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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Tracaine@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can say bitch on the internet. We won’t tell your mom.

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  • IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    About this dick sucking you were talking about…

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    • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes, I too am curious about the dick sucking…

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.

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    • Soulg@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?

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      • return2ozma@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Because they’re brainwashed by Disney and romcoms.

        source: I’m gay. Bitches be crazy

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I dunno, my queer drama’s always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you’d still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is ‘I’d worship you, shai-hulud’ 'cuz we all want that spice.

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      • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama “Gays of our lives” and it was fucking amazing.

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I’ve been around the block a few times and I’m afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.

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      • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        God damn, I wish I was gay.

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      • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.

        Goto a gaybar and people watch, it’s fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.

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      • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I thought you gays loved sucking worms. What has spice got to do with it?

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    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch about the gay coworker.

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    • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      not if you like anal

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  • kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I’m not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

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    • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or maybe it’s sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.

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      • Kaerkob@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s probably sarcasm you fun loving turnip

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word “bitch”? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here

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  • nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Who the fuck censors removed… You’re even allowed to say removed on TV

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    • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B…I…T…C…H it automatically turns to removed. They’re treating you like some kid who can’t handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.

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      • Stamets@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.

        From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.

        Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.

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      • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what’s wrong with my dogs?

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      • seralth@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The more I see people from .ml and the more I learn about it The more I think anyone on .ml is either just objectively stupid or ignorant of how stupid the instance is.

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    • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Lmao

      1000010958

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      • Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Holy fuck that can’t be real. I’m almost convinced to make an account just to see if they’re trolling. Is this how they recruit?

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    • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is hilarious because the instance you signed up to doesn’t allow you to say bitch.

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    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Your instance does…

      Image

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      • nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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    • tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Holy shit is this a joke or did they actually remove the word bitch?

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      • pressanykeynow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        They definitely removed the word removed, those bitches

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister… there were only a couple word that were never acceptable

      I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on

      but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable

      I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn’t even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life

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      • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I mean I’d rather have someone called a bitch than a kid being “smacked so hard”.

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      • AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Ah yes, child abuse, the best way to teach kids not to use slurs. /s

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      • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ok, thanks for sharing, but nobody is forcing you to write bitch. Not everyone has a trauma like you.

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      • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Your mom sounds like a bitch

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      • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Had you been attempting to call her a fuckface with shit for brains would that have been fine?

        That seems like an odd enforcement of rules if so, you’d think any vulgar disparaging remarks would count, or none, but to be that highly selective is odd.

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    • TheYojimbo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Bitch whaat ?

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    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh removed got removed!

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    • happydoors@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This caused so much confusion for me lol. Bitch.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So glad I suck dick

    As if gay men aren’t ever catty bitches.

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  • Ileftreddit@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’M the prettiest princess

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    • Opisek@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’re not only a princess but you’re a whole queen 💅

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      • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Hole queen

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  • nectar45@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You cant win I see

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    • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.

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      • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Image

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      • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m choosing Raya today

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The only winning move is not to play

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      • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        But you lose by timeout

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        answer me fucker! are you cheating on me with that bitch?!

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  • MBech@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why did they take a screenshot, and then tilt the picture? Wtf is wrong with these people…

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    • Stamets@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      "Why is this post in my shitpost community all shitty? How dare they"

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      • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        this is probably the funniest thing I have read today

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      • MBech@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Fair

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    • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      We can go deeper!

      Image

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      • Skua@kbin.earth ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
        Attachment: media.kbin.earth ↗
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    • Aquila@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image fixed it

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      • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        needs more jpeg

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      • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Thats a very kind service. How about one for our fellow Lemmings in Australia?

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    • TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I saw this on instagram weirdly. It was a scene grab of a Reddit post that was tilted 60 degrees or some nonsense.

      I can only think they do it do people can’t identify the source website or that the post doesn’t get flagged as a repost?

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    • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Dynamic composition or some shit? Idk I'm not a memographer

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    • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And censor it? I hate humans.

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  • vga@sopuli.xyz ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is “which of these 14 year old girls would you fuck”

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      TIL Disney sucks at drawing 14-16 year olds. this is like Hollywood casting 30 year olds as highschool students

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      • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s just the artists not being as nasty as the producers.

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    • yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean… Technically the question is about being pretty. I can think of girls being pretty without actually thinking sexually of them. The same way I can think of some guys being handsome and I don’t suck dick.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Idk have you tried it? Maybe you’d be good at it

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    • Patches@ttrpg.network ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.

      But whether they are real people, or cartoons. It’s a shit game that only a shit partner would play.

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    • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      She certainly has the mentality of a 14 year old

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  • RedC@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You can say bitch on the internet

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Imma try.

      <Ahem>

      Bitch.

      Cool.

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      • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I read this and my phone exploded :/ sorry but the puritans win again

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  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How does sucking dick negate this behavior… I’ve sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

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    • vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      yeah i’m sure there are plenty of girls with dicks who’d be just as aggravating lol

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    • Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Harder to answer when your mouth is full I guess

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Naw, you gotta lean in.

    Which bitch asked that before me?

    the cutest one

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Eww. Self censorship. 🤮

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  • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    All hail Princess Trunks!

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  • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No Kuzco. List sucks.

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  • Mpatch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Bru it’s snow white. The mirror said so.

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  • AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.

    I’m fine adding another girlfriend to my polycule.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It’s not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.

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  • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Can we please either un-censor the word “bitсһ” or else add other similar minorly-offensive swear words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc. to the censor list? I don’t mind so much the censorship, it’s just the inconsistency that bothers me.

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The correct answer is: “Those seem to be Disney characters, and Disney is a horrible company, so none of the above.”

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  • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pic unrelated

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Jasmine is a total baddie 😍

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  • remon@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Bitch, you can say bitch on the internet.

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  • minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Correctly”…

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s Mulan, btw

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  • sexy_peach@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wife bad

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Maid Marion (but actually Robin Hood dressed like a girl).

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