Semi_Hemi_Demigod

@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets a job writing clickbait⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Writing shit down used to be a full time job. They’d just sit there and write and add their own interpretation and draw knights on snails and killer rabbits and shit.

  This isn’t any different except the medium is more transient.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon notices⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  David Graeber’s “Debt” goes pretty deep into the implications of making this sort of thing a transaction

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon notices⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, the “no fun allowed” stance that is so successful

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon notices⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  At least you’re better than most Jesus freaks who try to square the circle and say holly stands for Jesus or something.

  So when should they have the secular Christmas special which is the holiday most people celebrate?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon notices⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, so how about the elves? The reindeer? The holly and mistletoe? The tree?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon notices⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you honestly think Jesus was born on December 25? And that Santa and all his elves were there?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon notices⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It would be hard to include all of the traditions co-opted to create Christmas in a half hour kids show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I entitled to compensation?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Your compensation is a giant storage system

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been accused of being a lot of bots but never a hasbara bot, whatever that is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Kennedy was shot by the mob and a crazy guy, not Israel.

  That’s why the mob killed the crazy guy later, because he stepped on their clout.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A clean death would not satisfy karma

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had no idea y cunt was this powerful⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen.

  And because it degrades so rapidly you’ve got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes life choices⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually he liked treble hooks for bass fishing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes life choices⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a family friend who grew up near a creek. He loved bass fishing, so when he heard that invasive carp were eating bass eggs he took that personally.

  He’d go out night after night bow hunting carp. He’d kill them and throw them on the bank for animals to eat. Dozens of these huge fish every night for years.

  Eventually he cleaned out several miles of the creek by his house, and it’s some of the best bass fishing in the area.

  tl;dr - He got a degree in fisheries.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LinkedIn’s cofounder Reid Hoffman says seeking work-life balance is a red flag that you’re ‘not committed to winning’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck winning.

  Be the best, climb the ladder Do it better, higher, faster I refuse to participate If I go up it will be slow I’m bringing everyone I know Stopping on the sixth or seventh rung

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨light pollution⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Both?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨light pollution⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What about a 22 air rifle at about 800 fps?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨light pollution⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes me want to take a BB gun to all the streetlights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drug Dealer Simulator publisher launches an investigation against Schedule 1 creator. The game is supposedly “violating company’s IP”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I played Drug Wars on my TI-89 almost 25 years ago which sounds like the same game but with better graphics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is worried about men⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for this because it is exactly what I’m talking about. I wasn’t raised in a Christian house, but anything that was even vaguely titillating was considered obscene. When your mom angrily throws out a Victoria’s Secret catalog calling it “disgusting” how are you supposed to feel about liking the pictures?

  If someone thinks their physical attraction is disgusting, perverse, or annoying how are they supposed to negotiate a relationship?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is worried about men⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It was at a kink convention. We got a round of applause from a man in the sex room, and we embraced him. Then as we smoked outside an old lady said “Oh, aren’t you a cute couple” and we had to explain that we’d just met.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is worried about men⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Polite” implies that if you’re agreeable and friendly women will understand that you’re interested in them and not just being agreeable and friendly.

  I think part of the problem is that what we’re all really after is fucking, which isn’t polite at all. Being polite about it just makes you look weak and ineffective at the thing that we all say we want but can’t mention.

  If any mention of sex by a man is considered inappropriate, how is a man supposed to negotiate sex?

  This is a big reason why I’m engaged: We got the impolite part out of the way first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is worried about men⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  at house parties

  Try this not at a house party.

  I’m lucky that I met my fiance after being loaned to her as a sex toy by someone I met on OKC

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes but now the towel has poo water on it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not pictured: the wet spot on the back of their pants.

  Seriously, how do bidet enjoyers dry their asses?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coin-sized nuclear 3V battery with 50-year lifespan enters mass production⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re probably going to be used in medical devices like pacemakers. So they’ll be in the land but not necessarily a land_fill_

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Since militaries are authoritarian, even in democratic countries; What would a military of a stateless/anarchist society look like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The voters have enough guns to challenge their authority.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Since militaries are authoritarian, even in democratic countries; What would a military of a stateless/anarchist society look like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pirate ships were anarchist combat collectives. They’d probably work like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Since militaries are authoritarian, even in democratic countries; What would a military of a stateless/anarchist society look like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is not unlike how pirate ships worked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some lesser-known obscure TV series that went under the radar, that you would recommend?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I kept waiting for Jonas Quinn to say “synchronize swatches” on SG1