DarrinBrunner
@DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
- Comment on Decided to dig a big hole 3 days ago:
Should’a put a tarp down for the dirt.
You could hide things in there, like gold, or fried chicken, or a copy of Windows 11, or face masks. These are just a few things you could hide in that hole, use your imagination.
- Comment on UNDER THE THC 🎶 4 days ago:
Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta ray
In walked a jellyfish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster - Comment on Good evening. 5 days ago:
Happy to see the transplant went well. Do all the fingers work?
- Comment on All the time 5 days ago:
The Lady and the Tramp reference came out of left field.
- Comment on When real life generates the shitpost 1 week ago:
- Comment on When real life generates the shitpost 1 week ago:
I wonder (not really, I don’t give a damn) what his thoughts are on genocide.
- Comment on Fake history porn 1 week ago:
I just played through Portal 2 a couple of weeks ago, for nostalgia’s sake.
“Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is, we’re postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is, we’ve got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test starts.”
- Comment on Reddit lost it 1 week ago:
See, there’s this guy in Vegas…
- Comment on Anon doesn't like AI 1 week ago:
You forgot they’re also whining about declining birth rate, and begging people to have more kids.
- Comment on Conservative influencer Benny Johnson says liberals lack 'basic human decency' toward political opponents 1 week ago:
Constant, unrelenting projection.
- Comment on Always so loud 😒 2 weeks ago:
My kid used to complain about how loudly I sneeze.
He’s 27, now, and he does it too.
- Comment on Age check 2 weeks ago:
The youngest Boomer is 61. There are plenty of 61-year-olds I’d vote for, and older. For instance, I’d still vote for Bernie–just get him in office, it doesn’t matter how long he lives. Conversely, there are plenty of under-40-year-olds I would not vote for. The problem has nothing to do with age. There are a lot of 20-something MAGAs.
- Comment on Living the dream 2 weeks ago:
Me, age 50, with hypertension: I want to be 30 so I can eat as many pickles as I want.
- Comment on Anyone else notice this?? 3 weeks ago:
When I bought my house, I had the option to add a fireplace. I refused. First, I didn’t want to pay for it, second, I didn’t want to clean it, so I would have only used it a handful of times a year, mostly around Christmas. The house I grew up in had a brick fireplace in the living room. I only remember it being lit two or three times at the most. Probably for the same reason I didn’t get one, my dad didn’t want to clean it.
The big, monolithic blocks standing vertically at the side of the house are today, mostly just show–just a framed box for an 8" steel pipe inside. Possibly many houses you see have a chimney, just not the sort you’re looking for.
- Comment on 2hot2handle 3 weeks ago:
“Spontaneous” doesn’t mean what you think it means.
- Comment on AI Porn 3 weeks ago:
He ded
- Comment on need this pic without text please 3 weeks ago:
Helllloo Hanna!
- Comment on A lesson for you 3 weeks ago:
You can’t husband this shit up.
- Comment on Out of 10. Be specific! 3 weeks ago:
I like my forks like I like my women, thick and tall. I rate this fork 10/10.
- Comment on Bethesda planning a Starfield space gameplay revamp to make it more rewarding 3 weeks ago:
Good luck. Seriously, I’d love to have that game enjoyable. How did they get Fallout 4 so right, and Starfield so wrong? If they can fix it, I’ll try it again. Otherwise, I’ll stick to FO4, I’m getting close to 6600 hours in FO4.
- Comment on Uhm 3 weeks ago:
All it needs is a “pee” tag pointing at the balls… oh, wait.
- Comment on Anon hires a goth chick 3 weeks ago:
You poor kids. Your parents screwed you up.
I’ve read advice that people need to continuously ask for consent DURING the act, just to be sure. This is stupid advice. Once you’re both naked in the same room, and no one laughed or ran away, you’re good. If you’re now thinking up exceptions to this, that’s why you’ll never get laid.
OTH, no one should have kids, so it’s probably all for the best.
- Comment on Anon hires a goth chick 3 weeks ago:
Another live person, who consents.
- Comment on Anon hires a goth chick 3 weeks ago:
Hot Pockets aren’t just for eating anymore.
- Comment on Seems legit. 3 weeks ago:
Post video!
- Comment on Got your attention 3 weeks ago:
Many, many (many), years ago I put a flyer up on an outdoor bulletin board that said:
SEX SEX SEX (In big letters)
Now that I have your attention, this has nothing to do with sex, I’m looking for a roommate…
There was a bench right next to the board, so I sat for a while and listened to people react. It worked, in that several people stopped, laughed, and commented. But, in hindsight, I wasn’t surprised that no one called.
- Comment on how do you slice it?? 3 weeks ago:
Nah, there’s a list somewhere of typical weights, dimensions, volumes, etc. of common items. They just put in their value and it pops up. They’re nerds first, and scientists second. You KNOW this exists somewhere, and they all have it bookmarked.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Came in for the airbag jokes, was disappointed.
- Comment on anons brother has some strong opinions 3 weeks ago:
I wonder if he had the same hatred for cast-in-place concrete.
I don’t like concrete blocks, nor bricks, when cast-in-place concrete is an option.
If I could afford it, I’d build my house with cast-in-place concrete walls and floors, with the interior walls finished with wood studs and drywall. The problem is both cost, and finding an experienced crew to do the work. Some countries just don’t have contractors who know how to do it, and will only build concrete block walls.
- Comment on How long before the GOP tries to get the 23andMe data? 4 weeks ago:
Best to assume they have it. Not that we could have done anything about it. I never got a DNA test, I just hope my siblings didn’t, either, I don’t think they would. My son is at risk from my ex-wife, I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s done it.
