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@fartographer@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why do we humans love music so? 2 days ago:
Hey, fuck that song! Listen to Harvester of Constant Sorrow for an on-the-nose Thrash Grass mashup!
Then unfuck that song and listen to it again, and then this one again. And then listen to Leo, and then UMC, and finally fuck your own ears with the dulcet duality of Bardcore.
The only thing I love more than an artist creating their own song is another artist lovingly reinterpreting it.
- Comment on Microwave Intensifies 6 days ago:
Long live the Pringles cantenna
- Comment on anything but metric 6 days ago:
Looks to me somewhere between two fingers
- Comment on RIP 6 days ago:
The joke is that it’s George Michael instead of Princess Diana, but their hair looks similar. I hate to call you out on the internet, but next time you’re gonna be so careless, whisper.
- Comment on This new SSD will literally self destruct if you push the big red button it comes with — Team Group posts video of data destruction in action 1 week ago:
No one wants to microwave their mass storage anymore. 😡
- Comment on Every time 1 week ago:
The fuck you talking about? The second pic is us anytime someone shits on us or our family. Please Daddy Teddy, abandon us just one more time for a natural disaster! We’re so close!!!
- Comment on NEW TREND JUST DROPPED 1 week ago:
My dogs eat strings and tufts from their toys that hang out from their butts sometimes when they poop. Is this fashion?
- Comment on blursed 1 week ago:
If you swallow a bunch of gunpowder, drink gasoline, fill yourself with nitroglycerin, and then slam yourself on the floor—sure, you’ll get hired by the talent agent, but then you have to reveal that you can only do the trick once.
- Comment on Mood 1 week ago:
Fuck you, you’re old! I’m still… *counts on fingers sobbing*
- Comment on Now accepting pre-orders on kickstarter 2 weeks ago:
Beautiful
- Comment on Now accepting pre-orders on kickstarter 2 weeks ago:
That’s hilarious, if true. Some truly top-tier shit-posting/troll humor came from those accounts.
- Comment on Now accepting pre-orders on kickstarter 2 weeks ago:
This looks like one of those famous @ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world posts
- Comment on Average Landlord/Tenant interaction 2 weeks ago:
And they’re adorable
- Comment on Cow eggs 2 weeks ago:
Oh yeah? Ask it about the size of egg cells in the platypus
- Comment on Dolph is prime human 2 weeks ago:
My brain has always translated BS to “Bastard Studies.” I genuinely have up take a beat when someone says they have a BS in something so I can remind myself science bachelor
- Comment on RIP America 2 weeks ago:
Didn’t even consider that misunderstanding! No need for apologies, just glad to help!
- Comment on Doctor Debates 2 weeks ago:
Thanks for that link! I appreciate it so much that I’m not even gonna open it. So that it retains more value, of course!
- Comment on Doctor Debates 2 weeks ago:
Watching Grandma’s Boy with my parents was pretty wild.
Not nearly as wild as watching with my mom, aunts, uncles, and cousins the Titty Fuck Follies VHS we found in my grandmother’s bedroom right after she died.
Also found her dildos and other assistive technologies. We put all of that in a bag of “sentimental” items and buried it with her.
My grandmother was known to blow my grandfather in the hot tub at their condo and used to tell random people how to use the bubble jets to have an orgasm.
Rest in peace, Grandma, you majestic legend.
- Comment on Doctor Debates 2 weeks ago:
Oh wow! But are there any downsides?
- Comment on Hidden hands and smoke filled rooms 2 weeks ago:
That joke is a little Illuminaughty
- Comment on Hidden hands and smoke filled rooms 2 weeks ago:
Fucking Illuminati making my leg go numb on the toilet
- Comment on RIP America 2 weeks ago:
When a mommy scientist and daddy scientist love each other a lot, they pray to Caffeine and Nicotine, the gods of late-night trivial tasks…
- Comment on RIP America 2 weeks ago:
330100-90000=240100
240,100 is pretty close to 250,000. 250000*4=1,000,000
Unless you just misread the tweet or chart, in which case, sorry for explaining the wrong part.
- Comment on Feels like something this community would like to know 2 weeks ago:
He’s so full of shit
- Comment on Doctor Debates 2 weeks ago:
They should test it out on each other to find out who’s right. Loser wins.