Semi_Hemi_Demigod
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
I’m just this guy, you know. Except on Lemmy.
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 1 day ago:
That’s what sharpies are for
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 1 day ago:
Plus a good ol Dixon Ticonderoga can write on stuff other than paper. About the only time I use a pencil is when doing carpentry and mechanical ones just snap.
- Comment on Enshittification 2 days ago:
Back in the late 20th century, Alton Brown mentioned how it might be hard to find things like soy sauce or ginger at grocery stores.
- Comment on Enshittification 2 days ago:
Tastykake’s Butterscotch Krimpets changed overnight when they got bought. They’re mealy and don’t have enough butterscotch flavor.
- Comment on I'm sure dolphins will fuck it up in their own special way. 2 days ago:
They did warn humanity, but they talked to the only sane human on the planet who couldn’t convince anyone else.
What else are they supposed to do?
- Comment on I'm sure dolphins will fuck it up in their own special way. 2 days ago:
Dolphins are smart enough to know that “taking over” just means responsibility and stress.
- Comment on Hey, do americans just want to take a break from normal politics for a bit and focus all our efforts solely on the wild boar problem? 3 days ago:
I’m all for some barbecue
- Comment on I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds! 4 days ago:
Imagine seeing ads
- Comment on Jason Bourne Franchise Shopped as Rights Leave Universal (Exclusive) 4 days ago:
Amazon’s gonna buy the rights and do a James Bond crossover.
- Comment on Remember the good old days? 5 days ago:
This but also stop them from robbing our adulthoods
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Holiday in Cambodia but unironically. Loves me some chorin’
- Comment on Luigi Mangione, accused of US CEO murder, depicted in London mural 6 days ago:
while posing no threat
If your big plan for health insurance is to let an AI deny claims then you are absolutely a threat.
- Comment on Colm Meaney wanted to play O'Brien as American. “Rick Berman sat me down and said, ‘The whole notion of this show is that it’s multiracial’… I reluctantly started to play him Irish" 1 week ago:
Times sure have changed since “no Irish need apply”
- Comment on Which game is it? 1 week ago:
My last words will be “Just one… more… turn”
- Comment on Schumer’s Retreat From a Government Shutdown Has Young Democrats Fuming 1 week ago:
Bear in mind that a “young democrat” is anyone under 65
- Comment on If I don't have my lunch my sugar crashes and I get sleepy 1 week ago:
The music festival starts when there’s enough people awake to run the sound gear.
It goes until they fall asleep.
The human concept of time is forgotten.
- Comment on Why is electricity not part of the classical alchemical elements? (Earth, Fire, Wind, Water) 2 weeks ago:
Because electricity isn’t an element, it’s fairies. That’s why when there’s a short you see smoke: it’s really the fairies escaping the wires.
- Comment on What is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something? 2 weeks ago:
When you can’t reach the shampoo bottle you see how far you can launch this thing
- Comment on Have a good Monday 2 weeks ago:
Especially this Monday, which is the mondayest Monday because it got to you an hour earlier than you expected.
- Comment on Whose bright idea was it to give the morning people enough power to set the "business hours" anyways‽ 2 weeks ago:
We would have stopped them but the planning meeting was at 9am.
- Comment on Anon is smarter than a genius 2 weeks ago:
I’d be far more interested in learning more about the other folks on the Macintosh team. They’re an amazing group of people who put a lot of care into something they believed in, Steve Jobs notwithstanding. What they did with what they had was amazing, and the fact that they got lost in Jobs’ spotlight is tragic.
- Comment on Get Your Coconuts Ready: Monty Python and the Holy Grail Is Returning to Theaters 2 weeks ago:
A lot of the comedies from this era feel like a bunch of sketches stitched together rather than a cohesive story. I recently rewatched Fast Times at Ridgemont High and it had the same feel.
- Comment on You guys have to end it 2 weeks ago:
If I was serious I’d say no human is sane enough to drive.
- Comment on You guys have to end it 2 weeks ago:
No I let my exhaust do the singing. It’s like playing a really simple pipe organ.
- Comment on You guys have to end it 2 weeks ago:
They use them to focus on their phones, not the road
- Comment on You guys have to end it 2 weeks ago:
As a classically trained driver I’ve found automatics make people drive worse because they have to think less. And they already barely think.
- Comment on Michael Sheen buys £1m worth of people's debts 2 weeks ago:
He’d be a great pick to play Sir Pterry in a biopic
- Comment on fireflies 3 weeks ago:
I used to have a rural property that bordered on a nature preserve. There were so many fireflies you could walk through the forest on a moonless night without a flashlight.
- Comment on nets 3 weeks ago:
Measuring by volume dispensed like gas pumps would be less likely to be abused. I can just lift the cup slightly as its filled and pay less.
- Comment on If we want to have any power vs. watching helplessly while people in charge fuck everything up, we should focus on democratic workplaces. Not just unions, workers should own and control the business 3 weeks ago:
Good news! The business owners have bribed their lackies in Congress to make worker owned companies illegal! Police will be arriving shortly to arrest you.