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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    9000 is a really fucking old teenager.

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    • itkovian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s like being Gandalf of all teenagers.

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      • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “A wizard is never late, nor is she early, she arrives preci…”

        Oh shut up Helen, you knew I was going to wear my leopard print and you wore yours today just so I would look like I’m copying you! Our friendship is so over!

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    • Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      and she looks really good for 9000

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    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They rounded down, she’s actually 9017 years old.

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      • sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Just so Republicans can feel it’s okay to want to rape her.

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  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think someone mixed up the storage, and they accidentally recreated John Travolta from the Battlefield Earth movie?

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    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s been a while since I’ve studied it, but IIRC skeletons of early humans show in general more traits we view as masculine, like stronger chins and a more jutting brow line, even in female skeletons. It was even more pronounced in male skeletons, but this is still pretty mild sexual dimorphism even among great apes (think male vs female gorillas, for example).

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      • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Though, even being 9000, they would still be considered a “modern” human, correct? Having evolved roughly 300k years ago, I would think their traits would be far more similar to our own then “early” versions of our species

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    • AnchoriteMagus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why did you have to remind me?

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      • brap@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I hear you, I had blissfully forgotten all about that.

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      • tomiant@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        SIX fingers…

        If anyone missed the RiffTrax version of that movie is one of the better ones. You can still find it on the privateer gulf.

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    • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is what we’d get if there was a movie about the making of the movie Battlefield Earth with John Travolta played by Val Kilmer

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    • 0ndead@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      First thing I saw

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  • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    this feels like one of those shrink wrapped dinosaur situations. like they arent doing a good job estimating how her soft tissue would have been distributed at all. why are her eyebrows so low, why are her cheeks so lean, why is there so much tissue below her lips, why is her hairline so high and with a bit of a widows peak? it feels like they put a mans tissue distribution on a womans frame completely uncritically and called it good.

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  • gergolippai@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    well they always taught us in history class how greece was the hi mark of ancient culture.

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    • very_well_lost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      slow clap

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Funny, if you cut the hair I’d say it’s Val Kilmer.

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    • sik0fewl@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you don’t cut the hair it’s Madmartigan.

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      • LetThereBeNick@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And if you give her a normal hairline she might resemble a teenager

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Today, some women have very masculine features. You can find some of them on fashion show runways, for whatever reason.

    This, by chance, is a skull with such features. This doesn’t mean all women then had masculine features, the same way not all women today do.

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    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or maybe the scientist just sucks at portraits

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    • architect@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      High fashion models aren’t meant to be facially attractive. That’s what Victoria secret is for. High fashion requires a body as canvas (so be very very thin). A fierce look and walk.

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  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    Idk about this team tbh. Avgi is certainly not impressed.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • percent@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Steven with a P H” meme (phteven)

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    • groucho@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Idk about this team tbh

      They should have stopped at Bottom middle, the one between Special Agent Albert Rosenberg and guy in bar bathroom that wants to fight his reflection.

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  • OpenPassageways@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is what the Trojan War was fought over

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    • groucho@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The face that launched a thousand ships… away from it.

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  • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Did Carrot Top forget to take his thyroid medication again?

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  • ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can suddenly see why you would fight a war over Cleopatra or Helen of Troy if this is the average local option.

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  • nuko147@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If this is a teenage girl, how the hell the grown up men looked like? I mean my masculinity is already hurt by this image alone.

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    • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      not to long ago you were “ancient” with 40

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      • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ötzi the Iceman

        This guy right here, his name is Ötzi. He died around his 50s. 5000 years ago. In the high Alpes. No, not due to old age. He was actually murdered. He was not considered ancient, just old. It’s speculated he was already crippled due to past wounds - both fresh and old, and yet he was fine and rocking at the altitude of over 3000 meters… until someone penetrated him with an arrow.

        No that isn’t a counterargument to your theory, as a single special example is never enough to discard any statement. I don’t need to, because it’s already well documented how wrong this perception of aging is. I just want to show you just how durable people were even in the truly ancient times.

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      • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wrong, in those years people also reached the age of today’s people. The myth that they had a lower lifespan was due to the high mortality of newborns and a violent society that lowered the average general age.

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Well yeah and back then everybody was ancient

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  • Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All the cast of Odyssey should look like this

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    • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The Odyssey is much, much closer to now than to 9000 years ago

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      • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, it’s that old “Cleopatra lived closer to modern day than the building of the pyramids. Ancient Egypt had archeologists who studied ancient Egypt” thing.

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mother
    Tell your children not to walk my way
    Tell your children not to hear my words
    What they mean
    What they say
    Mother

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    • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah i can see that a little bit too

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    40% Heath Ledger 40% Val Kilmer 20% Rocky Dennis

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  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is this mislabeled for comedy purposes? Or was that the genuine reconstruction aim?

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  • TIEPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re tearing me apart Lisa!

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    • Thatuserguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re tearing me apart Lisa! Holy Roman Empire!

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    • matelt@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I did naht hit her!

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s OK, she’s actually a 9000-year-old shapeshifting dragon.

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  • tomiant@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    GjIHpUEWxKptr2z.png

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  • shortypants@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Looks like every bass player I’ve ever known.

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    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I feel called out

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  • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Um guys… I don’t think Greece existed 9000 years ago.

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    MTG dyed her hair?

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  • HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m no anthropologist but wouldn’t her skin be a lot darker? This feels like people making depictions of Jesus look like a modern European person.

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Like everything in life, tl;dr it’s complicated, but no doubt she got a little more sunkissed lmao.

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      • HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, one thing I’ve learned about human genetics is that the markers for skin color are wonky and unpredictable.

        I just feel like it’d be safer to assume she was a lot darker given the recency of African diaspora, but again I am far from an expert so I could be totally off.

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  • Ougie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Here we go again with the random shitting on the Greeks.

    Bet the girls in England looked way better than this 9000 years ago, nothing like cro magnon apes no no they didn’t eat fleas out of each other’s backs where’d you hear that

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    • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      random shitting? so it’s not related to the scientific research that was done in Greece and not in England?

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      • Ougie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’ve noticed a trend lately - not sure how far back this goes - but it appears to me that aspects of the Greek civilization are very often attributed to the Romans and mentions of the Greeks are often reduced to derogatory memes (like how easy it is to be Socrates because there was only a bunch of people alive at the time and other such bs) and of course let’s not forget how gay everyone was (as if that’s a bad thing but whatever). Couple that with misconceptions about Alexander the great and how he was supposedly a Slav and Macedonias weren’t Greek blah blah, the fact that the Turks are trying to claim that everything that now lies in modern day Turkey is “theirs” etc etc, the claims from Christians around the world that Christian ideas are the basis of the western civilization and morality in general as if they didn’t just appropriate everything from past religions and belief systems… Anyway rant over.

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hair is such a big part of how people see attractiveness. Can somebody put this through a better hairstyle in a face app filter and post results?

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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Would

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  • matelt@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Anyway, how is your sex life?

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    • jeanofthedead@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re my favorite customer!

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  • webp@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Does group perception of beauty change over time?

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  • apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nobody would this mean about her appearance if she wasn’t being lit in the most unflattering possible way

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