You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You’re welcome.
I had no idea y cunt was this powerful
Submitted 3 weeks ago by shish_mish@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Glide@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
“Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?”
Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I would expect lesbians to be best at it.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Only if you let the fluid touch your balls, and this person seems to really know how to make woman wet
Sonor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
a woman is like 95% man, just a few bits changed or added. It’s therefore 95% gay. Sorry.
froh42@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There was this weird guy around here who claimed women are 100% man - they have been made out of a man’s rib or so.
And a lot of people believed this guy.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Yes according to Andrew Tate.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
yes
bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
Not only does it make you gay, your sperm will testosteronize the woman, turning her into a gay man.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fellas, does doin’ it raw turn you into a trans woman? (Please be true please please please)
DScratch@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Does vaginal birthing a son turn them into a daughter? Wife is getting contractions, need answer asap. Plz bros!!
Gigaziegenficker@spaffel.social 3 weeks ago
WHY DO YOU HAVE A WIVE? All you need is the gym!
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Ha you have a son that means you gae
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Bend over and I'll show you
Aquila@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Wow TIL hetero sex is gay
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fellas, are you actually gay and trans if you make your straight GF cum?
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It is MOST masculine to have hard emotionless sex with another man to avoid the estrogenisation of your penis
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Might even get a T boost by the same logic.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I guess that puts me on the rainbow? I’m gay for my gf, we’ll just add that under the +
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
She’s hooking up with a gay man? Sounds pretty gay to me bro. 🤜🤛
modifier@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I reject your entire premise!
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
FELLAS! Is it gay to have sex with a woman???
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Yes, because women like men, and that’s gay
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sorry babe no sex tonight that puss is high estrogen
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Bro is literally like "at least sucking dick doesn't have an estrogenic effect"
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen.
And because it degrades so rapidly you’ve got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“You get T straight from the tap!”
Asafum@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
“The only way to 100% be sure you won’t turn into a gay trans person as a guy is to fuck guys in the ass. It’s the straightest thing you can do. MANLY MAN!”
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
related standup :
abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
That was great.
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
If someone told you they don’t like broccoli after telling you they never tried broccoli would you believe them or might you think they cannot know unless they try it first?
Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
It’s the only way to prevent the Goobacks from taking our jobs!!!
reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Asafum@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
“Oh wow!”
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Babe wake up, new incell cope just dropped
andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
huppakee@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Great piece of history this is.
… Originally I used the abbreviation “invcel”. (My first article on the topic needed a DOS filename of 8 characters or less!) Someone else on the mailing list (the original forum) suggested that “incel” would be easier to pronounce, so we had switched by 1999.
Since the incel forums became exclusively male, and trended towards misogyny, the world has come to use the term “incel” to refer to men who are angry at women because they can’t find someone to date or have sex with. Reclaiming the term for the original neutral meaning would be a hopeless cause.
enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
It is gender neutral after all
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Dude, it’s ok if you just want to suck cock.
slingstone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
God Almighty, these people are mentally ill. Having sex with women is to gay. We’re going to wrap around to a misogynistic homosexual society, apparently.
What the actual fuck?
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Dude dude dude
Don’t call this out. Please let’s lean into this one.
Left leaning men eat pussy. So much fucking pussy eating happens at these rallies.
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
It’s true. I used to be a red blooded, conservative American, but that all changed when I showed up as a counter protestor at a Tesla dealership. A woman launched herself at my face, pussy first. I ingested some of her pussy juice and got estrogenized. Now I read books for pleasure, treat women like equals, and became a vegetarian.
ameancow@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
We cannot undo it, at this point it’s too set-in, it’s like an oily turd that’s now seeped into the woodgrain of our society. The only way forward is to accelerate it until it ignites. We have to push on it.
We have to tell everyone that we would NEVER risk touching another person NOR ourselves, if we wish to remain proud, strong, heterosexual, masculine. Even wearing clothes, the fabric may have been handled by female factory workers, we must encourage real men to never wear clothes. Real men would never enter a home either, feeeemales may have been in almost every home ever made, so they must also be avoided lest fem-particles invade your body.
The only way to truly be a Real Man™ is to live naked in the woods, isolated, unwashed, eating bugs (genderless, asexual ones like stick insects only) and never letting your hands touch your body.
Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Do men who eat pussy move to the left, or do left wing men just get more opportunities to eat pussy?
Chicken or the egg for the modern era
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Men on the left are capable of empathy, and caring about people other than themselves. As such they are willing to do something for the benefit of their partner because they are capable of getting joy from their partner’s pleasure.
These men literally can’t comprehend why someone would care about making their partner happy if they don’t directly benefit from it.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
left
right wingers, incels always talk about men, and mens body especially the penis.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
There’s a direct correlation between the usage of the term “direct correlation” and being an absolute imbecile.
ameancow@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
On that same note, 86.4% of people who cite statistics, are usually using them wrong or just making them up completely.
boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 weeks ago
That sounds kinda gay however makes sense. I thought this “alpha C.H.U.Ds” were all about not being gay,
match@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
in metric he would be sucking kilofolsoms
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
How many santorums does that equal?
bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social 3 weeks ago
New hrt just dropped?
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
“No mom I’m not taking hormones! It’s the
5G towersimmense amounts of pussy that I’m drowning in, I swear!”
Omgboom@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
This is why they should be drinking their own cum, it’s a huge testosterone boost
mcange@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
surph_ninja@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s true. Effeminate dudes are getting more pussy. Been trying to tell people for decades.
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Notice the engagement.
240K views between the top two.
0.6K for the shot back.
Come on… Rule #1. Don’t feed the trolls. Get off Twitter.
hOrni@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I wish some woman would estronenize me.
some_random_nick@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is pure, unfiltered brain rot.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes sex with dudes is way more manly
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
As an alpha male, I can only cum when I look at another alpha male straight in the eyes while holding an alpha male’s cock in each of my hand. We call it T-blast, you need to do it at least twice a week to keep your level high.
Supervisor194@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It the right really comprised 100% of self-loathing homosexuals and their beards?
RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Fellas. Is it gay to have sex with women?
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Be careful Men, if you find her g-spot you instantly become a femboy twink!
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Can anyone explain the phrase “hence thousand year prohibition against it”?
Like, I see the Musk-y tweet style, where apparently particles like “a” and “the” aren’t worth your big boy genius brained time, but what is the prohibition? Dude just drops that like everybody knows what he’s talking about, but what the actual fuck is he talking about?
God, it’s such an arrogant, lazy way of talking, I fucking hate these incel shitheels.
PurpleSkull@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
“You could just fix the incel crisis if you had unprotected sex with them!”
I applaud this man’s devious reverse-psychology attempt.
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
having raw PiV sex is gay
Lmao it’s settled art mimics life
krashmo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Women are soft and gentle, and fucking them is effeminate. Real men only fuck rough, hairy, manly men!
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Romans have entered the chat
joshcodes@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Steve Hughes did a pretty good bit on this - “Go play with your girly tits you Gaylord, I’m going to fuck a man.”
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
“Women aren’t even humans” - ancient Greeks
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Hell yeah dude that’s what’s up
Yoga@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
There is nothing gayer sounding than the description of hetero sex from a redpiller.
If vaginas are gross to you… Maybe you should stay away from them. 🤷♂️
Helvetica@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Oh they do, but usually not by choice.