Diddlydee

@Diddlydee@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not me, it's you.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Most people aren’t porn stars and I’d wager most are put off by spitting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Things to say at the library⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s my legpits I’m worried about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fawlty towers?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The members were G-Man, JC , Gwill I Am, E-Money, and Plain Mike. Revolutionary sound.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fawlty towers?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Dead Parrot. It’s the album cover for Your Mother Smells of Elderberries. Sick rhymes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how does it happen every time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I was reading it literally, like they had actual shit in their eyes, and was wondering what was wrong with this guy’s dogs. My terrier loves rolling in shit, but not in her eyes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how does it happen every time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are so many after-shave lotion perfumed ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Buy nicer aftershave if you don’t like cheap stuff. Even the ‘good’ (expensive) aftershaves have imitation scents available for much less, many of which are great copies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To celebrate Oxford Word of The Year, Submit your worthy ones for rating in the comments⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fantascist: a person who veers, knowingly or unknowingly, into fascistic tendencies and beliefs due to their unshakeable faith in whatever shite Trump is currently spewing in one of his streams of consciousness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be careful with this information⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Reference is from the Dirty Harry remake, Dirty Bastard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People in the UK Watching the The world using the internet⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Same here. No idea what anyone is talking about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love doing THIS⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A tough ask when you’ve only read it and never heard it spoken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmm... tastes like chimkin⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not that surprising. Many herbivores are opportunistic carnivores.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MAGA, rebranded!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like Fantascists

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me confused using your country culture, norm, news, art or even social interactions on social media.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In Northern Ireland we call deep fried doughnuts Gravy Rings. And we still have lemonade men who deliver lemonade to your house in a van. Also, our police all carry guns unlike in the rest of the UK.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One man's trash is another man's garbage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s known as the recycle bin where I’m from because that’s its official name as the symbol denotes. It’s still wild that someone wouldn’t notice it at all, ever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One man's trash is another man's garbage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It is rather odd that for X years you could (presumably) see the icon very regularly and never see the sole feature on that icon.

  It’s like saying you didn’t realise a stop sign had a word in the middle of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wet floor sign outside in the rain.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Caution Wet is all you need to know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He spends waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time thinking about cocks and gays men.

  Or exactly as much as you’d expect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insulin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It was in the fridge, then put in the freezer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another one! Take a guess! This one is pretty easy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Croc on a cock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Doing anything with someone who clearly isn’t enjoying it generally won’t work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name your favourite prehistoric tree.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But they have names already.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had to Google what that was. Not as exciting, I’m afraid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Yawn*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, you wouldn’t. It’s physically impossible to swallow your tongue, given that it’s anchored to your mouth. Without cutting the lingual frenulum, it can’t happen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Yawn*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can stifle a yawn with your mouth closed. It isn’t a proper yawn if your mouth isn’t open.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does American media (and to an extent the American public) seem to only focus on one issue at a time?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure what you expect here. It’s Ike asking why you’re not singing two songs at the same time. They are individual issues and news moves on to other individual issues.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The best example… A country that is neither socialist nor Communist?

  That’s the worst example.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wearing a helmet and a hat while biking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody cares where your hat is placed. Nobody is going to see it on your handlebars and think ‘what a twat. I’m going to tell everyone how big a twat this guy right here is. Unbelievable! The audacity.’

  You’ll be just fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeopardy wall calendar pretending that the coastline paradox doesn't exist⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s correct, though. You’d apply the same scale of measurements to all coastlines, and using a standard of 1km or 0.5km plot points, Asia wins.