Semi_Hemi_Demigod

@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See you on the Oregon Trail⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll be the one with twelve clocks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨discord user⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The sound of a Slack animation has stopped filling me with dread ever since my jerk boss was fired.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happy friday the 13th!⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Turner Classic Movies is having a fun marathon today of movies with the number 13 in the title.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DID YOU KNOW JENSEN HUANG RESIGNED?? WELL DID YOU??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody cares anymore now that Outlook is down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How feasible is it to have a pet pig in an urban environment?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s only feasible for about 3 months. Then it will become destructive and smelly.

  This is a feature of the pig, as in another few months they’ll be market wait and you’ll want to kill them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who comes up with Internet Jargon? Like ris or rizz, based, maxxxing, and others. I doubt it's a single person but how does this take a hold in our nomenclature. Why not Dickle or something?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The hacker known as “4chan”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Putin too, for some reason⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Counter-revolutionaries aren’t innocent. Check mate, lib /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No thanks, Honey isn't vegan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just avoid human interaction altogether

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No thanks, Honey isn't vegan⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Your existence doesn’t annoy me, your insistence upon my attention does.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No thanks, Honey isn't vegan⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just never talk to anyone ever. Because I don’t want people to talk to me and I follow the golden rule.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not God, but a god. What if you’re the god of something fun, like beans?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨handy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bonus points if you had to bend a paperclip to push the reset button

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨are you gonna get a turdfuckin' for thankgiving?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Three different meats all with different done temperatures all rolled up is a recipe for either a terrible dinner or food poisoning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sir Patrick Stewart saved the universe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Doomer!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨really like voting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dang that sucks. I mailed mine on the 20th and it was received on the 23rd.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users logging on to level set the Blue Wave enjoyers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I make doomer comments all the time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users logging on to level set the Blue Wave enjoyers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If I keep these thoughts inside they’ll take me to the grippy sock hotel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was one time OK!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Last night I watched a Method Man interview and suddenly got recommended a ton more and was worried he’d died.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users logging on to level set the Blue Wave enjoyers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m old enough to remember Blue Waves hitting the rocks of Decorum and Civility and doing fuck all. I’m not getting my hopes up ever again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨really like voting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like mail in ballots because I can vote with no pants on without catching shade from old men

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cats: the original fascists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The major problem — one of the major problems, for there are several — one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. 

  To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. 

  To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. - Douglas Adams

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IN THE ASS YOU SAY?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What what? In the butt?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bye meme man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Went from powdered milk to cutting onions

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1.8 trillion was wiped out from the US stock market yesterday, where did it go?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All money is imaginary

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here is a picture of my cat, no he didn't vote , I did⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “They’re voting with cats! They’re voting with dogs!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YOU HAVE HURT THE FEE-FEES OF THE CHINESE PEOPLE!1!!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As an American who also insults America this thread doesn’t make me mad at anything more than how people stupidly hold another ape up as a paragon and then argue whether they were shitty or not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You ignore lemmy for a couple hours and...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At least all you missed was powdered milk.

  I slept straight through soapy tiddies

• I see your powdered milk and raise you powdered toastlemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After all, why not?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re gonna make me get up too early to go to a place I don’t want to be and deal with people I hate I’m gonna need drugs to keep from causing a scene.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries being social⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Case in point: My dad got into habitat for humanity because he loves Jimmy Carter but the local group was a bunch of catty bitches so he quit for local government. (Which also sucks but for different reasons.)