ParadoxSeahorse
@ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
- Comment on Heels are for everyone✨ 1 day ago:
I see no reason a bald head wouldn’t be fabulously perfect for an absolutely gorgeous wig, too
Why not shave those legs
- Comment on Heels are for everyone✨ 1 day ago:
I’d love to see you take men’s skirts off too
- Comment on Proving again that men are perpetually stuck in 8th grade sexual humor 1 day ago:
It’s a personalised mug on Etsy, and I would find it funny if someone bought it for me idk ymmv
- Comment on One of the many conspiracies I believe in 2 days ago:
People “knew” about dinosaurs and giants (for the less obviously-lizardy bones) for thousands of years. A lot of them were not very far from the surface.
The idea of Dinosauria has only been around like three hundred years, so you can see why myths prevail. Personally I think Pterosaurs are much more fascinating than any fictional Dragons, but this post is about dinosaurs.
This image is slop.
- Comment on most libertarian costume 3 days ago:
Tom O’Donnell has a new YA book
- Comment on life hacks 6 days ago:
I don’t know how you eat that much without it turning into milk soup halfway
- Comment on 100% human-made art by Andrea Guzzetta 1 week ago:
Just additive
- Comment on 100% human-made art by Andrea Guzzetta 1 week ago:
Using it as a tool to speed up your own work is completely different from passing off its work as yours or using it to do someone else’s work
- Comment on These gas station pills are getting sketchier 1 week ago:
** takes pill **
THREE HOURS LATER…
Wake up. We’re here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up. Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What’s your name?
Well, not even last night’s storm could wake you. I’ve heard them saying we’ve reached Morrowind; I’m sure they’ll let us go!
Quiet. Here comes the nurse.
- Comment on charting myself 1 week ago:
His right
- Comment on The only correct choice 1 week ago:
I don’t think that’s a thing outside America… but it certainly cooks a lot of instant noodles and if I’m feeling fancy bolognaise
- Comment on The only correct choice 1 week ago:
It’s the boys love burner <3
- Comment on How come manufacturers use base 10 units when calculating the space of a hard drive? Giving you 931GB per TB Hard Drive. Why not advertise the number windows reads? 2 weeks ago:
Here come the Mebibytes
It’s the MiBs, here come the MiBs
Here come the Mebibytes
(Mebibytes)
That you won’t remember - Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 14 comments
- Comment on I'm tired 2 weeks ago:
We all know it’s news that’s the problem
All these horrible things have always happened, even worse, but less frequently because lower global population. And we’d never find out about it because they’re shooting babies on the other side of the world
Is it bad that we know about it? No? But I’m trying to catch up, digest it, let it help form my opinions, then turn off notifications, read a book, go outside T_T spend time with safe people irl. I hate leaving my nest, but it feels good to stretch my wings. I’m trying to limit myself to one or two days online. It’s not working
- Comment on The meat! 2 weeks ago:
The skeleton is just a symbol of death.
It’s death people find scary… not anatomy
- Comment on Happy Thanksgiving! 3 weeks ago:
Thank you, this right side is all mine now
- Comment on They all look like this 3 weeks ago:
Eeyore is quite often purple or blue nowadays
For shame dragging Eeyore into this dingy millennial Epstein shit
- Comment on The children must be taught to hate Disney 3 weeks ago:
aristocratic sex slave
what a princess is
Well, fuck
- Comment on Don't forget the rules, lest you become like Them! 3 weeks ago:
No, that’s the abyss
- Comment on This makes so much more sense 4 weeks ago:
Whereas “East” just means “direction of the egg”
- Comment on This makes so much more sense 4 weeks ago:
In 1999, the warty comb jelly colonized the Caspian Sea via the UDWS. The establishment of this population led to a 60% reduction in the number of sprat, which in turn led to a reduction in the population of sturgeon and seals.
Beautiful ethereal alien ate all the babies :/
- Comment on Beware! 4 weeks ago:
Yeah but you have to keep your anise clean and hygienic if you want people to eat it
- Comment on Beware! 4 weeks ago:
I know this a shitpost, because yet another food item legitimately has shit in it, this is now a constant problem in America.
I can only presume it’s because the workers are treated extremely badly, remunerated poorly, and the corpos face no consequences for apparently disgusting factories, and there’s no regulations?
There’s no reason this should happen in a modern factory, there should be three hand wash stations before a worker even gets close to the food.
“American food tastes like shit”
- Comment on Palantir CEO Alex Karp has mental breakdown in front of reporters 4 weeks ago:
Is it just a bunch of unpleasant people getting rich who ask obnoxious questions and refuse to answer the questions that they’re being asked?
Since you’re asking obnoxiously? Yeah
- Comment on Promoted 5 weeks ago:
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool,
And all shootin’ some B-ball outside of the school.
When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.” - Comment on I'll wait 5 weeks ago:
No, that’s Theriogenology.
“Catholic” is when you love the taste of CRTs.
- Comment on tough choice. toaster strudel or Twinkie 1 month ago:
Can an American please explain what these are like, and why you would have them, over like doughnuts, pastries or other baked goods?
- Comment on wet the drys 1 month ago:
Yes, but one cannot simply dust the wets. For tasty wets, you must wet the dusted dried wets. Dusting is important for pure dries.
- Comment on wet the drys 1 month ago:
It is the dusted dried wets
