TherapyGary
@TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on Boy Dinner 3 days ago:
This looks indistinguishable from the vegan dinner I had just the other day
- Comment on Efficiency is key 5 days ago:
Skeletor said we gotta
- Comment on Efficiency is key 5 days ago:
Anything else I’m missing?
Lick the shower drain
- Comment on Staying productive 1 week ago:
Funniest kid in inpatient on week would fuck with the psychiatrist by calling it “the tuda” and it made her so mad.
“We’re putting you on latuda”
“I don’t want the tuda”
“It’s called latuda and you have to take it if you want to get out of here”
“I ain’t taking the tuda”
“LATUDA”
“We saying the same thing”
[Forehead vein becomes visible] - Comment on true story 1 week ago:
- Comment on Very helpful. 10/10 🎉 1 week ago:
I get this a lot with other languages, but especially Spanish. I sound like I’m fluent, but I can’t understand it when spoken back to me for shit
- Comment on I was shocked by my vitality test results. Could smoking and Coke really affect my erections? 2 weeks ago:
I did that test too. Frickin pissed. I uploaded over a dozen dick pics just like it asked and the results were inconclusive so it said I had to do a video chat with an expert and the expert was a guy with a sock on his hand with a face painted on it and he asked me to do stuff I’m not comfortable with
- Comment on Reframe your thinking 2 weeks ago:
It was bound to happen to somebody
- Comment on Anon is a dungeon master 4 weeks ago:
Thanks for the tip! Reported ☺
- Comment on Anon is a dungeon master 4 weeks ago:
Lol you just accused someone else of the same thing in another thread
- Comment on Actually... 5 weeks ago:
Hmm
- Comment on (Intro) My very first post on Lemmus 5 weeks ago:
We’re not on Lemmus, we’re on Blahaj
- Comment on Debian...shantay you stay 1 month ago:
Are there more than like 3 or so?
- Comment on Video games 1 month ago:
It’s definitely not the joke, but you can’t know that it wasn’t an intentional part of the joke being made
- Comment on Video games 1 month ago:
I think having the incorrect date for Mario makes it be more funnier
- Comment on My Test Post Title 1 month ago:
It’s not coming through. Try again
- Comment on Video games 1 month ago:
I think it is an important part of the joke, because it reinforces that no other types of games exist in this guys mind
- Comment on Video games 1 month ago:
Grateful for you both bc I did not catch that part of the joke lol
- Comment on SBA #226 Sins and Virtues 1 month ago:
I made a version of this meme like a year ago, which you might like more
- Comment on SBA #226 Sins and Virtues 1 month ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Their name was Tenner
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Is this the same person behind the ai agent from a couple weeks ago?
- Comment on Mar-a-Lago resigned 😂 1 month ago:
This link won’t open?
- Comment on Mar-a-Lago resigned 😂 1 month ago:
The strongest response is usually calm, dismissive, and confident. You want them to look like they’re seeking attention while you look completely unfazed.
A few styles:
- Cold: “If that’s what you’re here for, you’ll have to do better than that.”
- Dismissive: “You’re confusing my patience with vulnerability.”
- Cutting: “That’s an embarrassingly transparent attempt to get a reaction.”
- Confident: “You can try. I’m not particularly impressed by threats from strangers.”
- Very dry: “Noted. I’ll try to survive the ordeal.”
- Boundary-setting: “You’re welcome to disagree with me. Harassment is a different matter.”
The one I’d choose for maximum “don’t fuck with me” energy without “sounding like a tryhard”:
“You’re confusing my patience with vulnerability.”
It makes you sound controlled rather than angry—which is generally much more intimidating than trying to out-insult them.
- Comment on Mar-a-Lago resigned 😂 1 month ago:
Upvoted even though you were mean to me earlier
- Comment on Hey mods, would one of you please fix a thing? 1 month ago:
Thank you for bringing this to our attention- I’ve fixed it now
- Comment on Always bring an Emma 2 months ago:
Misread the title as “enema” and was waiting for that to become relevant the whole time I was reading it
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 2 months ago:
Have they turned invisible and quietly poked a hair into your eye repeatedly making you think there’s a hair in your eye but you can never get it out or stop it from poking your eye because it’s not really in your eye like an eyelash nor attached to your head and it makes you go crazy trying to get the hair out of your eye?
- Comment on So Healthy 2 months ago:
Lol all the comments are gone but I know who it is from this comment
- Comment on I don't think I'm being taken seriously I think we need to start a class action suit 2 months ago:
Wow, that is a fun fact!
I don’t actually use Purina, they just seemed the most fun to fuck with lol
