DarrinBrunner

@DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man, I hate it when my cat steals my penis!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Penis > fish.

  I agree, but I might be biased.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Six.

  Look at this fork. LOOK AT IT. Now, calm down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Apostrophe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perplexity CEO says its browser will track everything users do online to sell 'hyper personalized' ads⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Never use Perplexity, got it.

  I’m old, I don’t browse the web on my phone, anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perplexity CEO says its browser will track everything users do online to sell 'hyper personalized' ads⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ads after you buy a ladder: “Yes, you’ve had one ladder, but what about a second ladder?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pronunciation is important⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At least you didn’t pronounce it “gif”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Statistically, he’ll die of poor health in the next four years. He’s very unhealthy, and very old. Medicine can only do so much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is unfair!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh. I’m making a scene. A scene covered in gravy, and a side of soft serve ice cream and sprinkles. Lots of sprinkles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I jumped ship to Linux Mint almost a year ago. No Microsoft products live here anymore. No regrets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is worried about men⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My kid is almost 27, and he hasn’t been on a date since he was six. The little girl down the street, with very strange parents, asked him over for a play date.

  (No, I don’t say anything to him about it. It’s none of my business.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is worried about men⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, they were laughed at. Then what? Did the guy blow it off and try with someone else, or never try again? It’s not how many times you get knocked down…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't block a community I was banned from. The button is gone.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AH! Thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do animals think we're cute?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s genetic for all mammals to find all baby mammals cute. Adults, IDK.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The experiment requires that you continue⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is the opposite of what they should have been doing. The shock would actually re-enforce a memory. So, they should have been shocking correct answers. Because, when we do something and then get hurt, we remember the thing that hurt us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What TV cancellation are you most upset by?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I liked Danny Devito’s Little Demon, but it only got one season. :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What TV cancellation are you most upset by?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And, from that same era, Dead Like Me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What TV cancellation are you most upset by?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you. It’s been sitting lonely in my Jellyfin for a long time waiting to hear this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how is it to work everyday but Wednesdays and Thursdays?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Split days off sucks, from personal experience, don’t do that. Two days together off in the middle of the week is good if you don’t care about a social life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bernard⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna miss Danny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you think that you are always right remember you could actually be stupid and not know it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you know how long it took me to figure out I’m stupid? What am I, stupid?

  Oh, wait…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you think that you are always right remember you could actually be stupid and not know it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, this hurt. So, there’s that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do the Republicans feel about Project 2025 now?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He actually thinks I’m defending fucking TRUMP when i point out Dems fuckups.

  Herein lies the biggest problem. We’ve taken up sides along the single line drawn for us, and are therefore blinded to the fact that this is a class war. You can say “it’s not red versus blue”, and get nods of agreement, and then in the next sentence, they’ll say shit like this, showing they don’t really get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning. What's wrong honey? Part III⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think this is the third time this pic has got me.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon touches grass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shhh. Let them stay at home, I don’t need the competition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon uses Discord⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never had a Discord account. It’s gamers, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rule⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This should be illegal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roku TV requires internet connection to EDIT THE HOMEPAGE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the same sort of BS that led me to leave Plex. I use Jellyfin now. I know it’s not the same as Roku, or the others, and that’s why I use it.

  I’m not contributing to some CEO’s mortgage to be spied on and have my habits commodified.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Actual free market at work, as opposed to the shit we have in the U.S.