Semi_Hemi_Demigod
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
I’m just this guy, you know. Except on Lemmy.
- Comment on Just got arrested for a supposed DWI even though I blew a 0.0000000. Don't cops need to read your Miranda rights to you? I asked for a blood or hair follicle test and I was denied. WTH is happening? 1 day ago:
Anything you say to a cop, regardless of whether they read you your rights, can and will be used against you.
Do not ever talk to cops. Don’t answer their questions with more than a polite “I don’t want to talk about my day, sir.” If they keep pressing say “I invoke my fifth amendment right to remain silent and want a lawyer”
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- Comment on 1 day ago:
Ain’t nothin but mammals
- Comment on Remember, Kids: 4 days ago:
Doing nothing feels good now tho
- Comment on Poetry 1 week ago:
A Christmas classic in my home, to be sure
- Comment on Or AI slop, but it's real 1 week ago:
Even bad ‘shops took human effort
- Comment on Poetry 1 week ago:
This sounds like it should be on The Vandals, “Oi to the world”
- Comment on The Head 1 week ago:
Gonna steal this now and watch it on vacation. Thanks for the memberberries
- Comment on The Head 1 week ago:
- Comment on I took this today in San Francisco 1 week ago:
My boss turned over a lot of our sales process to AI late last year and lost his job
- Comment on I agree with don 2 weeks ago:
Sitting for a midnight piss makes it a lot easier for me to get back to sleep.
- Comment on Why do cooks and chefs cook in base 5 increments? For example setting the off at 350 , 375, 450 and so on. Is there a reason for this or is this how it always has been done? 2 weeks ago:
My oven lets me enter the temp on a number pad but still has 5 degree increments
- Comment on If someone was shrunk down to the size of an ant would they be able to make a little ant sized campfire with the same principles? Does it scale like that? 2 weeks ago:
Not only that, but at insect scales air has a much higher viscosity so it would be like trying to breathe molasses
- Comment on good idea, no downsides 2 weeks ago:
I guarantee the salespeople said the weight meant they were built well
- Comment on good idea, no downsides 2 weeks ago:
Fun fact: Clothes washers actually do have concrete weights in them to help damper spin oscillations:
Source: The Secret Life of Machines
- Comment on They're Lying To You. Get The Truth Out. 3 weeks ago:
The main problem is that they can’t get as big on land so there’s not much meat on the exoskeleton.
- Comment on YouTube Premium Lite 3 weeks ago:
There was a rule back in the 90s that the more words were used in the title of the software the worse it was. Adobe Photoshop was good. Corel DrawMaker 3.5 for Windows 98 Special Edition was crap.
- Comment on Why it is that in the USA for most people the default color for a casual sock is white but in most other places the default is black? 3 weeks ago:
You can bleach white socks which may be a factor in reducing athletes foot
- Comment on ESA bafflingly declares private Minecraft servers 'illegal' 3 weeks ago:
Big “Home Taping is Killing Music” energy en.wikipedia.org/…/Home_Taping_Is_Killing_Music
- Comment on Has anyone ever actually had their vehicle tabs stolen? 3 weeks ago:
I used to do this but now my state has virtual registration so they don’t send us free stickers in the mail.
- Comment on What's gunna to happen when the American Federal Government starts prosecuting people for owning powerful computer hardware and software? 3 weeks ago:
Thanks for being the best kind of correct
- Comment on Impossible 3 weeks ago:
It used to just be BMW drivers but now it’s literally everyone.
- Comment on What's gunna to happen when the American Federal Government starts prosecuting people for owning powerful computer hardware and software? 3 weeks ago:
For a while there Apple’s Power Macs were classified as weapons because they were capable of a gigaflop youtu.be/XjkoYlpf3EA
- Comment on Niche meme alert 🚨🚨🚨 3 weeks ago:
So if it’s popular it’s not art.
People like you are why Ferraris aren’t in art museums.
- Comment on Niche meme alert 🚨🚨🚨 3 weeks ago:
The plots are shit, the acting is over the top, but let’s not pretend prat falls and false punches can’t be art when done well.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
This could backfire spectacularly.
“It’s always nice to meet a friend of a team member! My name is Joe.”
“Ohhh, you’re the idiot who keeps screwing things up!”
- Comment on Niche meme alert 🚨🚨🚨 3 weeks ago:
Pro wrestling isn’t a sport, it’s a performance art.
- Comment on I pee 3 weeks ago:
IP address? Okay bro, I pee urine.
- Comment on Where would you out your life savings at on this one? 4 weeks ago:
One thing’s for sure: both of them don’t want kids hwacking off in their camper
- Comment on This one was a classic 4 weeks ago:
This car comes with its own wakka-chakka-wakka-chakka guitar soundtrack
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
lol like I’m ever gonna retire.
And if I do I sure as hell will still be playing vidya
