ParadoxSeahorse
@ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
- Comment on A new quest appears... 5 days ago:
Also, you can set up scheduled actions to automatically dim them or turn them off if you happen to pass out
- Comment on Even centuries ago they had deep thoughts 1 week ago:
- Comment on How would you spell the sound Transformers make when they transform? 1 week ago:
tsch ch ch ch tsch
Feels like no vowels
- Comment on Sexting 1 week ago:
Veil, hijab, mask, furry head, paper bag etc. still hot, maybe even hotter, depending on taste
- Comment on Sexting 1 week ago:
You say that, then ask for normal selfies of their face?
- Comment on I'm not gonna be part of your system 2 weeks ago:
Grim
- Comment on Yummy yummy, in my tummy 2 weeks ago:
Correct me if I’m wrong, but you’re not supposed to put the whole tube in
- Comment on The old icons were better 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Tender chicken 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Zootopia 4 weeks ago:
I think those were deliberately “bedroom eyes” actually
- Comment on Hard choices. Who would you choose? 4 weeks ago:
Scoobs, snoops or supes
- Comment on PFP Evolution 4 weeks ago:
Anyone old enough to call it an avatar?
- Comment on Unquestionably high class 4 weeks ago:
Precook? The bacon and sausages just need to be thin enough, ie. pancetta sliced and chipolata, respectively. Possibly better roasted so they don’t need to be turned (they may unravel).
Traditionally, short chipolatas are used, sometimes referred to as cocktail sausages, although this can also refer to cold, precooked sausages of the same size.
- Comment on Check mate, atheists. 5 weeks ago:
Thank you
- Comment on Check mate, atheists. 5 weeks ago:
That’s nuns
- Comment on Welcome to the thunderdome? 5 weeks ago:
Purity bad, bastard best
- Comment on Boxing day nightmare 1 month ago:
And here’s the translated blurb for “Leka Doktor”, for fun:
A short novel about love and eroticism.
Anya has been terrified of doctors, illnesses and hospitals her whole life. Then she meets the great love, Martin is the man of her dreams and he feels the same way. The only problem is that he is a doctor, and Anya has big problems with her love life. She finds it hard to relax and enjoy their relationship when she constantly imagines that she is sick and that he finds various faults with her.
One day she has an accident and becomes really sick, she needs support from Martin and her best friend Katja. But Martin has to do something else, he has commitments he promised himself before they met.
Can Anya overcome her fear of doctors and hypochondria? Will they find a life together? Can their new relationship withstand being apart for three months?
- Comment on Boxing day nightmare 1 month ago:
The woman who “found” them said she planned to write a book about it, and then later did.
From the summary:
This is the true story, according to me Kicki Karlén about when I’ve first came across all the skeletons in the Church. In just a week I went from being a normal silent person to became known all over the world.
This is just a short story where I tell you about it. You get to see my point of the view, what I’m thinking of all the journalists questions, the Swedish authorities and about what they are digging up as side-stories.
Yes, I took photos off the skeletons in Ikeabags, but I did not do it to get famous. Yes, I emailed some local politician, and plenty of other people about it.
I did not in my wildest dream imagine that this thing came out this way. I also did not imagine that my life is no longer private, and I did not for a second consider that words was put in my mouth, and that the whole focus went far beyond the focus of all these dead people and on to me, writing erotic short stories and other stories, focus on what I think of the local politicians and the township. But the fact is, that I started it. If you buy the story you can learn why, and there’s also pictures of it all in the end.
This is not the easy entertainment I use to write, but it is the truth about me and the roll I had to play in this story. I hope I’ll give you all relevant answers in this explanation, about the skeletons in Ikeabags, the Church in Kläckeberga Sweden and about what started it.
Bur please remember while reading; these skeletons were once human beings just like you and me, and they deserve our respect for their lives and their death, and give just a thought of compassion with the parish who uninvited had to deal with this whole mess.
And what about me? I just love to tell a good story, and this one is the simple truth, not a fiction story I made up to amuse you. I will also warn sensitive persons for the pictures at the end of the story. I or my publisher Balder Books will take no responsibility what so ever for any damage you can fell by reading the story or watching the pictures. By buying this story you agree to hold me as a private person, an author and a publisher free from any blame that can came out of this. It’s the true story with pictures, that’s all it is.
- Comment on Relevant username 1 month ago:
I will not accept a rotting avo
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 1 month ago:
Yes! But the good thing about these stitched together cloths is they follow me to the bathroom
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 1 month ago:
3 9 19 depending on the weather? Does everybody else stay consistent due to climate control?
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 1 month ago:
This has been changed since the original (someone else linked). 8 should be 7 and 7 should have 17. Eight looks like an adult diaper.
- Comment on Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate 2 months ago:
So if you made this out of Hershey’s, it’d be both?
A shit that tastes like chocolate that tastes like shit?
- Comment on idk 2 months ago:
Hyperbolic speed increases
- Comment on idk 2 months ago:
Innit 240?
- Comment on idk 2 months ago:
Darjeeling darling
- Comment on Lying can be so complicated 2 months ago:
I thought this was hilarious
- Comment on Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser? 2 months ago:
Some browsers will not keep your history indefinitely (or even more than a month) any more
- Comment on Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser? 2 months ago:
ADHD overhead to further organisation?
I have folders of folders of bookmarks, save all tabs as a new dated bookmark folder at intervals (some bookmarks are therefore duplicated as many times as they continue to exist), just in case I hit the dreaded close all button.
I do try to get rid of them as much as I can, but it’s like in my mind when I’m deleting them the question is “is this process still running?” and (due to ADHD?) I guess 300 tabs is the answer?
Some things are not reproducible as bookmarks, for example pages with post content will be reposted on reload (or thawing)… which while perhaps is not great web design (and you would hope they would have error catching for safety), is a benefit of tab vs bookmark? Also I would say thumbnails as a visual reference, and they have actually saved me if a website has disappeared and all urls now get redirected, I have caught the title from the cached thumbnail.
I have found “history”, even if you select “keep forever” is always being deleted, and bookmarks do not get surfaced on search, presumably due to inefficient search/index/storage, however, tabs are very reliably right there.
If I could have a system, it would be no number of tabs, and they silently slip off into cold storage and lose their metadata over time, perhaps just a list of titles at the very top/bottom/oldest.
This is insane, I understand that :-)
- Comment on Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser? 2 months ago:
That button should be able to be turned off; is there a delete all button on your hard drive? No, that’s insane. Tabs are files. Tabs are life.
