Burninator05

@Burninator05@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take the pledge!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The link played a video for Domino’s. It’s like YouTube wants me to fail the challenge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe there was a villain worse than Hitler is some way?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wrong again. You’re thinking about a villa. A villager is a sex toy, usually at least roughly penis shaped that pulsates rhythmically.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mechwarrior 5: Mercs

  I’ve got 1.3 billion credits in the bank, that much again in assets, and a full roster of the biggest baddest shootiest rooti-tootiest mechs around. I’ll be fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PICTURES OF SPIDER-WOMAN'S BOOBS but, like, not in a sexual harassment way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where did all of the trans Spiderman stuff come from? I’m cool with the comics/memes, it just seems to have come out of thin air.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never Gonna Give You Up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They just need to stop playing Alice in Chains in the grocery store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who do not specify units of measurement in international contexts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I hijack this to complain about small town newspapers that don’t specify the state? There are 88 cities, states, counties, or districts named “Washington”. Is it so hard to clear up which one youre talking about?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Social Security can be saved. Scrap the cap!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  While someone making millions should be taxed at 100% for SS like most of us, think about how much would be in the fund if capital gains were taxed that way as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨onions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The onions or god?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's gay to brush your teeth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …and finally spit it all out into the sink…

  Speak for yourself. I swallow like a good boy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does the military do regular STD tests?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a sample size of one: I spent 21 years in the military and don’t recall ever being tested for any STD besides HIV. HIV is a yearly test for everyone. Maybe others had different experiences.

  I agree with others though in that if you want to use a condom, they should respect that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to move a sofa⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it really depends on the truck This is all IMHO: Something like a Colorado or Ranger is both reasonable enough and more truck than most people need. You can move a sofa with those. Stock Silverados or F-150s are also fine but do you really need something that big? Lifting or squatting those or getting anything that is bigger than those but isn’t but a legit work truck is stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The perfect date⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re thinking to hard. The best way to write a date is Julian. Today is 26216.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No one could have seen this coming⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude, no one comes.

  I needed something from Best Buy the other day that was locked up. I pretty easily found an employee who tried to be helpful but had to call a manager over to open the case. As frustrating as it I that I couldn’t just get the thing I needed, it has to be straight up demoralizing for the employees to know that they aren’t trusted either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the Pope uses his teeth to eat food⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless there are a bunch of bare chested Vatican natives in it i probably won’t sit through a NG special on the Pope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My 98 Oldsmobile⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Making marinas chunky?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably not because the jerk flight attendant made me leave my party bag on the burning airplane because EVeRyoNE NeeDs TO lEAVe tHeIR bAGS evaCUaTe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What does "Woke" mean to you?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed. It’s whatever conservative leaders want their base riled up about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨foil⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s accurate because there is more than likely more than one person stealing foil for drug use.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two anus facts in a row.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What good is fusing your butts together if you have a transient anus?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mel Brooks has passed the age of 100⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Citations needed. I can’t find a source on this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What makes a man?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have to ask, it’s not for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Congratulations!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it possible to win 67? It isnt possible to win The Game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a state that offers legal aid is it worth it? Or is it pretty much the bottom of the barrel for defense and compensation?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought the saying was “A person who represents themselves in court has a fool for a client.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't believe everything that you breathe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Rest comfortable knowing that there isn’t anything they can do to you to get it back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't believe everything that you breathe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And save all your food stamps and burn down a trailer park.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The American Dream (terms and conditions apply)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The goal is to get hurt on the job bad enough for a significant payout but not so bad that im in constant pain for the rest of my life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accepting Cookies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure paying more for a worse experience is the brag you think it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨not being able to experience a full-body-orgasm is just another example of the sad male reality.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One step away from being a modern day Roland the Farter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Octopus nearly strangles a diver⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That is what seemed to happen in the video.