Fuck Grandpa. How do you think Grandpa’s dad, who most likely fought the fucking Nazis, would feel about Grandpa fellating the fucking fascists? Hmm?
uninvited
Submitted 4 weeks ago by thermal_shock@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
He’d probably adore this admirable abundance of alliterations.
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Aliterations are the puns of serious talk: cheap and cheery.
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Grandpa could be GenX and his grandfather fought the Nazis. Fascism is coming back because few people alive remember it.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
It took less than a decade between the Greatest Generation dying off for their kids to enable fascism.
Rin@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
This is like the smallest prank ever and he’s not welcome for Christmas… I guess he dodged a bullet.
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I called my MAGA father-in-law a “fucking asshole” in front of half the family and all I got was a no more politics in front of the family ban. He thought it was funny.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
If that’s all it takes to get uninvited then they weren’t interested in being family anyways.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Had an uncle give my sister a Trump board game for Christmas (secret Santa) back when that game was new (early 90’s?). He put cash in the box which she didn’t find for YEARS when the closet shelf collapsed and the unopened game got crushed.
It was a great gag then too 🤣
Shapillon@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Wow that’s playing the long game lmao
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Well, friend. That’s because you have a functional family.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Well that’s just like … True. I’m joking I love my family and I’m lucky as hell on that front.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Success
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Thats not even funny…
It’d be better if it was Obama instead of Biden 😏
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
How? They’d figure out swap before they even started.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
I mean, did it really take Grandpa the whole face to figure out it was Biden and not Trump?
Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The only reason I see why anyone would get mad about this is, if they are gay for trump.
tourist@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Why’d he finish the hairline lmao
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Wanted to see if it was pre-plugs? 🤷
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Because this isn’t real
ms_lane@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
NO FUN ALLOWED
iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’m surprised that it’s 500 whole pieces. Should be like 25.
mombutt_long_and_low@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
If this is real - what a shitty family.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
I would see this as an absolute win
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Probably fake, but based.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Would help grandpa calibrate his democracy destroying partisan bigotry anytime.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
They look like shockingly similar
Justas@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
What kind of crazy person doesn’t start a jigsaw puzzle with the edge pieces?
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
I guess, the ones who make up BS for Internet points
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Can’t funny things just be funny?
random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The entire internet?
danc4498@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You aren’t welcome here for Christmas either
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
They wanted to be able to kiss Trump so they rushed for the face
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
If this were not fake, that would actually be a pretty good joke, since they would have invested more time starting at the edges before getting to the punchline.
rtxn@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Idolatry is one hell of a drug.
Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 4 weeks ago
Because it’s very real