Fuck Grandpa. How do you think Grandpa’s dad, who most likely fought the fucking Nazis, would feel about Grandpa fellating the fucking fascists? Hmm?
uninvited
Submitted 1 year ago by thermal_shock@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’d probably adore this admirable abundance of alliterations.
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Aliterations are the puns of serious talk: cheap and cheery.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Grandpa could be GenX and his grandfather fought the Nazis. Fascism is coming back because few people alive remember it.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 year ago
It took less than a decade between the Greatest Generation dying off for their kids to enable fascism.
Rin@lemm.ee 1 year ago
This is like the smallest prank ever and he’s not welcome for Christmas… I guess he dodged a bullet.
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I called my MAGA father-in-law a “fucking asshole” in front of half the family and all I got was a no more politics in front of the family ban. He thought it was funny.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If that’s all it takes to get uninvited then they weren’t interested in being family anyways.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Had an uncle give my sister a Trump board game for Christmas (secret Santa) back when that game was new (early 90’s?). He put cash in the box which she didn’t find for YEARS when the closet shelf collapsed and the unopened game got crushed.
It was a great gag then too 🤣
Shapillon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wow that’s playing the long game lmao
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Well, friend. That’s because you have a functional family.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well that’s just like … True. I’m joking I love my family and I’m lucky as hell on that front.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Success
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Thats not even funny…
It’d be better if it was Obama instead of Biden 😏
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
How? They’d figure out swap before they even started.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 year ago
I mean, did it really take Grandpa the whole face to figure out it was Biden and not Trump?
Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The only reason I see why anyone would get mad about this is, if they are gay for trump.
tourist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why’d he finish the hairline lmao
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Wanted to see if it was pre-plugs? 🤷
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Because this isn’t real
ms_lane@lemmy.world 1 year ago
NO FUN ALLOWED
iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m surprised that it’s 500 whole pieces. Should be like 25.
mombutt_long_and_low@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If this is real - what a shitty family.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 year ago
I would see this as an absolute win
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Probably fake, but based.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Would help grandpa calibrate his democracy destroying partisan bigotry anytime.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They look like shockingly similar
Justas@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
What kind of crazy person doesn’t start a jigsaw puzzle with the edge pieces?
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I guess, the ones who make up BS for Internet points
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Can’t funny things just be funny?
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The entire internet?
danc4498@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You aren’t welcome here for Christmas either
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
They wanted to be able to kiss Trump so they rushed for the face
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If this were not fake, that would actually be a pretty good joke, since they would have invested more time starting at the edges before getting to the punchline.
rtxn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Idolatry is one hell of a drug.
Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 1 year ago
Because it’s very real