Semi_Hemi_Demigod
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
I’m just this guy, you know. Except on Lemmy.
- Comment on Slightly Unfair 18 hours ago:
IIRC the kid who got arrested was the “wrong” color
- Comment on Losers 18 hours ago:
Except it wasn’t the politics that ran me off. It was them being inane and susceptible to manipulation for non-political things.
And if that’s our downfall then good riddance. We’re a pathetically stupid species and deserve extinction.
- Comment on Losers 20 hours ago:
And these bots are also walking around in real life? Because the shitty people who drove me off are actual people who I actually know in the actual world.
- Comment on Losers 21 hours ago:
No, they were cunts since well before the bots came around
- Comment on Losers 1 day ago:
Pretty sure it wasn’t bots that chased me off.
- Comment on Losers 1 day ago:
I removed myself from those sites because people there are insufferable idiots. At least the insufferable idiots here are funny.
- Comment on Employees regularly paste company secrets into ChatGPT 2 days ago:
I had to go through yearly mandatory training telling me not to buy potential clients sex workers.
People are fucking idiots and we all pay for it.
Humanity is the worst.
- Comment on No account? No Windows 11 for you, says Microsoft 2 days ago:
Pinkie promise?
- Comment on Aged like wine: Frank Zappa on Crossfire turns a debate about censorship into a warning about an emerging fascist theocracy. 2 days ago:
Yeah, it’s Crossfire
- Comment on Making the world go round 3 days ago:
This could come in handy for mapping disconnected pedestrian paths and improving walkability if Americans gave a crap about that.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Kick Monday in the nutsack
Wedgie Wednesday’s butt crack
I’m comin hard for Friday and if you’re not get the fuck back
- Comment on Americans Are Using PTO to Sleep, Not for Vacation—Report 1 week ago:
I hate travel anyway and everything I want is at home. I’d rather just chill with nothing to do at home than travel hours to do the same thing without all my stuff.
- Comment on Hi, yes, it's me 1 week ago:
I think I drove by you today
- Comment on Meet the first person to own over 40,000 paid Steam games 2 weeks ago:
“Own”
- Comment on Anon is exploited 2 weeks ago:
Back in the 50s they thought people in the year 2000 would only work 20 hours a week and the biggest problem would be too much free time.
If we don’t make permanent retirement for all of humanity a goal we won’t get there. But the unifying factor for every political party is MOAR JOBZ. Hell, even the ancoms think people should work.
And we basically did that with agriculture already. In industrialized nations less than 10% when just a couple hundred years ago it was over 90%.
- Comment on Autism has been announced! 2 weeks ago:
I bet they’re gonna lock all the cool fixations behind paywalls
- Comment on I want you to know that I'm happy for you 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on To stay safe I've always done this 2 weeks ago:
Counterpoint: The Kuru prion cannot be destroyed unless heated to 900F/500C+ for several hours, at which point the rest of the meat will be overcooked.
Unless you like your billionaire with a side of neurodegenerative disease.
- Comment on Microsoft starts rolling out Gaming Copilot on Windows 11 PCs 2 weeks ago:
We can only hope
- Comment on Microsoft starts rolling out Gaming Copilot on Windows 11 PCs 2 weeks ago:
If the new Marathon makes AI the heroes instead of the villains I’m gonna be so mad.
- Comment on Bulls On Parade 3 weeks ago:
People are awful.
Always have been.
Always will be.
(Until we go extinct.)
- Comment on Bulls On Parade 3 weeks ago:
The fact that every single RATM song is applicable 30 years later has shown that humans are not capable of governing themselves effectively.
- Comment on How often do guys have a haircut? 3 weeks ago:
I trim my beard about once a month.
I haven’t had a haircut in about a decade.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
My boss just told me I should be using AI every day and now I know what to use it for.
- Comment on Zoom’s CEO agrees with Bill Gates, Jensen Huang, and Jamie Dimon: A 3-day workweek is coming soon thanks to AI 3 weeks ago:
And both jobs will require you to be in the office.
- Comment on Anon buys a car 3 weeks ago:
The part where they pretended they’d never driven that car before.
- Comment on Anon buys a car 3 weeks ago:
Pretending you don’t know about something you obviously do smells a bit like fraud, and I bet there’s a weird Latin phrase for it.
But IANAL.
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 3 weeks ago:
My wife has fucked many people.
The important part is that she’s choosing to fuck me.
- Comment on Rust 3 weeks ago:
Oxygen makes up a full third of dihydrogen monoxide which kills thousands of people a year.
- Comment on A month remains. 3 weeks ago:
How would one do this remotely?