About this dick sucking you were talking about…
So glad I suck dick
Submitted 1 day ago by Stamets@piefed.world to [deleted]
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IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 5 hours ago
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Yes, I too am curious about the dick sucking…
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.
Soulg@ani.social 1 day ago
But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?
return2ozma@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Because they’re brainwashed by Disney and romcoms.
source: I’m gay. Bitches be crazy
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I dunno, my queer drama’s always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you’d still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is ‘I’d worship you, shai-hulud’ 'cuz we all want that spice.
Delphia@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama “Gays of our lives” and it was fucking amazing.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’ve been around the block a few times and I’m afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 1 day ago
God damn, I wish I was gay.
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.
Goto a gaybar and people watch, it’s fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 21 hours ago
I thought you gays loved sucking worms. What has spice got to do with it?
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch about the gay coworker.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 day ago
not if you like anal
kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I’m not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
Or maybe it’s sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.
Kaerkob@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
It’s probably sarcasm you fun loving turnip
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word “bitch”? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here
nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Who the fuck censors removed… You’re even allowed to say removed on TV
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B…I…T…C…H it automatically turns to removed. They’re treating you like some kid who can’t handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.
Stamets@piefed.world 1 day ago
Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.
From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.
Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what’s wrong with my dogs?
seralth@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
The more I see people from .ml and the more I learn about it The more I think anyone on .ml is either just objectively stupid or ignorant of how stupid the instance is.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Lmao
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Holy fuck that can’t be real. I’m almost convinced to make an account just to see if they’re trolling. Is this how they recruit?
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
This is hilarious because the instance you signed up to doesn’t allow you to say bitch.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
any recommendations on where to jump ship to?
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Holy shit is this a joke or did they actually remove the word bitch?
pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They definitely removed the word removed, those bitches
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister… there were only a couple word that were never acceptable
I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on
but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable
I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn’t even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life
HK65@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
I mean I’d rather have someone called a bitch than a kid being “smacked so hard”.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 1 day ago
Ah yes, child abuse, the best way to teach kids not to use slurs. /s
Klear@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Ok, thanks for sharing, but nobody is forcing you to write bitch. Not everyone has a trauma like you.
blarghly@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Your mom sounds like a bitch
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Had you been attempting to call her a fuckface with shit for brains would that have been fine?
That seems like an odd enforcement of rules if so, you’d think any vulgar disparaging remarks would count, or none, but to be that highly selective is odd.
TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Bitch whaat ?
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh removed got removed!
happydoors@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This caused so much confusion for me lol. Bitch.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
So glad I suck dick
As if gay men aren’t ever catty bitches.
Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I’M the prettiest princess
Opisek@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
You’re not only a princess but you’re a whole queen 💅
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Hole queen
nectar45@lemmy.zip 23 hours ago
You cant win I see
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 21 hours ago
I’m choosing Raya today
Agent641@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
The only winning move is not to play
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 23 hours ago
But you lose by timeout
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
answer me fucker! are you cheating on me with that bitch?!
MBech@feddit.dk 1 day ago
Why did they take a screenshot, and then tilt the picture? Wtf is wrong with these people…
Stamets@piefed.world 1 day ago
"Why is this post in my shitpost community all shitty? How dare they"
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
this is probably the funniest thing I have read today
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Aquila@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Thats a very kind service. How about one for our fellow Lemmings in Australia?
TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I saw this on instagram weirdly. It was a scene grab of a Reddit post that was tilted 60 degrees or some nonsense.
I can only think they do it do people can’t identify the source website or that the post doesn’t get flagged as a repost?
0ops@piefed.zip 1 day ago
Dynamic composition or some shit? Idk I'm not a memographer
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
And censor it? I hate humans.
vga@sopuli.xyz 23 hours ago
So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is “which of these 14 year old girls would you fuck”
pyre@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
TIL Disney sucks at drawing 14-16 year olds. this is like Hollywood casting 30 year olds as highschool students
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
It’s just the artists not being as nasty as the producers.
yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
I mean… Technically the question is about being pretty. I can think of girls being pretty without actually thinking sexually of them. The same way I can think of some guys being handsome and I don’t suck dick.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 hours ago
Idk have you tried it? Maybe you’d be good at it
Patches@ttrpg.network 14 hours ago
A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.
But whether they are real people, or cartoons. It’s a shit game that only a shit partner would play.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 21 hours ago
She certainly has the mentality of a 14 year old
RedC@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You can say bitch on the internet
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Imma try.
<Ahem>
Bitch.
Cool.
Donkter@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I read this and my phone exploded :/ sorry but the puritans win again
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
How does sucking dick negate this behavior… I’ve sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once
vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
yeah i’m sure there are plenty of girls with dicks who’d be just as aggravating lol
Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 13 hours ago
Harder to answer when your mouth is full I guess
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Naw, you gotta lean in.
Which bitch asked that before me?
the cutest one
Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Lore wise? Snow white, obviously
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Eww. Self censorship. 🤮
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
All hail Princess Trunks!
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No Kuzco. List sucks.
Mpatch@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Bru it’s snow white. The mirror said so.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 1 day ago
gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.
I’m fine adding another girlfriend to my polycule.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It’s not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.
jsomae@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Can we please either un-censor the word “bitсһ” or else add other similar minorly-offensive swear words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc. to the censor list? I don’t mind so much the censorship, it’s just the inconsistency that bothers me.
merc@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
The correct answer is: “Those seem to be Disney characters, and Disney is a horrible company, so none of the above.”
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Pic unrelated
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Jasmine is a total baddie 😍
remon@ani.social 1 day ago
Bitch, you can say bitch on the internet.
minorkeys@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
“Correctly”…
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s Mulan, btw
sexy_peach@feddit.org 1 day ago
Wife bad
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
Maid Marion (but actually Robin Hood dressed like a girl).
Tracaine@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
You can say bitch on the internet. We won’t tell your mom.