If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?
Honestly
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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s@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That was my first thought!
Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
If not, then the premise should really be: “your Waifu becomes real, but there’s a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu”.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Worth it.
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I’m so sorry that happened to you
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.
It helped me get a real live wife.
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 3 weeks ago
Top tier trolling right there
nialv7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife
MTK@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The small print here is that if you become your waifu it’s just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.
serenissi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
fuck you
MTK@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If I pressed the button you would
MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
It’s a yes or no question bud
LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Literally who would say no to that? Win either way
MattW03@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Wait, have I missed some internet lore?
Promestein@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
That character is from the game Another Chance, which in the grand scheme of porn games is pretty decent. Now that’s primarily because 90% of porn games suck, but I digress. The guy who makes the game likes to promote it anywhere he can on Reddit with memes like this one, or other pretty basic memes but replaced with characters from the game. Then when people ask who the characters are he can shill
I don’t find it to be any worse than onlyfans promo, but I like porn games 🤷
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 3 weeks ago
A connoisseur, I see
npdean@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Anons, would you fuck yourself?
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve been fucking myself since like 11.
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?
bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Depending on your waifu I would sub to your OF
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
My waifu is in my username, actually, although it’s a lesser known character. It’s Mk23 from Girls’ Frontline.
Gaja0@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
One button press. Independent outcome. You could have both but hit the 25% chance nothing happens.
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 3 weeks ago
Degens will say this is a win win scenario
This is a win win scenario
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 weeks ago
Jokes on you, I don’t have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
…presspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspress
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 weeks ago
Embrace the Void.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe 100% chance.
If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). Sweet, sweet freedom.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
You guys have waifus?
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
What exactly is a wifu?
Allero@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
A character, most commonly from anime, that the person is obsessed with and would love to move to real life to marry.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ohhhhh jessica rabbit
synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Anime wife. I think.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Body pillow with Anime character on it. Apparently guys buys thls as a fuck pillow.
Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Wifu doesn’t exist, win win
potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I see no downside to this whatsoever
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
username checks out
Carrot@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
50% chance of your 50% chance of you waifu becoming real becoming your waifu
romanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Having partner of my type or me becoming my type? I can’t lose!
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I had sort of the opposite as a trans lesbian. I thought that I was just really attracted to girls, but it turns out some of that was me wanting to be like them.
Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Of course I don"t mind that you never clean your sheets. Make love to me on your can pile!”
TheAristocrat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My wife says she wins either way.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
I’m happily married, so my wife is real. I’m not really sure how to interpret waifu in my scenario. There’s not like one particular fictional character I like above others. Maybe Catra from She-Ra? So, if she became real it’s not really like I’d be able to pursue her since I’m married. If I turned into her that would be terrifying because I would be a cat person with ears and a tail.
If I could know who my waifu is before pushing the button I would consider it, but if I don’t then there’s no way. The chances of being turned into something that’s not human are too high. Like what if the “true waifu of my heart” is a succubus or something? How am I gonna live in society not looking like a person? That’s sort of terrifying.
Just to make the discussion more interesting and less about a weird meta analysis, let’s assume my waifu is a human person. Let’s assume it’s a woman. I’m open to the idea of a 50% chance of turning into a woman I find very attractive. I don’t really have gender dysphoria, but there are a lot of things about my body I find unattractive that really bother me.
tatann@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Jokes on you, my waifu is bi so I could still get girls
omniman@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
I want my ai mechahitler sigma wifu
bastion@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
sure.
C1pher@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nah, no more beings deserve to exist in this cursed reality.
ileftreddit@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
But do I become her and then have to be married to myself?
untorquer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’d be fine with this.
SektorC@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game. The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Either way I’m getting fucked hard
daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No I would not
Monster96@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Image
random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Genius!