tigeruppercut
@tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Hope everyone had a good and blessed time making their Jesus today for Easter. So glad to set our trespasses to celebrate our little lord 1 day ago:
Did he escape the navy and church at the same time?
- Comment on I can SHOW you the WORLD 1 day ago:
The most disturbing part of that is the revelation that Goofy apparently has anatomical skin flaps and organic buttons as part of his ass.
- Comment on Really incredible. I want a set. 2 days ago:
8 bit remix!
- Comment on Small victories. 3 days ago:
I should probably do that. Feels like you can scrub your fingers pretty decently after cutting peppers, and there’s still a bit of residual burn when you touch sensitive areas. Maybe it depends on the spice level of the pepper, but I don’t generally go above habs for eating raw, so it’s not like I’m chopping reapers or even ghosts.
- Comment on What the Hell is this Bull shit ? 3 days ago:
- Comment on Zen 5 days ago:
Unfortunately I cannot see the image,
maybe a direct link
- Comment on Zen 5 days ago:
Don’t touch-y my moustache
Also “Eat a duck I must,” which at least carries a similar thematic meaning of eating as the original phrase.
In your story are you sure you didn’t meet Rawhide Kobayashi?
- Comment on When you're the type of person who commits. (xpost, because the Factorio joke inspired me) 5 days ago:
I dunno the series and the picture quality isn’t great, but it looks like there are duplicates of the same book several times in there. As far as I could see from the wiki page, there are 64 books listed and only one (The End of Death) has the same title for a 3 volume series. Yet in the picture there are multiple copies of First Heretic, Outcast Dead, Tales of Heresy, etc.
- Comment on Wise Choice 👍 1 week ago:
I wonder if they can pay once for it or if it’s subscription
- Comment on "Science isn't political!" 1 week ago:
Who would’ve predicted modern toxic bro culture leading to the resurfacing of miasma theory? But at this point I wouldn’t be surprised to hear him start talking about imbalances of black bile and phlegm.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
willywacks
This is a great word. Reminds me of cattywampus.
- Comment on What was the first game you ever bought ? 1 week ago:
You should check into the doom modding community. I don’t tend to play many rpg style wads but I know they’re out there. Some use the doom engine but the game is pretty much unrecognizable as doom (called total conversion wads). Here’s one article with a list.
One called Hedon got an official release and is on steam etc now
They also make some hexen levels (I saw Wrath of Cronos being recommended).
- Comment on 😐?? 1 week ago:
Faster than uploading it, probably
- Comment on Steve Wozniak says he's "disappointed a lot" by AI and rarely uses it 1 week ago:
Not sure if the prices used to be less ridiculous but: www.usmint.gov/paper-currency/uncut-currency/
- Comment on it really do be like that 2 weeks ago:
Makes me sad that men outside of the states don’t feel comfortable enough in their bodies to dress like an ogre
- Comment on Steve Wozniak says he's "disappointed a lot" by AI and rarely uses it 2 weeks ago:
He buys (or used to anyway) sheets of $2 bills from the treasury,cuts them himself, and puts them together into a little packet. Then in tipping situations he’ll peel off a wad, just to see peoples reactions for the lolz
- Comment on oh ok 2 weeks ago:
We can only hope that customer service facing AI promises customers miracles and companies get sued each and every time it can’t deliver. Like if websites like ehow put up articles that reach the normies about “how to trick AI into promising you a million dollars and how you can win it in court”.
Of course any responsibility for what AI says will be killed as soon as a tech bro chucks a few million bucks at SCOTUS, but it’s a nice dream to pretend we still have laws for now.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
…what word in OP is queer coded?
- Comment on oh ok 2 weeks ago:
That’s funny, wrong enough to “ruin trivia” or cause a “pointless argument”. As if a single comma misplacement hasn’t redirected millions of dollars. Imagine what subtle lies accepted by idiots will cause in the future.
- Comment on Are Americans Actually Idiots? 2 weeks ago:
What are those two symbols that look like A in a circle?
- Comment on Wonder what their cousins liked to snack on... 2 weeks ago:
The crocodile whips her tail
Water sluices from leather scales,
An eye pokes up out from the mire
Sighting the prey that’s her desire.It cannot run, it cannot hide
With the croc nearby its side.
Wariness now is quite futile
It can only wait to she what she’ll do.The time has come; her muscles coil
Springs from below, the water boils.
And so death comes in such a manner,
And with a leap, she eats bananner. - Comment on The difference is real 2 weeks ago:
Did you know that it’s illegal to say “We should kill the president”
- Comment on MEGA FLAG 2 weeks ago:
why there are no toilets on any federation ships
No way, half the time JLP says he’ll be in his ready room he means he’s heading to the porcelain captain’s chair to fire off some earl grey torpedoes.
In the future you can choose to deuce the traditional way or have it beamed directly out of your colon, and Picard loves his photon bombing rituals.
- Comment on What a nice blue and black dress. 2 weeks ago:
That image shows how a white and gold dress could appear to be the same color as the original picture by putting a filter of blue over it, but the original has a shop window in the bg that looks yellow/white, so for me it’s hard to see it as anything but blue and black (which is the actual dress color).
- Comment on feels dumb 2 weeks ago:
This is also a thing when you’re somewhere you don’t speak the language natively. When you’re not fluent you have to strike a balance between trying to understand what someone’s saying and not asking them to constantly repeat every single word in a sentence, so a lot of times you kind of end up smiling and nodding with only a vague understanding of what’s going on.
- Comment on Weekend at Bibi's 2 weeks ago:
Check with Bertie.
- Comment on Conservatives: Libz don't even know what a woman is. Also Conservatives: *constantly engage with purely synthetic creations thinking that they are women.* 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon has anxiety 3 weeks ago:
I know you said “gives you energy” originally, but is that how most people think of coffee? I tend to think of it as “When I drink this I’ll be less tired.”
- Comment on Anon has anxiety 3 weeks ago:
Pls tell me this was based on a greentext about anon shoving a hot sauce popsicle up his ass
- Comment on Anon has anxiety 3 weeks ago:
all it does it make you tired without it.
Maybe if you’re already taking it regularly this is true, but we know that it blocks some adenosine receptors, preventing the buildup of adenosine, which is one component in making us feel sleepy.