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I had no idea y cunt was this powerful

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨shish_mish@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Women are soft and gentle, and fucking them is effeminate. Real men only fuck rough, hairy, manly men!

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      • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Romans have entered the chat

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      • joshcodes@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Steve Hughes did a pretty good bit on this - “Go play with your girly tits you Gaylord, I’m going to fuck a man.”

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        “Women aren’t even humans” - ancient Greeks

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      • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Hell yeah dude that’s what’s up

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    • Yoga@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      There is nothing gayer sounding than the description of hetero sex from a redpiller.

      If vaginas are gross to you… Maybe you should stay away from them. 🤷‍♂️

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      • Helvetica@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Oh they do, but usually not by choice.

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  • Glide@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You’re welcome.

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      “Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?”

      theguardian.com/…/why-women-have-better-sex-under…

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I would expect lesbians to be best at it.

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  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?

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    • Sonor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      a woman is like 95% man, just a few bits changed or added. It’s therefore 95% gay. Sorry.

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      • froh42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        There was this weird guy around here who claimed women are 100% man - they have been made out of a man’s rib or so.

        And a lot of people believed this guy.

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    • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Only if you let the fluid touch your balls, and this person seems to really know how to make woman wet

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yes according to Andrew Tate.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      yes

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    • bollybing@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Not only does it make you gay, your sperm will testosteronize the woman, turning her into a gay man.

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  • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fellas, does doin’ it raw turn you into a trans woman? (Please be true please please please)

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    • DScratch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Does vaginal birthing a son turn them into a daughter? Wife is getting contractions, need answer asap. Plz bros!!

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      • Gigaziegenficker@spaffel.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        WHY DO YOU HAVE A WIVE? All you need is the gym!

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      • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Ha you have a son that means you gae

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Bend over and I'll show you

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  • Aquila@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wow TIL hetero sex is gay

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  • Dogiedog64@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fellas, are you actually gay and trans if you make your straight GF cum?

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    • Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It is MOST masculine to have hard emotionless sex with another man to avoid the estrogenisation of your penis

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      • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Might even get a T boost by the same logic.

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    • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I guess that puts me on the rainbow? I’m gay for my gf, we’ll just add that under the +

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      • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        She’s hooking up with a gay man? Sounds pretty gay to me bro. 🤜🤛

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    • modifier@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I reject your entire premise!

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Bro is literally like "at least sucking dick doesn't have an estrogenic effect"

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen.

      And because it degrades so rapidly you’ve got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.

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      • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        “I’m not gay, I’m an Alpha Male.”

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    • Geetnerd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      “You get T straight from the tap!”

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    FELLAS! Is it gay to have sex with a woman???

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yes, because women like men, and that’s gay

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      • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Sorry babe no sex tonight that puss is high estrogen

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  • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “The only way to 100% be sure you won’t turn into a gay trans person as a guy is to fuck guys in the ass. It’s the straightest thing you can do. MANLY MAN!”

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      related standup :

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnqpfnXObkA

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      • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        That was great.

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    • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If someone told you they don’t like broccoli after telling you they never tried broccoli would you believe them or might you think they cannot know unless they try it first?

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    • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s the only way to prevent the Goobacks from taking our jobs!!!

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    • reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Manly men?

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      • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        “Oh wow!”

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  • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Babe wake up, new incell cope just dropped

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    • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s endlessly hilarious that the term incel was coined by a queer woman.

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      • huppakee@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Great piece of history this is.

        … Originally I used the abbreviation “invcel”. (My first article on the topic needed a DOS filename of 8 characters or less!) Someone else on the mailing list (the original forum) suggested that “incel” would be easier to pronounce, so we had switched by 1999.

        Since the incel forums became exclusively male, and trended towards misogyny, the world has come to use the term “incel” to refer to men who are angry at women because they can’t find someone to date or have sex with. Reclaiming the term for the original neutral meaning would be a hopeless cause.

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      • enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It is gender neutral after all

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Dude, it’s ok if you just want to suck cock.

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  • slingstone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    God Almighty, these people are mentally ill. Having sex with women is to gay. We’re going to wrap around to a misogynistic homosexual society, apparently.

    What the actual fuck?

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    • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Dude dude dude

      Don’t call this out. Please let’s lean into this one.

      Left leaning men eat pussy. So much fucking pussy eating happens at these rallies.

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      • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It’s true. I used to be a red blooded, conservative American, but that all changed when I showed up as a counter protestor at a Tesla dealership. A woman launched herself at my face, pussy first. I ingested some of her pussy juice and got estrogenized. Now I read books for pleasure, treat women like equals, and became a vegetarian.

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      We cannot undo it, at this point it’s too set-in, it’s like an oily turd that’s now seeped into the woodgrain of our society. The only way forward is to accelerate it until it ignites. We have to push on it.

      We have to tell everyone that we would NEVER risk touching another person NOR ourselves, if we wish to remain proud, strong, heterosexual, masculine. Even wearing clothes, the fabric may have been handled by female factory workers, we must encourage real men to never wear clothes. Real men would never enter a home either, feeeemales may have been in almost every home ever made, so they must also be avoided lest fem-particles invade your body.

      The only way to truly be a Real Man™ is to live naked in the woods, isolated, unwashed, eating bugs (genderless, asexual ones like stick insects only) and never letting your hands touch your body.

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  • Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Do men who eat pussy move to the left, or do left wing men just get more opportunities to eat pussy?

    Chicken or the egg for the modern era

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    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Men on the left are capable of empathy, and caring about people other than themselves. As such they are willing to do something for the benefit of their partner because they are capable of getting joy from their partner’s pleasure.

      These men literally can’t comprehend why someone would care about making their partner happy if they don’t directly benefit from it.

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    • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      left

      right wingers, incels always talk about men, and mens body especially the penis.

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  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There’s a direct correlation between the usage of the term “direct correlation” and being an absolute imbecile.

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    • greenhorn@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wait, but

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      • braindamagebuddy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        They know what they said 😤

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      On that same note, 86.4% of people who cite statistics, are usually using them wrong or just making them up completely.

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  • bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    New hrt just dropped?

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    • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      “No mom I’m not taking hormones! It’s the 5G towers immense amounts of pussy that I’m drowning in, I swear!”

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    • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What if the pussy being eaten is one that belongs to a post-op trans woman?

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      • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Trickle-down estradiol

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  • boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.

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    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That sounds kinda gay however makes sense. I thought this “alpha C.H.U.Ds” were all about not being gay,

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  • surph_ninja@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s true. Effeminate dudes are getting more pussy. Been trying to tell people for decades.

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  • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Notice the engagement.

    240K views between the top two.

    0.6K for the shot back.

    Come on… Rule #1. Don’t feed the trolls. Get off Twitter.

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  • Omgboom@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is why they should be drinking their own cum, it’s a huge testosterone boost

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  • mcange@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I wish some woman would estronenize me.

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  • some_random_nick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is pure, unfiltered brain rot.

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes sex with dudes is way more manly

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  • Supervisor194@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It the right really comprised 100% of self-loathing homosexuals and their beards?

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  • Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    As an alpha male, I can only cum when I look at another alpha male straight in the eyes while holding an alpha male’s cock in each of my hand. We call it T-blast, you need to do it at least twice a week to keep your level high.

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  • RangerJosey@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fellas. Is it gay to have sex with women?

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  • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Be careful Men, if you find her g-spot you instantly become a femboy twink!

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  • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Can anyone explain the phrase “hence thousand year prohibition against it”?

    Like, I see the Musk-y tweet style, where apparently particles like “a” and “the” aren’t worth your big boy genius brained time, but what is the prohibition? Dude just drops that like everybody knows what he’s talking about, but what the actual fuck is he talking about?

    God, it’s such an arrogant, lazy way of talking, I fucking hate these incel shitheels.

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  • PurpleSkull@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “You could just fix the incel crisis if you had unprotected sex with them!”

    I applaud this man’s devious reverse-psychology attempt.

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  • SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    having raw PiV sex is gay

    Lmao it’s settled art mimics life

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