Children never lie

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• thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t see any problems here. Kid gets it.

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  • TIN@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Misspelling of tequila?

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    • FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fuck spelling norms.

      Make English Phonetic Again!

      MEPA!

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    happy cake day

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Didn’t color inside the lines.

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• ReCursing@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If not overdone that’s perfectly healthy tbh

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  • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    alcohol’s never healthy

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    • czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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    • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      it is a way to vent, and venting/relieving stress can be pretty good. it doesn’t really solve the underlying problem and actually adds some problems of its own, but y’know.

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    • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Chicken soup for the soul, not the organs.

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah but it’s often better than the alternative. Can’t imagine trying to make it through a work conference without a drink or 5.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Found the party pooper

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is anything, really?

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    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh no, I was going to live to 500. Guess I’ll finish off my Aberlour 16 tonight anyway.

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• sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can’t see the image. Mozilla and chrome both say it’s “unsecure” and won’t let me proceed to view it.

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Screenshot of a social media post with title “Always check your child’s homework”.

    Below the title is a picture of an elementary school worksheet…the type with an area to draw on top and a writing prompt with a few blank lines below. From top to bottom:

    A drawing, seemingly made by a child, maybe 6-8 years old. Drawing is of a woman wearing a crown with a glass bottle in one hand and a microphone in the other.

    Below that, the prompt: “To relax, my mom likes to”.

    Below that, the child’s response: “drink tequela and sing”

    Mistaken spelling of tequila was present on the page. Personally, I like to think that if this is real, the child asked their mom without context how to spell the word, and she drunkenly stammered out the letters you see here.

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      commenter of the month material right here

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• _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That bottle says Java

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pretty sure it’s representing JAJA

    Image

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Does she like to sing Tequila?

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• HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My kid recently did one similar to this. They asked him to make a story about a clown, and he drew pictures of Pennywise with full-on sewer and how he wants to get the kids into the sewer… our mouths dropped. I can’t imagine what that teacher thinks. We also have no idea how he knows about the plot to the movie since he obviously never saw it. Kids pick up the craziest stuff.

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My partner teaches 7 year olds and a few years back they would try and recreate squid game at lunchtime.

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    • HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Same! I think they know about it because of roblox. So they know the games, but not really what the show is, which is a little better.

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And?

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