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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still a better love story than twilight⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, they are equally allergic to all known shirt materials, but at least nobody’s so gay they sparkle in the sun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans are not meant to be happy; people are supposed to keep working till they finish or get replaced by another sad human being.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t know we had tech billionaires in Lemmy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨save the planet 🌎⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Do they have to be 3 feet long novelty straws?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨save the planet 🌎⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We are jealous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The horrors of aging⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, big macs haven’t killed him yet.

  That’s kinda super power in the great land of obesity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who got raptured today?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I just ruptured.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Come back to this post in 2030's⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If amoc shuts down we’ll (nordics) have a Siberian climate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨recklessly stolen in cold blood⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Din din din didi din din

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dazzling!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hiding a pregnancy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good shot indeed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t try to make Hitler happen. It’s not gonna happen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a suspicion that the host in the picture had something to do with it. That kind of stuff is right around his alley.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Flashed your penis to the ladies again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, now I have to find some tunes to rinse that out of my head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friends are a bloatware.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yay, I’m at the finish line.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BREAKING NEWS!! jschlatt is 26 today⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t know who, but lets party like it’s 1999.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn things are a SCAM!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So you didn’t get a toy? That’s fucked up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ISO 26300⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Personally complain to the it crew and you get that look.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name this minivan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honda Doomster

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young artist who is a big fan of Twin Peaks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, c’mon. Half of the country still obsesses and mourns those few years a black guy was the president, even though he did an ok job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grandad plays GTA irl and you just complain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok. Do they also have suspenders with that print?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you share⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if you ejaculate between.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My favorite board game!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very understandable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My favorite board game!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So, we are a bit trollish today. I’ll match the mood.

  In your basic euro socket the safety latches don’t open unless you poke both holes at the same time.

  If you cut two middle spikes of a fork and manage to shove it in the socket, you’ll just short the phase to the neutral and blow a fuse. You’ll be part of a partial circuit and feel it, but most of the current will favor the direct “fork connection”.

  If you are in the United States of Dumbfuckistan and only have 120Vac in the socket, considering surface area of contact to the fork, you’ll probably only get little over 20mA running through you. It’ll take a long time to get respiratory arrest. You’ll probably get bored and detach yourself by leaning back. Heart complications may still follow.

  凸(｀⌒´メ)凸

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you share⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  • Bend over
  • Relax
  • Don’t say “Ahh” or “Uhh”. If you must vocalize “hnngth” is acceptable.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My favorite board game!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …and you are just gonna fail at that and blow a fuse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨devil shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You forgot:

  Has been attributed with many characteristics from old pagan gods, just for churches propaganda seasons.

  Has been attributed with many silly characteristics from modern entertainment medias.

  Does not really want your filthy discarded souls that were on their way to oblivion. Now the whiny bitches are blown to his back yard and keep complaining about the ambient temperature.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And they even get a seizure when you take their ipads away⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In my experience, it’s either anime characters and flashing lights/colors or some streamer screaming his head off. Both equally nonsensical.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually yeah. For me it showed what is it like to read something while having a stroke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m dyslexic. Somebody tell me What the fuck am I trying to read?