Semi_Hemi_Demigod

@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We all know crack was introduced primarily to black neighbor hoods. Why them? Why not people in the Appalachians? Or in Asian neighbor hoods all over the west coast?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Appalachians already voted Republican

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some things were better in the good old days⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Also imprecise engineering tended to overbuild things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Humans have back problems because we took a spine that had evolved for billions of years to be horizontal and stacked it up like a bunch of dinner plates.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bipedal dinosaurs with grasping hands are pretty common. Velociraptors, for example.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’d be smart enough not to be upright and bipedal to avoid back problems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A handy reference guide for you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I had carpenter bees at my old house that were so tame I could grab them out of the air and pet them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An intelligence of pure malevolence.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have had exactly zero problems with the two Brother laser printers I’ve owned for the last 20 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Child mold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This has me feeling like an ent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Second and final day of cheesecakeposting. Here. You degenerates.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly a savory baked bean cheesecake would kinda slap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is stack overflow so horrible?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. If you’re gonna be all high and mighty at least prove you’ve read it by citing chapter and verse to help the noob.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is stack overflow so horrible?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The folks who say “just google it” are often unaware of how their own experience allows them to determine good instructions from bad.

  For instance, if I told you to flummox the bumdarten by fluxing the foogartner, how would you begin learning what any of those words mean? How will you know if the bumdarten docs you’ve found are even the current version?

  But at some point we have all encountered someone who simply asks for help instead of figuring out how to do it. And those people are usually in management.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp we had a good run fam RIP⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this how I find out the nukes were launched?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It Turns Out, Steam’s Adult Content Ban Has Been Plotted For A Year And Is Spearheaded By One Of Project 2025’s Leading Voices⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If we didn’t have religion we’d find something else to divide us and hold us back. Text editors or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got an ad in this community⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Reppep Rd Knird

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jesus take the accelerator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In my town they’d do 20 and then slowly coast to a stop at every light.

  To be fair they’re all like 80 and on who knows what medication. I’ve seen a few with oxygen tubes in their noses while behind the wheel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jesus take the accelerator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sadly, my problem is rarely driving too fast, but usually well under the speed limit for which the lights are timed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And no paper towels to use on the handle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How am I supposed to trap a velociraptor in the bathroom with a handle like that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jesus take the accelerator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve started thanking traffic lights when they’re green and I swear I’m getting more green lights. The machine spirit likes to be appreciated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 words you can’t say, then and now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Apparently people are hocking bootleg injectable peptides by calling them peppers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real talk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lots of things are really interesting if you get to know them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes me so wet thinking about it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨California father arrested after repainting crosswalk, adding stop signs near children’s park⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Brb, adding a bike lane to the nearest stroad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real talk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not that I feel I’m better. It’s that I know how awful I am and how little variance there really is to humanity.

  If people are like me then they’re pretty awful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real talk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Your username should have given me a clue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real talk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sarcasm is dead and .ml killed it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real talk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I just wonder if non-misanthropes have actually met people or if they’ve got this idealized view of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real talk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well we needed something to replace all the native ruminants we brutally slaughtered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real talk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No human caused ecological crises during the height of industrialization? Sure bud.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real talk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Meme is accurate. I am weird and misanthropic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FML⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Me after trying Raising Canes for the first time.

  It’s barely better than school cafeteria food.