Bishma

@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me with my DDR3 system seeing all these RAM memes⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I needed ddr3 for my NAS this weekend was happily surprised when I saw the price.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I like my milk unpowdered 🫢⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I always have oatmeal, plain cheerios, and oat milk handy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An ingenious way to circumvent the "no hats" policy at school or work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If I had enough hair to do that, I wouldn’t need a hat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happened to this industry?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Goodbye Horses

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where is this man?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can touch Cornelius for the price of a Big Mac in Connecticut!?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is behind the current Lemmy meme about 4 being a private key?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  xkcd also happened to release a comic about a “vulnerability in the number 3” the same day the eMudhra news broke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yum⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I never thought I’d laugh at memes about the number 4. When I wished on that ancient monkey paw to be smarter than most people, just it just make others dumber?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't people do Documentaries about the average person instead of someone who was in the news or pop culture? Like their neighbor or something.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Basically this Chris and Jack sketch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Dog's or any animal can catch human diseasies or problems, how come we don't give them flu shots or anything?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Diseases that can cross between animals and humans are called zoonotic diseases and they aren’t super common. The old colloquialism that dog mouths are cleaner than human mouths stems from this, the truth is more that the nasty things in a dogs mouth don’t affect us (much).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨laughs in 12 hours, while still driving through texas⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When you drive though Montana lengthwise, it just never seems to end. And sometime youre driving for hours and the only part of the scenery that changes is the position of the sun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For this to be a “boy dinner” post the title need to be something that sounds like a lyric from an 80s country song. “My girl left me and took the truck. Now my dog is sick, I got no luck”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the chance to do it all over again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know the chemistry and I know some of the universities working on it in the 70s and 80s. I don’t know how I’d get in the door with no credentials. I like to think I could talk myself into Oxford… it’s delusional, but I like to think it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the chance to do it all over again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  First I’d bask in all the social and financial safety nets that Reagan and the Bushes hadn’t been able to destroy yet. Watch some pro-union TV ads. Then try to meet Mr Rogers and Ramblin’ Rod.

  Then I’d probably try to invent rechargeable lithium tetrahydride batteries a couple years ahead of time, use the money to invest in MS and Oracle, and funnel the profits to Enron and Bernie Madoff before their bottoms drop out. Once I’m too rich to jail, I’d have some other people I’d want to “meet”… while armed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They never even notice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We just think you’re bad at grilling, but don’t want to hurt your feelings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah, Beans⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We all have to keep on guard for bean memes. Thank you for the warning bean meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨trolleyposting will continue until morale improves⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why shoot the driver? You want their suffering to be psychological, not physical. Use the gun to quickly kidnap 6 people, steal some rope, and find the nearest track switch. Probably not in that order.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DLSS5 slander⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not in the deepest, most troubling depths of the uncanny valley, so it’s not DLSS5.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to ruin your whole day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandfather (a small plane mechanic and gadget guy since the 1930s) was always weirdly enamored by dashboard warning lights because, “In my day, you’d take the car for a drive on Sunday and spend the rest of the week fixing it. Problem lights would have been redundant.”

  I’ve been thinking about nuggets like from him ever since acollierastro posted her spark plug video.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Republican bill would order ISPs, DNS providers, and VPNs to block piracy sites⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They only want the freedom to be able drain the bank accounts of their cattle constituents into the bank accounts of the oligarchs who own them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Green energy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Gasoline is also used in making cocaine. Better to smoke pot and just put errands off until tomorrow forever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sheeple...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In my case, if they paid attention to my medical history it shouldn’t be much of a surprise to them, and yet it always seems to be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be prepared⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, just spend the week before the date going over all that stuff in your head over and over and over, making sure it basically the only thing on your mind. Practice ALL the conversations you’re going to have. over and over again.

  Then when things don’t go exactly as rehearsed, panic and blurt out something stupid. If she laughs, she’s a keeper - and if she doesn’t leave she has flag color blindness.

  Perfect system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I forgot something today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You forgot to check your voicemail and missed the message that they finally found a compatible organ donor for you. Since you didn’t respond they gave it to a racist landlord who funds a bum fighting ring instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how can I identify problems i'm having⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ouija

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Road Rage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to see the relative percentage of morons on the road who are also driving busses to skyrocket. So same am I not!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ignorance is bliss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Getting my cat an email account has really fast-tracked his business, plus I don’t have to listen to the fax machine all the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do we stop people from defending billionares and trillion dollar companies?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And how do we that?

  It’s simple, we kill The Batman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Poit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cruel and unusual⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They already invented this for me and aptly called it a dickey (the turtleneck variety).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you purchase a burner phone anonymously in the US?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Currently you can, but there was news last month the FCC is planning to force carriers to verify ID before allowing them on their networks.