Anyway, how is your sex life?
O hi
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matelt@feddit.uk 53 minutes ago
sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
9000 is a really fucking old teenager.
itkovian@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
That’s like being Gandalf of all teenagers.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
“A wizard is never late, nor is she early, she arrives preci…”
Oh shut up Helen, you knew I was going to wear my leopard print and you wore yours today just so I would look like I’m copying you! Our friendship is so over!
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
They rounded down, she’s actually 9017 years old.
sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
Just so Republicans can feel it’s okay to want to rape her.
Ariselas@piefed.ca 15 hours ago
and she looks really good for 9000
gergolippai@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
well they always taught us in history class how greece was the hi mark of ancient culture.
very_well_lost@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
slow clap
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I think someone mixed up the storage, and they accidentally recreated John Travolta from the Battlefield Earth movie?
bampop@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
This is what we’d get if there was a movie about the making of the movie Battlefield Earth with John Travolta played by Val Kilmer
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 hours ago
It’s been a while since I’ve studied it, but IIRC skeletons of early humans show in general more traits we view as masculine, like stronger chins and a more jutting brow line, even in female skeletons. It was even more pronounced in male skeletons, but this is still pretty mild sexual dimorphism even among great apes (think male vs female gorillas, for example).
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
Though, even being 9000, they would still be considered a “modern” human, correct? Having evolved roughly 300k years ago, I would think their traits would be far more similar to our own then “early” versions of our species
AnchoriteMagus@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
Why did you have to remind me?
brap@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I hear you, I had blissfully forgotten all about that.
tomiant@piefed.world 13 hours ago
SIX fingers…
If anyone missed the RiffTrax version of that movie is one of the better ones. You can still find it on the privateer gulf.
0ndead@infosec.pub 14 hours ago
First thing I saw
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
this feels like one of those shrink wrapped dinosaur situations. like they arent doing a good job estimating how her soft tissue would have been distributed at all. why are her eyebrows so low, why are her cheeks so lean, why is there so much tissue below her lips, why is her hairline so high and with a bit of a widows peak? it feels like they put a mans tissue distribution on a womans frame completely uncritically and called it good.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
nuko147@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
If this is a teenage girl, how the hell the grown up men looked like? I mean my masculinity is already hurt by this image alone.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
not to long ago you were “ancient” with 40
ddplf@szmer.info 3 hours ago
This guy right here, his name is Ötzi. He died around his 50s. 5000 years ago. In the high Alpes. No, not due to old age. He was actually murdered. He was not considered ancient, just old. It’s speculated he was already crippled due to past wounds - both fresh and old, and yet he was fine and rocking at the altitude of over 3000 meters… until someone penetrated him with an arrow.
No that isn’t a counterargument to your theory, as a single special example is never enough to discard any statement. I don’t need to, because it’s already well documented how wrong this perception of aging is. I just want to show you just how durable people were even in the truly ancient times.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
Wrong, in those years people also reached the age of today’s people. The myth that they had a lower lifespan was due to the high mortality of newborns and a violent society that lowered the average general age.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Well yeah and back then everybody was ancient
Ougie@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Here we go again with the random shitting on the Greeks.
Bet the girls in England looked way better than this 9000 years ago, nothing like cro magnon apes no no they didn’t eat fleas out of each other’s backs where’d you hear that
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
random shitting? so it’s not related to the scientific research that was done in Greece and not in England?
Ougie@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I’ve noticed a trend lately - not sure how far back this goes - but it appears to me that aspects of the Greek civilization are very often attributed to the Romans and mentions of the Greeks are often reduced to derogatory memes (like how easy it is to be Socrates because there was only a bunch of people alive at the time and other such bs) and of course let’s not forget how gay everyone was (as if that’s a bad thing but whatever). Couple that with misconceptions about Alexander the great and how he was supposedly a Slav and Macedonias weren’t Greek blah blah, the fact that the Turks are trying to claim that everything that now lies in modern day Turkey is “theirs” etc etc, the claims from Christians around the world that Christian ideas are the basis of the western civilization and morality in general as if they didn’t just appropriate everything from past religions and belief systems… Anyway rant over.
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
I can suddenly see why you would fight a war over Cleopatra or Helen of Troy if this is the average local option.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 7 hours ago
It’s OK, she’s actually a 9000-year-old shapeshifting dragon.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Funny, if you cut the hair I’d say it’s Val Kilmer.
sik0fewl@piefed.ca 14 hours ago
If you don’t cut the hair it’s Madmartigan.
Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
All the cast of Odyssey should look like this
luthis@lemmy.nz 9 hours ago
The Odyssey is much, much closer to now than to 9000 years ago
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Yeah, it’s that old “Cleopatra lived closer to modern day than the building of the pyramids. Ancient Egypt had archeologists who studied ancient Egypt” thing.
blackbrook@mander.xyz 14 hours ago
Did Carrot Top forget to take his thyroid medication again?
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
Hair is such a big part of how people see attractiveness. Can somebody put this through a better hairstyle in a face app filter and post results?
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
40% Heath Ledger 40% Val Kilmer 20% Rocky Dennis
shortypants@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Looks like every bass player I’ve ever known.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
I feel called out
ekZepp@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Would
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Is this mislabeled for comedy purposes? Or was that the genuine reconstruction aim?
tomiant@piefed.world 13 hours ago
luthis@lemmy.nz 14 hours ago
Um guys… I don’t think Greece existed 9000 years ago.
TIEPilot@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
You’re tearing me apart Lisa!
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
You’re tearing me apart
Lisa!Holy Roman Empire!
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
MTG dyed her hair?
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 15 hours ago
Mother
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
Motherluthis@lemmy.nz 10 hours ago
Yeah i can see that a little bit too
Salah@hexbear.net 13 hours ago
Sculptures of that time period seem like a better indicator on what (the prettiest) people of ancient Greece looked like
robador51@lemmy.ml 13 hours ago
9000 year old sculptures?
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
Hirsute, indeed.
Mac@mander.xyz 14 hours ago
What’s her skincare routine?
garbage_world@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Girl?!
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Today, some women have very masculine features. You can find some of them on fashion show runways, for whatever reason.
This, by chance, is a skull with such features. This doesn’t mean all women then had masculine features, the same way not all women today do.
architect@thelemmy.club 52 minutes ago
High fashion models aren’t meant to be facially attractive. That’s what Victoria secret is for. High fashion requires a body as canvas (so be very very thin). A fierce look and walk.