Diddlydee

@Diddlydee@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Your current level of medication is incorrect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do I need to know about the Odyssey before watching the film?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If Nolan made it, the characters will be shit.

  Seriously though, I’d read Stephen Fry’s Odyssey if you want to know the story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musk: Many British people are living in lovely small towns. They are just like Hobbits. Until one day, people show up and start raping their kids⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What the devil? He’s a proper fruitcake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is he too precious for this post to be considered a shitpost?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When he says he tried… Hmm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wxyz so overrated 🥱⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Long live Zed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man, 28, charged with murder of former UK MP Ann Widdecombe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like the hairy biker that died.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Animals complaining about human slang⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Suck my otters.

  Stick it in my otters.

  I’m dripping in otters.

  Let’s try reverse otters.

  One of the above maybe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China ‘strongly dissatisfied’ with nationalisation of British Steel⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tough shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is a black hole spherical? How come it looks different each way you view it like on it's side or up and down?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe, like earth, they’re an oblate spheroid as they will be spinning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What does "Woke" mean to you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Recently stopped sleeping.

  Or.

  How twats refer to anything they don’t agree with, anything that involves a minority, or any person or thing or institution they don’t like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come in America Cunt is such a egregious word but not the same in Europe?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because they’re a bunch of silly cunts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to fly from the US to the UK as a duel citizen?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can dual-wield your passports

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many people have driven right into that wall⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People who aren’t morons? I’d say none.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Portlandia was spot on⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was going to acid techno raves and getting completely mullered, and seeing some cracking sets at Ozzfest UK.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems my 10 year old has been printing and distributing his own memes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve found about 10 of these

• Seems my 10 year old has been printing and distributing his own memesfeddit.uk ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reform councillor claims protesters 'abused our flagpoles' by hanging Pride flags⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reform councillor = cunt.

  Every one of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck IMDB and fuck Amazon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t bother with ratings or reviews. If I think something might be good or interesting, I’ll watch it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musk family foundation took Tommy Robinson to Russia, says Musk’s father⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I dream of guillotines

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I agree with don⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a long-ass piss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m personally just not a fan of Busch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People that think people should like bush as though it’s mandatory are weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP Bonnie Tyler hope you finally found your hero. You will be missed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Forever’s gonna start tonight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man Who Has Lived in UK 26 Years Faces Deportation to Jamaica⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Convicted rather than arrested seems fairer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FIFA⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckwit Infantino Fails Amazingly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Electric fEels⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eel night long.

  Dancing on the ceeling.

  Eelo.

  3 times eel lady

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the weirdest thing in english?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, fanny has been the front bits since long before the yanks started using it as slang in ww1.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the weirdest thing in english?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pronunciation of same letters differently.

  Rough. Bough. Cough. Sough. Lough. Dough. Though. Tough.

  I also think the way we insert curse words is abso-fucking-lutely unique.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bob Vylan to sue BBC for defamation over Glastonbury coverage⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re called ‘nearly all the media’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reform UK-led council fails to attract any sponsors for union flag scheme⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  75k to attach some flags? They could literally do it themselves if they thought it was important, but posturing is way more important.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should take this seriously before it happens⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My friend is in a freshwater swimming group called The Blue Tits.