serving of my favorite bulgogi is always too much.
- Comment on You learn something new everyday 3 weeks ago:
I forgot the video for that song is all just clips from 9 1/2 Weeks with random shots of Joe Cocker shoved in to kill the mood. So we should all be reminded of that important aphorism, “it’s all fun and games until some wall street broker pours honey in your vagina.”
- Comment on this thing fucking sucks 4 weeks ago:
It just exists. It’s not its fault it distorts spacetime around it until it becomes one of those coin donation funnels at the mall.
- Comment on A small price to pay 4 weeks ago:
Ha, they left out the 2nd N.
- Comment on Interesting news 4 weeks ago:
Surely the Zarkonians will save us.
- Comment on Alternatively 4 weeks ago:
Is there one that requires 6 hands for thurples?
- Comment on Interesting news 4 weeks ago:
The only time I’ve gotten banned was for saying we should eat the rich. I didn’t even include my recipe for slow cooked billionaire ribs.
