shartgargle

@shartgargle@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no comment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stay away from gas station sushi then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This camouflaged speed bump⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “my humps my humps my humps”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This camouflaged speed bump⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In my experience those are typically shown with blinking arrows giving you a temporary speed boost as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  True, and a beard can be useful to break up the visual lines that the human brain identifies as a face. It’d only be a part of the overall camouflage profile, but if it’s already 1/3 done for you, it’s a win. But I can’t stand my beard getting that long. It’s like wearing a steel wool sweater to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I meant after basic survival needs have been met. Obviously food, water, shelter are more important. But humans are hard wired to feel a sense of some hygiene, though you wouldn’t know it from some people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bruh, when you’re out in the shit and get a chance to shave, you do it. If you’re used to a certain length, and CANT shave, it’s like #3 on the list of things you dream about when thinking about getting back to civilization. So if you’re always in the shit, you’ll always put it high on the list.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here comes some more holes in the drywall⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They make mushroom gummies too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mama didn't raise no quitter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shits too expensive lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro didn't understand the assignment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You called?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And The Lord Said BOUNCE!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t threaten me with a good time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfortunately it’ll probably be senility.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell, more specifically.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t care or need him to suddenly become competent. They’re hoping he brutally takes all power, competency be damned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even when trying to clarify someone else’s point.