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- Comment on True love 1 day ago:
His multiple appearances on Info Wars were enough to get me to forget him forever.
- Comment on Wise words 6 days ago:
Holy crap, I just made this reference replying to a comment about Marcy eating Peppermint Patty in the post above this in my feed.
- Comment on name too hard? brain go ouch! Vote red. 1 week ago:
The Master Chief?!
- Comment on name too hard? brain go ouch! Vote red. 1 week ago:
Kal-El
- Comment on We work 40+ hours a week and they tell us we can’t afford insulin for our neighbors, but we can always afford another war 3 weeks ago:
I bet it’s something Canadian!
- The cardiologist I fired
- Comment on They never even notice 3 weeks ago:
Yes? The eager agent with their hand raised. Or do you need to go to the bathroom?
- Comment on Oh dear 4 weeks ago:
Sean Archer was 100% a super spreader 23 years later. Fucking hand waterfalls down everyone’s face; didn’t properly wash his hands once.
- Comment on You never know! 4 weeks ago:
Too, turtledoves
- Comment on Ah, Beans 4 weeks ago:
The more you eat the more you feel the dietary and nutritional benefits of this high-protein, high-fiber treat.
Fart.
- Comment on Yes we can! 5 weeks ago:
Fine, I’ll start pooping in your pants
- Comment on Yes we can! 5 weeks ago:
Stop sounding like my doctor
- Comment on Classic Move 5 weeks ago:
Oink oink, Daddy
- Comment on A car parked in front of the fire hydrant hindered the firefighters' intervention, so the team broke two side windows and passed the hose through the inside of the car. 5 weeks ago:
Smashing out the side windows to bend the hose more is a really bad look for these firefighters. They should have smashed the windshield and rear window for a straighter path to demonstrate their ability to apply logic over blatant aggression. If mapping out the most efficient route before smashing windows is too taxing, then they should smash all the windows to give immediate access to any arrangement; this would demonstrate efficiency and effectiveness.
Also, tossing those trash bags off to the side like that could have hit a bystander, further inflating their aggressive appearance. Furthermore, their new placement is a tripping hazard. Those should have been stored safely inside the car.
- Comment on Capitalism is all about using state power to protect capital by force 5 weeks ago:
We should be at the point where RTO orders for positions that could be remote should also be considered a form of wage theft. Instead, we’re at a point where every hour, your employer steals what you get paid per day.
- Comment on 🍳 challenge 1 month ago:
You’ll never even get to first base. You just sit there typing all day like a fat little pigeon.
- Comment on 🍳 challenge 1 month ago:
Caca achoo
- Comment on 🍳 challenge 1 month ago:
Yours is more intentional, but the original just feels more true to the form.
- Comment on US will allow truckers to drive 16 hours per day instead of the previous limit of 14 hours 1 month ago:
I’m sure Tracy Morgan has an opinion on this decision
- Comment on all your bases are 1 month ago:
But it has that adorable heart-shaped nose… cavity…
- Comment on all your bases are 1 month ago:
Do you validate parking?
- Comment on using facebook properly 1 month ago:
In this case, it’s clear for cocaine
- Comment on The irony of arguing with someone who read about it in a history book vs. you having lived it 1 month ago:
Joke’s on me, I’m wrong half the time
- Comment on When did humans stop creating wonders? 1 month ago:
Sounds like one of those Indian pizzas you can get on Oak Tree Road in New Jersey. I’ve considered attempting to make Indian pizza for my wife, but I’m worried that my Texas ass would make her eternally sad.
- Comment on mully & sculder 1 month ago:
The real Bulker and Skully Bulk and Skull
- Comment on Citizens United was never about helping people 1 month ago:
If corporations are people, then they need to pay all their dependants’ taxes, and their own. Also, PPS (Personnel Protective Services) should take all the “children” away from toxic and abusive companies, and place them at companies that value their workers.
- Comment on How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this?? 1 month ago:
I sinceriousely thought you were gonna tell me that the bread goes in the square hole.
I struggle to express my surprise and delight from the video you sent, though.
- Comment on How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this?? 1 month ago:
It’s not working for me. The dried out sponge tastes just like the wet sponge, but it’s harder to swallow.
- Comment on How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this?? 1 month ago:
The problem is that you’re trying to use a fork or your finger. Bread goes into the toaster. You’re obviously supposed to fish it out with a bread knife.
~Practice your literary skills: can you guess which part of the statement is sarcasm? Write your answers below. Make sure to show your work.~
- Comment on 1 month ago:
The manifold they’re referencing is probably closer to the water heater than the sink. More specifically, it’s probably in their basement or garage. It’s unlikely that running hot water from anywhere will clear those lines.
@DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world, if it begins to bother you too much, do what we did at my friend’s house and turn off the dishwasher supply valve and install a splitter at the sink’s hot water supply valve. I’m obviously making numerous assumptions on how close your dishwasher is to the sink and how accessible everything is.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
If you’re trying to be savvy about saving water, use the un-hotted hot water supply line water to fill a pitcher. In case the water is too hot, let it cool. Use it to water your plants, fill your pets’ water bowl or dispenser, run it through a passive filler jug if you have concerns about water from your water heater, or add a little detergent while it’s still warm and go scrub your bathroom floors. Go, do it now, TheFartographer. You’ve been meaning to do it for days. Get off the Internet and go scrub your filthy bathroom floors right now. Why am I this way?
