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@fartographer@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You get me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And that's final⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I also can read! But just so I know that you understand it, why don’t you read it to me? Do that thing where you follow with your finger and enunciate syllables for me, er, for you. Not for me. I can totally read.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be ungovernable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Our parrots are perfect for a pirate, but swear like a sailor!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heave-ho!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Especially if they’re functional as weapons; either offensive or defensive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heave-ho!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess you’ve never played the original Tomb Raider

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you know that the average person eats 8 spiders every hour while they sleep?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hostile architecture ⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My dad is dead, so zombie fan-fic fans can have a little treat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches Super Size Me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t even clicked the link yet and I’m already laughing at “I bet I can jump down all these stairs and land on my side!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can still smell them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to run my thumbnail across them. My fingertips were constantly black and smell like fireworks/hotdogs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a science educator who shows in a video how they hand wash dishes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Did watching it it help you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can other countries impose sanctions on the US?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But that’s exactly the point. Losing those companies large portions of their customer base will have them quickly lobbying in your favor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Have a Very Loving Relationship⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The smoke proves it was magic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a science educator who shows in a video how they hand wash dishes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t find a copy of it right now, but there was a show on Nat Geo called “Going Deep with David Rees.” In it, he explores seemingly trivial concepts. One episode is about exactly this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Have a Very Loving Relationship⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I unplug my computer by yanking the power cable from the middle. You brave enough to insult my methods?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cube me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all need to quit thinking I’m more clever than I am. Fart photographer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cube me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you know? Have you seen your skeleton? Or any skeleton get made, for that matter? Reject flat Earth theory, it’s time to embrace cube skeleton.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I go crazy will you still call me Superman?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lex and Superboy are friends until Lex starts and gets caught in a chemical smoke party, which Superboy blows out with his super breath. In the process, he blows smoke into Lex Luthor’s hair, which falls out. Then Lex swears to, “use all of my scientific genius to one day destroy you.”

  Voice acting: 3/10 Animation: 3/10
  Writing: 2/10
  Overall rating: 10/10. No notes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[REDACTED]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beer is for GIRLS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s that banana-dick pastor these days?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beer is for GIRLS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife buys me flowers and it makes me feel really special. She doesn’t care for flowers at all, but she knows that I do, which makes me appreciate that much more that she’d pick out and pay for something that only I like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T2 butter mold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck you sooooo much. Now I need one of these molds…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know its hard to digest.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, it’s an ancient wish for prosperity. It roughly translates to: may your wine become chyme, and never vomit.

  Source: the same place from which I’m currently pooping

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you're doing ReSeArCh rong!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why my friends call me Whiskers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Contain them⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whats the best use for 75 dollars?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is lovely and amazing life advice, but OP also stated that they received this money for participating in a focus group. I keep giggling at the thought of them going back and interrupting another focus group to show off what they bought with their $75. Then, a couple years later, trying to squeeze out an emotional response by looking at a gift card sleeve that said, “thank you for your participation.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bumper sticker⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So, some paint might get exchanged?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If not for those, he’d be inhaling magic smoke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Christmas beetles⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I did not downvote you because I’m the beetle whisperer. That beetle is flipping you off and hoping you can see it 'cause they’re doing it as hard as they can.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are we talking about onions or anal?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank Goodness You're Here - most absurd & hilarious game what did I just play?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m having an okay day, but primarily struggling with my ADHD and, therefore, time management. I’d appreciate any suggestions to feel a little bit better.