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Your standard friendly nihilist from Finland.
- Comment on Pass me to your interior designer 2 hours ago:
Not stupid if it works.
- Comment on [deleted] 16 hours ago:
First thing that came to mind is the sound when all those butcheeks separate from those chairs at the same time when the class is dismissed.
- Comment on [deleted] 16 hours ago:
Yeah, brain not wired to notice that particular spot.
- Comment on Oatmeal 1 day ago:
Tofu-shrimp wok
- Comment on Just trying to scan my TPS reports 1 day ago:
You folks printed out his works for the last time.
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 3 days ago:
Only time I’ve been close to road rage was when a Mercedes CL had a really bright LED strobe light installed inside it’s front grill and he activating it, if somebody was in his way.
It wasn’t a cop or other emergency vehicle. Just an asshole.
I was lucky to be in front of him for 15 minutes when traffic got compacted enough to prevent lane change.
For a moment I considered hitting the brakes on that particular tailgater.
- Comment on Might be time to put your life in perspective 4 days ago:
It does have that religious understanding of eternity.
- Comment on Thumbs up to people dying. 4 days ago:
More suffering -> more crime and more unrest.
More crime and more unrest -> more they can justify future power grabs, increased surveillance, and use of military power on domestic soil.
- Comment on The Corvid Way 4 days ago:
- if somebody wronged you, hate them for life and make your friends hate them too.
- Comment on A shit situation 5 days ago:
One told that she was almost my mommy 🙄
- Comment on Batman... Get In There And Do Something! 6 days ago:
The yellow bear likes to watch
- Comment on Nextdoor Nightmare 6 days ago:
Was that guy in Poltergeist 2?
If so, his voice matches his face.
- Comment on Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped 1 week ago:
There is a Finnish hick t-shirt text “Don’t touch electrician when you are wet”.
This is because electrician in Finnish is sähkömies that is literally translated “electric man”
- Comment on A Polish jalapeño pastry 1 week ago:
You don’t have to be online to see the best reviews.
- Comment on Sincerely, your literally poorest europoor. 1 week ago:
Well at lest he can’t pull the Aljaksandr Lukašenka stunt and refuse to recognise the election result and have the Russian army march through the country when the people rise up.
Might have been an option if Ukraine had fallen.
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- Comment on I prefer to isolate in a basement and drink alone, but most of the time my preferences dont matter. 1 week ago:
Getting wasted with the best of people. Why not.
- Comment on Everything is written in the wrinkles of the asshole 1 week ago:
Are you suggesting that the orange anus can read or write?
- Comment on Air Jordens 1 week ago:
“Just slap it”
- Comment on No! 1 week ago:
It looks a bit stiff
- Comment on Shut up Jimmy 2 weeks ago:
Oh, that’s just for the psychopaths.
- Comment on Yes, this is what people did back then 2 weeks ago:
TV was shit, but online porn already existed. Only thing you’d be missing is doom scrolling memes and shit YouTube videos.
- Comment on A story in one photo 2 weeks ago:
Shit happens
- Comment on I am calling corporate! 2 weeks ago:
They had ribbed pig guts and HIV hadn’t shown up yet.
- Comment on PROGRESS 2 weeks ago:
I can see past, present and future as one.
- Comment on II Oedipus II Furious 3 weeks ago:
Just imagine what kind of booze & drugs bender you have to be not to be recognised after 11 years by your own relative.
- Comment on More efficient use of bathroom sink 3 weeks ago:
What if you are just a bit short, have to be on your toes and suddenly slip?
- Comment on So is he drunk/stoned, or cheating with someone's wife? 3 weeks ago:
He’s the guy responsible for the stickyness on the keyboard.
- Comment on Why do people like Mario Kart? 3 weeks ago:
Mario Cart was never great, It was OK.
It was the game you put on in pre-internet years for your younger relatives, so they don’t have to just sit and fester all day while listening a story about your aunts hip surgery.
It was something anyone could pick up in a second and still be a challenge for anyone.
For most of them this was the only time they were able to play games with a larger group without their mothers bitching about game time. Many kids didn’t even have gaming systems, because they were expensive and many parents thought they were a bad addictive influence, so for them this was an absolute delight.
So, fun memories about the game, even though the game itself isn’t much.
Somehow those cultural influences still echo in the modern world. Dads with all that nostalgia convince their kids that Mario Kart is absolute classic.
- Comment on Why do people like Mario Kart? 3 weeks ago:
Oh, thank you, but I’m closing on fifty.
Mine was the first generation to grew up with home gaming systems.
- Comment on I've achieved comedy! 3 weeks ago:
Because blue screen of death would really mean death?