You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You’re welcome.
I had no idea y cunt was this powerful
Submitted 1 month ago by shish_mish@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Glide@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
“Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?”
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I would expect lesbians to be best at it.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?
Sonor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
a woman is like 95% man, just a few bits changed or added. It’s therefore 95% gay. Sorry.
froh42@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There was this weird guy around here who claimed women are 100% man - they have been made out of a man’s rib or so.
And a lot of people believed this guy.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Only if you let the fluid touch your balls, and this person seems to really know how to make woman wet
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Yes according to Andrew Tate.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
yes
bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Not only does it make you gay, your sperm will testosteronize the woman, turning her into a gay man.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fellas, does doin’ it raw turn you into a trans woman? (Please be true please please please)
DScratch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Does vaginal birthing a son turn them into a daughter? Wife is getting contractions, need answer asap. Plz bros!!
Gigaziegenficker@spaffel.social 1 month ago
WHY DO YOU HAVE A WIVE? All you need is the gym!
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 month ago
Ha you have a son that means you gae
socsa@piefed.social 1 month ago
Bend over and I'll show you
Aquila@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Wow TIL hetero sex is gay
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fellas, are you actually gay and trans if you make your straight GF cum?
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It is MOST masculine to have hard emotionless sex with another man to avoid the estrogenisation of your penis
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Might even get a T boost by the same logic.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I guess that puts me on the rainbow? I’m gay for my gf, we’ll just add that under the +
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
She’s hooking up with a gay man? Sounds pretty gay to me bro. 🤜🤛
modifier@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I reject your entire premise!
socsa@piefed.social 1 month ago
Bro is literally like "at least sucking dick doesn't have an estrogenic effect"
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen.
And because it degrades so rapidly you’ve got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“You get T straight from the tap!”
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FELLAS! Is it gay to have sex with a woman???
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 month ago
Yes, because women like men, and that’s gay
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sorry babe no sex tonight that puss is high estrogen
Asafum@feddit.nl 1 month ago
“The only way to 100% be sure you won’t turn into a gay trans person as a guy is to fuck guys in the ass. It’s the straightest thing you can do. MANLY MAN!”
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
related standup :
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 month ago
That was great.
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If someone told you they don’t like broccoli after telling you they never tried broccoli would you believe them or might you think they cannot know unless they try it first?
Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
It’s the only way to prevent the Goobacks from taking our jobs!!!
reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Asafum@feddit.nl 1 month ago
“Oh wow!”
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Babe wake up, new incell cope just dropped
andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 month ago
huppakee@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Great piece of history this is.
… Originally I used the abbreviation “invcel”. (My first article on the topic needed a DOS filename of 8 characters or less!) Someone else on the mailing list (the original forum) suggested that “incel” would be easier to pronounce, so we had switched by 1999.
Since the incel forums became exclusively male, and trended towards misogyny, the world has come to use the term “incel” to refer to men who are angry at women because they can’t find someone to date or have sex with. Reclaiming the term for the original neutral meaning would be a hopeless cause.
enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
It is gender neutral after all
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Dude, it’s ok if you just want to suck cock.
slingstone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
God Almighty, these people are mentally ill. Having sex with women is to gay. We’re going to wrap around to a misogynistic homosexual society, apparently.
What the actual fuck?
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dude dude dude
Don’t call this out. Please let’s lean into this one.
Left leaning men eat pussy. So much fucking pussy eating happens at these rallies.
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
It’s true. I used to be a red blooded, conservative American, but that all changed when I showed up as a counter protestor at a Tesla dealership. A woman launched herself at my face, pussy first. I ingested some of her pussy juice and got estrogenized. Now I read books for pleasure, treat women like equals, and became a vegetarian.
ameancow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We cannot undo it, at this point it’s too set-in, it’s like an oily turd that’s now seeped into the woodgrain of our society. The only way forward is to accelerate it until it ignites. We have to push on it.
We have to tell everyone that we would NEVER risk touching another person NOR ourselves, if we wish to remain proud, strong, heterosexual, masculine. Even wearing clothes, the fabric may have been handled by female factory workers, we must encourage real men to never wear clothes. Real men would never enter a home either, feeeemales may have been in almost every home ever made, so they must also be avoided lest fem-particles invade your body.
The only way to truly be a Real Man™ is to live naked in the woods, isolated, unwashed, eating bugs (genderless, asexual ones like stick insects only) and never letting your hands touch your body.
Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do men who eat pussy move to the left, or do left wing men just get more opportunities to eat pussy?
Chicken or the egg for the modern era
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Men on the left are capable of empathy, and caring about people other than themselves. As such they are willing to do something for the benefit of their partner because they are capable of getting joy from their partner’s pleasure.
These men literally can’t comprehend why someone would care about making their partner happy if they don’t directly benefit from it.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 month ago
left
right wingers, incels always talk about men, and mens body especially the penis.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
There’s a direct correlation between the usage of the term “direct correlation” and being an absolute imbecile.
ameancow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
On that same note, 86.4% of people who cite statistics, are usually using them wrong or just making them up completely.
bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social 1 month ago
New hrt just dropped?
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
“No mom I’m not taking hormones! It’s the
5G towersimmense amounts of pussy that I’m drowning in, I swear!”WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What if the pussy being eaten is one that belongs to a post-op trans woman?
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Trickle-down estradiol
boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 month ago
That sounds kinda gay however makes sense. I thought this “alpha C.H.U.Ds” were all about not being gay,
surph_ninja@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s true. Effeminate dudes are getting more pussy. Been trying to tell people for decades.
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Notice the engagement.
240K views between the top two.
0.6K for the shot back.
Come on… Rule #1. Don’t feed the trolls. Get off Twitter.
Omgboom@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
This is why they should be drinking their own cum, it’s a huge testosterone boost
mcange@feddit.org 1 month ago
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wish some woman would estronenize me.
some_random_nick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is pure, unfiltered brain rot.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes sex with dudes is way more manly
Supervisor194@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It the right really comprised 100% of self-loathing homosexuals and their beards?
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
As an alpha male, I can only cum when I look at another alpha male straight in the eyes while holding an alpha male’s cock in each of my hand. We call it T-blast, you need to do it at least twice a week to keep your level high.
RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Fellas. Is it gay to have sex with women?
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Be careful Men, if you find her g-spot you instantly become a femboy twink!
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Can anyone explain the phrase “hence thousand year prohibition against it”?
Like, I see the Musk-y tweet style, where apparently particles like “a” and “the” aren’t worth your big boy genius brained time, but what is the prohibition? Dude just drops that like everybody knows what he’s talking about, but what the actual fuck is he talking about?
God, it’s such an arrogant, lazy way of talking, I fucking hate these incel shitheels.
PurpleSkull@lemm.ee 1 month ago
“You could just fix the incel crisis if you had unprotected sex with them!”
I applaud this man’s devious reverse-psychology attempt.
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
having raw PiV sex is gay
Lmao it’s settled art mimics life
krashmo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Women are soft and gentle, and fucking them is effeminate. Real men only fuck rough, hairy, manly men!
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Romans have entered the chat
joshcodes@programming.dev 1 month ago
Steve Hughes did a pretty good bit on this - “Go play with your girly tits you Gaylord, I’m going to fuck a man.”
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 month ago
“Women aren’t even humans” - ancient Greeks
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Hell yeah dude that’s what’s up
Yoga@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
There is nothing gayer sounding than the description of hetero sex from a redpiller.
If vaginas are gross to you… Maybe you should stay away from them. 🤷♂️
Helvetica@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Oh they do, but usually not by choice.