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Anon is dehydrated

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    2 hours later, anon vomits up poopy water.

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    • irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      why did you comment this

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      • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Cause South park taught us that’s how it works.

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    • lka1988@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You made a conscious choice to post this comment.

      What a terrible day to have eyes.

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      • voracitude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You think that ruined your day? I had LASIK - I paid to read that more clearly.

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    • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      after that, anon’s insides will be cleaner than the outside (4channers don’t shower)

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The colon is literally designed to reabsorb water left in the stool from digestive processes so he legit probably just drank it

    Enemas usually include things like glycerin that stop this and force the bowels to evacuate

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    • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      it fucked his gut biome though, that much water coming in pressurised is fucked

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      • logos@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Don’t think that’s in your colon.

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      • Shayeta@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Wait, does this mean bidet usage straight up destroys your gut biome over time?!

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m curious if this could lead to water poisoning, but I’m unsure what search prompt to use nor unwilling to commit that to my search history.

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      • iSeth@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Water intoxication

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  • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Interesting, I didn’t know I could drink water anally. I kinda want to for fetish reasons now

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    • BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This is actually a survival technique if you have water than may not be quite potable to drink, you can essentially drink through your ass and not get sick

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      • hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Bear Gryls did this didn’t he ?

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      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Ass chugging for health sounds sus but I don’t know enough about butt hydration to dispute it

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      • SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I only know that from Bear Grylls and I think that guy is just a fetishist pretending to be a survivalist.

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      • Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It should be the opposite. Saliva enzymes, stomach acid, and bile takes care of most pathogens, whereas anal lining is basically a direct route to your bloodstream.

        This is why anal is considered the riskiest option for sex or drugs.

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      • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        We’re not even in the douche bag dystopia’s final form

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  • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We can also breathe through our butts. Nothing new here. theguardian.com/…/ig-nobel-prize-goes-to-team-who…

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    • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Me 5 minutes ago: Oh god. No, I should not click that link. I’m definitely going to regret clicking that link if I do. I for sure am not going to… dammit I clicked the link.

      Me now: Ok, that’s pretty smart, actually.

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    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Can… Fish absorb oxygen by butt too?

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      • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Not your butt. Maybe theirs…

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      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Some fish “talk” by farting.

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    • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The glutes are poorly optimized even for atmospheric propulsion but the frontiers of knowledge must be advanced.

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If the Human Body would crumble from childish injuries like this we wouldn’t have been destined to rule over Mother Earth

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      We are not.

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      We are not.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Anon WAS dehydrated.

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  • ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is what Brent Kavanaugh meant in his high school yearbook when he said “Have you boofed yet?”

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  • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Does this actually get absorbed like as if you drank it from your mouth?

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    • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      1. essentially. You can absorb water through the esophagus, intravenously, subcutaneously, or via the rectal route

      2. nope. The bacteria and viruses will remain in your bowel, avoiding the acidic stomach acids that would normally kill them. This is a great way to get an infection

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      • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        So it’s actually safer to drink the dirty water

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      • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        What if I eat lots of fiber and push out some gargantuan logs? Does that flush out any germs?

        What about seawater?

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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A normal day on 4Chan

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  • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The dude was parched.

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