Semi_Hemi_Demigod
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
I’m just this guy, you know. Except on Lemmy.
- Comment on How often do guys have a haircut? 2 days ago:
I trim my beard about once a month.
I haven’t had a haircut in about a decade.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
My boss just told me I should be using AI every day and now I know what to use it for.
- Comment on Zoom’s CEO agrees with Bill Gates, Jensen Huang, and Jamie Dimon: A 3-day workweek is coming soon thanks to AI 3 days ago:
And both jobs will require you to be in the office.
- Comment on Anon buys a car 4 days ago:
The part where they pretended they’d never driven that car before.
- Comment on Anon buys a car 4 days ago:
Pretending you don’t know about something you obviously do smells a bit like fraud, and I bet there’s a weird Latin phrase for it.
But IANAL.
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 4 days ago:
My wife has fucked many people.
The important part is that she’s choosing to fuck me.
- Comment on Rust 5 days ago:
Oxygen makes up a full third of dihydrogen monoxide which kills thousands of people a year.
- Comment on A month remains. 5 days ago:
How would one do this remotely?
- Comment on Why do conservatives define being fascist solely as "being violent?" 5 days ago:
These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West.
You know, morons.
- Comment on Anon doesn't enjoy anything 1 week ago:
Just like Calvin’s dad said: Being miserable builds character
- Comment on Former Hyundai employees on a rooftop at the Utah Valley University campus (2025, colorized) 1 week ago:
You were sitting home watchin your TV
While I was par-tici-patin in some anarchy
- Comment on Clock logic 1 week ago:
That’s why for a long time, and even longer in the Royal Navy, the new day started at noon and not midnight.
- Comment on No stuffing your hair in your hat to get an interview... 1 week ago:
In my segment of the tech industry long hair and a beard show that you’re so important you don’t need to look professional.
- Comment on Just ad sheep drum snake sound. 1 week ago:
Would that I would deny my humanity
And that tomorrow be another day
And not a Monday
- Comment on That'd be helpful 1 week ago:
Dine on the free samples at Costco and you can skip the tacos
- Comment on Name this minivan 1 week ago:
Diamondback
- Comment on Well, shit. 1 week ago:
You’re stress testing the IT department’s RTO and RPO. This is important to do regularly at random intervals.
Netflix even invented something called Chaos Monkey that randomly breaks shit to make sure they’re ready.
- Comment on Lots to unpack ha ha! 1 week ago:
He was not in possession of the raccoon they were just vibin
- Comment on Make America Great! 2 weeks ago:
People didn’t have propaganda when they slaughtered 95% of men and subjugating women after discovering agriculture.
Happened pretty much everywhere, too.
- Comment on Make America Great! 2 weeks ago:
Ordinary people have done terrible things, too.
We’re all a bunch of bastards and have been since we invented agriculture
- Comment on Make America Great! 2 weeks ago:
The more history I learn the more I understand that every country is awful, and people have been terrible forever.
- Comment on Make America Great! 2 weeks ago:
The only problem I see with that is, even though I’m 40, the government and corporations are all still run by people older than me.
Hell, some of the folks in Congress are older than my parents.
- Comment on YIMBYs beat the politicians. Now they have to beat the judges. 2 weeks ago:
Clearly the greatest form of government ever devised by men and not some stupid continuation of the Roman judicial system.
- Comment on Get Ready 2 weeks ago:
Looks like it’s just Domino’s. Since that tastes the most like crayons clearly the Marines are being deployed.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
We need an expert opinion on this
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
The best part about deep frying is that it turns any food into junk food.
- Comment on Millionaire Alexis Ohanian walked out of the LSAT 20 minutes in, went to a Waffle House and decided he was ‘gonna invent a career.’ He founded Reddit 2 weeks ago:
RIP Aaron Swartz
- Comment on I'm ready for spooky 2 weeks ago:
I was happy to see Halloween candy and a Spirit Halloween in August
- Comment on Are you not entertained? 3 weeks ago:
Reminds me of this headline from The Onion from right after 9/11
- Comment on The Vegas Loop Is Getting Progressively More Stupid 3 weeks ago:
I think the news is that it wasn’t maximally stupid already
