TheBat
@TheBat@lemmy.world
- Comment on Stellaris gets a DLC about AI that features AI-created voices, director insists it's 'ethical' and 'we're pretty good at exploring dystopian sci-fi and don't want to end up there ourselves' 1 day ago:
I’m French
Sorry to hear that. Hope you make it through.
- Comment on Don't Let Your Thoughts Wander 1 day ago:
Contrary to popular belief, the QWERTY layout was not designed to slow the typist down,[2]: 162 but rather to speed up typing. Indeed, there is evidence that, aside from the issue of jamming, placing often-used keys farther apart increases typing speed, because it encourages alternation between the hands.[11]
A feature much less commented on than the order of the keys is that the keys do not form a rectangular grid, but rather each column slants diagonally. This is because of the mechanical linkages – each key is attached to a lever, and hence the offset prevents the levers from running into each other – and has been retained in most electronic keyboards.
- Comment on Anon looks up Danish cuisine 2 days ago:
What’s the censored word
- Comment on Moon dust 6 days ago:
There’s the possibility of contamination if we do that.
- Comment on Dawkins 1 week ago:
Bruh you can’t just drop the t-word like that
- Comment on What is Reddit doing 1 week ago:
Excrementize?
- Comment on Number 1 Student 1 week ago:
Made with a AI ? The style is the same of what could be drawn by an AI
Nah, it’s an Indian meme called ‘Adarsh Balak’ (Ideal Child).
- Comment on animals you need to know 2 weeks ago:
Where’s Muad’Dib?
- Comment on Anon works in a high end restaurant 2 weeks ago:
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.
In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
- Comment on Slacker 3 weeks ago:
That can’t be true! Who lies on the internet?
- Comment on Quantum 3 weeks ago:
Average weeb’s daydreams.
- Comment on Anon is well adjusted 3 weeks ago:
Possibly.
- Comment on Anon is well adjusted 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon is well adjusted 3 weeks ago:
Next step after taking the blackpill I believe. Or maybe after chadfishing?
- Comment on Somebody do something. Somebody? 3 weeks ago:
Depreciation of gold standard was necessary.
- Comment on Somebody do something. Somebody? 3 weeks ago:
Man I fucking hate this goldbug conspiracy bullshit site.
- Comment on mmm space chocolate 3 weeks ago:
🎶We do what we must because we can🎶
🎶For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.🎶
- Comment on Anon misses a potential match 3 weeks ago:
First thing I do after installing most apps/games is turn off notifications.
- Comment on Anon misses a potential match 4 weeks ago:
You swipe right on pretty girls? I swipe left because I already know I’m not going to match.
I’m kidding.
I deleted Tinder after using it for month and getting zero matches.
- Comment on Disneyland performers file petition to form labor union 4 weeks ago:
Depression and misery in the Disneyland ah-ha? Do you want to get beaten to pulp by these white gloved fists ah-ha?
- Comment on Anon's brother hates concrete 4 weeks ago:
How do you feel about gypsum walls/drywalls?
- Comment on Anon caused 9/11 4 weeks ago:
Osama Anon Laden
- Comment on Anon caused 9/11 4 weeks ago:
Belgian = 👎
Funny German = 👍
- Comment on Am I going fucking crazy? (Regarding explicit songs being censored on various music streaming services.) 4 weeks ago:
Haven’t noticed this on Spotify
- Comment on Am I going fucking crazy? (Regarding explicit songs being censored on various music streaming services.) 4 weeks ago:
- Anti-semite
- Comment on no thanks, crystal mami 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon is in love 4 weeks ago:
Don’t create the torment nexus
- Comment on Anon is in love 4 weeks ago:
I didn’t
- Comment on Anon is in love 4 weeks ago:
Which app is this?
- Comment on Warning 4 weeks ago:
Lowers length.