cows_are_underrated
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- Comment on I have an idea ☝️ 3 days ago:
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon is not the most compatible pokemon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however vaporeon has its human on pokemon breedability outclassed by it’s cousin evolution, umbreon.
Umbreon boasts an extremely impressive defense stat spread. With it’s combination of very high HP, defense and special defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It’s ability, inner focus allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued.
Umbreon also has access to the ability synchronise, which allows it to share it’s current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels combined with all the pleasure you’re getting from pounding this perfect, breedable pokemon.
A great fun fact, umbreon can excrete toxins in it’s sweat, which would in turn soak your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your umbreon as well (which with synchronise, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). It can learn payback, which doubles in power after the pokemon is hit, meaning umbreon will throw it back twice as hard as normally if you’re hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn guard swap, it could give you it’s insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance.
Speaking of endurance, umbreon also has access to endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within umbreon’s movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use taunt, in turn making you only able to do attacking moves such as slam, pound, etc;
It’s access to the abilities inner focus and synchronise allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of it’s pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other pokemon, or even four times, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with it’s extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes umbreon the most qualified to breed with humans; able to take d**k of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
- Comment on Christmas beetles 1 week ago:
They surely want to kill you, they just lack the ability to do so
- Comment on I love Dune! 1 week ago:
The thing with LSD is, that (depending on your dose) you usually also dont want to trip that regularly since its in fact quite exhausting. And tolerance builds up in like no time, so tripping very regular is a gigantic waste of money.
- Comment on I love Dune! 1 week ago:
Sounds like you are in fact tripping.
- Comment on Fair's fair. 1 week ago:
If they weren’t proletarian they wouldn’t have to work. Farmers are some of the most hard working people in society. 70h a week is a normal workload. They work 365 days a week and still get fucked over.
- Comment on Fair's fair. 1 week ago:
Not just the equipment, but also the costs for land and buildings. In my region a single hectare of land costs around 10-20k€ so for a small farm (which would be at around 50ha) you would pay 500k to 1m € just for the land alone. You havent bought a single piece of equipment, you didnt build a building and depending on what your structure is, you also havent bought a single animal.
- Comment on Fair's fair. 1 week ago:
1.5 million is not that much. Also theres a massive difference between how much you own (without debt) and how much money you make. Even while 1.5 million may sound like a lot it is in fact a quite small farm. They are probably not making that much money (also remember, that a lot of their income gets tunneled directly into paying back debt for investments.
- Comment on Fair's fair. 1 week ago:
Depends. Its something you have to ve made for, but driving up and down the field the whole day can be quite relaxing. Its also ideal for listening to podcasts.
Doing this while being high is not only quite dangerous, but can also lead to quite poor results.
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 2 weeks ago:
Idk what kind of honey you habe, but as long as your honey didnt cristalyse into a solid block you still have to rotate it to avoid it dripping.
- Comment on I think it's really neat! 3 weeks ago:
I like that ;)
- Comment on Work in progress 15mm sculpt 3 weeks ago:
Its the loss meme
- Comment on Feeling that groove 5 weeks ago:
That’s how basically all electronics work
- Comment on Feeling that groove 5 weeks ago:
Tat’s the neat part about it. Scientists dont understand it either.
How computers work is also some form of witchcraft. Even tho I understand the principles behind it, it still is literally magic that we get computers to execute stuff.
- Comment on Racism restaurant 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on il boohoo 5 weeks ago:
If money can’t buy happiness, why can I buy tdrugs then?
- Comment on IT'S TIME! 5 weeks ago:
If Turkeys dont want to be eaten, why are they made out of food?
- Comment on Radon 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on "Does Hitler have a right to privacy?" and other big questions in research ethics. 1 month ago:
But heres the big one. Cancer. Your DNA holds the key to curing cancer. Some company has your DNA, and using your DNA creates a cure for Cancer. They then make trillions of money off of it. And you get fuck all, even though it your DNA. You dont even get to say that it should be given away. Its theirs now.
Basically what happened to Henrietta Lacks
- Comment on Sliced off the tip of my thumb, what are some good one handed games? 1 month ago:
Geometry dash only requires a single finger.
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 2 months ago:
Ah, The goodbold pennymarkt documentary. One of the most legendary German documentaries ever created.
- Comment on Anon is forever alone 2 months ago:
From my experience online dating (as a man) is a complete waste of time. In about one year I got like 10 matches at Max and half of those didnt even had any form of somewhat decent communication.
I did put quite some effort into my profile but it didnt help anything.
Now since I switched sides I have gotten more likes in a single week than I got in a whole year just because I switched from male to female. I Am pre everything, so I dont even look remotely feminine and most of my pictures are kinda ass, but I dont really bother to make some good ones.
- Comment on Anon is forever alone 2 months ago:
Fake: No way hes working for such a long time as a server in a sushi restaurant
Gay: Anon is probably gay in denial and therefore still single.
- Comment on Mary E. Brunkow, one of this year's Nobel Prize winners in Medicine, has only 34 published papers and an H-index of 21. 2 months ago:
Can’t argue with that
- Comment on Mary E. Brunkow, one of this year's Nobel Prize winners in Medicine, has only 34 published papers and an H-index of 21. 2 months ago:
There absolutely is. Academia is completely fucked.
- Comment on You might be proud but she is disgusted 2 months ago:
Save their dick picks to have a collection at hand so when someone sends you one you can reply with one too.
Also report these fuckers to the police.
- Comment on It is only half greentext, though amusing 2 months ago:
And gay
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 2 months ago:
Yeah, but I still have no idea what its meant to be
- Comment on Does being a ‘hero’ mean you are a perfect person? 2 months ago:
Doesn’t have to be and in stories its absolutely boring. The wheel of time has a quite great example of a hero that is far from being perfect. The main character has to save the world but due to him being the chosen one he develops quite the superiority complex and becomes arrogant (which is also because kings bow before him) this inner conflict of being absolutely flawed and his duty to save the world largely contributes to the storyline being literally the best book I have ever read. I can only recommend it (but be aware, the whole story is 11.000 pages long)
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 2 months ago:
What?
- Comment on What's your test for people? 2 months ago:
Okay, fair enough. How about putting eventual food, that has not been eaten, on the top plate (and in general making sure the plate is not completely dirty)
