Semi_Hemi_Demigod
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
I’m just this guy, you know. Except on Lemmy.
- Comment on Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee-Haaaaw! 23 hours ago:
The difference between rednecks and hillbillies is hillbillies will shot at cars with federal plates on principle.
- Comment on deez nutz save lives 23 hours ago:
Where are you going to get a coconut on the Western Front? Some kind of swallow-based logistics system?
- Comment on I wish I could do executive orders 🤔 1 day ago:
Same for drunk driving if you took the keys from everyone in a Ram 2500, and the overlap is significant.
- Comment on Sacrifice for the greater good 1 day ago:
I’m gonna invent an AI to watch ads for me
- Comment on A succulent meal 4 days ago:
And a wineskin full of barley water, chilled in the stream
- Comment on Beyond fucked up 5 days ago:
Thank you for your service 🫡
- Comment on Anon works in cybersecurity 6 days ago:
Yes we are nerds but we must have decorum.
Plus if you’re managing any real infra at all you’ll run out of names if you’re using Star Wars, even the extended canon.
- Comment on Two women, in their own driveway, had assault rifles pointed at them. ICE agents broke their car window with a rifle stock and dragged them out. 6 days ago:
Can’t violate a law you have no respect for in the first place.
I do it all the time.
- Comment on So Deep 6 days ago:
Billy the Beef Tallow Boy liv es in us all
- Comment on Tick tock tick tock 6 days ago:
lol 5pm
Been working till seven the last two weeks.
Granted, it’s been largely pantsless but it’s still grueling.
- Comment on Two women, in their own driveway, had assault rifles pointed at them. ICE agents broke their car window with a rifle stock and dragged them out. 1 week ago:
Yes but what about rule #4 of gun safety: Never point your gun at anything you don’t want a bullet hole in?
Was he ready to shoot them?
- Comment on Is ironing clothes significantly less common now? 1 week ago:
That’s great except I have been told by my boss and my boss’s boss that me looking like a shlub gives me more technical credibility.
- Comment on Is ironing clothes significantly less common now? 1 week ago:
I’m not old you’re old.
- Comment on bit rude, innit? 1 week ago:
Moy land moy snow simple as
- Comment on Is ironing clothes significantly less common now? 1 week ago:
My dad wore a shirt and tie to work.
I wear pajama pants and a t shirt. And sometimes just the shirt.
So I iron a lot less.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I just assume no one is interested in me ever, no matter how nice they are to me. I also go out of my way to avoid contact with humans in the first place.
- Comment on My feelings on the Super Bowl 1 week ago:
It has a massive impact on productivity. Something like 25 million people are calling in sick today.
- Comment on My feelings on the Super Bowl 1 week ago:
turn some wild animals loose
Best we can do is Puppy Bowl
- Comment on My feelings on the Super Bowl 1 week ago:
If Canadian food companies were smart they’d put a big hockey game on the same night as the Super Bowl
- Comment on My feelings on the Super Bowl 1 week ago:
Yep, and the commercials were actually things you’d only see once, with huge production values.
Really ties an onion to your belt, doesn’t it?
- Comment on My feelings on the Super Bowl 1 week ago:
I never cared for it, but it felt like such an event that I’ve been to a lot of superb parties over the years. But now I barely knew it was happening.
Same goes for the Olympics. I remember watching it for hours and hours back in the day, but I didn’t even know it was happening until I heard Vance got booed.
Culture is shattering.
- Comment on This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers 1 week ago:
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 1 week ago:
I’ve done that before when I’m in a hurry, but this was actually people waiting for that initial left turn.
Also this was back before smart phones, so things may have changed. Culture evolves.
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 1 week ago:
One insight was the different behavior when a light turned green with someone at the front making a left turn.
Where I grew up that person would just have to wait, but in the city where I went to college they’d let one car turn left before opposing traffic started.
It was a bit of a culture shock being honked at for obeying the actual law.
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 2 weeks ago:
I once got an A on an anthropology paper by analyzing body language in vehicles and different driving cultures in different places.
- Comment on Nope, not visiting that 2 weeks ago:
I tried that but I think Geldof found them
- Comment on Nope, not visiting that 2 weeks ago:
Been there. Got like a dozen t shirts. Nobody on eBay thinks they’re real tho
- Comment on Nope, not visiting that 2 weeks ago:
Right? We only show up in some timelines as a fucking joke.
- Comment on Nope, not visiting that 2 weeks ago:
This was a million and a half people vibing so hard they broke their government. I’m not massing it no matter how much of an asshole Lars Ulrich is.
- Comment on Nope, not visiting that 2 weeks ago:
Listen, dude: I’ve got a lot more concerts in my list before I get to your lame-ass party.
Would you have missed Metallica in Moscow for some party you assumed nobody would attend? Fuck no.
Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go sell all your grandmothers some really strong modern weed to get into Hendrix, New Year’s Eve, 1969.
Can’t wait to hear Machine Gun live.
