ParadoxSeahorse

@ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tough choice. toaster strudel or Twinkie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Can an American please explain what these are like, and why you would have them, over like doughnuts, pastries or other baked goods?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wet the drys⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but one cannot simply dust the wets. For tasty wets, you must wet the dusted dried wets. Dusting is important for pure dries.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wet the drys⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It is the dusted dried wets

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨throat game strong tho⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In fairness, I think that is pretty typical of white middle class childhood, you then invite unnecessary attention from the police, rebel from your middle class upbringing as a teen, purely because you have the privilege to have never gaf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  www.instagram.com/reel/DWqJxqqCAz9

  She’s very alluring

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

  We’re the same

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Circular economy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Timothy Donald Cook Apple relegated, as it turns out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Congratulations⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More like my façade has sloughed another layer yay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rich ppl live longer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OP replaced “correlation”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tim Apple names John Ternus as successor and legally changes name to Cook⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm… so, “Cook Apple”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Butt Three Brothers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Butt Three Brothers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One of the lowercase m is actually an r + n, and the other isn't.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bum, baby, bum Disco inferno Bum, baby, bum Bum that mother down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks AI for the help⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every boy who says this deserves to have their penis swell to a massive size and latch its opening over their nose and mouth and pump them full of gunk until they pass out and then leave them in an exhausted disgusting mess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if only people knew how based He is⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t fall off, they can’t feel the pain, so they just damage themselves a lot and they get infected, it’s mostly toes. Lepers are adorable really, you can see why someone would love them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Physical Video Game Software Dollar Sales Plunged to an All-Time July Low of Just $85 Million in the US — the Worst Total Since Tracking Began in 1995⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you an AI!? Any human can see the size of that disc and from your link the size of a laserdisc like wtf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is my purpose?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds great, no room for existential doubt, no parents being disappointed in you, you are a door. It is a great privilege to be the doorman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How a dog views life⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good boy just lucked into indentured servants via unearned hereditary privilege

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They call me the problem solver⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait wait wait

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When ‘Free Speech’ Means ‘Agree With Me'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  Ftfy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simply Bananas⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually the second moon turned out not to be a moon at all, it was a red herring and it was Earth All Along

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Innit⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, there are lots of beautiful places in the Americas, people just don’t like the USA, the country.

  They are probably better off just going to Canada, Mexico, the Caribbean instead and skipping the USA politics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not Enough Hate⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In my experience strong allyship comes from people who do not speak loudly on other people’s behalf, but mostly listen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apart from the coin that’s the same everywhere. And it’s because it’s “one fourth” of a dollar, which I mean, I’m not confused, who would be confused by that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wangtooth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can we talk about how Americans know the word “quarter” but constantly say “one fourth” like they are children relaying wheat yields in the 1700s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maximize revenue. Use every foot of your bar⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was funny to lampshade it but eh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maximize revenue. Use every foot of your bar⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Quirky

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Arizona teas at $1.59… we used to be a proper country.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In fairness, we’ve ensured wages don’t keep up with inflation either, so it balances out… it’s just probably gradually decreasing in quality over time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's one cliche "Moral of the story" in media that you hate more than anything else?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s even harder when you’re gay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The perfect date⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My comment was about vocal human interaction, not on a device.

  I agree with that in principle, but a) it should be in meta data and b) it should be abstracted so the user can display any format they wish. As a last resort, in the file name, sure. That standard adds a lot of extra time gumpf