tigeruppercut
@tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
- Comment on RAM crisis averted 3 hours ago:
It turns out that the PC2198 is an advanced bio-type computer that needs a nearly constant input of sperm to function
In a different universe the Wachowskis made this instead of the matrix
- Comment on reading poetry by the Han River💖 1 day ago:
I wanna check out more by this writer
- Comment on a wonderful world 3 days ago:
Permalink here
- Comment on wxyz so overrated 🥱 3 days ago:
Imagine not putting all of RSTLNE in S tier, SMH
- Comment on New hobby 3 days ago:
Maybe before your time or the translation didn’t make it to your country (based on your username), but it’s a pretty famous quote from Jurassic Park
- Comment on New hobby 3 days ago:
Not using the XcQ link, clever girl
- Comment on The Head 1 week ago:
And you know if you have to open the cupboard on the right or left to get it while yelling in a storm
- Comment on The Head 1 week ago:
I think there’s a good reason they started saying port instead
- Comment on The Head 1 week ago:
I haven’t run across that word since I read Lewis Carroll’s poetry
- Comment on That's a shit beer! 1 week ago:
Or Japan? They love giving head. At least 3 fingers
- Comment on That's a shit beer! 1 week ago:
Imagine being mad that you get less Carlton
- Comment on Philosophy has peaked. Checkmate atheists 1 week ago:
Had to finish all the conversations about beans first
- Comment on Why in America is .08 the legal limit for drunk driving? How come it's not an even 0.10? Who decided at what level being drunk starts? Then 4 beers of 12oz's is 0.08 why is it that small? 1 week ago:
Oh right, typo. I meant 0.01
- Comment on Why in America is .08 the legal limit for drunk driving? How come it's not an even 0.10? Who decided at what level being drunk starts? Then 4 beers of 12oz's is 0.08 why is it that small? 1 week ago:
Some counties are 0.0%. My friend in Japan slept in his car after a night if drinking and got pulled over the next morning (I think cops had seen him in the car and were waiting). He had 0.1% and got deported
- Comment on Fuck you Whatsapp 1 week ago:
I downloaded whatsapp because one friend back home used it and within the same day I was getting spam texts for the first time ever. Fortunately I convinced him to switch to signal and deleted that shit asap
- Comment on I agree with don 1 week ago:
Fun fact I read and never verified: mammals pee for about 20 seconds. Elephants have bigger bladders but they can evacuate faster w bigger equipment
- Comment on I agree with don 1 week ago:
more healthy
how?
- Comment on I agree with don 1 week ago:
I can’t imagine most uncut dudes just spray and pray
- Comment on I agree with don 1 week ago:
only 90 seconds of peace
This man needs to shit more
- Comment on not getting it™ since 2024© 2 weeks ago:
Cornposting
I heard cornyposting was pretty popular
- Comment on not getting it™ since 2024© 2 weeks ago:
stupid sexy squash
- Comment on national anthem 2 weeks ago:
Honestly don’t get why that one was so popular. Cookies find a relationship after death, yay? Not anywhere near as philosophically interesting as lots of other episodes.
- Comment on Lomg Sleeve T-Shirt 2 weeks ago:
Back in the day I somehow acquired a promo t shirt for the movie Eurotrip that had long sleeves sewn under short sleeves so it looked like you were wearing 2 layers but it was only 1 shirt. Can’t remember where that thing came from, as I’ve never seen the movie.
- Comment on Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture 2 weeks ago:
Either 6 or 4, depending on if I’m in the mood for dairy or not.
When I was a kid I def fucked w the pink panther and ninja turtle tho
- Comment on Saving 2 weeks ago:
I work w college kids… they have no idea how file structures work
- Comment on “Teaching crabs how to read” 2 weeks ago:
Comedy’s in the details 👈👈 😁 (how do I do finger guns on this thing?)
- Comment on “Teaching crabs how to read” 2 weeks ago:
Yeah wtf is this bullshit? You either find “minions but purple plus miniature vore butthole no laughing sex avocado and pineapple insertion” vs …nothing.
- Comment on Anon ruins christmas 2 weeks ago:
Still waiting on my sausage tree
- Comment on GinkNo. 2 weeks ago:
Not even fruit, just a fleshy pine cone of sorts.
Some places they eat the fruit, like Japan and China
- Comment on Target acquired 2 weeks ago:
Pleased to meet you, hope I guessed your name
