RattlerSix
@RattlerSix@lemmy.world
- Comment on From Snoop Dogg to Lap Dogg 6 days ago:
It’s wild to me that someone who got rich selling songs to teens about fucking bitches, selling drugs and killing cops could keep a straight have while saying he’s offended about anything.
- Comment on japanese 1 week ago:
No lethal viper would end a sentence with “lmao” and an emoji
- Comment on President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats 1 week ago:
“And just to show how important you two are, for today only I’m going to offer you a buy two get one free deal”
- Comment on They don't make 'em like they used to 2 weeks ago:
After you get your bung hole reamed, go check your ballcock and make sure it’s not sticking
- Comment on Periodic reminder to get your library cards and fill out museum surveys. 3 weeks ago:
A lot of them come with free access to Kanopy or Hoopla which are streaming services with movies and TV shows that you log into with your library card
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 3 weeks ago:
I’m not eating any food that advertises what it will do to your asshole. We’re adults here, you can just say it’s hot. You don’t have to say “We are very proud of the way our product will absolutely Sept 11th the hole you shit from.” It’s not necessary to bring my asshole into this.
- Comment on Dirt Man 3 weeks ago:
A bit disappointed this isn’t about the funny YouTube song about the Dirt Man
- Comment on Everybody poops 2 months ago:
Jesus that’s funny
- Comment on THIS always annoys me. 2 months ago:
I’ve always been curious how the money gets to the charity. Does the corporation put the donations into an account and collect interest on it before they give it to the charity?
- Comment on PLASTICMAXXING 2 months ago:
Free 3D printing filament
- Comment on Innövative sölutiön 2 months ago:
That’s how they make paper and a lot of other flat goods like tape. The manufacturer makes these gigantic rolls then there’s this entire industry called converting where a company, a converter, takes it and process it down into a finished product. They may add adhesives, lamination or printing to it during the process.
You can go to a store and buy 3M tape but they don’t actually make it like that. They make a 12ft wide, 10,000 ft roll that someone buys and forklifts into a machine that buys to make a bunch of smaller rolls that you can buy
- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 2 months ago:
Knee booty
- Comment on Seriously Jesus, who was doing that for that to be added 😭 3 months ago:
I don’t see how quoting the two most important commandments negates any of the rest. It goes against when he said to follow all of them, even the least of them, until the end of the earth
- Comment on Seriously Jesus, who was doing that for that to be added 😭 3 months ago:
This isn’t a sermon of Moses, it’s God’s law. God said to follow his law forever. Christians ignore it, but Jesus said to follow the law forever too.
- Comment on It's worth the trip. 3 months ago:
I’m really disappointed that the patterns repeat after just a handful of letters. Whoever did this should have laid out the letters all the way around. They just designed 6 feet of it then ctrl+c ctrl+v ctrl+v ctrl+v ctrl+v ctrl+v
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 4 months ago:
Alf’s favorite food was neighborhood cats. And that’s how I remembered it because I was an innocent child who was going to heaven. It never dawned on me until today, the day the internet caught me slipping, that this literally makes him a pussy eater.
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 4 months ago:
Well, this killed the last bit on childhood innocence I had left. Somehow I have resisted into my 40s making this connection
- Comment on Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message? 4 months ago:
“Do people just not read? Are people that lazy? What is going on?”
Not much, what is going on with you?
- Comment on Me at my library job as the only one who will weed books 6 months ago:
Do they sell them? My local library holds a book sale every so often (6 or 12 months, not sure). Books are usually $1 for a novel up to $3-4 for a textbook sized book. It’s always packed. Some people bring carts and fill them up with dozens of books.
- Comment on My wife found this in the archives of the library where she works. 6 months ago:
I pay quarterly so I don’t get hit with a big bill at the end of the year
- Comment on No trousers Day today in London 7 months ago:
Should be called Everything Is A Toilet Seat Day
- Comment on Anyway to erase the permanent marker so I can reuse this? 7 months ago:
I used to joke with a friend that we should start a business selling rulers that were inaccurate so that there was about 1/2 to 3/4 inch between the inch marks. We could have been rich
- Comment on Anyway to erase the permanent marker so I can reuse this? 7 months ago:
No but if you’re looking to sell it, I need to do some measuring that it would be perfect for
- Comment on Achievement unlocked? 7 months ago:
Don’t judge those who can’t afford Axe Body Spray
- Comment on Protect Your Dick Data 10 months ago:
Sorry, I shouldn’t have assumed
- Comment on Protect Your Dick Data 10 months ago:
A real man would do it in the trash can inside the dairy queen
- Comment on Important information 11 months ago:
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?
- Comment on On extinction 11 months ago:
That’s the up and down ones. They’re kept there without across ones to eat
- Comment on America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting 11 months ago:
I posted this on Mastodon. In case you believe"alpha males" are smart, there is a bodybuilders forum that argued for page after page about how many days there are in a week.
- Comment on Horror Sign 11 months ago:
I’ll never think of nasty bathrooms again without thinking of Alexander
