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- Comment on Shit is going down in Paris! Quick, alert the... 12 hours ago:
Also, wherever they live has a table, chair, and a wall that has things on it. I can probably find that on Google Maps.
- Comment on On fire 17 hours ago:
“My insurance policy better cover Biden burning down my house”
- Comment on Those damned leftists!!!1!! 1 day ago:
To want me
- Comment on misery business 1 day ago:
The mIghTy boosh crowd
- Comment on Watcha gonna do? 2 days ago:
There really is a Mamdani for every moment
- Comment on No amount of groveling will be enough for the nepo baby wing of the Democratic Party. They should just become Republicans. 2 days ago:
As a Jew with family in Israel, fuck Zionists
- Comment on President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him" 3 days ago:
What he did to his political opponent???
MOTHERFUCKER, THAT’S YOU!
He won an election that you and your friends tried to rig and lied about, so you attempted a coup and lied about, then lied about the election, and then lied about lying.
If you didn’t have your finger on the button, everyone would want you to talk shit about them because that would mean they did something right or cool at least once.
- Comment on President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him" 3 days ago:
“If Biden deserves so much respect, then why am I still an asshole?”
- Assholes - Comment on Sorcery battle 4 days ago:
And? No.
Or? Yes.
Nuke: might take me a while, but I could call some people. I’d probably fail.
Huge penis: gimme about 10 minutes to drive to the nearby adult store, and definitely. I wouldn’t even have to pay for it, just throw it across the store and never go back.
Confidence: if you mean launch as in to displace rapidly, I do that approximately 3 seconds after every time I feel confident.
- Comment on Sorcery battle 4 days ago:
Oh, yes. Well then, sorry to crash your meeting.
- Comment on "I don't answer questions" 5 days ago:
“Good evening, Officer. Do you know if your spouse knows that you’re a liar?”
- Comment on "I don't answer questions" 5 days ago:
“Obviously not fast enough since you caught up with me”
- Comment on Sorcery battle 5 days ago:
I think mine got lost in the mail…
- Comment on Challenge everything 5 days ago:
“Affordability” has gotten so bad in the United States healthcare that autocorrect won’t even let us use it in the same sentence as any procedures!
Some of my laughter from your comment is embarrassment, but it’s mostly because that’s a fucking hilarious thing to imagine the one proctologist I know saying that.
- Comment on Challenge everything 5 days ago:
Everyone should get a colonoscopy whenever it’s offered adorably. You’ll feel weightless after all the colon blow, you get a great nap out of the deal, and the epic farts after feel so amazingly satisfying. As an added minor bonus, it’s good preventative care.
- Comment on Never a dull moment 5 days ago:
Reminds me of the old “I had a dream last night that I was eating a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone!”
- Comment on Theft 1 week ago:
Time to start buying seats at their fundraising events and then debating them while they’re busy fluffing themselves. Get kicked out for this move? Run headlines: “Paxton just proved that he doesn’t care about his own voters or sponsors”
- Comment on Does Israel have a right to your tax dollars? 1 week ago:
I couldn’t stand seeing this guy at first because he looks like my incredibly obvious narcissistic cousin. Now I love seeing posts about him because he says bangers like this.
But I fear that the positive reinforcement associated with seeing El Sayed’s face is gonna make me less likely to call out my cousin when he’s an asshole to his wife and the rest of his family. All of them also support Israel, so it’s kinda hard to defend any of them, though.
Sorry I didn’t really contribute to the conversation, just felt the need to share this.
- Comment on Languages 1 week ago:
I’m pretty sure that this is 3 Idiots and that it’s the scene where he uses a zipper as an example of a machine.
- Comment on Empathy: as essential as toilet paper 1 week ago:
I dunno. I got that little x-factor where you don’t know what I’m cooking up.
- Comment on Languages 1 week ago:
A meme format from one of the greatest movies of all time???
Up down up down up down up down
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I’ve had to escort my wife to an embarrassing number of doctor’s appointments just so they’d take her symptoms seriously. Just her symptoms, not even her, the patient! Those are the appointments where I almost always end up impatiently telling the doctor, “don’t tell me, tell her,” or, “don’t ask me, ask her! She’s the patient,” because they’ll try to talk to me the whole time.
Here’s the same thing I tell my wife: blood tests are literally the least a doctor can do while still technically treating you. If your doctor is not putting their hands on you, thinking for more than a few seconds before responding, looking up your symptoms, suggesting specialists, or naming possible treatments to try out, then they’re not really listening to you. If your doctor isn’t listening to you or can’t think of a cause, ask to see a specialist.
/rant
Also, if you trust that your doctor is listening to you and is trying their best, then consider seeing a physical therapist, performing a sleep study, and a neurologist. I’d start with the PT and go somewhere that is cool with doing general assessments rather than requiring doctor’s orders. They might even refer you to a neurologist. Schedule your sleep study and just follow through with that. If your insurance doesn’t cover sleep studies, online CPAP companies will often roll the cost of your sleep study into your CPAP.
- Comment on 🤓☝️ 2 weeks ago:
I’m just a simple Fartographer; you’re the one with all the pizzazz. If anything, I’d be the Peter Parker to your Spider-Man: two distinct individuals.
- Comment on How would Sam Altman have any idea what humans enjoy? 2 weeks ago:
Of course not, that might cause a minor dip in stock portfolios
- Comment on We Are A Different Breed 2 weeks ago:
Dad was proud, he didn’t care how.
BA BA! BA BA DA-DA-DA BA DADADADA! Cow
- Comment on 🤓☝️ 2 weeks ago:
Lemme try. Miss Khalid
Nope, but that’s 100% on me for swiping and sucking at it.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
But it’s the Internet, so you still can’t say “fuck.” Oh fuck! I said it!
- Comment on It's a service I provide 2 weeks ago:
There’s a pickleball place called Chicken and Pickle, I was told they have the BEST fried pickles ever. I said, “that’s like bragging that you took the best dump ever into your shoes and then wore them.”
Anyway, people convinced me they were worth trying. I finally caved, and I was surprised! The breading was insanely crispy and impressively seasoned, the pickle slices weren’t too thick, so they didn’t get too hot. And when you ate the whole fried pickle chip, it tasted like someone stuck a dank cum-sock in ranch flavored ranch, and then let the whole thing sit out until it turned sour.
People are entitled to their opinions, but fried pickles seem like they’re just objectively bad. Maybe someone can explain why they like fried pickles, but I just don’t get it.
- Comment on virtual politics 2 weeks ago:
When my grandmother’s dementia progressed to the point that she was practically nonverbal, that’s how she would look at anyone talking to her. When they’d finish talking, she’d do an enthusiastic single nod, and then would slowly fade back into herself. My mom thought that the fact she’d sing along to “Tomorrow” and would get up and dance to specific songs meant that my grandmother was still happy. The doctors all agreed that, while getting her to sing and dance was great for exercise, it didn’t appear to be a legitimate indication of her happiness.
- Comment on Why is AOC a big deal? She just speaks common sense and calls out absurdity. Have we really gone that far off the rails where we don't do it ourselves? 2 weeks ago:
Me: Ozzy sang about him!
Satan: It’s okay, Aleister, the moron didn’t mean anything by it. Look what you’ve done to my boy!