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• AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Future anthropologists would consider Pornhub a fertility ritual.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They used it as a pestle.

  To make aphrodisiacs.

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  • SandmanXC@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A penistle, if you will.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Afrodickziaks, and yes, I will.

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• Lawnman23@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  F L A R E D

  B A S E

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Seven centimeters?

  That's almost three inches which is completely unrealistic expectations.

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  • edg@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’ve got me wondering why American men haven’t switched to metric units yet. 7 is clearly more imnpressive than 3.

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    • PlasticExistence@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I use metric for 3D modeling and 3D printing. It’s a much better system than Imperial.

      The USA actually did try to switch once, but as with everything we do, it was a half-assed attempt that didn’t stick.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They’ll have drugs and penises in metric.

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• daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fertility rituals. All very ritualistic.

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• judgyweevil@feddit.it ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Historians be like: it was venerated as a symbol of luck and fertility

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “I only keep it for sentimental reasons. It belonged to me mum.”

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It helps her reach God, every time she has it she praises his name, but it also helps her resist sin, she’s always screaming: “no, no, no”

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you stick something like this up your but it aint coming out until you have an awful bowel movement.

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  • edg@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Perhaps it was discovered in a midden? Your hypothesis would explain why it’s broken along the uh, shaft. Guess we’ll have to tune in to find out!

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    • thebeardedpotato@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He said it was a fragment of a fossil cuttlefish so I was assuming there was more to this that was um… being used

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• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  See also perfectly smooth rock labeled “ancient stone tool.”

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• Booboofinget@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Length challenge guy are all rejoicing at this post 😅

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