Sorry to interrupt the corn posting 🌽
Anyway if you thought it was AI like me, thankfully it’s not. It’s some cosplay group called gothic.losangles on Insta.
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Sorry to interrupt the corn posting 🌽
Anyway if you thought it was AI like me, thankfully it’s not. It’s some cosplay group called gothic.losangles on Insta.
Ho, ho, ho. Ho.
This Santa has one extra.
(j/k)
No way Santa might finally give me what I’ve been asking for the past 5 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣
lemmy.world/c/shirtsthatgohard
Lemmy.world/c/shirtsthatgohardbutdont
Edit: Here’s a potentially alternative frontend for Instagram, but YMMV
i was gonna ask you for exactly this but you already posted it ^^
He already knows where ALL the naughty girls live but he has to go to the mall and take the goth baddies?!
I don’t think he’s “taking” anything. It’s not his fault they flock to him.
They want to turn him. Move that N to the end.
Of course he has to, how else is he going to give them to you for christmas?
“And what’s this squirming bag under the tree?? You guys! You didn’t!”
I need them all to just…live in my house.
Google: How to attract a flock of goths?
Become a goth girl. In my experience, that’s the way to do it.
Pretty sure it’s a “murder” of goths.
It’s a cleavage on the ground, or a spill on the water.
Build an empire that spans the Mediterranean and allow it to become increasingly corrupt over the course of centuries.
This poster Romans!
Google: How to attract a flock of goths?
Be Roman in Greece.
Be the goth girl you want to see in your house. That’s my plan.
You forgot the garlic butter, I’m falling for that plain toast.
Goth Elves - New Kink Unlocked?
Hilariously I thought it was nuns at first glance
Homeboy about to sleigh some shit
Oh man if one of them farted in my direction I would ruin my santa pants.
I….
I just. Don’t even know how to feel about this comment. The name… paired with it… along with the similar username…
Oh I didn’t realise it WASN’T the individual with the username until you pointed it out. We’ve gotten used to strange things on lemmy
I guess you are a Satan’s maggoty cum fart alt?
I would ruin my santa pants.
It’s poop, isn’t it…
First it was Maga Jesus, then Maga Santa. What next? Maga Barbara Streisand?
Santa is gonna be getting a piece of coal this Christmas … and it will be worth it.
The coal will never burn as hot
As propane?
So… drows?
Santa, can I, 👉👈, see that specific naughty list, please?
Hey OP, can you use this link instead? imginn.com/p/DSD4mSUEqEf/
This way you can look without an insta account :)
Funnily enough, I spent like 5-7 mins before posting trying to get both imginn.com and imginn.io to pull up the reel, and they both said nope. I tried fiddling with uBlock Origin, but it didn’t work, and both IronFox and Vanadium wouldn’t load it. So I gave up and assumed they broke or smth.
I’ll still edit the post with the imginn.com link though 👍
That shit literally froze my phone with all the popups.
The imginn link or the insta one? Insta is terrible, but I’ve not had any issues with imginn
So they are ‘cosplaying’ as goth hotties? I don’t think much cosplaying is involved there.
Santa stole my present, he better run
Santa’s got magical old man strength. He works with reindeer all day. He’s probably super jacked. Look at the women he pulls.
Gothic or Go Thic?
A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.
Ok sorry to ask what I guess is obvious. I haven’t been on in as couple of days and now everyone is talking about corn. Could someone please have mercy on me and explain it? Really sorry but I don’t know how to get to the origin of these things. I just see little hints in post after post.
Interruption to corn got interrupted by corn.
It is corn time. Squash is next, but we’ll have to wait until the current corn excitement dies down.
I don’t know anything about agriculture, but is this what they call crop rotation?
Of course. How silly of me.
It started as people wanting actual shitposts instead of political posts. Then it got traction like beans and jeans back in the day.
Ok, so just sort of spontaneously then.
Look at enough shit you gonna find some corn.
The shitposting communities are full of random memes about corn, no need for hints. Basically, arbitrary meme is arbitrary.
Leave him alone, he works hard all year long and only goes out once, he deserves all the big titty goth girls in the world.
They want to be his “nughtmare” before Christmas.
Does anyone have a way to access Instagram content without joining that site, like there is for twitter?
For reasons.
He’s going to find out who’s naughty and nice
He knows they haven’t been sleeping. He knows they’ve been awake.
Hoes! Hoes! Hoes!
Merry Christmas!
Gets more tail than pest control.
kamen@lemmy.world 55 minutes ago
You know why Santa is so happy? Because he knows where all the bad girls live.