TherapyGary
@TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on idk french but this escalated quickly 1 day ago:
I was referring to the watermark lol (bottom right of the image)
- Comment on idk french but this escalated quickly 2 days ago:
It does! English is in the minority on the adjective-noun order lol
- Comment on idk french but this escalated quickly 2 days ago:
I translated photofunky.net as if it were French lol. “Photo funky” is how you would say “funky photo” in French. And net is a word in both languages too, so I just with a different meaning for the joke
- Comment on idk french but this escalated quickly 2 days ago:
You did great and it’s the same message either way but, just for fun, your translation in French would be:
bonjour je m’appelle helium. j’suis un gaz noble.
(The literal translation would be “mon nom est helium” but people don’t usually talk like that- just like the literal translation of “je m’appelle” is “I call myself” but people don’t usually talk like that)
- Comment on idk french but this escalated quickly 2 days ago:
Hello, it’s me Helium
I am a noble gas
Noble?
Unintelligible
- Comment on rocketman 2 days ago:
For anyone else curious, those dots on the front are olfactory organs- basically nostrils
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- Comment on see you around 4 days ago:
Don’t think we won’t be counting, OP
- Comment on Anon's autistic cousin and Frasier 4 days ago:
As a 24/7 autist (and specialist)- can confirm.
Anon is mistaken about the “stutter” though; it sounds more like palilalia. Both of those have a low prevalence rate though (<10%) so it’s weird that anon calls it “classic.”
Granted, the whole story is probably fake anyway
- Comment on Mysterious Ways 4 days ago:
Mogus :)
Nomomogus :(
- Comment on sealed with tears 4 days ago:
I said basically this one time when I turned in a shit essay in grad school and my professor, in return with my grade, wrote “you weren’t kidding”
- Comment on Mysterious Ways 4 days ago:
Ohhh! I change my opinion- absolutely horizontal lol. Could make an onlyfans and be rich in a week!
- Comment on Mysterious Ways 4 days ago:
Hmmm
buttface… or whatever the english term
I’m not sure we have a word for this
But I vote vertical, for aesthetic reasons
- Comment on Mysterious Ways 4 days ago:
- Comment on Mysterious Ways 4 days ago:
I <3 your username
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- Comment on @iLLSam is immediately my new favorite comic artist 4 days ago:
- Comment on Anyone wanna chip in? 4 days ago:
shipping
Lol, does he get shipped to the highest bidder? Surely it costs more than $10 to ship a man?
- Comment on @iLLSam is immediately my new favorite comic artist 4 days ago:
I agree with what Cris said.
I think this comic would be almost just as funny without the kid crying and yelling at the end. The funniest part to me is the implication that this guy decided his children’s names as babies just for a laugh when introducing them; he probably loves every opportunity to do so, and always makes sure to introduce ketchup first.
(Just to be clear, in case these condiments aren’t popular where you’re from- ketchup is red and mustard is yellow, and they’re often used together, so people see the yellow brother of ‘ketchup’ and think he’ll be named ‘mustard’, but then they find out he’s named ‘piss’ instead)
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- Comment on l fixed it! 6 days ago:
I’ve been using a Pixel running GrapheneOS for about a year now and I love it
- Comment on Anon doesn't tip 1 week ago:
Lol no u
- Comment on Anon doesn't tip 1 week ago:
This could’ve been an “oops, you’re right- corrected, thanks.” But instead you got weird about it
- Comment on Know Nut November 1 week ago:
Arguably, it could still just mean tomorrow, given that today was yesterday’s tomorrow. As every day is a tomorrow, the next tomorrow is just tomorrow
- Comment on Know Nut November 1 week ago:
see you next tomorrow
I particularly like this bit
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
That’s fair- I never bothered to check. It should be safe to assume though that even a vent posted here is of the shitpost variety, but this one isn’t
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Is what you wrote meant to be a shitpost? What do you think a shitpost is?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Honestly, why does this keep happening? Is it federation weirdness putting it in the wrong community, or are people actively doing it?
- Comment on ADHD go brrr 1 week ago:
- Comment on ADHD go brrr 1 week ago:
Lol idk I just grabbed memes from your post history and edited them