random_character_a
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Your standard friendly nihilist from Finland.
- Comment on I sure hope these pills lower my rent so I can afford to have only one job 18 hours ago:
I don’t have a body odor, so I keep telling my wife she’s just imaging me. Is that gaslighting?
- Comment on Don't put it in a crazy 18 hours ago:
Sticking your dick in crazy will make your life interesting.
- Comment on Maybe hes into it 1 day ago:
Too bad wizards aren’t real.
Although, if they were, they would definitely conjure some “nut grinders”.
- Comment on Oh boy 3am 2 days ago:
My wife sometimes teases me by tickling my nostrils with her pinky when I’m concentrated watching something she doesn’t care about.
One time I crabbed her hand and shoved that pinky so deep her second knuckle was inside my nose. She was screaming her head off.
Haven’t been able to do that more than once after that when she forgot. Now she’s always on guard.
- Comment on Sounds wonderful 3 days ago:
I’m in. Sounds like a real plan.
- Comment on I'm supposed to do something? 4 days ago:
Is somebody claiming procrastination is worthless?
- Comment on Potash 6 days ago:
Why do I hear this picture in my head and not the one posted by OP? I love McAdams.
- Comment on Time travel is easy, it's just lame 1 week ago:
Miniseries
- Comment on It really do be like that tho 1 week ago:
I think they have force majeure clauses in almost everything.
- Comment on Baba is *near* you 1 week ago:
Fins make wierd games
- Comment on That's why he was called Cringer. 1 week ago:
Wearing that same fullbody jockstrap. Eyyy.
- Comment on Dr. RFK Jr 1 week ago:
That’s what I just said
- Comment on Dr. RFK Jr 1 week ago:
Hmm.
The event was 1796 and he was born 1877.
- Comment on Get to the choppa! 1 week ago:
Heat and cool at the same time!
- Comment on 15 Years After It Was Announced, The Shadow Of The Colossus Movie Is Alive And Has A Script 1 week ago:
Hoping it’s obscure and artsy fartsy so I can make up the story. Otherwise they will fuck it up.
- Comment on Dr. RFK Jr 1 week ago:
Pretty sure that’s bloodletting.
…and yes, probably clueless about vaccination.
- Comment on Microsoft is combining “the best of Xbox and Windows together” for handhelds 1 week ago:
Are we getting another windows 8 without start menu again?
- Comment on Making America great! 1 week ago:
Ah fuck. Well be fighting fascism with the russians again and pretending for a generation they aren’t as bad.
- Comment on Please create a non-secure password. 1 week ago:
It sed NO special characters!
- Comment on Time to make your decesion 2 weeks ago:
I’ve had Hannah, Caleb, Wallace and Susan.
-Hannah is annoying at first, but it will blow over.
-Caleb will talk about sports and that will be all he talks about. You can tune him out, but he will learn to hate you, because you don’t value his feats of manliness.
-Wallace is ok at first, but becomes really tiresome. His worldview is from 1920s, blatantly racist and doesn’t realize it, judges you constantly according to some stereotype that is based some guy he knew 100 years ago and gives you occasional corrective sermons that make no sense, because they are for that guy he once knew.
-Susan appears to be ok, but is a psycho. Will try to manipulate you and delegate stuff to you, even though doesn’t even work no a same department. Everything is a thing that will be decisive to your career, and soon marks you down as a looser, because you don’t listen to her. Will leave the company, because everyone a is a looser.
- Comment on Good morning I choose frosted strawberry. 2 weeks ago:
Gotta be somebodys kink
- Comment on Actual shitpost 2 weeks ago:
There is a porn squirt and then there is a vaginal discharge when some of the “natural lubrication” shoots out due to muscle contractions when your lady orgasms.
- Comment on what was the last game you played in 2024? 2 weeks ago:
Bought, played and refunded Foxhole
- Comment on Graphic Design Is My Passion 3 weeks ago:
Yes. You fucked up on the fourth section.
- Comment on Putin's Sovereign Gaming Console Revealed 3 weeks ago:
When people talk about boomer games, that’s pretty much it. All of it.
- Comment on FRAG OUT! 3 weeks ago:
No. I complain that Disney productions are high budget diarrhea.
- Comment on Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening is 3 weeks ago:
I have met people who have zero ability for 3D visualisation. I’m thinking this is one of those cases, plus a small panic after the second try.
- Comment on Longtime buddy of mine just got a gaming PC. What games would make up a good "welcome to PC" care package? 3 weeks ago:
Deep Rock Galactic
He can get used to mouse and keyboad, while you give cover.
As mentioned before, gift cards are good way to go.
- Comment on Putin's 'sovereign' gaming console projects detailed, found lacking 3 weeks ago:
Yes, but can it run Doom?
- Comment on There are some downsides to marriage 3 weeks ago:
Maybe their parents really like 90’s childrens movies.
