You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You’re welcome.
I had no idea y cunt was this powerful
Submitted 3 days ago by shish_mish@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Glide@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 days ago
“Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?”
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I would expect lesbians to be best at it.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?
Sonor@lemmy.world 2 days ago
a woman is like 95% man, just a few bits changed or added. It’s therefore 95% gay. Sorry.
froh42@lemmy.world 2 days ago
There was this weird guy around here who claimed women are 100% man - they have been made out of a man’s rib or so.
And a lot of people believed this guy.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Only if you let the fluid touch your balls, and this person seems to really know how to make woman wet
bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 2 days ago
Not only does it make you gay, your sperm will testosteronize the woman, turning her into a gay man.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Yes according to Andrew Tate.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
yes
Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Fellas, does doin’ it raw turn you into a trans woman? (Please be true please please please)
DScratch@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Does vaginal birthing a son turn them into a daughter? Wife is getting contractions, need answer asap. Plz bros!!
Gigaziegenficker@spaffel.social 3 days ago
WHY DO YOU HAVE A WIVE? All you need is the gym!
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 days ago
Ha you have a son that means you gae
socsa@piefed.social 2 days ago
Bend over and I'll show you
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 days ago
FELLAS! Is it gay to have sex with a woman???
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 days ago
Yes, because women like men, and that’s gay
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Sorry babe no sex tonight that puss is high estrogen
Omgboom@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
This is why they should be drinking their own cum, it’s a huge testosterone boost
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Just wash it down with some orange Fanta.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Please don’t do that, semen is basic and reacts badly with acids in soft drink. That being said, why does it have to be so bitter?😥
neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Back when I was really into fitness, like 10 years ago. I was on some forum and some guy posted about this asking other people if it would increase his testosterone levels 😂
I’m not sure if he was trolling or not, but I thought it was funny.
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
As an alpha male, I can only cum when I look at another alpha male straight in the eyes while holding an alpha male’s cock in each of my hand. We call it T-blast, you need to do it at least twice a week to keep your level high.
oatscoop@midwest.social 1 day ago
Aquila@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Wow TIL hetero sex is gay
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Babe wake up, new incell cope just dropped
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 days ago
huppakee@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Great piece of history this is.
… Originally I used the abbreviation “invcel”. (My first article on the topic needed a DOS filename of 8 characters or less!) Someone else on the mailing list (the original forum) suggested that “incel” would be easier to pronounce, so we had switched by 1999.
Since the incel forums became exclusively male, and trended towards misogyny, the world has come to use the term “incel” to refer to men who are angry at women because they can’t find someone to date or have sex with. Reclaiming the term for the original neutral meaning would be a hopeless cause.
enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
It is gender neutral after all
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Fellas, are you actually gay and trans if you make your straight GF cum?
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It is MOST masculine to have hard emotionless sex with another man to avoid the estrogenisation of your penis
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Might even get a T boost by the same logic.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I guess that puts me on the rainbow? I’m gay for my gf, we’ll just add that under the +
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 days ago
She’s hooking up with a gay man? Sounds pretty gay to me bro. 🤜🤛
modifier@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
I reject your entire premise!
boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.
match@pawb.social 1 day ago
in metric he would be sucking kilofolsoms
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
How many santorums does that equal?
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 day ago
That sounds kinda gay however makes sense. I thought this “alpha C.H.U.Ds” were all about not being gay,
socsa@piefed.social 2 days ago
Bro is literally like "at least sucking dick doesn't have an estrogenic effect"
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen.
And because it degrades so rapidly you’ve got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“You get T straight from the tap!”
RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Fellas. Is it gay to have sex with women?
Asafum@feddit.nl 3 days ago
“The only way to 100% be sure you won’t turn into a gay trans person as a guy is to fuck guys in the ass. It’s the straightest thing you can do. MANLY MAN!”
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 days ago
related standup :
abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 days ago
That was great.
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
If someone told you they don’t like broccoli after telling you they never tried broccoli would you believe them or might you think they cannot know unless they try it first?
Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
It’s the only way to prevent the Goobacks from taking our jobs!!!
reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Asafum@feddit.nl 3 days ago
“Oh wow!”
slingstone@lemmy.world 2 days ago
God Almighty, these people are mentally ill. Having sex with women is to gay. We’re going to wrap around to a misogynistic homosexual society, apparently.
What the actual fuck?
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Dude dude dude
Don’t call this out. Please let’s lean into this one.
Left leaning men eat pussy. So much fucking pussy eating happens at these rallies.
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
It’s true. I used to be a red blooded, conservative American, but that all changed when I showed up as a counter protestor at a Tesla dealership. A woman launched herself at my face, pussy first. I ingested some of her pussy juice and got estrogenized. Now I read books for pleasure, treat women like equals, and became a vegetarian.
ameancow@lemmy.world 2 days ago
We cannot undo it, at this point it’s too set-in, it’s like an oily turd that’s now seeped into the woodgrain of our society. The only way forward is to accelerate it until it ignites. We have to push on it.
We have to tell everyone that we would NEVER risk touching another person NOR ourselves, if we wish to remain proud, strong, heterosexual, masculine. Even wearing clothes, the fabric may have been handled by female factory workers, we must encourage real men to never wear clothes. Real men would never enter a home either, feeeemales may have been in almost every home ever made, so they must also be avoided lest fem-particles invade your body.
The only way to truly be a Real Man™ is to live naked in the woods, isolated, unwashed, eating bugs (genderless, asexual ones like stick insects only) and never letting your hands touch your body.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Dude, it’s ok if you just want to suck cock.
Zacryon@feddit.org 1 day ago
Sooo… to “be a real man” you need to be gay now or what is it they are saying?
neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
That was kind of what I got out of this. Are there straight guys out there who really don’t like eating pussy?
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 1 day ago
A buddy of mine. Just refuses to. Never elaborated, I didn’t ask. Probably part of why his marriage didn’t last.
By that logic, my deep love for the act should ensure mine will last forever.
rational_lib@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It used to be a racial thing, like only white guys would do it. Probably has to do with the hyperactive degree of masculinity signalling in black and hispanic cultures, at least back in the gangsta rap era. Now we’re in the age of white Republican masculinity signalling, so I guess it’s their thing now.
I will say from back in the days of yore when a girl would let me anywhere near her it did strike me as a bit gross, but I did enjoy seeing her enjoy it. I think the fact that it’s a bit gross and she enjoys it means it’s kind of subservient, so you can’t be an alpha male if you do it. Says a lot about how so much of this sort of fundamentalist masculinity culture is pretending about what men want rather than being about what men really want.
That’s a much bigger topic though.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Yes sex with dudes is way more manly
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
having raw PiV sex is gay
Lmao it’s settled art mimics life
Ragdoll_X@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO FUCK A WOMAN IN THE PUSSY?
I ONLY HAVE SEX WITH MANLY MEN AND ALWAYS SWALLOW, THAT WAY I’M ALWAYS INGESTING TESTOSTERONE (VERY MANLY)
ANY OF MY FELLOW MASCULINE PATRIOTS CAN RELATE?
mcange@feddit.org 2 days ago
Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Do men who eat pussy move to the left, or do left wing men just get more opportunities to eat pussy?
Chicken or the egg for the modern era
some_random_nick@lemmy.world 2 days ago
This is pure, unfiltered brain rot.
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I dunno, I feel pretty manly when I make a woman cum.
So by extension, listening to women and being attentive is also manly.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
There’s a direct correlation between the usage of the term “direct correlation” and being an absolute imbecile.
Ilixtze@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I joked around 10 years ago that the ultimate Leftie Psy-op would be convincing chuds that straight sex makes you gay.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Sex between two men is the manliest thing in existence. Not a single woman on sight, only testosterone 💪💪💪
bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social 2 days ago
New hrt just dropped?
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
So with this logic, real men make sure to suck and fuck as many dicks per day as possible. Gottit
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I wish some woman would estronenize me.
surph_ninja@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It’s true. Effeminate dudes are getting more pussy. Been trying to tell people for decades.
krashmo@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Women are soft and gentle, and fucking them is effeminate. Real men only fuck rough, hairy, manly men!
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Romans have entered the chat
joshcodes@programming.dev 2 days ago
Steve Hughes did a pretty good bit on this - “Go play with your girly tits you Gaylord, I’m going to fuck a man.”
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 days ago
“Women aren’t even humans” - ancient Greeks
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Hell yeah dude that’s what’s up
Yoga@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
There is nothing gayer sounding than the description of hetero sex from a redpiller.
If vaginas are gross to you… Maybe you should stay away from them. 🤷♂️
Helvetica@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Oh they do, but usually not by choice.