Burninator05

@Burninator05@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your mom's dildo is out for delivery⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I see she when with a more modest one this time. The last one was kinda big

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is history about to repeat itself?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Late last week I advised my younger coworkers that if we got freezing rain as predicted they needed to just stay home and that they would likely be stuck there for a couple of days. No one here knows how to drive on ice but think their lifted 4x4 truck with bald all weather tires will give them the edge they need. The cities, parishes, and state don’t have the resources to deal with it either.

  One of them (from Alaska) decided to take a 2.5 hour trip to buy a jetski after work on Friday. They’re almost home after leaving Saturday morning to get home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipeter was the founder of the site in 1993 when he wanted to know more about model trains without having to visit the library ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The quotes used in the article sound like something Groundkeeper Willie would say. Im not sure why anyone would take them seriously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Attitudes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in my mid-forties and most of my co-workers are in their early 20s. It can be weird but I don’t dislike it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ad block block⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And you know I’m not going to use headphones. If I get to listen to it, everyone else has to listen to it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Education is important. ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Where is it written that we can only have one floating plastic island?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trying to find a messenger bag at Amazon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would they want to sell you a nice thing once when they can sell you a shit thing ten times?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What about baseball? The pitcher and catcher’s goal is throw the ball back and forth 18 times. Everyone else is just there incase they can’t manage that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Handeggballl.

  You have to add “ball” so that we know it is a game played with a ball.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please tell me this is shopped.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, not sorry ladies. The botas picudas stay on in bed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …LTT will try to build one…

  Jay already tried. It was bigger, didn’t have the custom OS, and cost $1700. He could have done better except he was part limited to what rhe Microcenter he was at had on hand. Doing a bunch or research and getting different parts would probably bring down the price.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That sucks because I really want FO5 and Todd has said they arent going to start on that until after ES6 is released.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨challenge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I conveniently own a laundromat and several other cash only businesses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heh, got eeeeeeeem⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …I have no clue who James Carville is…

  What I’m hearing is that you may have already fucked James Carville and not even know it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We have all done THIS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I usually eat lunch at my desk and think about just leaving. The only problem is that there would be no impact because I only kind of have a set schedule so no one would question it or really care.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also pretty poor, with shitty health care coverage...am I getting warm?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …needs an app…

  So you’re saying its impossible. Like when I had to sign up for Bixby to make the Bixby button do something else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Albania what are you doing? I thought you just made peace with Aberbaijan??? ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  AI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting Taco Bell⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The DMV near me was horrid (three or four hour waits just to be told I’m missing a random, but critical, document and will have to try again) until they started doing appointments. Now I talk to a person within minutes of my appointment time. No haste, no fuss, in and out. 11/10 - Will DMV again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagnaius⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so confused. Earlier is told that my Roman name was the numbers on the front of my debit card followed by -ius. Is that true or is this true?

  If this is true can I use the same rule to figure out my pets name or is that still the three digits on the back of my card -ius?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Colorado delenda est⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Florida is going to be submerged way before the Rocky Mountains.

  Do you have a source for this? I’m going to need to do some of my own research before I start believing that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This should be true⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a federal employee. Everyone falls in one of three categories: Exempt, Excepted, Non-Excepted.

  Exempt people are expected to come to work normally and they are paid normally. They probably don’t really see a change.

  Non-Excepted people are furloughed. They were sent home Wednesday morning and will wait it out doing whatever they’d like and they will get all wages that were missed when everything is over. They will be paid for doing nothing.

  Excepted people have the worst of both worlds. They have to come to work because they’ve been deemed critical but won’t get paid for it until its over. I’m in this category. I’m doing my job but im taking my time to accomplish anything.

  The law that governs this is the “Government Employee Fair Treatment Act” of 2019.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wireless charging is the dumbest invention ever created⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can understand the frustration on most of your points except on this one:

  …functionality that requires that phones have a glass back…

  My Galaxy S24 has a metal back and wilelessly charges without issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lara Croft is a Sociopath⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve just described the protagonists in most games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree. If you were wrong apologize. If the manager is as good as you’re describing it will go well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cooking 😋⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I also choose Toaster’s ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hyperbaric oxygen chamber⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Go take a dump.

  Don’t threaten me with a good time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Incorrect?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You need some ointment for that sick self burn?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worth a try since it's free⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  First one, then the other. He let’s you choose the order.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just funny⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No, no. ‘Aaaauugggh’, at the back of the throat. Aaauugh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Physical Media Back?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …own them at $1 to $2 each.

  Do you actually recieve DRM free files or are they still tied to Bandcamp? I understand we still don’t own the song with physical media but a policy change or new license deal at Colombia isn’t going to make the disc disappear.