Aggravationstation

@Aggravationstation@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Arguably better than the original album⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t fight this meeping anymore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The look on her face

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bye fellas, see you tomorrow.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely, but it also reminds me of this one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe there's seagulls, maybe they're just crazy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I grew up in a coastal town. My advice, don’t act afraid. Easier said than done I know when you’re not used to being around them but they pick up on fear and normally won’t attack if you’re not bothered. All else fails then yea definitely shout at them.

  But most of all NEVER feed them or let them get access to your trash and shame those who do. Those people are idiots who are causing a nuisance. No joke I once saw a seagull knocking on the door of a house on my street with another one looking through the window like a pair of mobsters looking for people who’ve fed them. Then when I got home my car was covered in bird shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who don't wear earphones outside - why, and what do you do instead?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m taking steps to stop myself consuming content constantly so I’ve stopped listening to podcasts when I’m out. If I’m on a long train journey in the future I’ll probably bring my earphones along but only then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The holy trinity⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Top right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨to the whitehouse! 🍾⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of the gay clubs in Manchester, England are on Canal Street. The sign is often defaced to say “anal treat”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is the package that you want to check feel so warm?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Express mail to the British Museum, please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Especially with their low pay⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How in the hell did a six year old get hold of a gun?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When kids come trick-or-treating, what happens if I choose trick?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An adult did this to me when I was a kid and got mad when I started spraying them with silly string.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you even old enough to remember number 1?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could also type in ringtones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking genetics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My dad is bald at the back, my maternal grandfather was bald at the front. As a result I’m what’s called bald as fuck. Thick beard though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you don't understand it instantly you will never get it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pleeeheeeheeeheeeeheeeease

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nearly 90% of Windows Games now run on Linux, latest data shows — as Windows 10 dies, gaming on Linux is more viable than ever⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can not understand why they made that decision.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most trekkies are older people, in the US most of them are Republicans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The bad part is loading trucks of bananas is hard work, those things are heavy.

  The worst part is when daylight come and me wan’ go home but the tally man won’t tally me banana.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Office N Roses⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Guessing because this Photoshopped rather than made in Excel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prince Andrew gives up his title as Duke of York⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Kunts - Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty Nonce

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tommy Robinson says Elon Musk is paying his legal costs as trial begins⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean:

  1000003289

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tommy Robinson says Elon Musk is paying his legal costs as trial begins⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s the son of an immigrant, which never fails to crack me up when I’m reminded of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That hook⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer this version

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't care if you can't provide for your family! You WILL provide for me!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The mustache is there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mmmm... Yeah. It checks out.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh boy. You don’t know how right you are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mmmm... Yeah. It checks out.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard this a few times and doubt it. At least with my cat. He howls at other cats and tries to attack them. He loves humans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lend, not give, lend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The story of Darth BlueBubbles the Wise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Twitter never took off in my area for some reason but lot of people I knew used Facebook messenger about 10 years ago which was a pain. I’m pretty sure the popularity of Whatsapp is thanks to Vodafone. They had contracts years ago that allowed unlimited use of Whatsapp without affecting your data usage. This lead a lot of people to believe that happens on all contracts. I still can’t convince my Grandma that calling through Whatsapp uses both of our data.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The story of Darth BlueBubbles the Wise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s some bullshit. What was the job?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The story of Darth BlueBubbles the Wise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yea in the UK most people use Whatsapp regardless of their platform so this has no meaning. That has its own issues but you never hear people talking about blue text bubbles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time I make biscuits from a can⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly what I opened the comments to post!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nooooooo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi, I’m Cancel Culture