Semi_Hemi_Demigod
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
I’m just this guy, you know. Except on Lemmy.
- Comment on What are the most popular conspiracy theories? 1 day ago:
He also wrote about this in Broca’s Brain
- Comment on What are the most popular conspiracy theories? 1 day ago:
My least favorite one is ancient aliens, because it is both inspired by Carl Sagan and inspired a ton of sci fi especially Stargate, but it’s also just white supremacy with extra steps.
I’m so conflicted.
- Comment on Sounds about right 1 day ago:
Lemme guess: IBM?
- Comment on ATM 1 day ago:
I always thought it was an imp very quickly painting the bills
- Comment on Sounds about right 2 days ago:
How dare you sleep?! You’re salaried so you should work all the time!!
- Comment on Sounds about right 2 days ago:
You get this shit when telecommuting, too.
Just today I got “why didn’t you see that slack message?”
“Because I’ve been working on a weeks long project that is due soon and needed to focus on it”
“Yeah but you should be monitoring slack at all times”
So I guess my job is to stare at slack all day and not do actual work
- Comment on Microsoft's OpenAI losses hidden as part of $4.7 billion 'other' expense — stake in AI company still doesn't turn a profit as companies grapple with ongoing contract negotiation 3 days ago:
Certainly nothing bad happen to our economy when the biggest investments of the current century have no path to profitability.
- Comment on This man is suffering 5 days ago:
Yes the former is far worse.
- Comment on for future fireflies 5 days ago:
The decline in insect populations is so bad even Jeremy Clarkson is trying to fight it.
- Comment on for future fireflies 6 days ago:
I did this last year and saw twice as many fireflies.
Which means I saw six total all summer.
The suburbs suck.
- Comment on Do I detect a hint of Irish Spring? 6 days ago:
They want to see if they like the way his colon smells
- Comment on Banana 6 days ago:
The flavor and the texture
- Comment on Bet you didn't know that before Excel, people used Lotus 1-2-3 1 week ago:
The code name for MS Office during development was Buddha because it was “going to assume the Lotus position.”
- Comment on American public transit 1 week ago:
Sorry, car dealers are major contributors to sales taxes so the best I can do is one more lane, bro
- Comment on WATER BENDING ACTIVATE OR SOMETHING IDK IVE NEVER WATCHED ATLA 1 week ago:
Also, know where the shutoff valve for the toilet is. I keep mine barely open to both prevent scalding someone taking a shower and also so I can turn it off quickly to prevent an overflow.
- Comment on See ya. 2 weeks ago:
Humans aren’t monsters until they reach a critical mass. Then they’re just awful.
- Comment on Anon is a movie critic 2 weeks ago:
And then you need a montage
- Comment on Lasagnaius 2 weeks ago:
Pad Thaius
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
“Wives”
- Comment on Not everyone has what it takes 2 weeks ago:
Pack it up, pack it in
- Comment on Slightly Unfair 3 weeks ago:
IIRC the kid who got arrested was the “wrong” color
- Comment on Losers 3 weeks ago:
Except it wasn’t the politics that ran me off. It was them being inane and susceptible to manipulation for non-political things.
And if that’s our downfall then good riddance. We’re a pathetically stupid species and deserve extinction.
- Comment on Losers 3 weeks ago:
And these bots are also walking around in real life? Because the shitty people who drove me off are actual people who I actually know in the actual world.
- Comment on Losers 3 weeks ago:
No, they were cunts since well before the bots came around
- Comment on Losers 3 weeks ago:
Pretty sure it wasn’t bots that chased me off.
- Comment on Losers 3 weeks ago:
I removed myself from those sites because people there are insufferable idiots. At least the insufferable idiots here are funny.
- Comment on Employees regularly paste company secrets into ChatGPT 3 weeks ago:
I had to go through yearly mandatory training telling me not to buy potential clients sex workers.
People are fucking idiots and we all pay for it.
Humanity is the worst.
- Comment on No account? No Windows 11 for you, says Microsoft 3 weeks ago:
Pinkie promise?
- Comment on Aged like wine: Frank Zappa on Crossfire turns a debate about censorship into a warning about an emerging fascist theocracy. 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, it’s Crossfire
- Comment on Making the world go round 3 weeks ago:
This could come in handy for mapping disconnected pedestrian paths and improving walkability if Americans gave a crap about that.