Semi_Hemi_Demigod
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
I’m just this guy, you know. Except on Lemmy.
- Comment on Finally 4 days ago:
I’ve opened quite a few pithy response by repeating myself.
- Comment on Finally 4 days ago:
If I wake up and I just hallucinated this and it didn’t actually happen I’m blaming OP
- Comment on .🤨. 4 days ago:
Mine is when the Israelites slaughtered entire cities and then they made kids sing about it at Bible Camp.
- Comment on About to ruin your whole day 5 days ago:
Yeah, but 90% of the time it’s just a bad coil pack and I keep spares in my trunk.
If I don’t check my oil for a while and go around a turn too fast she’ll yell at me about oil pressure.
Gotta fix that PCV valve…
- Comment on About to ruin your whole day 5 days ago:
I’m a VW owner. Mine’s always on.
- Comment on Hate it when this happens 1 week ago:
We’re both that advanced.
- Comment on Don't let them boss you around 1 week ago:
die at work
That’s my retirement plan.
- Comment on This is why Americans hate Socialism. 1 week ago:
Yes and it was lovely
- Comment on This is why Americans hate Socialism. 1 week ago:
The Joker had a level of motivation I could only dream of.
I don’t want to destroy the world, I want to flee it. Destroying it involves too many people.
- Comment on This is why Americans hate Socialism. 1 week ago:
My ability to move is limited for now but when I do I will be a wonderfully happy hermit.
- Comment on This is why Americans hate Socialism. 1 week ago:
When they don’t have the sense to realize they’re in a residential area and the time of day.
And, yes, living in a community sucks and I’d rather be very far away from everyone.
- Comment on This is why Americans hate Socialism. 1 week ago:
If by “antisocial conditioning” you mean the asshole who kept his truck beeping in reverse for ten minutes straight at 5:45 this morning then yes.
- Comment on This is why Americans hate Socialism. 1 week ago:
Well then maybe humans and communities should be less annoying.
- Comment on This is why Americans hate Socialism. 1 week ago:
reconnecting with your humanity and community
Hard pass.
- Comment on Congrats on your big win!!! 1 week ago:
“I have to hire a great work force to compete with those cyber criminals and some of those kids want to smoke weed on the way to the interview,” - James Comey as FBI director.
- Comment on Life 1 week ago:
This isn’t an argument this is abuse!
- Comment on Can cartilage be replaced? And if not, Why can't they just inject something like silicone into a joint? 2 weeks ago:
Please replace my knees
- Comment on Why does most of the world use WhatsApp as their messaging app rather than RCS/SMS? 2 weeks ago:
Also “WhatsApp’s business model made it marginally easier to use because they don’t care about privacy”
- Comment on Why does most of the world use WhatsApp as their messaging app rather than RCS/SMS? 2 weeks ago:
Back at the turn of the century text messages were exorbitantly priced
- Comment on > In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very unhappy and has been widely regarded as a bad move 2 weeks ago:
The universe is a shitpost
- Comment on Anon questions the epidemic 2 weeks ago:
Women are about as lonely as men.
The problem is that they’re human and exist in an anti-human environment.
You know who else are lonely? Animals in zoos.
- Comment on Curious! 2 weeks ago:
I’m an antisocialist
- Comment on Reddit advertising "Real people" 2 weeks ago:
Even if they weren’t all bots I wouldn’t trust skincare advice from Redditors
- Comment on I heard we were doing Dean? I submit this piece of shit 3 weeks ago:
Sam & Dean
- Comment on Me_IRL 3 weeks ago:
Yoooouuu’re correct.
Sooooo correct.
- Comment on Me_IRL 3 weeks ago:
About once a month this goes through my head:
Yeeesss you’re next
Yooouu’re so next
- Comment on In solidarity with my GenX brethren, with added falling on my ass at work 3 weeks ago:
Moving can’t hurt if you never move.
This message brought to you by the desk job gang
- Comment on is there a name for when you stop preventing a problem thinking it's solved and it comes back? 3 weeks ago:
Life.
- Comment on is there a name for when you stop preventing a problem thinking it's solved and it comes back? 3 weeks ago:
AKA the Sysadmin’s Creed
- Comment on Why is the world's "oldest profession" still illegal ? Instead of being better managed? 3 weeks ago:
I just watched The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and this argument is made but falls on deaf ears.