thisbenzingring

@thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jack Black ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  totes photoshop ai hackors, dressed as chinese school girls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA right now.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  you’d think the NASCAR cowd would be liberals… with all those left hand turns… it’s like fuck no I don’t do right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She'll go far⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  the is a true capitalist in the making… heaven help us all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In Amsterdam, I just had to put my feet (with shoes on) through a machine that took a second or two

  no need to take off the shoe

  Then I given a little question and answer, the Danish officer looked me up and down and then let me board the plane. I felt much more sure that they were being diligent and actually screening people, unlike TSA that always feels like security theater.

  Especially when they decide they need to pat you down and then actually move your dick “to be sure I wasn’t hiding anything”

  Like thanks for thinking my dick is so big I am actually hiding something but come on… you just wanted to get a feel of my cock Mr TSA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Patchouli

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FIREFOX IS MANAGED HELP!! so.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  which distro does that?

  in windows, if you have any group policy that has an effect on your settings, that message gets populated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I found Trump’s lemmy account!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you rather unionize or buy some videogames?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  my union dues are $60 a paycheck

  but the price is worth it when my boss has to abide by my job description and has to pay me for overtime.

  i recently told the deputy IT director that what they asked for was not in my job description and that she should familiarize herself with it. I could tell by her reaction, the union is strong and having an understanding of what it’s there for is powerful against a bad boss

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ice treat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  there’s a bar in Edinburgh Scotland called Panda and Sons, they bring the spirits to that spot where they can remove the water ice and then add other stuff or mix it up. They have their menu only that gives some details.

  My wife and I sampled most of the drinks. Interesting approach but you need some skill and the right equipment to make more than a mess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So that's how they filmed it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  wait until you discover how they did the hallway scene in Inception

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And then reality smacks you in the face⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  if its 3AM and the sun is coming through your windows like that… you are probably gonna have to make plans to move outside the arctic circle as step two. step one would be blacking out those windows so you can sleep for a normal cycle first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey look kids! It’s Big Ben!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holdout champions keeping their hick shack and junk cars on prime real estate in central Ottawa.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the light parts are the wood, half of the shingles are worn off and the front part is missing chunks

  this roof probably leaks everywhere, the attic and second floor probably look like the last scenes of BladeRunner

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holdout champions keeping their hick shack and junk cars on prime real estate in central Ottawa.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  did you miss the roof?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holdout champions keeping their hick shack and junk cars on prime real estate in central Ottawa.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ahhh shit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Force is the last refuge of the incompetent⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  in my organization, the last few years has meant a lot of new hires and only hotel spaces at the office. our “ceo” is enforcing the policy that is on paper, from years ago.

  it’s effective in October and already people are quitting or worrying about where they are going to sit. i have an office and probably don’t need to worry because of seniority but… what a cluster fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold, a better mousetrap!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  hopefully slamming the trap shut doesn’t destabilize the platinum!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corporations = communism⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d let this person die for your campaign

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m a Genocide Scholar. I Know It When I See It.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sad that it is clear to anyone who pays attention but like the religious victim mentality has gone over the cliff and being used as a knife to cut anyone who tries to point it out.

  I wonder what trouble this author has invited into his life with this writing.

  All this trouble is Israel’s own doing.

  Reap what you sow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deserved honestly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  she was just trying to flirt with OP and he freaked out and made it really weird… she as like

  NOPE

  and bailed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found a fucking list.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  so good even the French say it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CTO reveals new AI plan...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 1: AI it all
  Step 2: ?
  Step 3: Profit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Texas wants their cake and to eat it too

  same as it always was, the Alamo is a perfect example of this

  renegade americans who want to establish their own country cant even defend the fucking place and it takes the US Army to come and rescue them… Never forget that the Alamo represents slavery the same way the Confederate flag does

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨im frend :(⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t mind joining random games, but this type of shit happens way too often. Frickin lock your game lobby if you’re not interested in playing with random people…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like an endless river⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I kinda wish I still had my (whatever those things were called)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty Girl Horse Racing Game 'Uma Musume' Is Engrossing And Weird As Hell | Aftermath⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i read the article and watched the videos…

  i hope this is the last that I ever hear of this lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨suckcess⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ALWAYS keep a copy of your job description handy

  those 5% other duties and responsibilities should never be more then a few minutes a week and a couple hours a pay period

  if they ever want to change your job description, you should get a raise out of it or you should use that as a indicator that your about to get fucked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Children never lie⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t see any problems here. Kid gets it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well OK then⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the tear in the paper at the top, make it look like a cameo of one of the Beatles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Administration, Reversing Itself, Won’t Rewrite a Ban on Asbestos⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TACO at it again…