Aggravationstation

@Aggravationstation@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends. 4 if I haven’t showered, 19 if I haven’t showered and its super warm, 20 most nights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of all the "Christmas Carol" movies this is the best version⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Indeed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hershey highway⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are nervous about trying it, then just take this simple test first⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You only get a bucket and a half

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are nervous about trying it, then just take this simple test first⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want a lot for Christmas…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The importance of protecting patient privacy in healthcare⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a scratchy watchy, maybe yeasty, possibly infected vaginee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶 Hitting the Brown Note 🎵⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Brown girl in the ring

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parenting advice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a single father so I don’t have the “maternal” instinct but I do have a voluminous mane of blonde hair as pictured.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big seller with beginners to help sharpen their skills⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might not be efficient, but at least it... Uhhh, wait, what good does it provide again?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Especially if they’ve had cocaine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These should be brought back⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Smoke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Indeed, hiding crack in the crack of her crack

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Following your dreams⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Should have spelt it asspirations surely

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Arguably better than the original album⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t fight this meeping anymore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The look on her face

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bye fellas, see you tomorrow.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely, but it also reminds me of this one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe there's seagulls, maybe they're just crazy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I grew up in a coastal town. My advice, don’t act afraid. Easier said than done I know when you’re not used to being around them but they pick up on fear and normally won’t attack if you’re not bothered. All else fails then yea definitely shout at them.

  But most of all NEVER feed them or let them get access to your trash and shame those who do. Those people are idiots who are causing a nuisance. No joke I once saw a seagull knocking on the door of a house on my street with another one looking through the window like a pair of mobsters looking for people who’ve fed them. Then when I got home my car was covered in bird shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who don't wear earphones outside - why, and what do you do instead?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m taking steps to stop myself consuming content constantly so I’ve stopped listening to podcasts when I’m out. If I’m on a long train journey in the future I’ll probably bring my earphones along but only then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The holy trinity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Top right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨to the whitehouse! 🍾⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of the gay clubs in Manchester, England are on Canal Street. The sign is often defaced to say “anal treat”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is the package that you want to check feel so warm?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Express mail to the British Museum, please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Especially with their low pay⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How in the hell did a six year old get hold of a gun?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When kids come trick-or-treating, what happens if I choose trick?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An adult did this to me when I was a kid and got mad when I started spraying them with silly string.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you even old enough to remember number 1?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could also type in ringtones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking genetics⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My dad is bald at the back, my maternal grandfather was bald at the front. As a result I’m what’s called bald as fuck. Thick beard though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you don't understand it instantly you will never get it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pleeeheeeheeeheeeeheeeease

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nearly 90% of Windows Games now run on Linux, latest data shows — as Windows 10 dies, gaming on Linux is more viable than ever⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can not understand why they made that decision.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Most trekkies are older people, in the US most of them are Republicans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The bad part is loading trucks of bananas is hard work, those things are heavy.

  The worst part is when daylight come and me wan’ go home but the tally man won’t tally me banana.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Office N Roses⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Guessing because this Photoshopped rather than made in Excel