Oh no! Someone forgot all the fancy dances we do today is so the common populace doesn’t eat the ruling classes! Looks like we should remind him.
Alcoholic billionaire says he wants to shove a camera up every workers ass.
Submitted 1 month ago by sanitation@lemmy.today to workreform@lemmy.world
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Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 1 month ago
HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Demonstration time?
Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thats called a colonoscopy
Big_Boss_77@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Gonna say… don’t try to sweet talk us with Healthcare now motherfucker… it’s time for you to go.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was thinking, this is corporate medical screening.
Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Here’s an idea, and I’m just spitballing here… What if for every 1 Million dollars of net worth you have, you have to rub down your genitals with fresh stinging nettles for 1 minute?
BitUnWise@programming.dev 1 month ago
Elon would have to do it for about 2 years
GiveOver@feddit.uk 1 month ago
This highlights a major flaw with the idea, because that’s not nearly long enough
shartgargle@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Elons the type that would probably enjoy that.
P1nkman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dude, I can only get so hard…
AviAdi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Billionaire lawyer of Morgan and Morgan sponsor of tampa bay buccaneers 🤮 share.google/tZyx9RlE84v6nd2as
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 month ago
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Just that part is all you take issue with? It’s a (probably AI generated) cartoon character, not a real tool of revolution.
ironpangolin29@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Sometimes I feel like a simple…70% power jab to the head when billionaires say stupid shit would stop them saying a lot of dumb shit.
HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I feel like we could easily go up to 700,000,000% with much better results
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Apparently we live in an age of business owners who want to drive people away from their businesses.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Found the article:
TefikiMupu@lemmy.world 1 month ago
His billboards always set off my “giant-douchebag” reflex, glad to know it’s still working.
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If it’s up my ass, is it facing inward looking at my colon or facing outward looking at my underwear?
In the 90s, there was a funny website that had an article on the “world’s first rectal camera.” It was an article so I think it covered the “why” and “who” and “how” and everything. When they got to the photos, they were just normal photos with a round black border around them.
It was funny. I wish I could find it again.
DredPyr8Roberts@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The answer is to simply not work for them. The problem is that there is always someone willing to put up with poor working conditions and poor pay. Don’t be that someone.
Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
It isn’t enough to not work for them. You must stop buying from them but no one wants the inconvenience of going without and so they keep sending trillions of dollars to the very despots that are ruining their lives.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Where the hell am I supposed to buy an airfryer, if not Amazon?
/s
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I don’t get your downvotes…if you know something is bad and you participate in it, you’re part of the problem
grue@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s because it brain dead “free market” cargo-cultism.
Merely not participating isn’t good enough. There are way too many shortsighted people in the world, making that sort of strategy a perpetual loser. This sort of shit can only be stopped by government regulation.
DredPyr8Roberts@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They like working for shit companies and will make any excuse not to leave. Money comes first, long live capitalism!
mabeledo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Because most of the time, workers don’t get to choose.
Suggesting that people can quit a job at any time for moral reasons is the same shit capitalists fling around when they say that “nobody is forcing you to work”. Not wanting to go hungry and homeless are powerful motivators.
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I expected more from the DredPyr8Roberts. You’re going to have nothing but work, work, work all the time now.
Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
nah… that was 20 years ago mentality… these people need to suffer and feel real pain and loss.
Avicenna@programming.dev 1 month ago
There is no peace without consequences. People like him, Elon, Errol, Trump fucking up the world will continue indefinitely unless they are punished harshly for everything they do/suggest that violates basic human rights on a mass scale.
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Right, folks, just put on your job hats and go get a job working for a nice company!
Thats not reality. Most americans are already suffering, by design, and finding a job is hard. Your options are limited and even the better employers are shit. There is no good option. I agree that theres a difference between working as like a chief engineer for raytheon vs a stocker at aldis, but just saying “dont work for them” is meaningless and doesnt help. Literally execute them until they stop causing mass harm and THEN work on correcting the mass harm and stoppibg it in the future.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
60% of the country is living below the effective poverty line. desperation is a feature not a bug.
theacharnian@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
The labor market has many elements of monopsony.
bstix@feddit.dk 1 month ago
Yes ok, if you really want to see it, but I gotta know: how many raccoons is one camera?
shartgargle@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Gotta be less than 2 according to the meme.
DupaCycki@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Genuinely how hard is it to at least pretend you’re not a nazi pedophile while being a nazi pedophile?
Not that I’m complaining necessarily. At least they’re making it easy to know which companies to avoid.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They were very good at it for a long time. Now, they don’t think they need to be, because they believe they have a lock on the power.
Steve@communick.news 1 month ago
Where’s the link?
myyass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I didn’t know there was a fetish of learning what Taylor Farms really provides.
redbrick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This dude spending too much time on Youporn…or something like that.
jdf038@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Jokes on you I do every 5 years.
(Schedule your colonoscopy folks)
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 1 month ago
I had one, too.
Amberskin@europe.pub 1 month ago
And we’ll put a falling blade in your neck.
mcv@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
More specifically, he’s threatening colonoscopy. Endless surveillance of your intestines.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 month ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
*Smart Pipe Inc is a registered Sex Offender.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Last time someone threatened to put a camera up my ass, it was a doctor
BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 month ago
but will it feature a flashlight? or night vision? or heat vision? or infrared? so many questions…
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Surround sound.
BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Surround sound.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It has Electrodes for delivering motivational shocks.
BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 month ago
oh well… thats a whole new can of worms…
ulterno@programming.dev 1 month ago
So, he wants to give a free medical checkup to every worker, or is he going to make them pay for the cameras?
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 month ago
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 1 month ago
Fuck! 2001! Blast from the past!
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Man, NewGrounds really does have EVERYTHING
groucho@retrolemmy.com 1 month ago
A long time ago, my then-scrum master pitched an idea to us: ID badges with little microphones. The microphones wouldn’t record anything, but they’d constantly monitor the ambient noise to see if we were having the kind of excited, buzzy conversations that signaled innovation. Once we had them, we could tune our days to maximize innovation.
I was brand new at the company but I told him that everyone was trying to catch lightning in a bottle, but nobody was willing to build a fucking battery. Then I told him the day we adopted that policy, I’d hand in my resignation. It never came up again.
Motherfuckers will try anything and they always have.