fartographer

@fartographer@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Had to look this up⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Like this -pantomimes packing-

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also the day that the world found out that Hitler had a micropenis.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a gross over generalization. I’m plenty ashamed of myself!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Confederacy (or whatever)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe we should kiss

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Pardons Giuliani and Others Involved in Effort to Overturn 2020 Election⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What is that thing Giuliani’s wearing? I hope it’s for something prolonged and painful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A hypothesis⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I started on Mac, went to Windows, then Linux, then ChromeOS, and now back to Linux and Mac for work. I work as a web dev and my contribution to my team is my extreme ADHD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[AI] What time is it again?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll remove your post!

  Hnnnnnnnnggggggg!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Her mango⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you hear that joke from an eggplant, cuz it’s baingan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's just a fancy new name for a lobotomy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That doctor is one achoo away from an eyepatch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨snail lyfe⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t fucking compare yourself to snails unless you can stab your lovers with spears from your own body.

  At best, you’re a clown fish or a frog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From the outside looking in⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll show me!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ain't risking shit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So many uncles died that night…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need someone to help me identify this shark plz. Spotted in the wild. Maybe a new species.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The eyes appear to be coming from their nostrils. I waiver what evolutionary pressures squeezed their eyes out their nose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eco-vengeance iconoclast⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We have them in Texas. They’ll eat your pets and maim you. They’re also significantly smarter than many people realize. If they weren’t such indiscriminate terrors, they’d probably make for pretty fun pets or be fun to watch play together while out on walks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fuck gary⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  F-heart-ck… Fheartck… Fartck… Fart attack? Oh, poor Gary died from a fart attack…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tiny tot engineering⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember one kid saying he was going to attach razor blades or sharpen the fins on his Beyblade. I also remember seeing him crying the nurse’s office the next day with his hand bandaged.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨…and I’m a bad boy for breaking a fart⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Took me a moment. Got it. Nodded in recognition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Republican? Democrat? There is a third option:⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just another party run by old white men

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Organization.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fix the VQ and then finish arranging everything alphanumeric, starting with punctuation alphabetized and the numbers starting with zero.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's branded? Sound off⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember my sister and me tossing the middle buckle back and forth and then swinging it at each other until one of us got hit by a plastic-accented mace and then we both would cry. We never learned to stop doing that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this ever happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  apeach

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft doing shady Microsoft stuff again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I use edge when I’ve been a naughty boy and need to be punished. And then I open Microsoft office and click the “try for free” link

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft doing shady Microsoft stuff again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all have set up this false dichotomy in which you’ve ignored the real majority of chrome installs on windows: children, grandchildren, and neighbors who just want to move on with their life. So they install “the one that looks like a beach ball” and they install a bunch of risky extensions that’ll make reading and printing the internet easier.

  Source: I used to work in computer repair and technological literacy. But, mostly my own ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh nooo!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can also tell it’s not Godzilla, who is indicated by not-a-red-circle in the background.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤡🤡🤡⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Moon float? No… Moon rocks…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Epstein Scandal Finally Takes Down a Politician⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Learn from our example here in the States: don’t stop at recalling a politician for such heinous behavior. Make sure their victims see justice and are made as whole as a legal, capitalistic system can afford.

  If not, they’ll be more powerful the next time you see them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I read that was true

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When real life generates the shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or… you know… don’t do that either…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't be so sensitive 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Drop all tables and eat a muffin or something… Eat shit, bot!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How popular/important do you have to be for your death by homicide to be labeled as an "assassination"? What if the homicide is for a private matter that's separate from their importance?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  -unplugs Deep Blue-

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McDonald's criticizes US restaurant industry for uneven wage policies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As an ex service employee who had tips split and didn’t know about tip credit yet, I know that the options are to either get paid as a person, or treated as a person. The number of people who told me that they didn’t “do tips” but were willing to give me a high five as a substitute was as understandable as it was upsetting.