Who the fuck censors removed… You’re even allowed to say removed on TV
So glad I suck dick
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Stamets@piefed.world to [deleted]
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nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B…I…T…C…H it automatically turns to removed. They’re treating you like some kid who can’t handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.
Stamets@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.
From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.
Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what’s wrong with my dogs?
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Lmao
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Holy fuck that can’t be real. I’m almost convinced to make an account just to see if they’re trolling. Is this how they recruit?
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
any recommendations on where to jump ship to?
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Holy shit is this a joke or did they actually remove the word bitch?
pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They definitely removed the word removed, those bitches
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister… there were only a couple word that were never acceptable
I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on
but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable
I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn’t even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life
HK65@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I mean I’d rather have someone called a bitch than a kid being “smacked so hard”.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 3 weeks ago
Ah yes, child abuse, the best way to teach kids not to use slurs. /s
blarghly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Your mom sounds like a bitch
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Had you been attempting to call her a fuckface with shit for brains would that have been fine?
That seems like an odd enforcement of rules if so, you’d think any vulgar disparaging remarks would count, or none, but to be that highly selective is odd.
Klear@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ok, thanks for sharing, but nobody is forcing you to write bitch. Not everyone has a trauma like you.
TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bitch whaat ?
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
This is hilarious because the instance you signed up to doesn’t allow you to say bitch.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh removed got removed!
happydoors@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This caused so much confusion for me lol. Bitch.
MBech@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
Why did they take a screenshot, and then tilt the picture? Wtf is wrong with these people…
Stamets@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
"Why is this post in my shitpost community all shitty? How dare they"
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
this is probably the funniest thing I have read today
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Aquila@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Thats a very kind service. How about one for our fellow Lemmings in Australia?
TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I saw this on instagram weirdly. It was a scene grab of a Reddit post that was tilted 60 degrees or some nonsense.
I can only think they do it do people can’t identify the source website or that the post doesn’t get flagged as a repost?
0ops@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
Dynamic composition or some shit? Idk I'm not a memographer
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
And censor it? I hate humans.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
So glad I suck dick
As if gay men aren’t ever catty bitches.
RedC@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You can say bitch on the internet
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Imma try.
<Ahem>
Bitch.
Cool.
Donkter@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I read this and my phone exploded :/ sorry but the puritans win again
ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
The thing OOP is sick of is people censoring mild swears like bitch in their screenshots. The content of the pic is unrelated
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word “bitch”? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here
rumba@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Naw, you gotta lean in.
Which bitch asked that before me?
the cutest one
kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I’m not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Or maybe it’s sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.
nectar45@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
You cant win I see
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
I’m choosing Raya today
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The only winning move is not to play
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
answer me fucker! are you cheating on me with that bitch?!
Mpatch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bru it’s snow white. The mirror said so.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
At the time it may have been true, but half the princesses had not been born yet.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The OG German also says “most beautiful in the whole country.”
Spieglein, Spieglein an der Wand,
Wer ist die Schönste im ganzen Land?It was changed to rhyme with the English word for “all” but you could argue that even in English it isn’t a literal inclusion of every person alive.
The original also puts Snow White’s age in the story at seven years old, so maybe we don’t need to be comparing relative aesthetic qualities of women and children at all.
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 3 weeks ago
Fairest means lightest skin color though.
So, yeah, Snow is whiter than Jasmine or Moana, etc.
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
How does sucking dick negate this behavior… I’ve sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once
vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
yeah i’m sure there are plenty of girls with dicks who’d be just as aggravating lol
Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
Harder to answer when your mouth is full I guess
Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Baby please…
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Eww. Self censorship. 🤮
vga@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
[deleted]Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
She certainly has the mentality of a 14 year old
Patches@ttrpg.network 3 weeks ago
A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.
But whether they are real people, or cartoons. It’s a shit game that only a shit partner would play.
yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I mean… Technically the question is about being pretty. I can think of girls being pretty without actually thinking sexually of them. The same way I can think of some guys being handsome and I don’t suck dick.
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
All hail Princess Trunks!
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 3 weeks ago
gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.
I’m fine adding another girlfriend to my polycule.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lore wise? Snow white, obviously
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No Kuzco. List sucks.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It’s not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.
Tracaine@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You can say bitch on the internet. We won’t tell your mom.
jsomae@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Can we please either un-censor the word “bitсһ” or else add other similar minorly-offensive swear words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc. to the censor list? I don’t mind so much the censorship, it’s just the inconsistency that bothers me.
Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’M the prettiest princess
remon@ani.social 3 weeks ago
Bitch, you can say bitch on the internet.
merc@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The correct answer is: “Those seem to be Disney characters, and Disney is a horrible company, so none of the above.”
IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
About this dick sucking you were talking about…
TheBat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Jasmine is a total baddie 😍
sexy_peach@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Wife bad
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Pic unrelated
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s Mulan, btw
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Maid Marion (but actually Robin Hood dressed like a girl).
minorkeys@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Correctly”…
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.
Soulg@ani.social 3 weeks ago
But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?
return2ozma@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Because they’re brainwashed by Disney and romcoms.
source: I’m gay. Bitches be crazy
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I dunno, my queer drama’s always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you’d still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is ‘I’d worship you, shai-hulud’ 'cuz we all want that spice.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve been around the block a few times and I’m afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.
Delphia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama “Gays of our lives” and it was fucking amazing.
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
God damn, I wish I was gay.
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.
Goto a gaybar and people watch, it’s fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
I thought you gays loved sucking worms. What has spice got to do with it?
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch about the gay coworker.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
not if you like anal