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Your standard friendly nihilist from Finland.
- Comment on Happens far too often 4 days ago:
Basically everyone building their own house.
- Comment on He's a lottle goofy tho don't mind him 5 days ago:
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 5 days ago:
I want my farts to smell especially pleasant and take people to their happiest childhood memories.
- Comment on 😭😭😭😭😭 5 days ago:
Not just headlights.
When they design new roads they now use a bigger spacing between streetlights, because LEDs have wider optics. That still doesn’t guarantee they will install lights with wider optics. Some moron installs lights with optics that are meant to be used as an alternative light source in the old system with narrower spacing.
End result is a light level that constantly flickers between pitch black and celestial might when you drive on it.
- Comment on Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only 6 days ago:
Everything Disney is involved with.
- Comment on Donald Trump Said He Promised Ivanka He Wouldn't Date Girls Younger Than Her | “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.” 😬 6 days ago:
Oh, so that’s why they look at me funny
- Comment on Donald Trump Said He Promised Ivanka He Wouldn't Date Girls Younger Than Her | “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.” 😬 1 week ago:
Sex slave island is not a place where you DATE.
- Comment on Final wishes 1 week ago:
That’s how I wanna go. Through a cheese grader to a centrifuge.
*wipes a tear
- Comment on Interesting and probably true 1 week ago:
There are geographical differences, but in most places their upkeep is expensive and they are mostly used for racing or as beasts of burden. They don’t need much health problems to loose their worth and go to the butchers really easy.
- Comment on Interesting and probably true 1 week ago:
Modern horses usually have a short rough life and they are sent to the sausage factory from slightest join ache. Luckiest end up in some petting farm.
- Comment on You'd need to calculate the compound interest 1 week ago:
I’m guessing that current forms of societies that recognise dollars only last two centuries at most.
- Comment on Age + BUN = Lasix dose 1 week ago:
Nothing good old Big Mac can’t handle with some corn syrup cola.
- Comment on You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this. 1 week ago:
The wheel and circular geometry are relatively new Inventions.
- Comment on Age + BUN = Lasix dose 1 week ago:
Best health doctor have ever seen.
- Comment on Enough 1 week ago:
Just needs some good aim
- Comment on Did you have one of these? 2 weeks ago:
Had some Brittish audioplays. Good times with Dr. Who, Sapphire & Steel and various audio adventure novels.
- Comment on As seen on TV 2 weeks ago:
Cool! One half of a lock pick.
- Comment on I meant to do that 2 weeks ago:
There are so many “lane ninjas” sabotaging traffic flow that I don’t think you even register.
- Comment on RIP 2 weeks ago:
Oh, you little shit!
Now I have Last Christmas playing in my head and it’s july.
- Comment on Most normal walk cycle 2 weeks ago:
It’s like Picasso had a stroke and started doing animated school drama.
- Comment on Can a Russian pls confirm 2 weeks ago:
Not the same if it’s a subset of people and the direction is negative. Not cool.
You want future generations attaching negatives on a subset like “trans” or “queer”, poisoning their history.
Definitions of people should only contain those people, nothing else, period. Haven’t we already learned this from history?
- Comment on Can a Russian pls confirm 2 weeks ago:
Don’t invite trolls.
Millenials like nothing better than call everyone their grandparents and put nasty labels on their grandmoms and granddads.
- Comment on Can a Russian pls confirm 2 weeks ago:
Definitions exist for a reason. You don’t just decide something is something else and it’s age racist as fuck.
- Comment on Enjoying the outdoors 2 weeks ago:
Not having ants up your ass bad?
- Comment on Pass me to your interior designer 2 weeks ago:
Not stupid if it works.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
First thing that came to mind is the sound when all those butcheeks separate from those chairs at the same time when the class is dismissed.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, brain not wired to notice that particular spot.
- Comment on Oatmeal 3 weeks ago:
Tofu-shrimp wok
- Comment on Just trying to scan my TPS reports 3 weeks ago:
You folks printed out his works for the last time.
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 3 weeks ago:
Only time I’ve been close to road rage was when a Mercedes CL had a really bright LED strobe light installed inside it’s front grill and he activating it, if somebody was in his way.
It wasn’t a cop or other emergency vehicle. Just an asshole.
I was lucky to be in front of him for 15 minutes when traffic got compacted enough to prevent lane change.
For a moment I considered hitting the brakes on that particular tailgater.