American here, I have no problem with them. There was a roundabout nearby in my city. When they unleashed it, the first driver brave enough to traverse it swerved off the road and died on the spot. It caused such a scene that the next 3 cars watching entered the wrong way and started to pile up. More cars piled up over the coming weeks, it couldn’t be taped off because the city service workers were unfortunately not Europeans and also could not traverse the labyrinth, they too piled up and died of starvation. Eventually it collapsed into a singularity under its growing weight (Americans are fat, so it was over the Chandresekar limit), cars add into the eternal swirl each day and emanate slowly as Hawking radiation. It’s quite beautiful to see.
You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.
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misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
for a country who’s core values is Car, they suck at driving
EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Our core value is taking necessary services and pricing them like a luxury.
Spread everything out really far, get rid of public transit, and, since everybody still needs a license to drive your expensive cars, make the driving test super easy to pass so almost everybody can drive. Boom, 1.2 passengers per car and nobody can actually drive them well.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Our core value isn’t Car, it’s “individual freedom, especially at the cost or inconvenience of others”. It just so happens that Car aligns pretty well with that
abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
you don’t have to be smart to drive, we made sure of that.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How can one be too stupid to use a roundabout?
Wolf@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I don’t think it’s a matter of ‘can’t figure it out’ as much as ‘don’t like change’. We’ve been putting them roundabouts in my shithole state and the number of people who complain about them boggles the mind. They will successfully navigate them, but they’ll whinge about it the whole time.
This happened to me just the other day as I was chauffeuring some good old boy around. Mind you he wasn’t even driving, but still had to let it be known that he disapproved. There was no traffic so I barely had to slow down to navigate the intersection and his input was “I hate these things, they just slow you down!”. I tried pointing out that if it had been a 4-way stop we would have had to stop, so it was actually faster this way. I don’t know if he was immune to logic or just unwilling to admit that something that was different than what he was used to had a benefit, but he just repeated that he hated them, so I dropped the subject.
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
I’ve seen
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Turning left without going around the center
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Stopping to allow someone into the roundabout intended as a kind gesture and
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My mom insisted that in her car I use the left turn signal if my roundabout exit is to the left of my entrance
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frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Unfortunately, it’s a thing. I’ve had people try to merge onto the roundabout when I’m in it, and then honk at me when I didn’t let them through. If any of these people ever do hit my car, I am not going to try to correct them ahead of time so that they perjurer themselves to the cop who eventually shows up to take the report.
Which I think speaks to the terrible level of driver training in America. A roundabout is a combination of things that you should already know about as a driver, like how yield signs work, and how to stay in your lane and follow lines on the road. If you can’t put those thoughts together, then I question your ability to drive safely at all.
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I asked my neighbor, he said Europeans are stupid for driving in circles all day. So, that’s how.
SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Interestingly they spin counterclockwise here, but clockwise in Australia.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
This was brilliant.
Bosht@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve never seen this copypasta and I love it.
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
It came from the heart
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
>my citizens in Cities:Skylines
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 month ago
Don’t forget to put a toll booth on every street
BlackVenom@lemmy.world 1 month ago
LANE CHANGE
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’ve never heard of NASCAR. We are good at turning left for hours on end.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’ve been turning right since at least '80…and you started far on the right already.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey!
Don’t forget Nixon.
rmuk@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Oh, please. There’s way more to NASCAR than that.
evergreen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As an American, I can ride my mobility scooter for 74 hours and still be in Walmart. Comprend that.
seejur@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do they have pit stops to recharge the batteries at Walmart? I would imagine there is also a burrito stand nearby
RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
They’re not called burritos any more. They’re called Americas.
If you imply different you’ll get deported.
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I really wanna know what they put in to Google to make it spit out that time estimate.
wischi@programming.dev 1 month ago
Probably a scripted route.
slingstone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They’ve started using traffic circles in my state. They work sooo much better than traffic lights at intersections.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Roundabouts are even better.
rektdeckard@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I didn’t realize there was a difference
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I love roundabouts, but goddamn are they annoying when you’re stuck in a route starvation situation. I’ve had bad days when I’m stuck for close to 5 minutes at one near my house depending on time of day and approach route.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Only 74 hours?
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 month ago
Gas is expensive over here.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
74hrs straight
fading_person@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Mr bean, is that you?
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
American here, you can absolutely drive at least one more hour than that. Idiots.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 month ago
Actually, driving without a destination is forbidden in Germany. It’s unenforceable in most cases because it’s easy to claim a fake reason but if you keep circling a roundabout, there is a case to be made against you.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Actually, driving without a destination is forbidden in Germany.
Completely reasonable, but somehow I’m still surprised that this is a thing.
ramble81@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
2,219km is only 1,378mi… that’s about the distance from the southern tip of California to the top of Washington State. Not even the width of the US.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It also would only take around 20 hours.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
20 hours to travel 2219km is 110km/hr. Around the narrow lane of a roundabout, that’s at least 6gs, which can be fatal without training
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Or the circumference of your mum’s fat arse
rmuk@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Or the size of your Mom’s big butt.
Beep boop I’m a bot that translates British English to American English. To opt out, reply ‘ligma’.
Soapbox@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You can fit 74 Germanys inside a Texas roundabout. The European mind cannot comprehend this.
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 month ago
You can fit 74 texases inside an Australian cattle station. They’re hilariously angry about it.
Entitle9294@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That says more about the fat-ass Texans than the Germans
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I think those are called beltways
capuccino@lemmy.world 1 month ago
do germans move their cars like the flintstones how do they magane have fuel/battery for 72hrs?
Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Two words: German Efficiency
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I hear their gas devices are very efficient.
capuccino@lemmy.world 1 month ago
it’s a flintstones thing then
GreenCrunch@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Since you’re in a roundabout, you just need a large funnel into the gas tank. Every time around, someone standing at the side pours a bit of fuel in while you pass, so you get a splash of fuel per lap!
LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Their cars run off centrifugal force.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Just add a long range tank in the trunk.
A normal car can do 1600 km or 1000 miles on a tank. By normal of course I mean diesel-powered German executive class sedan or wagon with an 80 liter tank.
At the low speeds of the roundabout, you might use more fuel, so maybe it’ll only do 1200 km on a tank. Just use a long range tank and you’re golden. They use them in endurance racing, or to go illegally fast for extended periods of time in Cannonball Runs.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Easy, just pick a roundabout that goes downhill.
474D@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Uh, you know we have roundabouts in the US too, right?
Rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
America’s been adopting roundabouts in the last decade.
pfr@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Laughs in Australian
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
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If you overshoot your destination, do you have to drive another 74 hours to get back to it?
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If you turn around (going against the circle), does it go up in time?
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Why did it stop at 74? Why not infinity or 99? I can plot 79 hours from Key West Florida to Anchorage Alaska
What a neat bug.
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noMoYnks@lemmings.world 1 month ago
To be fair germans would probably drive that long just for the pleasure of polluting the air
the_tab_key@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t even have any nice landmarks on the drive, like Big Ben.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Hey look kids! It’s Big Ben!
Pandantic@midwest.social 1 month ago
The Longest Roubdabout by Germany
Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Schaut mal, Kinder, Big Ben
TheFrirish@jlai.lu 1 month ago
Can easily do this around the Arc of Triumph
Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
When you can’t decide between Hertha Sponer and Marie Curie
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The wheel and circular geometry are relatively new Inventions.
jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
In Taiwan, we do roundabouts all wrong. We add traffic lights in the middle of them.
nuko147@lemmy.world 1 month ago
74 hours without the stops!
gurnu@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There’s a million things Americans can’t comprehend. Not licking billionaire’s boots, for one
uawarebrah@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
German who lives in USA, they have them here too. Sometimes more. The town I live in has 3 in succession
Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can drive from gibraltar to Edinburgh and still be in UK
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can buy a coffee mug with a $9.99 price tag, the be asked to pay $10.74 at the register. The German mind cannot comprehend this
FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not any sane mind can comprehend this.
DesolateMood@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I can comprehend it, but I’m certainly not happy about it
damnedfurry@lemmy.world 1 month ago
All there is to comprehend is that the US contains states that have distinct sales tax laws.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not only can Americans comprehend it, they actively choose for it to be this way. Macys tried to switch to straight forward pricing and it did not go well for them so they switched back to their bs sales.
frostedtrailblazer@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Imo it only works if everyone does it at the same time and if it’s implemented by legislation enforcing it. If one company does it, their competitors can take advantage of the perceived differences.
BlackVenom@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I thought that was JC Pennys
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I stopped off in Oregon once for some McDonald’s. My total ended up being $8.00 exactly and I let out a little smile and told the cashier ‘wow perfect, what are the chances’
She looked at me like I was an idiot, and I learned some things about Oregon that day.
peregrin5@piefed.social 1 month ago
neither can the Oregonian mind
Sekoia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
A lot of germany has deposits actually, so an extra 25-50 cents on top for cans and glass bottles
uzay@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Which are only added in fine print on the price tag usually. But it’s more like 8-25 cents for cans, most plastic bottles, and some glass bottles.
MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Oregon has entered the chat