I don’t understand lemmy posts that aren’t about star trek or linux
i unapologetically love male pits
Submitted 3 weeks ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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kandoh@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
can someone put this into comic strip form so i can understand it
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
i like how one person singlehandedly turned shitposting comm into a hornyposting one
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Be the change you want to see
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
ig lol
not that i’m complaining much tho tbh
RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network 2 weeks ago
People keep saying this, but i’ve been following this community for quite a while now and its always had a fair chunk of horny posts.
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
nsfw != horny
Maybe beans’n’jeans make you feel a certain way?
gray@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
It is the beauty of few people on lemmy
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Like, do y’all grope the pits or are they just like a visual thing? Not judging, just like to understand how peoples kinks work
violet08@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
visual and smell for me. if i see a dude out and about wearing a tank top i cant help but look at his pits area and think pls raise your arms for a second and give me a pit slip + wonder what they smell like, lol. thankfully i have a bf who is down to do whatever i want so i’m free to sniff and lick his pits as much as i want.
TheBat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
if i see a dude out and about wearing a tank top i cant help but look at his pits area and think pls raise your arms for a second and give me a pit slip + wonder what they smell like, lol
Yeah but only attractive men, right?
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Fair enough. Seems Napoleon-pilled
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
You are paying my therapy bill.
deliciEsteva@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
do you have preferences? Do you like them shaved, hairy, muscular, tatted, sunburned, sweaty…?
luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Love that you found something that works for you, and a person to do it with!
Now I wonder what things I might like that others find gross
moakley@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s mostly visual for me. Like when a woman lifts her arms, it makes other things more appealing, so there’s an association there.
On the lucky occasion I’m with a woman who doesn’t shave, I just want to pet it, like if I could pet a squirrel. Like, what even is this? It’s so rare and adorable.
Anyway it’s times like this I think I should have an alt account on Lemmy.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Okay that was gonna be my follow up. Guess I’m glad people are starting to lean back towards natural body states.
Yeah I kind of miss the discussions people would have back when internet forums were a little more anonymized. We’re trading that for some other values so at least rest assured there’s a non zero amount of people here uninterested in going through your post history for possible arm pit related comments.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Smell is a big part of attraction for me and the two places you can get the best smell of a person are pits and bits
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I like to lick them. It’s not like a huge must, but if my face happens to be in that area and the arm happens to be raised to allow access, eh why not.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Okay that just sounds ticklish 😂
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
All this hornyposting tells me that Violet isn’t getting enough sex
violet08@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
i dont have a horniness refractory period
there’s no “enough”😔
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
May you find someone with a similarly insatiable sex drive! 🫡
treesapx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Good lord, how many armpits do you have!?
HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I need to find someone like you in my area, I’m trying to lose myself and sex is generally a good way to do so but I need to get my hetero on. Plenty of dude ready to get down but not enough good horny straight lady’s.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You must get up very early
Sturgist@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
F in the chat boils’n’goils
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
That’s because LemmyNSFW is dead, R.I.P.
Oh yea, for Violet: There’s some new NSFW site based of piefed now, where you can do horny posting.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The “not male, but outwardly pro male” angle tells me it’s fake.
RabbitMix@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I’m ace I think all the things people do because they’re horny are weird
YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m ace and I have a morbid fascination with fetishes. A lot of them can be ‘explained’ by power dynamics, but then you get stuff like licking armpits that’s completely incomprehensible to me, and I can’t help but wonder what happened there. In like an evolutionary sense.
No kink shaming though. The homies can lick my armpits
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Licking armpits is a power dynamic. It’s often degrading or humiliating to the one doing it. Same reason I want to lick a beautiful woman’s feet. Also it’s an intimate act that you do with someone you love and trust. At least for me.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
I know multiple people into kinks who are asexual. Not all pleasure from kinks is sexual.
xabit24368@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
i’m fucking bricked bro
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I’m not ace and I still all the things we do because we are horny are weird
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
same
xabit24368@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
u wanna get ur butt sniffed or not
RabbitMix@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Absolutely not lol
Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sometimes I wish I wasn’t horny all the time
lime@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
down girl
zxqwas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Okay now I’ve got to find a list to see which kinks are at what level.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Here’s my attempt
Tier 1: primary and secondary sex characteristics (my breast fetish is cliche); indicators of health or fertility such as muscles and flat/bigger stomachs (depending on whether starvation or obesity is a bigger concern where you are). This zone is the default, people assume you’re into this.
Tier 2: other body parts such as feet, pits, body hair; extrapolations from tier 1 kinks such as lactation and post workout stink; I’ll also throw in role related ones such as mom/dad bods, being into certain professions or older/younger (adult) partners; also atypical body variants and body types not associated with health or fertility. This zone is normal but not the default
Tier 3: I’d say is where you get into light bdsm, humanoid monster fuckers, etc. This zone is stuff where it’s way more common than people act, but still not the sort of thing normal people will casually mention
Tier 4: heavier bdsm, nonhuman monsterfuckers. This is the “hear me out” zone and the realm of you know you’re kinky af, but it’s generally considered prudish to have a problem with people liking it, but not to not want to hear anything about it
Tier 5: scat, flatulence, bug chasing, and other things where even the tier 4 people are often uncomfortable with it. Typically gross and/or destructive
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Where would you rank vore?
LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Gotta have a tier 0 for the ace/pan/demi/etc out there. Though agreed people generally assume tier 1. … Although pansexual is probably tier 1, too, otherwise that seems more demi.
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
powerscaling but for kinks?? Why isn’t this a thing yet??
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
wehn tierlist?!
daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t see the appeal in armpits, but I like feet so…
Speculater@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And basically all feet gross me out, but I tongue punch the fart box, so…
daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nobody in the US uses a bidet, so it’s a no for me unless she just got out of the shower
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Pits strong and vulnerable and powerful and flexing bicep and posing and ribs and waist and little hairs and smelly warmth gahhh i need to sink my teeth in
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Whatever makes you happy, I’ll stick to feet.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m not into pits despite loving some mild sweaty smell. And no judgment to those who are, but it was very disappointing the one time I posted a pic of my boobs and just got people commenting on my pits.
knightly@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
I get so many compliments on my fancy moustache, but nobody notices my tits unless I wear a push-up bra. XD
Ghostie@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Any kink that’s associated with a preoccupation with a natural body part that everybody has is a vanilla kink.
alejandra@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In the grand hierarchy of the internet, this is basically a vanilla preference. People acting like it’s a ‘Level 99’ boss are definitely overthinking it.
Sturgist@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
My last cat…loved armpits. Anyone’s armpits. If you were laying down he’d come pretend to cuddle up, then slowly inch his head into your pit over like 5mins. Then after a few seconds of sniffing his ears would go flat back, eyes rolled up, lips peeled back and make this snuffling grunting noise that you’d associate with an old man sniffing a young girl’s panties. He’d start drooling and quivering and his tail would be all over the place…and you just kinda had to let him do his thing for at least a few minutes or he’d try and attack you.
It really made the first time a new partner slept over awkward when they’d wake up in the middle of the night being perved on by a giant grey tabby…
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I unapologetically love lady pits especially if there’s stubble or they don’t shave. 😛
mitkase@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Rhian from Wet Leg. Just saying.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Letsgooooo
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Ngl, thought this was going to be about pitbulls
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
pitties smell better most deef
bellly@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Male armpits are so underrated 😔 Im always disappointed when guys shave tbh lol
ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
How many levels of kink are there? And guys… shaving armpits? That’s a thing? In my estimation that would get your “man card” a point deduction.
craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
That is a take that no part of my brain can relate to at all
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Now you guys are gonna think I’m crazy when I tell you about mine,
I’ve got a boob kink.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I have next to no sex drive so essentially any kink sounds absolutely crazy to me. When I took that bdsm test I got 97% vanilla lol
Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What’s this kink power leveling stuff?
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 3 weeks ago
what level is pee? asking for a friend
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
queermunist@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Armpits are for tickling and I will hear no counterarguments.
Janx@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I think it’s weird. Like, people who enjoy this are obviously in the minority… At the same time, I would never judge anyone with this fetish, I wouldn’t even think about it or bring it up. Who the hell cares what consenting adults do!?
WingsofLove03@retrolemmy.com 2 weeks ago
I have weird kinks
xabit24368@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
some dudes do bong rips
i do pit rips
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Im an elbow man myself.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
To be the one to call you owner
You could be my new Sperm donor
As you lift your shirt I’m closer
Grab me by the maw into your arm-
PITS PITS PITS PITS!
Object@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
PR team behind the anal stuff is insanely good, like how did they do it? I always found it gross for obvious reason.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Agreed. Armpit fetishes are weird and gross to me, but they’re a distinct rung down from “I want to shove my face between someone’s asscheeks and aggressively mop up microscopic flecks of their shit with my tongue.” I’m giving ass-eating people the side-eye if they make fun of armpit stuff.
U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
i doubt the people who eat ass give a fuck what you think
they eat ass
lasta@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
The Feast of the Ass has been around since the 11th century and somewhere along the line, things were lost in translation.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You know you can wash your ass, right?
some_random_nick@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It just democratizes Fecal Microbiota Transplantation. Power to the people!
MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I always said that and people say I’m weird. It’s DISGUSTING!
umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
how did eating ass ever get this mainstream in culture
bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s tighter, and it’s “taboo.” Every other aspect is a shade of gray (brown?), but those are still two really solid selling points.
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is it the poops and toots? I bet it’s the poops and toots.