Semi_Hemi_Demigod
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
I’m just this guy, you know. Except on Lemmy.
- Comment on Anon tries being social 2 days ago:
Case in point: My dad got into habitat for humanity because he loves Jimmy Carter but the local group was a bunch of catty bitches so he quit for local government. (Which also sucks but for different reasons.)
- Comment on Do kids these days ever have a "porn fairy" moment? 3 days ago:
The porn fairy died when the internet became widely available.
- Comment on 'Starfleet Academy' Finale Built Villain's Collapse on Strontium's Actual Emission Spectrum 3 days ago:
Makes me wish there were more episodes exploring the biosphere of subspace. We got the Tardigrade but I’m a sucker for world building episodes.
- Comment on Enjoy the game 3 days ago:
Don’t worry, tomorrow is Thursday.
A fresh, new horror will be thrust upon us, with memories and evidence created to make us think it was always this way and could be no other.
- Comment on And I'm out 6 days ago:
If I send an email at ;:30 on Friday I expect a response Tuesday morning at the earliest
- Comment on Goteem 1 week ago:
I eat ass.
Clearly a gentle person and a scholar. A glass of wine with you!
(Though we each get our own glass. I don’t want sex diarrhea.)
- Comment on Goteem 1 week ago:
“Release the Epstein files!”
- Comment on Goteem 1 week ago:
Or egg fried rice.
- Comment on Loneliness drives biggest quality-of-life drop for young Australians 1 week ago:
If there were more places you could exist without money or suspicion it would definitely help.
- Comment on goofy ahh car 1 week ago:
At least I won’t roll it searching an iPad for the climate controls
- Comment on goofy ahh car 1 week ago:
Literally better than 90% of modern cars
- Comment on it sucks that you can't use social media for a full month once every 2 years 1 week ago:
I don’t know what to think. I let the internet do that for me.
- Comment on it sucks that you can't use social media for a full month once every 2 years 1 week ago:
As long as I’m subjected to humanity I’m going to subject humanity to me.
- Comment on it sucks that you can't use social media for a full month once every 2 years 1 week ago:
It wouldn’t help anyway. Even if I don’t vote I’ll still be subjected to the psychological abuse of political coverage every year.
Really I want to never hear from any of you ever again.
- Comment on it sucks that you can't use social media for a full month once every 2 years 1 week ago:
People say I have short politics because I want to abolish work, school, and the human concepts of “hours” and “minutes.” Should I still vote?
I’m also over 40 so between this and OP’s comment it would be pretty convincing.
- Comment on Anon isn't worried about population decline 2 weeks ago:
This is mostly a joke, but I do foresee a time when a very authoritarian government just kills a bunch of old people.
For example, during the One Child Policy the Chinese government did hundreds of thousands of forced abortions.
- Comment on Web crawler 2 weeks ago:
They’re harmless until they drop into your lap in the Ute when you lower the sun visor
- Comment on All that I need 2 weeks ago:
It’s a start.
- Comment on All that I need 2 weeks ago:
I want to not wake up to an alarm.
I want to sip coffee on my porch while I watch woodland creatures.
I want to plow a field and drink barley water.
I want to tramp around a bog looking for wild edibles while my dog flushes game.
I want to wander in the woods after a snowfall, with the Milky Way above me and it’s so quiet I can hear the owls fly by.
I want the fireflies to be all the light I need.
I want an email to never find me.
That’s what I want for Christmas a.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Imagine a toilet so far from anyone that no matter what you do to it you will be the only witness.
Now don’t move there because I called it.
- Comment on Wind speeds 3 weeks ago:
Some grad student is going to get access to a wind tunnel for this meme
- Comment on France. If you don’t run when the police charge at you, they will retreat. 3 weeks ago:
I mean, they are French police.
Surrender is in their nature
- Comment on I guess it's come to this 3 weeks ago:
Wrong. Lemmy is god
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- Comment on Officer, I Want to Report a Bad Day 3 weeks ago:
I was up every half hour starting at 4am because cities are loud and I hate them.
- Comment on The Billionaires have spent a fortune making sure you hate Socialism. 3 weeks ago:
I don’t hate socialism. I hate socializing.
- Comment on i hate rounded corners 3 weeks ago:
Bill Atkinson, creator of QuickDraw, also hated them. Steve Jobs made him a bet: I’ll take you to lunch and we’ll count all the square corners and all the rounded corners.
Bill conceded by the time they got the menus at the restaurant.
- Comment on Realistically, what do people plan to do on the Moon and Mars that requires a permanent, or long term human presence there? 3 weeks ago:
Neither place is close enough or has enough resources for more than a research base, and remotely operating robots on Mars would be a lot easier and safer.
- Comment on Reddit repost bots taking over entire communities 4 weeks ago:
This is why we can block things
- Comment on Finally 5 weeks ago:
I’ve opened quite a few pithy response by repeating myself.
