Semi_Hemi_Demigod
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
I’m just this guy, you know. Except on Lemmy.
- Comment on When you work for a company owned by a A..hole 6 hours ago:
When I worked for a major database company they made me take annual training to explain that I wasn’t allowed to buy sex workers for potential clients.
- Comment on Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman 23 hours ago:
Does getting health care mean leaving your basement?
If so, young men aren’t doing it.
Hell, I leave my basement frequently and don’t want to get health care because I’m sure it will bankrupt me.
If someone callled me an ambulance I’d fight them because I don’t have ambulance money.
- Comment on I don't know what this means, but it's been stuck in my head. 2 days ago:
Is this some boobah stuff I’m too kiki to understand?
- Comment on WhatsApp Deploys AI, for Those Incapable of Comprehending Straightforward Messages From Their Friends and Family 2 days ago:
If the AI could help me decipher what the emoji mean that would be legit helpful
- Comment on Amazing Grace 3 days ago:
We don’t deserve Dolly.
- Comment on You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use. 3 days ago:
I just got married and I’m very very conscious of how I say that phrase.
- Comment on huge tracts of land 6 days ago:
Pretty sure we invented capitalism
- Comment on huge tracts of land 1 week ago:
People, what a bunch of bastards
- Comment on huge tracts of land 1 week ago:
That’s probably someone hired to work the farm by the multinational who owns the wheat field, the pesticide, the fertilizer, and the genes of the wheat they’re growing.
- Comment on double kill! 1 week ago:
Recoiless pistol
- Comment on North Korean hackers deepfake execs in Zoom call to spread Mac malware 1 week ago:
I swear to god if this is what forces me back into an office…
- Comment on Marathon is delayed 1 week ago:
The fact that it ran on a Macintosh meant I could play it on the school computers during study hall.
- Comment on Marathon is delayed 1 week ago:
Original Marathon was really great. While you’re waiting for BUNGIE to drop this turd you should play the open source remake Aleph One.
It’s available on Steam for free as Classic Marathon.
- Comment on In this day and age is it possible to create a commune? With majority of vegetables coming from one acre and all put in to get wifi to our subdivision? So the bill is not that high? 1 week ago:
The problem isn’t that it’s impossible, but that humans are so awful they simply can’t do something like this without infighting and bickering and blame.
- Comment on Wanna tell the class the joke 1 week ago:
Clutch pedal is either on the wrong side or the French are weirder than I thought.
- Comment on Wanna tell the class the joke 1 week ago:
That’s clearly a right hand drive which means it’s a bruv
- Comment on Two Top Union Leaders Quit D.N.C. Posts in Dispute With Chairman 2 weeks ago:
They’ve been incompetent for far more than a decade.
- Comment on I don’t want to live here (USA) anymore 2 weeks ago:
And it’s not just that it’s awful. Fascism is awful everywhere.
It’s that it’s just so goddamn tacky.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
It’s probably cheaper to hire Zach Efron to attract a bunch of girls than it is to hire a bunch of girls directly
- Comment on More than 90% of JPMorgan employees reported a decline in morale following RTO 2 weeks ago:
I’m thankful I haven’t worked for a company with an office for over a decade.
- Comment on Hello, non-Americans, do you have any Chinese language classes in your education system? 2 weeks ago:
There was a show on Nick Jr that taught me how to count to three in Chinese while my kids had snack time.
- Comment on lonely shark 2 weeks ago:
Lonely shark door doo doo doot doo doo
- Comment on TIL my decision to drive a 22' full cab pickup truck and vehemently oppose urban zoning reform makes me a defender of social justice, a warrior for the downtrodden, and more progressive than 99% [cont 3 weeks ago:
I’d imagine DoorDash delivery is a hell of a lot of faster here than the burbs.
- Comment on TIL my decision to drive a 22' full cab pickup truck and vehemently oppose urban zoning reform makes me a defender of social justice, a warrior for the downtrodden, and more progressive than 99% [cont 3 weeks ago:
For me it needs way more trees and way fewer people. Like, zero people.
Don’t need the truck. I’ll walk.
- Comment on Who did this 😂😂😂 3 weeks ago:
Someone with more skill and time than me should do one of these for System 7 Macs.
Mortal Pongbat, Netscape, ResEdit for hacking games, Oscar in the Trash Can, Marathon, MacAddict CDs.
Good times.
- Comment on Anon learns happiness is simpler than he thought 3 weeks ago:
Sometimes realistic is way lower than you are led to believe.
- Comment on Anon learns happiness is simpler than he thought 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on It's time to stop 3 weeks ago:
Yes. Burn down the suburbs and make hillbillies socialist again.
- Comment on Friendly reminder 3 weeks ago:
I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…
- Comment on It's time to stop 3 weeks ago:
I read that as ShermanPosting and burned down Atlanta.
