Fuck Grandpa. How do you think Grandpa’s dad, who most likely fought the fucking Nazis, would feel about Grandpa fellating the fucking fascists? Hmm?
uninvited
Submitted 3 months ago by thermal_shock@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 months ago
He’d probably adore this admirable abundance of alliterations.
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Aliterations are the puns of serious talk: cheap and cheery.
shalafi@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Grandpa could be GenX and his grandfather fought the Nazis. Fascism is coming back because few people alive remember it.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 months ago
It took less than a decade between the Greatest Generation dying off for their kids to enable fascism.
Rin@lemm.ee 3 months ago
This is like the smallest prank ever and he’s not welcome for Christmas… I guess he dodged a bullet.
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I called my MAGA father-in-law a “fucking asshole” in front of half the family and all I got was a no more politics in front of the family ban. He thought it was funny.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If that’s all it takes to get uninvited then they weren’t interested in being family anyways.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Had an uncle give my sister a Trump board game for Christmas (secret Santa) back when that game was new (early 90’s?). He put cash in the box which she didn’t find for YEARS when the closet shelf collapsed and the unopened game got crushed.
It was a great gag then too 🤣
Shapillon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Wow that’s playing the long game lmao
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Well, friend. That’s because you have a functional family.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Well that’s just like … True. I’m joking I love my family and I’m lucky as hell on that front.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Success
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Thats not even funny…
It’d be better if it was Obama instead of Biden 😏
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
How? They’d figure out swap before they even started.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 months ago
I mean, did it really take Grandpa the whole face to figure out it was Biden and not Trump?
Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The only reason I see why anyone would get mad about this is, if they are gay for trump.
tourist@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Why’d he finish the hairline lmao
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Wanted to see if it was pre-plugs? 🤷
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Because this isn’t real
ms_lane@lemmy.world 3 months ago
NO FUN ALLOWED
iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’m surprised that it’s 500 whole pieces. Should be like 25.
mombutt_long_and_low@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If this is real - what a shitty family.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 months ago
I would see this as an absolute win
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Probably fake, but based.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Would help grandpa calibrate his democracy destroying partisan bigotry anytime.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 months ago
They look like shockingly similar
Justas@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
What kind of crazy person doesn’t start a jigsaw puzzle with the edge pieces?
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
I guess, the ones who make up BS for Internet points
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Can’t funny things just be funny?
random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The entire internet?
danc4498@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You aren’t welcome here for Christmas either
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
They wanted to be able to kiss Trump so they rushed for the face
jaybone@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If this were not fake, that would actually be a pretty good joke, since they would have invested more time starting at the edges before getting to the punchline.
rtxn@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Idolatry is one hell of a drug.
Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 3 months ago
Because it’s very real