Semi_Hemi_Demigod
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
I’m just this guy, you know. Except on Lemmy.
- Comment on 1 day ago:
Imagine a toilet so far from anyone that no matter what you do to it you will be the only witness.
Now don’t move there because I called it.
- Comment on Wind speeds 1 day ago:
Some grad student is going to get access to a wind tunnel for this meme
- Comment on France. If you don’t run when the police charge at you, they will retreat. 1 day ago:
I mean, they are French police.
Surrender is in their nature
- Comment on I guess it's come to this 3 days ago:
Wrong. Lemmy is god
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- Comment on Officer, I Want to Report a Bad Day 4 days ago:
I was up every half hour starting at 4am because cities are loud and I hate them.
- Comment on The Billionaires have spent a fortune making sure you hate Socialism. 5 days ago:
I don’t hate socialism. I hate socializing.
- Comment on i hate rounded corners 6 days ago:
Bill Atkinson, creator of QuickDraw, also hated them. Steve Jobs made him a bet: I’ll take you to lunch and we’ll count all the square corners and all the rounded corners.
Bill conceded by the time they got the menus at the restaurant.
- Comment on Realistically, what do people plan to do on the Moon and Mars that requires a permanent, or long term human presence there? 1 week ago:
Neither place is close enough or has enough resources for more than a research base, and remotely operating robots on Mars would be a lot easier and safer.
- Comment on Reddit repost bots taking over entire communities 1 week ago:
This is why we can block things
- Comment on Finally 2 weeks ago:
I’ve opened quite a few pithy response by repeating myself.
- Comment on Finally 2 weeks ago:
If I wake up and I just hallucinated this and it didn’t actually happen I’m blaming OP
- Comment on .🤨. 2 weeks ago:
Mine is when the Israelites slaughtered entire cities and then they made kids sing about it at Bible Camp.
- Comment on About to ruin your whole day 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, but 90% of the time it’s just a bad coil pack and I keep spares in my trunk.
If I don’t check my oil for a while and go around a turn too fast she’ll yell at me about oil pressure.
Gotta fix that PCV valve…
- Comment on About to ruin your whole day 2 weeks ago:
I’m a VW owner. Mine’s always on.
- Comment on Hate it when this happens 2 weeks ago:
We’re both that advanced.
- Comment on Don't let them boss you around 2 weeks ago:
die at work
That’s my retirement plan.
- Comment on This is why Americans hate Socialism. 3 weeks ago:
Yes and it was lovely
- Comment on This is why Americans hate Socialism. 3 weeks ago:
The Joker had a level of motivation I could only dream of.
I don’t want to destroy the world, I want to flee it. Destroying it involves too many people.
- Comment on This is why Americans hate Socialism. 3 weeks ago:
My ability to move is limited for now but when I do I will be a wonderfully happy hermit.
- Comment on This is why Americans hate Socialism. 3 weeks ago:
When they don’t have the sense to realize they’re in a residential area and the time of day.
And, yes, living in a community sucks and I’d rather be very far away from everyone.
- Comment on This is why Americans hate Socialism. 3 weeks ago:
If by “antisocial conditioning” you mean the asshole who kept his truck beeping in reverse for ten minutes straight at 5:45 this morning then yes.
- Comment on This is why Americans hate Socialism. 3 weeks ago:
Well then maybe humans and communities should be less annoying.
- Comment on This is why Americans hate Socialism. 3 weeks ago:
reconnecting with your humanity and community
Hard pass.
- Comment on Congrats on your big win!!! 3 weeks ago:
“I have to hire a great work force to compete with those cyber criminals and some of those kids want to smoke weed on the way to the interview,” - James Comey as FBI director.
- Comment on Life 3 weeks ago:
This isn’t an argument this is abuse!
- Comment on Can cartilage be replaced? And if not, Why can't they just inject something like silicone into a joint? 3 weeks ago:
Please replace my knees
- Comment on Why does most of the world use WhatsApp as their messaging app rather than RCS/SMS? 3 weeks ago:
Also “WhatsApp’s business model made it marginally easier to use because they don’t care about privacy”
- Comment on Why does most of the world use WhatsApp as their messaging app rather than RCS/SMS? 3 weeks ago:
Back at the turn of the century text messages were exorbitantly priced
- Comment on > In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very unhappy and has been widely regarded as a bad move 4 weeks ago:
The universe is a shitpost
