RattlerSix
@RattlerSix@lemmy.world
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 1 week ago:
Alf’s favorite food was neighborhood cats. And that’s how I remembered it because I was an innocent child who was going to heaven. It never dawned on me until today, the day the internet caught me slipping, that this literally makes him a pussy eater.
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 1 week ago:
Well, this killed the last bit on childhood innocence I had left. Somehow I have resisted into my 40s making this connection
- Comment on Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message? 1 week ago:
“Do people just not read? Are people that lazy? What is going on?”
Not much, what is going on with you?
- Comment on Me at my library job as the only one who will weed books 2 months ago:
Do they sell them? My local library holds a book sale every so often (6 or 12 months, not sure). Books are usually $1 for a novel up to $3-4 for a textbook sized book. It’s always packed. Some people bring carts and fill them up with dozens of books.
- Comment on My wife found this in the archives of the library where she works. 2 months ago:
I pay quarterly so I don’t get hit with a big bill at the end of the year
- Comment on No trousers Day today in London 2 months ago:
Should be called Everything Is A Toilet Seat Day
- Comment on Anyway to erase the permanent marker so I can reuse this? 3 months ago:
I used to joke with a friend that we should start a business selling rulers that were inaccurate so that there was about 1/2 to 3/4 inch between the inch marks. We could have been rich
- Comment on Anyway to erase the permanent marker so I can reuse this? 3 months ago:
No but if you’re looking to sell it, I need to do some measuring that it would be perfect for
- Comment on Achievement unlocked? 3 months ago:
Don’t judge those who can’t afford Axe Body Spray
- Comment on Protect Your Dick Data 6 months ago:
Sorry, I shouldn’t have assumed
- Comment on Protect Your Dick Data 6 months ago:
A real man would do it in the trash can inside the dairy queen
- Comment on Important information 6 months ago:
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?
- Comment on On extinction 7 months ago:
That’s the up and down ones. They’re kept there without across ones to eat
- Comment on America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting 7 months ago:
I posted this on Mastodon. In case you believe"alpha males" are smart, there is a bodybuilders forum that argued for page after page about how many days there are in a week.
- Comment on Horror Sign 7 months ago:
I’ll never think of nasty bathrooms again without thinking of Alexander
- Comment on How can I get a screw like this out? 7 months ago:
If you didn’t have a Dremel, try channel lock pliers or vise grips. It’s not going to be in there right and rusted or anything, you just need something to grip it.
- Comment on My personal favourite: "Oh, fuck me. CHRIST." 7 months ago:
- Comment on What is the safest way for a partially disabled person in the USA to use prison for food and shelter as an alternative to dying homeless in a gutter on a cold rainy night? 8 months ago:
I think you’d definitely want a federal minimum security camp. Think more along the lines of mail fraud or some other white collar crime.
- Comment on Inspirational quotes. 8 months ago:
This is like famous quotes on Norm MacDonald Live as read by Gilbert Gottfried
- Comment on What do to if I survive a nuclear blast in my city? 9 months ago:
CB radio has really short range and there’s little likelihood that authorities would be monitoring it.
2182 kHz is long range marine radio and only good if you’re on a boat. I don’t know that anyone you talk to would care about a person on land while they’re handling their own maritime emergencies.
If someone really wants emergency radio I’d suggest ham radio or GMRS.
- Comment on The Dirt 9 months ago:
Put a little dirt under your pillow for the Dirt Man
- Comment on "Select a size" when it's just standard paper towel roll. Literally the same way it's always been. 10 months ago:
That’s how they get ya
- Comment on "Select a size" when it's just standard paper towel roll. Literally the same way it's always been. 10 months ago:
Why only the one half? What if I want the other half?
- Comment on His neighbors live in constant terror 10 months ago:
I like to think the road leading into the cul-de-sac is accurate in size and his paths varied by about three road-widths and he was running through people’s yards at times.
(The truth is probably that the app doesn’t draw over previous paths so 450 laps equals 450 lines side-by-side)
- Comment on Every damn day 10 months ago:
Millennials Are “Quietly Screenshotting” Headlines Instead Of Linking To Articles: “Probably Something To Do With Avocado Toast” expert warns.
- Comment on How would you decorate this room? 11 months ago:
The weiling fan is decoration enough
- Comment on Thomas Edison was the Elon musk of his era 11 months ago:
That’s not what really happened though. They needed an investor to get the company off the ground. Musk came in and screwed them out of the company
- Comment on conservation 11 months ago:
Ya know, when hermit crabs find a new shell and it’s too big for them they sit next to it. Others come try it and if its too big for them they sit next to it too.
But what’s interesting is they line up by size, with the largest crab closest to the shell.
Finally, when a big crab comes by and the shell fits, he drops the old one and the next largest crab gets it. That second crab drops his old one and the next crab gets it, etc, etc. All the crabs in line get a new shell as soon as the crab in front of them moves into their new shell.
So, yeah. I’d watch hermit crabs all day if I could too.
- Comment on ‘Project Hail Mary’ Sets Launch For Spring 2026; Space Adventure From Ryan Gosling, Lord & Miller, Amy Pascal & Amazon MGM Studios | Deadline 11 months ago:
Can’t wait to sit back with a bucket of taumoeba and watch this movie
- Comment on Is Chuck E Cheese a restaurant or entertainment center with a restaurant inside? 1 year ago:
There’s extra steps that have to be taken in order to serve food so they’re probably officially classified as a restaurant
