Bishma
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de
Future winner of the Nobel prize in Minecraft
- Comment on I don't need a phone to see doom 1 hour ago:
Not a bad breakdown spot as long as no one needs to move between cars.
- Comment on Hold on! 11 hours ago:
I DM’d earlier today so I’ve spent several hours convincing myself I did a terrible job, no one likes my campaign, and they only show up because they’re polite.
- Comment on Just give em some bourbon beforehand 1 day ago:
You want to be practicing up until the last second, of course. After we learned how swole the tooth fairy is, a lot of us started prepping for future loses. That’s why I have a bunker full of instant mashed potatoes, apple sauce, and broth.
- Comment on No trousers Day today in London 3 days ago:
trousers, pants, or pajamas
UK pants are what the US calls underwear, and I see both London and France going on in that pic.
- Comment on Welcome to my lair 3 days ago:
The best lairs are full of lava. This one has that and a much lower risk of eruption.
- Comment on Ordering coffee in the USA triggers me 3 days ago:
It’s not just coffee, soda cups have ice lines and a growing number of soda machines have automated / measured filling. And if you go to a theme park your cups are RFID chipped so you can’t get refills (or only a certain amount of refills).
- Comment on Dont forget the Earth (weed), Wind (taking the hit), and Fire (Fire) 4 days ago:
Only if its Don Cheadle’s Captain Planet. I’m ready to tree for a while.
- Comment on Plan B 6 days ago:
That’s why monks are able to run up walls at level 9.
- Comment on What is going on with Facebook's (Meta) new community guidelines? 6 days ago:
- Comment on iykyk 1 week ago:
I somehow recognized it immediately. I think this meme has rewritten my brain.
- Comment on Enemies 1 week ago:
He had mechanical pumps. It had nothing to do with a sign, the pumps themselves were physically incapable of metering at a rate higher than $0.999.
He was also in his mid-60s and didn’t want to invest in new pumps for the gas station he ran out his front yard.
- Comment on Enemies 1 week ago:
I started driving in the 90s. I remember my favorite local gas station closing because their gas pumps could only go up to $0.999
- Comment on The surprises found just moving a mattress 1 week ago:
The thing on the right could be the neck of a cheap propane torch. So I also suspect her of arson.
- Comment on It's totally unfair 1 week ago:
We glow in 2 ways. The boring way is that everything that makes heat emits light in the IR spectrum. The cooler way (pun intended) is when our cells produce free radicals, they can can interact with phosphorescent compounds in our skin and produce photons, turning us into imperceptible glow sticks.
- Comment on You'll never see it coming 1 week ago:
Subatomically dispersed at the speed of light is probably the best way to go. And no one would be left to morn you.
- Comment on Everyone is a critic 1 week ago:
If salad could sit on the counter while the cheetos were hidden away in a crisper drawer… honestly I don’t think anything would change. But now I want chilled cheetos.
- Comment on Don't worry if you don't get this. It doesn't even matter. 1 week ago:
So they only succeeded with plasma, near absolute zero condensates, and strange matter?
- Comment on Here goes another week of making money for the worst of us. 1 week ago:
When servers go down everyone is on call. Both of us.
- Comment on Awkward 1 week ago:
The most awkward I ever ever felt as a cashier was when someone’s cart had (among a few other things) condoms, a plunger, and vaseline.
- Comment on Here goes another week of making money for the worst of us. 1 week ago:
I have a minimum amount of availability I have to maintain because servers and network hardware crashes don’t care about holidays.
- Comment on Here goes another week of making money for the worst of us. 2 weeks ago:
Today I was coming off a lovely 2 week vacation (my first break for more than a week in several years) but on Friday I got a Monday morning meeting invite set for 30 minutes before I usually start for the day. It was just a little taste of work crap to make sure the office was on my mind all weekend.
- Comment on the aliens monitoring our planet know that we are idiots 2 weeks ago:
I’m with the aliens on this one. Celebrating an approximate orbit seems silly but fine, but then we throw so much into it. So many people put real mental trauma on the line because they think one day of the cycle is better for making personal changes than any other. And the amount of money that is spent is just gross. Think of how many people could be fed just for what is spent on confetti - in literally turning useful paper into garbage and dropping it on people (NYC alone dropped 100,000lbs of it last year).
- Comment on USA Air Force issues new guide regarding acceptable phrases to be used when on duty 3 weeks ago:
That’s “Eat shit and die motherfucker, sir!”
- Comment on Avoid the embarrasment and tell the truth 3 weeks ago:
And learning that lesson made her a completely different woman.
- Comment on For your wish using a noun associated with a male chicken is a mistake 3 weeks ago:
My wife and I tried to time our rewatch with the finale, but we were off a day (after airing).
- Comment on It's Christmas, my dudes. 3 weeks ago:
Oden will not be denied his day.
- Comment on For your wish using a noun associated with a male chicken is a mistake 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Buddy baka 3 weeks ago:
It means he wasted 2 or 3 dollars worth of thermal paste. Possibly to make a weird Evangelion reference, based on that other comment.
- Comment on Ancestors 3 weeks ago:
Nothing wrong with a nice bog or fen to call home. It’s not like we’re lowly marsh dwellers.
- Comment on Me eating shredded cheese at 3am 3 weeks ago:
The camera really captures my beady eyes.
