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@random_character_a@lemmy.world
Your standard friendly nihilist from Finland.
- Comment on Damn things are a SCAM! 3 days ago:
So you didn’t get a toy? That’s fucked up.
- Comment on ISO 26300 3 days ago:
Personally complain to the it crew and you get that look.
- Comment on Name this minivan 3 days ago:
Honda Doomster
- Comment on Young artist who is a big fan of Twin Peaks 4 days ago:
Oh, c’mon. Half of the country still obsesses and mourns those few years a black guy was the president, even though he did an ok job.
- Comment on Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently 5 days ago:
Grandad plays GTA irl and you just complain.
- Comment on Shitpost 6 days ago:
Ok. Do they also have suspenders with that print?
- Comment on Can you share 1 week ago:
Only if you ejaculate between.
- Comment on My favorite board game! 1 week ago:
Very understandable.
- Comment on My favorite board game! 1 week ago:
So, we are a bit trollish today. I’ll match the mood.
In your basic euro socket the safety latches don’t open unless you poke both holes at the same time.
If you cut two middle spikes of a fork and manage to shove it in the socket, you’ll just short the phase to the neutral and blow a fuse. You’ll be part of a partial circuit and feel it, but most of the current will favor the direct “fork connection”.
If you are in the United States of Dumbfuckistan and only have 120Vac in the socket, considering surface area of contact to the fork, you’ll probably only get little over 20mA running through you. It’ll take a long time to get respiratory arrest. You’ll probably get bored and detach yourself by leaning back. Heart complications may still follow.
凸(｀⌒´メ)凸
- Comment on Can you share 1 week ago:
- Bend over
- Relax
- Don’t say “Ahh” or “Uhh”. If you must vocalize “hnngth” is acceptable.
- Comment on My favorite board game! 1 week ago:
…and you are just gonna fail at that and blow a fuse.
- Comment on devil shitpost 1 week ago:
You forgot:
Has been attributed with many characteristics from old pagan gods, just for churches propaganda seasons.
Has been attributed with many silly characteristics from modern entertainment medias.
Does not really want your filthy discarded souls that were on their way to oblivion. Now the whiny bitches are blown to his back yard and keep complaining about the ambient temperature.
- Comment on And they even get a seizure when you take their ipads away 1 week ago:
In my experience, it’s either anime characters and flashing lights/colors or some streamer screaming his head off. Both equally nonsensical.
- Comment on don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices 1 week ago:
Actually yeah. For me it showed what is it like to read something while having a stroke.
- Comment on don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices 1 week ago:
I’m dyslexic. Somebody tell me What the fuck am I trying to read?
- Comment on Been there 1 week ago:
You mean now?
- Comment on need this pic without text please 1 week ago:
- Comment on need this pic without text please 1 week ago:
Shame. She did still do the “girls don’t pass gas”.
- Comment on UE inutilidad 2 weeks ago:
If this is from the episode “idiot box” it’s perfect.
- Comment on "Now pendejo, shall we shee what short of shwordsman you've become?" 2 weeks ago:
Spanish peacock
- Comment on A simpler time 2 weeks ago:
Memes have existed long as humans have.
- Comment on leading ai company 2 weeks ago:
The man knows about production more than anyone else in the world
/s
- Comment on Rule 34 rule 2 weeks ago:
My father bought a lot of B action movies in the 80’s. Surprising many of them were soft porn.
Father expressed his displeasement each time, but we watched each one.
- Comment on Think of the shareholders! 2 weeks ago:
Don’t look up!
- Comment on Not a fan of tattoos, but I like this one 2 weeks ago:
Universes have imploded for less. Stop that.
- Comment on President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats 3 weeks ago:
Trump is probably proud of his solid feces and would collect them if Melanie didn’t stop him.
- Comment on President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats 3 weeks ago:
Oh, they know how to sell full price crap.
To get quality you must have water proof deal on paper and constant vigilant quality control at your end.
- Comment on Wise words 3 weeks ago:
Quote from the movie Sixth Sense and changing only one word:
“Walking around like regular people. They don’t see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don’t know they’re stupid”
- Comment on They'd just appear out of nowhere 3 weeks ago:
I got few permanent ones.
When I was a kid I played geologist and crushed rocks with a large iron hammer. Few of the metal splinters that ended in eyeballs left a mark that is still visible today when I look at the sky.
Not actually floaters, I know.
- Comment on Why is it so hard to tell kids the truth? 3 weeks ago:
Well yeah, but that’s the second kid.