I think someone mixed up the storage, and they accidentally recreated John Travolta from the Battlefield Earth movie?
O hi
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
It’s been a while since I’ve studied it, but IIRC skeletons of early humans show in general more traits we view as masculine, like stronger chins and a more jutting brow line, even in female skeletons. It was even more pronounced in male skeletons, but this is still pretty mild sexual dimorphism even among great apes (think male vs female gorillas, for example).
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Though, even being 9000, they would still be considered a “modern” human, correct? Having evolved roughly 300k years ago, I would think their traits would be far more similar to our own then “early” versions of our species
AnchoriteMagus@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Why did you have to remind me?
brap@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I hear you, I had blissfully forgotten all about that.
tomiant@piefed.world 2 months ago
SIX fingers…
If anyone missed the RiffTrax version of that movie is one of the better ones. You can still find it on the privateer gulf.
bampop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is what we’d get if there was a movie about the making of the movie Battlefield Earth with John Travolta played by Val Kilmer
0ndead@infosec.pub 2 months ago
First thing I saw
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
this feels like one of those shrink wrapped dinosaur situations. like they arent doing a good job estimating how her soft tissue would have been distributed at all. why are her eyebrows so low, why are her cheeks so lean, why is there so much tissue below her lips, why is her hairline so high and with a bit of a widows peak? it feels like they put a mans tissue distribution on a womans frame completely uncritically and called it good.
gergolippai@lemmy.world 2 months ago
well they always taught us in history class how greece was the hi mark of ancient culture.
very_well_lost@lemmy.world 2 months ago
slow clap
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 months ago
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Funny, if you cut the hair I’d say it’s Val Kilmer.
sik0fewl@piefed.ca 2 months ago
If you don’t cut the hair it’s Madmartigan.
LetThereBeNick@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
And if you give her a normal hairline she might resemble a teenager
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Today, some women have very masculine features. You can find some of them on fashion show runways, for whatever reason.
This, by chance, is a skull with such features. This doesn’t mean all women then had masculine features, the same way not all women today do.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or maybe the scientist just sucks at portraits
architect@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
High fashion models aren’t meant to be facially attractive. That’s what Victoria secret is for. High fashion requires a body as canvas (so be very very thin). A fierce look and walk.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 months ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
percent@infosec.pub 2 months ago
groucho@retrolemmy.com 2 months ago
Idk about this team tbh
They should have stopped at Bottom middle, the one between Special Agent Albert Rosenberg and guy in bar bathroom that wants to fight his reflection.
blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Did Carrot Top forget to take his thyroid medication again?
OpenPassageways@programming.dev 2 months ago
This is what the Trojan War was fought over
groucho@retrolemmy.com 2 months ago
The face that launched a thousand ships… away from it.
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I can suddenly see why you would fight a war over Cleopatra or Helen of Troy if this is the average local option.
nuko147@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If this is a teenage girl, how the hell the grown up men looked like? I mean my masculinity is already hurt by this image alone.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
not to long ago you were “ancient” with 40
ddplf@szmer.info 2 months ago
This guy right here, his name is Ötzi. He died around his 50s. 5000 years ago. In the high Alpes. No, not due to old age. He was actually murdered. He was not considered ancient, just old. It’s speculated he was already crippled due to past wounds - both fresh and old, and yet he was fine and rocking at the altitude of over 3000 meters… until someone penetrated him with an arrow.
No that isn’t a counterargument to your theory, as a single special example is never enough to discard any statement. I don’t need to, because it’s already well documented how wrong this perception of aging is. I just want to show you just how durable people were even in the truly ancient times.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Wrong, in those years people also reached the age of today’s people. The myth that they had a lower lifespan was due to the high mortality of newborns and a violent society that lowered the average general age.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well yeah and back then everybody was ancient
Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
All the cast of Odyssey should look like this
luthis@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
The Odyssey is much, much closer to now than to 9000 years ago
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Yeah, it’s that old “Cleopatra lived closer to modern day than the building of the pyramids. Ancient Egypt had archeologists who studied ancient Egypt” thing.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Mother
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
Motherluthis@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Yeah i can see that a little bit too
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
40% Heath Ledger 40% Val Kilmer 20% Rocky Dennis
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is this mislabeled for comedy purposes? Or was that the genuine reconstruction aim?
TIEPilot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’re tearing me apart Lisa!
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’re tearing me apart
Lisa!Holy Roman Empire!matelt@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I did naht hit her!
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 months ago
It’s OK, she’s actually a 9000-year-old shapeshifting dragon.
tomiant@piefed.world 2 months ago
shortypants@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Looks like every bass player I’ve ever known.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I feel called out
luthis@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Um guys… I don’t think Greece existed 9000 years ago.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
MTG dyed her hair?
HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m no anthropologist but wouldn’t her skin be a lot darker? This feels like people making depictions of Jesus look like a modern European person.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Like everything in life, tl;dr it’s complicated, but no doubt she got a little more sunkissed lmao.
HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, one thing I’ve learned about human genetics is that the markers for skin color are wonky and unpredictable.
I just feel like it’d be safer to assume she was a lot darker given the recency of African diaspora, but again I am far from an expert so I could be totally off.
Ougie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Here we go again with the random shitting on the Greeks.
Bet the girls in England looked way better than this 9000 years ago, nothing like cro magnon apes no no they didn’t eat fleas out of each other’s backs where’d you hear that
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
random shitting? so it’s not related to the scientific research that was done in Greece and not in England?
Ougie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ve noticed a trend lately - not sure how far back this goes - but it appears to me that aspects of the Greek civilization are very often attributed to the Romans and mentions of the Greeks are often reduced to derogatory memes (like how easy it is to be Socrates because there was only a bunch of people alive at the time and other such bs) and of course let’s not forget how gay everyone was (as if that’s a bad thing but whatever). Couple that with misconceptions about Alexander the great and how he was supposedly a Slav and Macedonias weren’t Greek blah blah, the fact that the Turks are trying to claim that everything that now lies in modern day Turkey is “theirs” etc etc, the claims from Christians around the world that Christian ideas are the basis of the western civilization and morality in general as if they didn’t just appropriate everything from past religions and belief systems… Anyway rant over.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Hair is such a big part of how people see attractiveness. Can somebody put this through a better hairstyle in a face app filter and post results?
ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Would
matelt@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Anyway, how is your sex life?
jeanofthedead@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You’re my favorite customer!
webp@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Does group perception of beauty change over time?
apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 months ago
Nobody would this mean about her appearance if she wasn’t being lit in the most unflattering possible way
sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
9000 is a really fucking old teenager.
itkovian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s like being Gandalf of all teenagers.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
“A wizard is never late, nor is she early, she arrives preci…”
Oh shut up Helen, you knew I was going to wear my leopard print and you wore yours today just so I would look like I’m copying you! Our friendship is so over!
Ariselas@piefed.ca 2 months ago
and she looks really good for 9000
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They rounded down, she’s actually 9017 years old.
sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Just so Republicans can feel it’s okay to want to rape her.