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@fartographer@lemmy.world
- Comment on This guy managed the movie theater I worked at in high school. 19 hours ago:
Kevin Clash, the baby dinosaur, or a Corvette-owner-shaped turd?
- Comment on stress 19 hours ago:
Yikes! How’d you find a video of me?!
- Comment on Thanks, little buddies. 1 day ago:
The future of farming
- Comment on stress 1 day ago:
“what the hell dude” croaked the HeyThisIsntTheYMCA. “Now we shall both die! Why did you fart on me?”
“I could not help it,” said the Fartographer, as they both sank beneath the post feed. “It is my nature.”
- Comment on stress 1 day ago:
Bad news. My doom scroll is contagious
- Comment on ESA bafflingly declares private Minecraft servers 'illegal' 4 days ago:
I invited Jesus, but he never logs on
- Comment on BANG! 4 days ago:
I would like to contribute to the belly rub fund
- Comment on Taking a spin around the pond in my boat 6 days ago:
I feel like that’s more tragedy vs more times, but I guess sure, if you invite them over one at a time.
- Comment on We found their kryptonite! 1 week ago:
According to @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world, they turn into fire ants when they reach an electrical junction. While the exterminator was playing chess, the ants were playing checkers.
“Checker-mate”
- The fire ants formally known as Pharaoh - Comment on I want it to slap me across the face 1 week ago:
I was struggling to end my doom-scrolling, and get up to have lunch, but this comment cured me!
- Comment on Using conservative logic 1 week ago:
Money and the free chemical castration back when healthcare actually meant something
/s
- Comment on Reality dawns 1 week ago:
Thank you. I somehow understood the meme to mean her back sweat running down your back, but your comment made me realize it’s any sweat.
This realization is equally as inconsequential as my original understanding, but I appreciate learning when I’m completely wrong or misunderstanding something.
- Comment on Drinking water is for the weak 1 week ago:
- your lawyer faints, and the judge spits out their water -
- Comment on Drinking water is for the weak 1 week ago:
You wanna match? My face and your ass, how about that, friend? … I mean, your face and my ass!
- Comment on just no 1 week ago:
The image confounded me, but your comment hurt my soul.
- Comment on Operation enduring algae 1 week ago:
chemical ammunition are usually not stored in glass containers
Chemical ammunition are stored in the butt cheeks
- Comment on can I skip the exercise part? 1 week ago:
Sorry, I can’t understand you with that gaping, smoldering puddle where your lower jaw and esophagus used to be. Can you repeat that?
- Comment on Teehee 1 week ago:
Jesus Christ, and then they what?! I’m on pins and needles here!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
This is my favorite comment
- Comment on You need to think long term 2 weeks ago:
Anal bum cover
- Comment on Hello There 😠 2 weeks ago:
You rang?
- Comment on Hello There 😠 2 weeks ago:
Yes, did you not go to American public school? Poor people are both lazy, and secretly rich because of how hard they work to game the system. You know, the system that literally doesn’t exist.
- Comment on Anon awakens something 2 weeks ago:
I was like, “that sounds like Armin Mewes.” Checked the link preview and thought, “that looks like Armin Mewes!” Then read the content preview and saw that I was spelling his name wrong in my head.
- Comment on Lawyer here: I concur! 2 weeks ago:
I’d estimate they’ve reached 3, maybe as high as 4.
- Comment on Lawyer here: I concur! 3 weeks ago:
That’s what I’m calling vents from now on
- Comment on WOMEN. 3 weeks ago:
Don’t forget opportunity
- Comment on back on Lemmy after a month away, it feels like coming home🫶 3 weeks ago:
He’s is the son of a shepherd
- Comment on Super-threesome 3 weeks ago:
No no, they have a point. Snyder said that the problem with Nolan’s Batman is that he doesn’t get raped in prison.
- Comment on Super-threesome 3 weeks ago:
Nothing, as long as you wipe well
- Comment on Communism 3 weeks ago:
They contain multitudes