Semi_Hemi_Demigod
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
I’m just this guy, you know. Except on Lemmy.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
His takedown is so meticulous it’s irrefutable. Dude should be running the FTC.
- Comment on purpose 2 days ago:
It’s amazing that a cubicle is now considered a luxury, when in the year of our lordt nineteen hundred and ninety-nine the movie Office Space rebelled against them.
Why should I want to save such a shitty world?
- Comment on Alien 2 days ago:
And after that it would be on TV. If memory serves me right it was kind of a big deal the first time that happened.
- Comment on Alien 2 days ago:
Video rentals and cable TV, my dude
- Comment on "Farms use more water than Al data centers" OK, I'll go without Al and you can go without food and we'll see who lasts longer 3 days ago:
Nuanced discussion? What are you, a European?
- Comment on Just another "we are all going to die" prediction 1 week ago:
Millions of man hours preventing catastrophe only to be met with the perpetual refrain “What do we pay you for?”
Those people deserve to be as honored as those who worked in the space program, but all the recognition they got was the movie Office Space.
- Comment on I vaguely remember these but forgot what they were for 1 week ago:
There were binders that had these sort of things built in that could hold a lot of paper with a long metal band.
Really useful for shimming door latches.
- Comment on Looking for a career change? Then look no further! 1 week ago:
I can’t play any of those instruments but I know how to make hard tack edible and can reef a sail.
- Comment on How do I re-establish peaceful relations with a family of crows? 1 week ago:
I wish I was a crow biologist so I could help you. But I know crows like peanuts, so maybe a peanut, an almond, and a pecan and go from there.
Interspecies communication has to start slowly.
- Comment on How do I get myself to actually do thing? 1 week ago:
I find telling someone it’s already done and that you’ll show them tomorrow focuses the mind quite efficiently.
- Comment on How do I re-establish peaceful relations with a family of crows? 1 week ago:
I like to imagine crows as lazy.
- Comment on How do I re-establish peaceful relations with a family of crows? 1 week ago:
If I were a young parent I wouldn’t want something shiny, I’d want diapers.
I’d put out an array of snacks and see which one they pick first, then add more of that the next day.
If someone feeds my babies reliably and conveniently I’ll forgive them pretty quick.
They say it takes ten seconds to break trust but ten years to rebuild it, so OP is gonna have to play the long game.
- Comment on Title 1 week ago:
It’s 500 gold bars about the size of an iPhone 6
- Comment on That's a no 1 week ago:
Gridlock doesn’t maximize it. Bumper-to-bumper at 80mph does, though
- Comment on That's a no 1 week ago:
I would agree with this if literally anyone else knew how to zipper merge
- Comment on Yall are missing out 1 week ago:
If the water is hitting my rectum and not my anus it has ceased to be a shower and is now an enema
- Comment on Music just isn't good anymore 1 week ago:
I always go back to that line from Men in Black about the difference between a person and people.
In aggregate we really are the worst.
- Comment on Music just isn't good anymore 1 week ago:
Yeah except now the music of my childhood is on classic rock stations. And there’s no modern rock station at all.
- Comment on something to be reinvented 2 weeks ago:
I’m a big fan of their new duck trucks. Saw one the other day and it made me smile.
- Comment on Self sacrifice is honorable 2 weeks ago:
Are there people in the unions?
If so the forest is preferable.
- Comment on i'm fucking devastated but there are no exception 2 weeks ago:
The only good Christian rock band is Five Iron Frenzy and that proves the redemptive power of ska
- Comment on Self sacrifice is honorable 2 weeks ago:
Pfft, like I have friends
- Comment on Self sacrifice is honorable 2 weeks ago:
Then I’m a quitter.
Fuck everyone.
- Comment on Self sacrifice is honorable 2 weeks ago:
Of the two I’ll pick wandering into the forest and dying of exposure.
- Comment on Self sacrifice is honorable 2 weeks ago:
Also the lawyer: “AND YOU POSTED IT TO TWITTER?!?!”
- Comment on Do you stay on vpn 24/7 or turn it on whenever you need it? 2 weeks ago:
No, a VPN provider that supports WireGuard, plus another WireGuard to get me on my network, and a custom iptables to handle the routing.
- Comment on Do you stay on vpn 24/7 or turn it on whenever you need it? 2 weeks ago:
Always on a VPN. My house sends all traffic out through one, and I VPN back to my house when I’m out which puts me on the same connection.
- Comment on We produce more resources than we could ever consume in the least sustainable ways possible. 2 weeks ago:
Rich people are a bigger strain on the land. Get rid of them first.
- Comment on We produce more resources than we could ever consume in the least sustainable ways possible. 2 weeks ago:
Yes! Cover the earth in medium density mixed zoning tram neighborhoods! Anyone who doesn’t want to give the entire planet to one species is Malthusian!
- Comment on Apes smart 3 weeks ago:
I’m gonna stop working and hope that’s a survival trait.