I’ve been cucked.
I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them
Submitted 1 month ago by frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world to [deleted]
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Armand1@lemmy.world 1 month ago
frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 1 month ago
I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here www.torproject.org make sure to request bridges so your ISP can’t see that you’re using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)
Armand1@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah don’t worry I’ve got a decent VPN and that’s fine with me.
Klear@quokk.au 1 month ago
I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😭
Pandantic@midwest.social 1 month ago
I want them in a basket, and I want little bow ties!
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
standard issue
orange
void
floof
ron perlman
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What about naked?
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
i guess i am not a true catholic afterall
psycosulu@ani.social 1 month ago
You forgot the Adam Driver cats.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Tuxedo, orange, long hair, short hair, persian, savannah, nudist… Uh… 🤔 I think that’s all of 'em.
osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 1 month ago
Really, it's more like Orange, Yuge Boi, and Not-Orange
bigboitricky@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Rotisserie chicken
dumbass@leminal.space 1 month ago
Puss puss
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wacky, crazy bitches… voila… that covers every kitty.
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cute ones & feisty ones (which are also cute)
That should be all
moseschrute@lemmy.world 1 month ago
- Garfield
- Tom
- Puss in boots
- The one in the hat
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
you forgot one, and he’s on his way to your house right now.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.
Most common states are:
- spaced outie
- zoomie
- the observer
- butt-lick
- carnage from the void
frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 1 month ago
There’s also “suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason”
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That is “zoomie”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
sleve
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve heard of many catholics, but I ain’t never seen no "cathol. We got an epidemic, people: people who like cats but don’t understand word endings. They’re probably “over-workholled”.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Bastard
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Easy.
pspspsps
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can’t even remember all the names I’ve called my own two cats. There are just too many…
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat…
einlander@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Long cat, ceiling cat…
Velypso@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
you forgot that one in the Shrek movie
Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sylvester, Tom, Garfield and top cat
reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Longcat