uninvited

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• Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What kind of crazy person doesn’t start a jigsaw puzzle with the edge pieces?

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  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I guess, the ones who make up BS for Internet points

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Can’t funny things just be funny?

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    • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The entire internet?

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    • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You aren’t welcome here for Christmas either

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If this were not fake, that would actually be a pretty good joke, since they would have invested more time starting at the edges before getting to the punchline.

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  • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They wanted to be able to kiss Trump so they rushed for the face

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  • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Idolatry is one hell of a drug.

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  • Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Because it’s very real

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• GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fuck Grandpa. How do you think Grandpa’s dad, who most likely fought the fucking Nazis, would feel about Grandpa fellating the fucking fascists? Hmm?

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  • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He’d probably adore this admirable abundance of alliterations.

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    • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Alterations are awesome!

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    • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Aliterations are the puns of serious talk: cheap and cheery.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Grandpa could be GenX and his grandfather fought the Nazis. Fascism is coming back because few people alive remember it.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It took less than a decade between the Greatest Generation dying off for their kids to enable fascism.

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• Rin@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is like the smallest prank ever and he’s not welcome for Christmas… I guess he dodged a bullet.

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  • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I called my MAGA father-in-law a “fucking asshole” in front of half the family and all I got was a no more politics in front of the family ban. He thought it was funny.

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• Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If that’s all it takes to get uninvited then they weren’t interested in being family anyways.

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Had an uncle give my sister a Trump board game for Christmas (secret Santa) back when that game was new (early 90’s?). He put cash in the box which she didn’t find for YEARS when the closet shelf collapsed and the unopened game got crushed.

    It was a great gag then too 🤣

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    • Shapillon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wow that’s playing the long game lmao

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  • stevedice@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well, friend. That’s because you have a functional family.

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    • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well that’s just like … True. I’m joking I love my family and I’m lucky as hell on that front.

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thats not even funny…

  It’d be better if it was Obama instead of Biden 😏

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How? They’d figure out swap before they even started.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I mean, did it really take Grandpa the whole face to figure out it was Biden and not Trump?

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Success

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• Eddbopkins@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The only reason I see why anyone would get mad about this is, if they are gay for trump.

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• tourist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why’d he finish the hairline lmao

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  • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Because this isn’t real

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wanted to see if it was pre-plugs? 🤷

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• iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m surprised that it’s 500 whole pieces. Should be like 25.

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• ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  NO FUN ALLOWED

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• mombutt_long_and_low@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If this is real - what a shitty family.

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• Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Probably fake, but based.

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• cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I would see this as an absolute win

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Would help grandpa calibrate his democracy destroying partisan bigotry anytime.

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• ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They look like shockingly similar

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• BigBenis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  #worthit

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  • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    #wartit

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