If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?
Honestly
Submitted 2 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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s@piefed.world 2 months ago
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That was my first thought!
Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
If not, then the premise should really be: “your Waifu becomes real, but there’s a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu”.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Worth it.
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I’m so sorry that happened to you
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.
It helped me get a real live wife.
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 2 months ago
Top tier trolling right there
nialv7@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife
MTK@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The small print here is that if you become your waifu it’s just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.
serenissi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
fuck you
MTK@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If I pressed the button you would
MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
It’s a yes or no question bud
LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Literally who would say no to that? Win either way
MattW03@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 months ago
Wait, have I missed some internet lore?
Promestein@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
That character is from the game Another Chance, which in the grand scheme of porn games is pretty decent. Now that’s primarily because 90% of porn games suck, but I digress. The guy who makes the game likes to promote it anywhere he can on Reddit with memes like this one, or other pretty basic memes but replaced with characters from the game. Then when people ask who the characters are he can shill
I don’t find it to be any worse than onlyfans promo, but I like porn games 🤷
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 2 months ago
A connoisseur, I see
npdean@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Anons, would you fuck yourself?
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ve been fucking myself since like 11.
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?
bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Depending on your waifu I would sub to your OF
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
My waifu is in my username, actually, although it’s a lesser known character. It’s Mk23 from Girls’ Frontline.
Gaja0@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
One button press. Independent outcome. You could have both but hit the 25% chance nothing happens.
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 2 months ago
Degens will say this is a win win scenario
This is a win win scenario
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
You guys have waifus?
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
Jokes on you, I don’t have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 months ago
…presspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspress
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
Embrace the Void.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Maybe 100% chance.
If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). Sweet, sweet freedom.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
What exactly is a wifu?
Allero@lemmy.today 2 months ago
A character, most commonly from anime, that the person is obsessed with and would love to move to real life to marry.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ohhhhh jessica rabbit
synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Anime wife. I think.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Body pillow with Anime character on it. Apparently guys buys thls as a fuck pillow.
Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Wifu doesn’t exist, win win
potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I see no downside to this whatsoever
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
username checks out
Carrot@lemmy.today 2 months ago
50% chance of your 50% chance of you waifu becoming real becoming your waifu
romanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Having partner of my type or me becoming my type? I can’t lose!
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I had sort of the opposite as a trans lesbian. I thought that I was just really attracted to girls, but it turns out some of that was me wanting to be like them.
Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Of course I don"t mind that you never clean your sheets. Make love to me on your can pile!”
TheAristocrat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My wife says she wins either way.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
I’m happily married, so my wife is real. I’m not really sure how to interpret waifu in my scenario. There’s not like one particular fictional character I like above others. Maybe Catra from She-Ra? So, if she became real it’s not really like I’d be able to pursue her since I’m married. If I turned into her that would be terrifying because I would be a cat person with ears and a tail.
If I could know who my waifu is before pushing the button I would consider it, but if I don’t then there’s no way. The chances of being turned into something that’s not human are too high. Like what if the “true waifu of my heart” is a succubus or something? How am I gonna live in society not looking like a person? That’s sort of terrifying.
Just to make the discussion more interesting and less about a weird meta analysis, let’s assume my waifu is a human person. Let’s assume it’s a woman. I’m open to the idea of a 50% chance of turning into a woman I find very attractive. I don’t really have gender dysphoria, but there are a lot of things about my body I find unattractive that really bother me.
tatann@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jokes on you, my waifu is bi so I could still get girls
omniman@piefed.zip 2 months ago
I want my ai mechahitler sigma wifu
bastion@feddit.nl 2 months ago
sure.
C1pher@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nah, no more beings deserve to exist in this cursed reality.
ileftreddit@piefed.social 2 months ago
But do I become her and then have to be married to myself?
untorquer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d be fine with this.
SektorC@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game. The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Either way I’m getting fucked hard
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No I would not
Monster96@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Image
random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Genius!