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- Comment on MD = oMega Dumbass 3 minutes ago:
Microplastics are found in significantly larger numbers within the bodies of anyone living today than in people who died hundreds of years ago. Living without microplastics is lethal.
- Comment on Caption this. 1 day ago:
The Sun reveals its new Pride campaign hoping that customers will forget its stance on unions and and the politicians they’ve supported
- Comment on 1 day ago:
And neither includes Pluto. Much to my disappointment
- Comment on 1 day ago:
Medulla ob-lon-ga-ta
- Comment on 1 day ago:
Mmm… The water that fizzes on your cuts and tingles your mouth
- Comment on 2 days ago:
In the shire of Middle Earthworld of Watersun, Kevin Costner -I might not be able to carry the ring, Mr. Frodo- and Kevin Costner -but I can carry you!- join Kevin Costner -One does not simple walk into Mordor, along with the help of Kevin Costner -They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard-, and Kevin Costner Brego?, joined by Kevin Costner -And my axe!-, lead by Kevin Costner -Fly, you fools-, against Kevin Costner -Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys-
Watersun Lord of the Ring Planet, Earthworld
- Comment on You have played yourself, Kagrenac 2 days ago:
Keep Jim West’s wife’s name out of your fucking mouth
- Comment on 2 days ago:
But there are more hydrogen atoms in that star than there are in Earth’s water!
And hydrogen plus oxygen plus energy equals water…
So if we oxygenate the Sun…
SOMEONE GET ME KEVIN COSTNER AND A FUCK-TON OF OXYGEN TANKS! WE’RE MAKING A SEQUEL
- Comment on Lever reloads 1 week ago:
I found an old-ass typewriter after I bought my grandparents’ house. I hope to eventually find a way to float the keys on this all-metal typewriter so that I can add contacts to the key pads and turn the roller into a common contact. Then I’ll wire the whole thing into a Bluetooth keyboard controller. Why Bluetooth? The typewriter came with its original case and I want to make opening the case be the power switch.
- Comment on And nothing of value was lost 1 week ago:
I have a cousin who once said that he’s gotten more tickets on a bike in Manhattan than anytime he’s driven through the city. He then followed that with, “in fact, I’m pretty sure that as long as you don’t hit anything that pays or collects taxes, the police will tell you to go away because you’re interrupting the flow of traffic.”
- Comment on pegged 2 weeks ago:
Not to mention telling you to go fuck yourself
- Comment on Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask? 2 weeks ago:
Hmmm… That’s a pretty valid argument. Now, normally, I’m not a big fan of hitting kids. So that’s why I’m gonna hit you instead. Get over here, you little shit!
- Comment on Dropkick Murphys exit Punk in the Park festival over founder's Trump campaign donations 2 weeks ago:
That’s a real catch-22
- Comment on Dropkick Murphys exit Punk in the Park festival over founder's Trump campaign donations 2 weeks ago:
Nazi Punks Jack Off
- Comment on Microsoft concedes that 'The Outer Worlds 2' retail price was too high — Xbox says it "will keep our full priced holiday releases at $69.99," with refunds incoming 2 weeks ago:
Buzz Ness Majors, Lee Majors’s shitty cousin
- Comment on Microsoft concedes that 'The Outer Worlds 2' retail price was too high — Xbox says it "will keep our full priced holiday releases at $69.99," with refunds incoming 2 weeks ago:
Just as a little treat for themselves
- Comment on well? 2 weeks ago:
Evict horizon
- Comment on well? 2 weeks ago:
Okay, so now you can barely afford your rent inside a black hole. Enjoy the enhanced granularity of your desperation!
- Comment on Actually I see something completely different 2 weeks ago:
IIIIIIII
ain’t got nobody, and nobody loves a-me. *Scat beatbox*
- Comment on Why do we humans love music so? 3 weeks ago:
Hey, fuck that song! Listen to Harvester of Constant Sorrow for an on-the-nose Thrash Grass mashup!
Then unfuck that song and listen to it again, and then this one again. And then listen to Leo, and then UMC, and finally fuck your own ears with the dulcet duality of Bardcore.
The only thing I love more than an artist creating their own song is another artist lovingly reinterpreting it.
- Comment on Microwave Intensifies 3 weeks ago:
Long live the Pringles cantenna
- Comment on anything but metric 3 weeks ago:
Looks to me somewhere between two fingers
- Comment on RIP 3 weeks ago:
The joke is that it’s George Michael instead of Princess Diana, but their hair looks similar. I hate to call you out on the internet, but next time you’re gonna be so careless, whisper.
- Comment on This new SSD will literally self destruct if you push the big red button it comes with — Team Group posts video of data destruction in action 4 weeks ago:
No one wants to microwave their mass storage anymore. 😡
- Comment on Every time 4 weeks ago:
The fuck you talking about? The second pic is us anytime someone shits on us or our family. Please Daddy Teddy, abandon us just one more time for a natural disaster! We’re so close!!!
- Comment on NEW TREND JUST DROPPED 4 weeks ago:
My dogs eat strings and tufts from their toys that hang out from their butts sometimes when they poop. Is this fashion?
- Comment on blursed 4 weeks ago:
If you swallow a bunch of gunpowder, drink gasoline, fill yourself with nitroglycerin, and then slam yourself on the floor—sure, you’ll get hired by the talent agent, but then you have to reveal that you can only do the trick once.
- Comment on Mood 4 weeks ago:
Fuck you, you’re old! I’m still… *counts on fingers sobbing*
- Comment on Now accepting pre-orders on kickstarter 4 weeks ago:
Beautiful
- Comment on Now accepting pre-orders on kickstarter 5 weeks ago:
That’s hilarious, if true. Some truly top-tier shit-posting/troll humor came from those accounts.