Semi_Hemi_Demigod
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
I’m just this guy, you know. Except on Lemmy.
- Comment on Bill and Melinda French Gates and Warren Buffett’s Giving Pledge after 15 years: Only 9 of the 256 billionaires actually followed through on giving away half their wealth 1 day ago:
Not true.
They’re also using imaginary methods to make money grow out of other money.
- Comment on AOL will end dial-up internet service in September, 34 years after it's debut — AOL Shield Browser and AOL Dialer software will be shuttered on the same day 1 day ago:
Thank you to AOL for not making me buy a floppy disk until I didn’t need them anymore.
- Comment on Flipper Zero 'DarkWeb' Firmware Bypasses Rolling Code Security on Major Vehicle Brands 1 day ago:
It’s got a rechargeable battery unlike my car fob.
- Comment on Flipper Zero 'DarkWeb' Firmware Bypasses Rolling Code Security on Major Vehicle Brands 2 days ago:
Anybody know if this disables any fob or just one? I wouldn’t mind using my Flipper for my car, but my wife still needs to drive it.
- Comment on Honda Zonda 3 days ago:
The old one with the pop up headlights that looked like a more reasonable Ferrari Testarossa
- Comment on Honda Zonda 3 days ago:
NSX looked better and was real
- Comment on Anon crunches some numbers 3 days ago:
You forgot the part where we genocided 95% of males after we learned how to grow things.
- Comment on Iron 4 days ago:
Just as good
- Comment on Iron 4 days ago:
Put birth control in uncut Colombian coke, too.
- Comment on One Angry Man 4 days ago:
War of the World
- Comment on White House Orders NASA to Destroy Important Satellite that Collects Climate Data 5 days ago:
Unless you’re gonna shoot him yourself there’s not much we can do about this. They don’t care about protests. They don’t care about letters to Congress. You can’t negotiate with them.
We’re a stupid country who deserves this.
- Comment on White House Orders NASA to Destroy Important Satellite that Collects Climate Data 5 days ago:
Not to mention that the money spent isn’t being shot into space. It’s paying for very smart folks to spend in their local communities doing helpful work.
Do you want people with knowledge of orbital mechanics and operating spacecraft on the open job market? Who do you think will employ them?
- Comment on It would get old fast 1 week ago:
- Comment on It would get old fast 1 week ago:
Channel that energy. Become that angry couple. Fry angry. Chop resentfully.
I call it “method cooking.”
It’s how I make amazing tomato sauce.
- Comment on It would get old fast 1 week ago:
Make it yourself.
- Comment on It would get old fast 1 week ago:
Can confirm. I am trapped in suburbia for at least three more years.
I can’t wait to head for the hills.
- Comment on It would get old fast 1 week ago:
There’s one guy I want to hang out with regularly. He can have the adjoining 150 acres and we’ll put a shack full of liquor with some comfy chairs on the border.
- Comment on Atlassian terminates 150 staff with pre-recorded video, AI customer contact solutions rolled out 1 week ago:
Like any new technology, it will feel awkward to start [using AI for everything], but every business person, every business leader, every government leader, and every bureaucrat should be using it.
Yeah that’s not creepy at all.
Can I get a gif of that cone game that brainwashed the crew of the Enterprise D?
- Comment on So long suckers! 1 week ago:
One of my dreams is to visit this spot and then head over to where Cthulhu lives which isn’t too far away.
- Comment on IT'S CORN SWEAT SEASON 1 week ago:
I didn’t get pissed. Our sunsets were gorgeous. Maybe next time it will burn up some toxic chemical factory and they’ll get even more colorful
- Comment on How has it been so long? 2 weeks ago:
And my back.
And my knees.
- Comment on Shaming Crayfish 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Two Astrophysicists Debate Free Will 2 weeks ago:
Free Will is great but I prefer Limelight
- Comment on Are the boys back in town? 2 weeks ago:
My boys are scattered to the wind
- Comment on The respiratory system uses osmosis to interlace caffeine in the digestive system through your midi-chlorines 3 weeks ago:
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion
- Comment on When everything is fake and we continue to believe it 3 weeks ago:
I’ve got five words for you: Punk. Rock. Pro. Wrestling. Musical.
- Comment on The good old days 3 weeks ago:
I’m not bald!
- Comment on When everything is fake and we continue to believe it 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Just a silly little GIF( 3 weeks ago:
Needs a blinking star GIF background and a MIDI file of the TNG theme
- Comment on Corporations = communism 3 weeks ago:
Corporations are also centrally planned economies where you’re expected to sacrifice yourself for the good of the whole.
