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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Monster96@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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    • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Genius!

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  • s@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That was my first thought!

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If not, then the premise should really be: “your Waifu becomes real, but there’s a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu”.

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    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Worth it.

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  • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

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    • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m so sorry that happened to you

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      • Electricd@lemmybefree.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Top tier trolling right there

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      • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.

        It helped me get a real live wife.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife

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    • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The small print here is that if you become your waifu it’s just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.

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    • serenissi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      fuck you

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      • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        If I pressed the button you would

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    • MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s a yes or no question bud

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  • LordKitsuna@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Literally who would say no to that? Win either way

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  • Electricd@lemmybefree.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Degens will say this is a win win scenario

    This is a win win scenario

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  • MattW03@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Jokes on you, I don’t have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.

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    • JigglySackles@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      …presspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspress

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      • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Embrace the Void.

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Maybe 100% chance.

      If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). Sweet, sweet freedom.

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance

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    • Electricd@lemmybefree.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      A connoisseur, I see

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  • RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wait, have I missed some internet lore?

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      • Promestein@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        That character is from the game Another Chance, which in the grand scheme of porn games is pretty decent. Now that’s primarily because 90% of porn games suck, but I digress. The guy who makes the game likes to promote it anywhere he can on Reddit with memes like this one, or other pretty basic memes but replaced with characters from the game. Then when people ask who the characters are he can shill

        I don’t find it to be any worse than onlyfans promo, but I like porn games 🤷

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  • potato_wallrus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I see no downside to this whatsoever

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    • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      username checks out

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  • TheAristocrat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My wife says she wins either way.

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  • npdean@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Anons, would you fuck yourself?

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    • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve been fucking myself since like 11.

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  • bastion@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    sure.

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.

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    • Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I had sort of the opposite as a trans lesbian. I thought that I was just really attracted to girls, but it turns out some of that was me wanting to be like them.

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m happily married, so my wife is real. I’m not really sure how to interpret waifu in my scenario. There’s not like one particular fictional character I like above others. Maybe Catra from She-Ra? So, if she became real it’s not really like I’d be able to pursue her since I’m married. If I turned into her that would be terrifying because I would be a cat person with ears and a tail.

    If I could know who my waifu is before pushing the button I would consider it, but if I don’t then there’s no way. The chances of being turned into something that’s not human are too high. Like what if the “true waifu of my heart” is a succubus or something? How am I gonna live in society not looking like a person? That’s sort of terrifying.

    Just to make the discussion more interesting and less about a weird meta analysis, let’s assume my waifu is a human person. Let’s assume it’s a woman. I’m open to the idea of a 50% chance of turning into a woman I find very attractive. I don’t really have gender dysphoria, but there are a lot of things about my body I find unattractive that really bother me.

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  • C1pher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nah, no more beings deserve to exist in this cursed reality.

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  • Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Depending on your waifu I would sub to your OF

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      • Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        My waifu is in my username, actually, although it’s a lesser known character. It’s Mk23 from Girls’ Frontline.

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    • Gaja0@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      One button press. Independent outcome. You could have both but hit the 25% chance nothing happens.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You guys have waifus?

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  • Carrot@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    50% chance of your 50% chance of you waifu becoming real becoming your waifu

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What exactly is a wifu?

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    • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A character, most commonly from anime, that the person is obsessed with and would love to move to real life to marry.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        ohhhhh jessica rabbit

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    • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Anime wife. I think.

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      • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Body pillow with Anime character on it. Apparently guys buys thls as a fuck pillow.

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  • Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wifu doesn’t exist, win win

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  • TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Lose lose scenario.

    Either i become pretty, and cool, and I get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, tortured, and cut in pieces.

    Or my waifu becomes real, and get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, and i get interroged, isolated and tortured and on how i got contact with this entity.

    So i prefer that my waifu stays imaginary. Can’t be different and live quietly, on this world 😔

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  • romanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Having partner of my type or me becoming my type? I can’t lose!

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  • Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Of course I don"t mind that you never clean your sheets. Make love to me on your can pile!”

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  • tatann@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Jokes on you, my waifu is bi so I could still get girls

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  • SektorC@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game. The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?

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  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Either way I’m getting fucked hard

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No I would not

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Where’s that comic about “suddenly, you become your fursona” and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That’s extremely relevant here

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