ZoteTheMighty
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- Comment on Star Citizen fans sigh deeply, rub their foreheads as developer casts doubt on Squadron 42's 2026 release: 'I don't know if we're going to make it' 6 days ago:
After much careful reflection on this news, here is my response: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I think I could have written this headline 6 years ago.
- Comment on i 💚 animals. 2 weeks ago:
I love how “animals” and “engineering” are presented as equivalent in this meme, like “yeah I know these aren’t real sciences or anything but I think they’re cute!”
- Comment on Hollow Knight: Silksong Will Release for Only $20, Release Times Revealed 2 weeks ago:
I think I’ve spent more time waiting for Silksong in the past week than ever before.
- Comment on 4011 3 weeks ago:
You should use 94011, way more secure.
- Comment on Coinbase CEO explains why he fired engineers who didn’t try AI immediately 3 weeks ago:
The dude looks like he’s unironically roleplaying his life as Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen.
- Comment on Hollow Knight: Silksong - Release Date Trailer (September 4) 4 weeks ago:
That trailer looks so good, it would have been worth it to wait all these years just for the trailer.
- Comment on Hollow Knight: Silksong - Release Date Trailer (September 4) 4 weeks ago:
I’m ready to bet you got lost in those mines without crystal heart. Amirite?
- Comment on nooo my genderinos 4 weeks ago:
I’m a career physicist, and I honestly have no idea what a state of matter is anymore.
- Comment on Microsoft Still Can't Say How Much the ROG Xbox Ally X Will Cost Due to "Macro-Economic" Conditions, Despite Announcing Release Date and Availability Details(Leaked prices $549.99/$899 for Ally/Ally ) 4 weeks ago:
Yes, but since it’ll run Windows, it’ll have half the battery life and half the frames at the same time!
- Comment on Real Talk 4 weeks ago:
If your reviewer suggests you cite another paper, it’s one of their papers and they just doxed themselves, 100% of the time.
- Comment on YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE 4 weeks ago:
🧑🚀🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🐙
Always have been.
- Comment on Microsoft launches inquiry into claims Israel used its tech for mass surveillance of Palestinians 4 weeks ago:
How dare you use our SurveilancePro™ software for surveillance of others?!? That software was intended for us to use for surveillance, not anyone else!
- Comment on Battlefield 6 players are crying out for a 'real' server browser, and it's about time we demanded the basic FPS feature that Call of Duty killed 5 weeks ago:
Based on the article, a server is probably a docker container or something like it they spin up and replace each new match. Sounds to me like they deliberately designed around a system that makes a server browser impossible.
- Comment on Anon crunches some numbers 1 month ago:
Extrapolating from this, major milestones would happen faster and faster until 2023, where all remaining major milestones happened simultaneously with thr release of OpenAI’s ChatGPT 4. For only $200/mo, you can experience this magical moment for yourself with unlimited access to our best ChatGPT models!
- Comment on One Angry Man 1 month ago:
“Thanks step-bro”
- Comment on Apart, low in cholesterine 1 month ago:
Most soda has a pH of like 3, so probably can’t be muchh worse.
- Comment on Anon is dehydrated 1 month ago:
This is what Brent Kavanaugh meant in his high school yearbook when he said “Have you boofed yet?”
- Comment on get sum 1 month ago:
Honestly I trust a plot with huge error bars much more than a plot with tiny error bars or constant error bars.
- Comment on Remembering Descent, the once-popular, fully 3D 6DOF shooter 1 month ago:
If you like 6DOF games, check out Everspace 1 and 2.
- Comment on crypto investment 1 month ago:
Yeah, this meme is ancient. Hope the mom never sold.
- Comment on I 🖤 LaTeX 1 month ago:
If you pronounce project like you pronounce latex, you could call it latex projext.
- Comment on boyancy 1 month ago:
It’s a better story than 4 onwards tbh.
- Comment on egg 2 months ago:
I don’t know what I was expecting, I suppose obviously all their organs would be long and thin logically, but I was expecting something else.
- Comment on Minecraft Creator Says That If Buying a Game Is Not a Purchase, Then Pirating It Is Not Theft 2 months ago:
I would not recommend making a habit of quoting Notch. In fact, I would strongly recommend you avoid quoting him at all costs.
- Comment on (~_~;) 2 months ago:
This reminds me of Marcel Durchamp, the guy who decided a urinal was art and everyone just went along with it cuz they weren’t brave enough to say it was stupid.
- Comment on My spoon is too big. 2 months ago:
Capital G is usually used for gravity. The meme is referring to grams, which are lower case g, and milligrams, which is lower case mg. Capital MG could be interpreted as megagravities, which is a hilariously large acceleration.
- Comment on My spoon is too big. 2 months ago:
100Gs is enough to basically flatten anything. 100 MG is massive, probably like inside-a-black-hole massive.