ParadoxSeahorse

@ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Circular economy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Timothy Donald Cook Apple relegated, as it turns out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Congratulations⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  More like my façade has sloughed another layer yay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rich ppl live longer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  OP replaced “correlation”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tim Apple names John Ternus as successor and legally changes name to Cook⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm… so, “Cook Apple”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Butt Three Brothers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The Butt Three Brothers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One of the lowercase m is actually an r + n, and the other isn't.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bum, baby, bum Disco inferno Bum, baby, bum Bum that mother down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks AI for the help⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every boy who says this deserves to have their penis swell to a massive size and latch its opening over their nose and mouth and pump them full of gunk until they pass out and then leave them in an exhausted disgusting mess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if only people knew how based He is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t fall off, they can’t feel the pain, so they just damage themselves a lot and they get infected, it’s mostly toes. Lepers are adorable really, you can see why someone would love them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Physical Video Game Software Dollar Sales Plunged to an All-Time July Low of Just $85 Million in the US — the Worst Total Since Tracking Began in 1995⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you an AI!? Any human can see the size of that disc and from your link the size of a laserdisc like wtf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is my purpose?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds great, no room for existential doubt, no parents being disappointed in you, you are a door. It is a great privilege to be the doorman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How a dog views life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good boy just lucked into indentured servants via unearned hereditary privilege

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They call me the problem solver⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait wait wait

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When ‘Free Speech’ Means ‘Agree With Me'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

  Ftfy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simply Bananas⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually the second moon turned out not to be a moon at all, it was a red herring and it was Earth All Along

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Innit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, there are lots of beautiful places in the Americas, people just don’t like the USA, the country.

  They are probably better off just going to Canada, Mexico, the Caribbean instead and skipping the USA politics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not Enough Hate⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In my experience strong allyship comes from people who do not speak loudly on other people’s behalf, but mostly listen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apart from the coin that’s the same everywhere. And it’s because it’s “one fourth” of a dollar, which I mean, I’m not confused, who would be confused by that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wangtooth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can we talk about how Americans know the word “quarter” but constantly say “one fourth” like they are children relaying wheat yields in the 1700s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maximize revenue. Use every foot of your bar⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was funny to lampshade it but eh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maximize revenue. Use every foot of your bar⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Quirky

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Arizona teas at $1.59… we used to be a proper country.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In fairness, we’ve ensured wages don’t keep up with inflation either, so it balances out… it’s just probably gradually decreasing in quality over time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's one cliche "Moral of the story" in media that you hate more than anything else?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s even harder when you’re gay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The perfect date⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My comment was about vocal human interaction, not on a device.

  I agree with that in principle, but a) it should be in meta data and b) it should be abstracted so the user can display any format they wish. As a last resort, in the file name, sure. That standard adds a lot of extra time gumpf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The perfect date⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apr Aug Dec Feb Jan Jul Jun Mar May Nov Oct Sep

  Perfect

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The perfect date⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, you only say the 4th of July that way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The perfect date⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  FYI that’s about 218°C

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The perfect date⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not a bad idea to write it 6202 but then we’re redoing all the numbers, and that’s going to take time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The perfect date⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like you would only say “of August” if someone is staring at you in abject horror completely untethered from the time stream

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The perfect date⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always feel like rolling my eyes whilst Americans slowly drawl the month at me before telling me the day of the month I wanted

  “Dec…”

  Oh god, you’re American

  “…em…”

  Here we go, we’re going for it

  “…berrrrr”

  Yes, we’re getting there

  “…rrrrrrr”

  Hopefully we get to the date, or I’m going to have to ask someone else

  [inhales]

  Why did it have to be an American

  “Twenty….”

  Please not the year

  “…-seventh”

  Hallelujah, thank the lord, we have a date. Oh Jesus, why such an ordeal. So much time for stupid intrusive thoughts. What was it again…?

  Admittedly like most of this is my failings as a person