eggs

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  adding the best part of a sandwich is superfluous now huh

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  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    and masturbatory

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I thought adding semen was masturbatory

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    • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Masturbating is fun, superflous is super. How much can one(1) additional egg win?!

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    • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Breakfast sandwiches are, indeed, pleasurable.

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• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Superfluous and masturbatory is a pretty good description of my life up to this point.

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  • Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Saaame

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• hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Using “eggs” as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can’t deny it.

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  • Mustakrakish@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I often say “via con huevos”

    (Inspired by the movie “Nobody’s Fool”)

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    • hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Vaya con huevos, amigos. I might not watch the movie, but I’ll probably start quoting it regardless.

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• EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Masturbatory? Am I not trying to pleasure myself by eating delicious food?

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I bet that person is a struggle to converse with.

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  • sad_detective_man@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

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    • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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  • Rebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I acquiesce with your wager that this individual is an undertaking to confer with

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• Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m more of a ‘Over medium egg on my Burger’ kind of guy myself, but no judgement. Breakfast sandwiches are the bomb, but the breakfast burger from Whataburger reigns supreme. Now I sound like a fucking ad. Ugh.

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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  • Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “expeditiously kill yourself, post haste” most likely

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  • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The one starting with it or the one ending in it? Because both are very likely

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• IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  midwittery

  Now that is a new one.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Anyone else see an angry garden gnome in the picture?

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