Burninator05

@Burninator05@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This should be true⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a federal employee. Everyone falls in one of three categories: Exempt, Excepted, Non-Excepted.

  Exempt people are expected to come to work normally and they are paid normally. They probably don’t really see a change.

  Non-Excepted people are furloughed. They were sent home Wednesday morning and will wait it out doing whatever they’d like and they will get all wages that were missed when everything is over. They will be paid for doing nothing.

  Excepted people have the worst of both worlds. They have to come to work because they’ve been deemed critical but won’t get paid for it until its over. I’m in this category. I’m doing my job but im taking my time to accomplish anything.

  The law that governs this is the “Government Employee Fair Treatment Act” of 2019.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wireless charging is the dumbest invention ever created⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can understand the frustration on most of your points except on this one:

  …functionality that requires that phones have a glass back…

  My Galaxy S24 has a metal back and wilelessly charges without issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lara Croft is a Sociopath⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve just described the protagonists in most games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨should I apologize to this friendly manager I had an argument with?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree. If you were wrong apologize. If the manager is as good as you’re describing it will go well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cooking 😋⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I also choose Toaster’s ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hyperbaric oxygen chamber⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Go take a dump.

  Don’t threaten me with a good time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Incorrect?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You need some ointment for that sick self burn?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worth a try since it's free⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  First one, then the other. He let’s you choose the order.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just funny⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, no. ‘Aaaauugggh’, at the back of the throat. Aaauugh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Physical Media Back?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …own them at $1 to $2 each.

  Do you actually recieve DRM free files or are they still tied to Bandcamp? I understand we still don’t own the song with physical media but a policy change or new license deal at Colombia isn’t going to make the disc disappear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DIY restaurant⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Medium, of course. If I wanted it raw or burnt I’d do it myself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BzzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZzzzzz Bruv⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you a transplant here or something? Those answers are all clearly side-by-side Liberty toes. Real Americans are born with that knowledge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are they even doing this, the grass wasn't even that tall⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to mow starting no later than 830. I did it because that the only way to get done before it gets stupid hot.

  Now I pay someone to do it and they typically do it Sunday afternoons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are they even doing this, the grass wasn't even that tall⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I get extra man points by shaving with one!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Modern Windows in a nutshell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And the most expensive machine in the whole hospital.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Modern Windows in a nutshell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Auto-saving works great except when I’m using an existing document as a template to make a new one only to remember 45 minutes in that I forgot to disable auto-save or make a copy to start with and the original document is gone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Modern Windows in a nutshell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It would be best to your machine as soon as it repels for you, boss!

  It would be best to what my machine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨monthly challenge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Seatbelt cutters kind of have a sixth sense about who they’re supposed to be with and will seek out those in need.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I stood on a precision scale and farted, would I get lighter or heavier?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So you’re saying with a large enough, violent enough poop i could fly?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this is exactly what copper would say⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bold of them to assume copper thieves can read.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Battlefield 6 cheats day 1 of early access. Depite kernel level anti cheat, forced secure boot TPM 2.0⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Indirectly buyers are making a decision on anticheat. If someone buys a game with anticheat, they’ve made the decision to reward the developer for making the decision to include anticheat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No blowjobs please⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve tried mewing at that guy’s grass clippings to see if I could speed up the process. There wasn’t a noticeable difference.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you reconcile staying sane while keeping yourself up-to-date with the news?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes its ok to skip a day off news. If I’m feeling beat up just from my normal day I might not have the endurance to take in the news too. So I skip it on those days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything is a problem⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And if it does need internet to function…I’m going to try to not buy it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Schaut mal, Kinder, Big Ben

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit bought a giant ad in Paris, urging young french people to create an account⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that what we were supposed to do on Reddit?

• How to get rid of swollen batteries?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ads when you’re pumping gas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a computer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am not a builder… but that does not seem right⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  On top of everything else, the new outlet isn’t even close to even with the old one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forbidden Tech⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, there’s only one place for double-headed items to be safely used and it isn’t in the workshop.