“High T alpha males” oh good, they invented a new gender again and it sucks.
America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting
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winterayars@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 2 years ago
Bring out the scones and cucumber sandwiches, it’s high T!
NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 2 years ago
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
I’m a high T male, which is why I started balding at 20 and my balls are the size of grapes
anivia@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Balding is not related to testosterone, but rather Dihydrogentestosterone (commonly referred to as DHT). Although high testosterone levels often mean high DHT levels as well, it is possible to have high DHT whilst still having low testosterone levels.
The amount of androgen receptors in your scalp is also relevant, some people are just unlucky and have lots of androgen receptors in that area and start balding at a young age despite average DHT levels
SpraynardKruger@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I started balding at 18. Is this what being alpha is like?
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 years ago
like, super alpha this time. S rank Alpha, but with a T. Best alpha this time, we promise.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Meh, I’ll just wait for the full release. Less bugs that way.
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
How does it compare to sigmatho’?
icosahedron@ttrpg.network 2 years ago
fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
i enjoyed this. also i think healthy forms of hyper gender are valid
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Ice-T on drugs
lauha@lemmy.one 2 years ago
All the “high T alpha males” I’ve ever met are also the least critical thinkers I’ve ever met.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
And none of them have ever backed it up with a blood test
Thorry84@feddit.nl 2 years ago
be me high T alfa male born to breed and lead go to doc to confirm I am the most alfa of all doc says your T levels are through the roof fuck yeah it is I am a total chad doc is like nah bruh you got the big C mfw I only have 6 weeks left to live
GroundedGator@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah I tend to think that anyone who identifies as high t alpha male is actually just the opposite.
They are usually the ones seeking admiration and approval. Meanwhile the free thinkers are just doing our days and caring for our tribes. No approval needed.
Bassman1805@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Pele who can’t defend themselves physically”
Like Elon, who pulled out of a fight he tried to start with Zuck because he’d get his ass kicked?
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I think his mom told him not to.
rockerface@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I find it unlikely he’d listen to a woman. Unless maybe she threatened to take away the power cord
OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
I’m still hoping this happens and leads to a WWE style outcome.
Elon has a heart attack on the ring and falls on top of Zuck pinning and smothering him. Zuck is forced to tap and Elon is stretchered out the ring
riodoro1@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He’s posting 4chan screenshots now?
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
cheddar@programming.dev 2 years ago
We post greentexts and laugh, he posts this and says “interesting observation”.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He retweeted it from a page. Be noted those are both very right wing and very gatekeepy about autism (if they’re really autistic and not just some weirdo claiming to be such).
fubarx@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 2 years ago
as someone with autism do NOT let us control everything. You’d get 27,000 cats and a ton of trains without any issues being solved.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
I think a ton of trains would actually solve a lot of issues
Omniraptor@lemm.ee 2 years ago
yeah maybe we should let them cook for a bit
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 2 years ago
A ton of trains would be less than one train
PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 2 years ago
[deleted]pupbiru@aussie.zone 2 years ago
optimised solutions often create negative secondary effects in other systems - it’s not (always) that people are resistant to fixing things, it’s that when people get attached to an “optimised solution” and it comes into contact with the real world, it’s often difficult for them to take valid criticisms that aren’t about the system
just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Do not betray your own tribe brother. After all, why shouldn’t we get 27000 cats?
RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 years ago
As an aneurotypical person, which, according to elon musk, makes me immune to propaganda and means that all my decisions are selfless, i can say that he is a liar who tries to make himself above other people and cares more about his public image than his kids
Furbag@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Alpha males ain’t shit. I’m a Neutrino male. Highest penetration power 😤
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 years ago
Can’t even feel anything though. Can you penetrate any harder my guy?
KellysNokia@lemmy.world 2 years ago
As a beta, I can only penetrate a few millimeters but I can do a lot of damage if swallowed.
sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 2 years ago
10/10 physics joke right here folks
ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Oh, so right-wing men are the chad and everyone else is the soyjak.
Such an “interesting observation.”
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And by “right genes” they mean “my Daddy is rich” of course.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I think he’s also including racists and other misanthropes.
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It claims Chads and Autistics are the master race.
Worx@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Autistic people are well known for not feeling the need to fit in. That’s why no autistic person ever spends 90% of their time in public masking who they really are
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Dont get too close to the edge of this sarchasm, its a long drop to the bottom.
Palerider@feddit.uk 2 years ago
Shit… I just gazed into that abyss.
JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I guess they forgot that people like Martin Luther King Jr. got shot and killed for speaking out against these so called “high T, alpha males.”
Being proud of using intimidation tactics is fucking weird and pathetic. Blaming it on garbage pseudo science lowers the bar into degeneracy. THEN turning it into victim blaming…“you’re too weak to have anything worthwhile to contribute” is just… wow.
Evolutionary psychology was an interesting hypothesis, but it will never recover from these dipshits utilizing it as the loudest dog whistle in history…used to justify sexism and bigotry. I wish they’d all get in elons rocket and be the first people to land on the sun.
intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Powerful does not mean the same thing as “high T alpha male”.
Studies show that higher testosterone is associated with increased desire for fair competition and fair outcomes.
Anyone who puts a bullet into someone who challenges them is not a high status male. Power is not the same thing as status here.
JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 2 years ago
What an interesting part of my comment to nitpick.
nifty@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The post is starting out with the wrong assumptions so naturally it’s conclusions are wrong, top tier shitpost.
In the old days we’d use this kind of pseudoscience for mischief (you know, trolling), now it’s disinformation spread by useful idiots to upend their democracies.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 years ago
In the old old days, this was referred to as “religion” and was used to keep “those people” in their “place”…
ArchRecord@lemm.ee 2 years ago
TLDR; “weak people have to conform to social consensus otherwise they get hurt I guess?”
I, on the other hand, am a big, strong, high T alpha male, that isn’t worried about what anyone thinks! I am a free thinker, and I know my opinions are correct because I instantly based this entire opinion on a subjective, anecdotal view of the world that I then extrapolated meaning out of, the best evidence! /s
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
A democracy that is only democratic for the select few? I wonder what that’s called…
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Um… aktuly its called a Constitutional Republic.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Autist here.
We have a long history opposing societal, including gender, norms. And have deep connections with the early lgbt movements. Many people on the spectrum identify as queer.
Its not a secret that Elon believes he is on the spectrum, and we know he has at least one queer child. We also know that people who are stuck in the closest often channel this through self hate and hate of others who express.
Now that is interesting. “High T Males” on the other hands are a total joke.
pyre@lemmy.world 2 years ago
dude we’ve seen you in swimwear. you look like a barrel on a stick. you can’t act like you’re prime specimen anymore. fucking troglodyte.
Quik@infosec.pub 2 years ago
This is not real, right? RIGHT?
can@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
polygon6121@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Wtf
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He always finds new depths to sink to.
someguy3@lemmy.world 2 years ago
For anyone that doesn’t want to give more to xitter, musk xeroxed it and said “interesting observation”.
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I posted this on Mastodon. In case you believe"alpha males" are smart, there is a bodybuilders forum that argued for page after page about how many days there are in a week.
makyo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
One of the best things Jon Bois has done and he’s done a lot of great stuff
norimee@lemmy.world 2 years ago
A democracy that is only democratic for the strongest, is not a democracy at all.
SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Critical thinking skills only count if they’re MY critical thinking skills” do they not see the irony?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 years ago
There is a baseline assumption that “logical thinking” means everyone reaches the same conclusions.
Grayox@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
It largely depends on what lense you parse your logic through, if its the lense of accumulating wealth and power you will almost always reach the same conclusion, the same if you use dialectical Materialism you will almost always reach yhe same conclusion. And in each instance you wont be able to understand how others can’t see the truths that are burning into your retinas, seemingly unavoidable.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Or if they’re like a few people I know…whose critical thinking skills are “parrot opinions from someone who I think is almost as smart as me (according to me) because I exclusively listen to them”
JerkyChew@lemmy.one 2 years ago
Yeah, this is a really weird flex. They’re taking work from the author of The Mass Psychology of Fascism, which in a general sense can be used to compare Nazism to the current MAGA movement, but saying that those susceptible to it are… Beta males?
If these mental gymnastics were any more complex they would have won gold in France last week.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ironic that only a source of “trust me bro, this is how NPCs work” is all that’s needed for Musk to be like: Derp my filter says it’s true! This must be true because it’s on 4chan, no sources or further thoughts needed…
Well, back to my compound, security guards, and lobbyists that protect me from the majority!
finkrat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m yet another Autistic person chiming in here to say that Elon is an ass clown
I’ve met plenty of neurotypicals who defied group think, so this isn’t even close to right
You folks know what’s up though, you don’t need me to tell you anything here. Love you guys, sorry we have a jackass amongst our population, you know how it is
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 2 years ago
I’ve met plenty of neurotypicals who defied group think, so this isn’t even close to right
Well, maybe those neurotypicals had a lot of T cells.
finkrat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Nah man they evolved into a new class of existence, they went from high T to super U cells
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 2 years ago
Musk is a cunt whether he’s on the spectrum or not.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He doesn’t even know if he’s on the spectrum because, at least as far as we know, he hasn’t been evaluated. He just decided he has autism because he thinks it lets him get away with doing atrocious shit. As if autism made you an asshole.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Funny thing about that, I once did some investigation on the page he reposted it from, and they seem to be very against self-diagnosis, and put a great emphasis on the suffering of autistic people.
Lemminary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Nah, he’s larping for the clout.
nikaaa@lemmy.world 2 years ago
high T alpha male
in other words, an asshole
RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 2 years ago
As an autist, I find this assertion nonsensical and offensively reductive.
Odd_so_Star_so_Odd@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Whenever you find yourself thinking about “how to get rid of the others”, you’ve already taken a wrong turn somewhere like this.
cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Didn’t he get the 3rd Reich reference of the poster or doesn’t he care?
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
This is the Overton Window, the window of acceptable topics for public discourse, and it’s unrelated to testosterone (I know, surprising /s).
A misaligned Overton Window (like a slow response to an impending disaster) is hard to counteract because the experts dealing with the topic may lose their credibility by trying to push against the window.
But I have heard the theory that the evolutionary reason for autism may be to counteract this effect. A small amount of genuine vocal concern could encourage others to speak out and break the tension surrounding the topic.
This vocal concern is not however gonna come from the evershifting lies of the X and 4chan echo chambers.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Is he telling us he considers himself low T? Because it looks like he’s believing something he saw on 4chan.
scytale@lemm.ee 2 years ago
He’s so dense he doesn’t realize he’s the low T person being described, not the alpha male.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 years ago
He claims he’s autistic.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
You gotta watch out with those
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