ParadoxSeahorse

@ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Thanksgiving!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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  Thank you, this right side is all mine now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They all look like this⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Eeyore is quite often purple or blue nowadays

  For shame dragging Eeyore into this dingy millennial Epstein shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The children must be taught to hate Disney⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  aristocratic sex slave

  what a princess is

  Well, fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget the rules, lest you become like Them!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that’s the abyss

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This makes so much more sense⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whereas “East” just means “direction of the egg”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This makes so much more sense⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In 1999, the warty comb jelly colonized the Caspian Sea via the UDWS. The establishment of this population led to a 60% reduction in the number of sprat, which in turn led to a reduction in the population of sturgeon and seals.

  Beautiful ethereal alien ate all the babies :/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beware!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but you have to keep your anise clean and hygienic if you want people to eat it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beware!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know this a shitpost, because yet another food item legitimately has shit in it, this is now a constant problem in America.

  I can only presume it’s because the workers are treated extremely badly, remunerated poorly, and the corpos face no consequences for apparently disgusting factories, and there’s no regulations?

  There’s no reason this should happen in a modern factory, there should be three hand wash stations before a worker even gets close to the food.

  “American food tastes like shit”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palantir CEO Alex Karp has mental breakdown in front of reporters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it just a bunch of unpleasant people getting rich who ask obnoxious questions and refuse to answer the questions that they’re being asked?

  Since you’re asking obnoxiously? Yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Promoted⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In West Philadelphia, born and raised
  On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
  Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool,
  And all shootin’ some B-ball outside of the school.
  
  When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
  Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.
  I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
  And said “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll wait⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that’s Theriogenology.

  “Catholic” is when you love the taste of CRTs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tough choice. toaster strudel or Twinkie⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can an American please explain what these are like, and why you would have them, over like doughnuts, pastries or other baked goods?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wet the drys⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but one cannot simply dust the wets. For tasty wets, you must wet the dusted dried wets. Dusting is important for pure dries.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wet the drys⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It is the dusted dried wets

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨throat game strong tho⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In fairness, I think that is pretty typical of white middle class childhood, you then invite unnecessary attention from the police, rebel from your middle class upbringing as a teen, purely because you have the privilege to have never gaf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  www.instagram.com/reel/DWqJxqqCAz9

  She’s very alluring

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  We’re the same

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Circular economy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Timothy Donald Cook Apple relegated, as it turns out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Congratulations⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More like my façade has sloughed another layer yay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rich ppl live longer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  OP replaced “correlation”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tim Apple names John Ternus as successor and legally changes name to Cook⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm… so, “Cook Apple”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Butt Three Brothers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The Butt Three Brothers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One of the lowercase m is actually an r + n, and the other isn't.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bum, baby, bum Disco inferno Bum, baby, bum Bum that mother down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks AI for the help⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Every boy who says this deserves to have their penis swell to a massive size and latch its opening over their nose and mouth and pump them full of gunk until they pass out and then leave them in an exhausted disgusting mess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if only people knew how based He is⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t fall off, they can’t feel the pain, so they just damage themselves a lot and they get infected, it’s mostly toes. Lepers are adorable really, you can see why someone would love them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Physical Video Game Software Dollar Sales Plunged to an All-Time July Low of Just $85 Million in the US — the Worst Total Since Tracking Began in 1995⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you an AI!? Any human can see the size of that disc and from your link the size of a laserdisc like wtf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is my purpose?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds great, no room for existential doubt, no parents being disappointed in you, you are a door. It is a great privilege to be the doorman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How a dog views life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Good boy just lucked into indentured servants via unearned hereditary privilege

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They call me the problem solver⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait wait wait

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When ‘Free Speech’ Means ‘Agree With Me'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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  Ftfy