Diddlydee

@Diddlydee@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quidk! I need a chili recipe. What would you add to a pound of hamburger, diced jalapenos, chili powder and bloody mary mix?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A shit ton of onions and a bit of garlic. Season with lime and salt.

  And beans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NHS hip and knee operations threatened by bone cement supply shortage⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What? Where was that in the article?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Double standards⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Turkeys used to eat peacocks? Well, I never.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What else can we do with sugar (sucrose)?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right. I didn’t zoom, bozo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨everyone agrees⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like him and I’m going nowhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨everyone agrees⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That describes the majority of people, and really depends on who’s defining what’s an agreeable opinion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What else can we do with sugar (sucrose)?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s gotta be boner, bitch, or balls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It should be a strict rule⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So why is a course lined with people’s homes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McBludda Please 😫⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And that’s your username?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's just science⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stymied by being dead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rage for the machine?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And as yet no songs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NO.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  *setter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A succulent meal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs butter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practical and Logical⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wear my jeans until they get dirty and I don’t care who notices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where is the love?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Woah-woah-woah-woah Oh-woah-woah, uh-huh Woah-woah-woah-woah Oh-woah-woah, uh-huh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK being ‘colonised by immigrants’, says Manchester United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He said the population has increased by 12 million since 2020. Objectively and wildly wrong. It’s about 2.5 million.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sick days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile in countries where you aren’t beholden to your employer and health insurance, being paid when sick is just standard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you recommend I carry in my first wallet?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d recommend getting a short chain that straps to your belt if you’re keeping it in your trouser pockets. The last thing you want is to lose the thing with all your important stuff. It should be attached to you one way or another.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same reason I’mean to women. I wouldn’t want them thinking I want to sleep with them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it really dangerous to fall sleep in the bath?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was not sober on that occasion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it really dangerous to fall sleep in the bath?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve fallen asleep in the bath for maybe 20-30 minsand didn’t drown. As a sample pool it isn’t large, but it’s some first hand experience.

  To be fair, I’m tall, so I was wedged nicely in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Save as PDF⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What? I just click export.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toronto's next⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That caterpillar made cocoon not a chrysalis. He’s a moth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BASED?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I make money to eat and buy books.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is up with the trend of naming pets after food?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry… The puppy bowl?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m Northern Irish. We’re pretty pale and historically spice averse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I enjoy a phaal, so no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t say I’ve ever had this spicy shit after spicy food experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Growing number of adults avoid booze, says NHS survey⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m picking up the slack

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A tape measure is not accurate around curves⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would this exist?