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You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.

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  • misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    American here, I have no problem with them. There was a roundabout nearby in my city. When they unleashed it, the first driver brave enough to traverse it swerved off the road and died on the spot. It caused such a scene that the next 3 cars watching entered the wrong way and started to pile up. More cars piled up over the coming weeks, it couldn’t be taped off because the city service workers were unfortunately not Europeans and also could not traverse the labyrinth, they too piled up and died of starvation. Eventually it collapsed into a singularity under its growing weight (Americans are fat, so it was over the Chandresekar limit), cars add into the eternal swirl each day and emanate slowly as Hawking radiation. It’s quite beautiful to see.

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      for a country who’s core values is Car, they suck at driving

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      • EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Our core value is taking necessary services and pricing them like a luxury.

        Spread everything out really far, get rid of public transit, and, since everybody still needs a license to drive your expensive cars, make the driving test super easy to pass so almost everybody can drive. Boom, 1.2 passengers per car and nobody can actually drive them well.

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      • abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        you don’t have to be smart to drive, we made sure of that.

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      • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Our core value isn’t Car, it’s “individual freedom, especially at the cost or inconvenience of others”. It just so happens that Car aligns pretty well with that

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    • Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve never seen this copypasta and I love it.

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      • misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        It came from the heart

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This was brilliant.

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can buy a coffee mug with a $9.99 price tag, the be asked to pay $10.74 at the register. The German mind cannot comprehend this

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not any sane mind can comprehend this.

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      • DesolateMood@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I can comprehend it, but I’m certainly not happy about it

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      • damnedfurry@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        All there is to comprehend is that the US contains states that have distinct sales tax laws.

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    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not only can Americans comprehend it, they actively choose for it to be this way. Macys tried to switch to straight forward pricing and it did not go well for them so they switched back to their bs sales.

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      • frostedtrailblazer@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Imo it only works if everyone does it at the same time and if it’s implemented by legislation enforcing it. If one company does it, their competitors can take advantage of the perceived differences.

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      • BlackVenom@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I thought that was JC Pennys

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    • Glitterbomb@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I stopped off in Oregon once for some McDonald’s. My total ended up being $8.00 exactly and I let out a little smile and told the cashier ‘wow perfect, what are the chances’

      She looked at me like I was an idiot, and I learned some things about Oregon that day.

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    • MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oregon has entered the chat

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    • peregrin5@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      neither can the Oregonian mind

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    • Sekoia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A lot of germany has deposits actually, so an extra 25-50 cents on top for cans and glass bottles

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  • fading_person@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mr bean, is that you?

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  • evergreen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As an American, I can ride my mobility scooter for 74 hours and still be in Walmart. Comprend that.

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    • seejur@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do they have pit stops to recharge the batteries at Walmart? I would imagine there is also a burrito stand nearby

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      • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They’re not called burritos any more. They’re called Americas.

        If you imply different you’ll get deported.

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  • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    >my citizens in Cities:Skylines

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Don’t forget to put a toll booth on every street

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    • BlackVenom@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      LANE CHANGE

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  • capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    do germans move their cars like the flintstones how do they magane have fuel/battery for 72hrs?

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    • GreenCrunch@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Since you’re in a roundabout, you just need a large funnel into the gas tank. Every time around, someone standing at the side pours a bit of fuel in while you pass, so you get a splash of fuel per lap!

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  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’ve never heard of NASCAR. We are good at turning left for hours on end.

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’ve been turning right since at least '80…and you started far on the right already.

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      • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Hey!

        Don’t forget Nixon.

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh, please. There’s way more to NASCAR than that.

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  • Soapbox@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can fit 74 Germanys inside a Texas roundabout. The European mind cannot comprehend this.

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    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can fit 74 texases inside an Australian cattle station. They’re hilariously angry about it.

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    • Entitle9294@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That says more about the fat-ass Texans than the Germans

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    • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think those are called beltways

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  • TheFrirish@jlai.lu ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can easily do this around the Arc of Triumph

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    • Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Paint It Black starts playing in french

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I really wanna know what they put in to Google to make it spit out that time estimate.

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    • wischi@programming.dev ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Probably a scripted route.

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    American here, you can absolutely drive at least one more hour than that. Idiots.

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  • Rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    America’s been adopting roundabouts in the last decade.

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    • Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Finally! People complain about them, but those people don’t understand how beneficial they are overall.

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    • Zink@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, I have a few in my Pennsyltucky town and over the years people have even learned not to stop at the yield signs!

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yielding is a woke liberal socialist concept

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    • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They put one on a rural overpass where farmers have to cross all the time where I live. Everyone I know who lives there or farms there hates it.

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Only 74 hours?

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Gas is expensive over here.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    1. If you overshoot your destination, do you have to drive another 74 hours to get back to it?

    2. If you turn around (going against the circle), does it go up in time?

    3. Why did it stop at 74? Why not infinity or 99? I can plot 79 hours from Key West Florida to Anchorage Alaska

    What a neat bug.

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  • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    2,219km is only 1,378mi… that’s about the distance from the southern tip of California to the top of Washington State. Not even the width of the US.

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    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or the circumference of your mum’s fat arse

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      • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Or the size of your Mom’s big butt.

        Beep boop I’m a bot that translates British English to American English. To opt out, reply ‘ligma’.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It also would only take around 20 hours.

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      • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        20 hours to travel 2219km is 110km/hr. Around the narrow lane of a roundabout, that’s at least 6gs, which can be fatal without training

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  • 474D@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Uh, you know we have roundabouts in the US too, right?

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    • Opisek@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Round about one roundabout

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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    • heartbreaker@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is a reference to a series of old memes that popped up as a reaction to each other lemmy.world/post/14474175 lemmy.world/post/14726913 lemmy.world/post/14707889

      there were a lot more

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You don’t need a roundabout to drive around a block forever.

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  • the_tab_key@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t even have any nice landmarks on the drive, like Big Ben.

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Parliament.

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      • Entitle9294@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        big ben, parliament!

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hey look kids! It’s Big Ben!

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  • uawarebrah@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    German who lives in USA, they have them here too. Sometimes more. The town I live in has 3 in succession

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  • Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When you can’t decide between Hertha Sponer and Marie Curie

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You guys are gonna love canberra

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can drive from gibraltar to Edinburgh and still be in UK

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  • Pandantic@midwest.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The Longest Roubdabout by Germany

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The wheel and circular geometry are relatively new Inventions.

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  • nuko147@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    74 hours without the stops!

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  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At exactly the 4,376th minute the universe will fold and all time and space shall collapse.

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  • marzhall@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Be careful spending that much time there or maybe wear protection, I’ve heard that route is still a bit radioactive

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  • ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    American here, kills me every time it’s not that difficult!

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We have one of these in rural middle of bum fucked and nowhere America.

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