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- Comment on You need to think long term 16 minutes ago:
Anal bum cover
- Comment on Hello There 😠 18 hours ago:
You rang?
- Comment on Hello There 😠 18 hours ago:
Yes, did you not go to American public school? Poor people are both lazy, and secretly rich because of how hard they work to game the system. You know, the system that literally doesn’t exist.
- Comment on Anon awakens something 18 hours ago:
I was like, “that sounds like Armin Mewes.” Checked the link preview and thought, “that looks like Armin Mewes!” Then read the content preview and saw that I was spelling his name wrong in my head.
- Comment on Lawyer here: I concur! 19 hours ago:
I’d estimate they’ve reached 3, maybe as high as 4.
- Comment on Lawyer here: I concur! 21 hours ago:
That’s what I’m calling vents from now on
- Comment on WOMEN. 21 hours ago:
Don’t forget opportunity
- Comment on back on Lemmy after a month away, it feels like coming home🫶 1 day ago:
He’s is the son of a shepherd
- Comment on Super-threesome 3 days ago:
No no, they have a point. Snyder said that the problem with Nolan’s Batman is that he doesn’t get raped in prison.
- Comment on Super-threesome 3 days ago:
Nothing, as long as you wipe well
- Comment on Communism 4 days ago:
They contain multitudes
- Comment on Communism 4 days ago:
According to the fanfic, he narrated the story to Moses, who wrote it down. It was based on history, but then delved into original narratives, and even introduced new characters. At some point, he inserts an allegory of himself, which is spun off into its own chronicles.
Sounds exactly like fanfic to me.
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Women have bodies
Then how come I’ve never seen one??? Checkmate, you beta cucks.
- Comment on Communism 5 days ago:
GoldenEye 64 NPC
- Comment on Communism 5 days ago:
Excuse me, but I have a list of complaints. Also, I need to discuss plot-holes in your fanfic.
- Comment on True words of wisdom 1 week ago:
I’ll allow it
- Comment on Just me and my cement truck 1 week ago:
- my dad when I was born
- Comment on Just me and my cement truck 1 week ago:
Hi
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Someone should patch Cyberpunk 2077 to include billboards for the upcoming release of Squadron 42.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
They still have some time to make it before the late last moments of the quarter for a year of some number.
- Comment on Damn straight! 2 weeks ago:
These kinds of walks are unfamiliar to me. Please tell me more.
- Comment on heater 2 weeks ago:
Instructions unclear, now driving a time traveling Delorean
- Comment on Handy tip 2 weeks ago:
Since we can’t know what other people experience in their mind
- Comment on Handy tip 2 weeks ago:
The Ed Gein of cows
- Comment on Handy tip 2 weeks ago:
100% of theoretical physicists would agree that cows are spheres. You could do mental math in which you calculate changes to the cardinality of the distributed mass.
It should look something like this: 0⁰
Fuck, it’s the police!
- Comment on Slice of ketchup anyone? 2 weeks ago:
I’m from Texas, so they only taught us in school how to abstain with burgers.
- Comment on Slice of ketchup anyone? 2 weeks ago:
Pretty sure you can’t own people, even if they’re dead.
- Comment on I hope this clears things up 2 weeks ago:
A wonderful aroma in the morning
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Agreed. I’ve got over 15 years of experience in the tech industry, and I either hold my laptop with a similar grip, but horizontally, or with my fingers curled and my laptop supported against my arm.
Each carry has its own advantage. The horizontal Dunkies grip helps when you want accuracy and speed, especially when you’re telling your boss to fuck off. The more guarded grip is great for distance and awe, even moreso if you spin first. This is especially useful when your boss tells you to fuck off.
- Comment on 😡☹️🙁😐🙂😊😄 2 weeks ago:
“I’m 200% positive you should fuck right off.”
