Diddlydee

@Diddlydee@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who get "happy ending" massages, is there like a common keyword or process?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, you could just book one of the many normal licensed sports therapists instead of the shady wanky ones maybe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨business is business⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  My house cost 300 grand and you want me to look after your kids for 60 quid a day?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flat earthers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll stop you at ‘they actually think’.

  They do not think, at least not as we know it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No and no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Britons greatly overestimate number of sex crimes committed by foreign nationals⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s 16 to 19%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who piss on the toilet seat in a men's restroom.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I doubt the overwhelming majority of the seat pissers are reading your comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jason Arday death 'tragedy on so many levels' says PM⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The DM and The Telegraph hounded this man to death. Pieces of shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Firts comment in first google result about bug - some jerk correcting topic starter⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems like a valid question, but we don’t have enough info to gauge that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it just the norm now-a-days for grocery stores to have lots of stuff on the shelves that's past the best-by date?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I do the shopping, and I can’t say I’ve ever noticed this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fogey-assed old dude says⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like lastFM as it tells you artists similar to those you enjoy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Telegraph killed Jason Arday⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Should, but won’t. Them and the DM are directly responsible. Cunts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Standards watchdog resumes Farage probe as rivals slam needless byelection⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Which the 5 mil was meant to provide security for. That was the frog’s whole argument.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who do not specify units of measurement in international contexts⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  6 o’clock, I’d wager. Either yours or theirs, and you presumably know where both if you are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need an adult⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We call them salad onions and don’t mention a colour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who do not specify units of measurement in international contexts⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do you need their time zone if you know their local time? You’ll either be in the same time zone as them, or in one that you can reference your time to theirs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who do not specify units of measurement in international contexts⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not from the US and don’t use it, but a cup there is an actual measurement. 8 fluid ounces or about 240ml. The metric alternative of a US cup is 250ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I could quit AI anytime I want to⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. Easily, like I always did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mike Solana, a multimillionaire venture capital executive, on college-educated Americans frustrated by narrowing economic opportunities⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh look - someone who talks about communism without knowing what it is. How unsurprising.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go web go!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Both are entirely photoshopped. They’re on the Isle of Wight and read Bus Museum and Classic Boat Museum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨onions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Screw red onions. White onions rule.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come when paying cash for gas, it is not like a coke machine where you can insert your money? And when it hits that limit it clicks off?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can do that in the UK and many other countries, when paying by card. You guys only seemed to discover the merits of wheelie bins recently, so you’ll catch up at some point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How com the ad industry make so much money?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What don’t you get? They advertise a product, they get paid for that. Some ads are liked, some aren’t. Most companies of any decent size advertise, and they pay for that in order to garner more sales. I don’t think the general public revile them for it at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you could use a Rube Goldberg like contraption on any task you find extremely strenuous, what would it be?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Making Rube Goldberg devices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Groyper Def Noodles physically attacks an brown Christian after losing a debate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Groyper Def Noodles physically attacks an brown Christian after losing a debate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They both seem like cocks based on what we see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If he’s not rolling it up that damned hill, he’s happy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Few adult men are killed by adult women.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The overwhelming majority of men aren’t doing that shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cow is more likely to kill you than a shark⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I cow is more likely to kill you than a shark (on land).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Africa is About to be Ravaged⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t know this, so no one will ask.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m presuming triumphed is a misspelling of trumped rather than some obscure colloquialism.