Semi_Hemi_Demigod
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
I’m just this guy, you know. Except on Lemmy.
- Comment on Grok 3 roasts Lemmy 11 hours ago:
Decentralized boredom at its finest
I feel seen.
- Comment on Don't risk the dry shave 2 days ago:
Carl Sagan. Kevin Mitnick. Douglas Adams. Aaron Barrett. Bob Villa. My chemistry teacher who was nominated for a Webby.
I was kind of a weird kid
- Comment on Don't risk the dry shave 2 days ago:
But he’s not even charismatic. He’s just an asshole
- Comment on Don't risk the dry shave 2 days ago:
I don’t think you think that and I apologize for any implication. I just don’t understand why other people think he’s cool because he very much is not.
- Comment on Don't risk the dry shave 2 days ago:
Even if what he’s saying makes sense he sounds and looks like a try-hard dweeb with no skills beyond flapping his gums.
- Comment on Don't risk the dry shave 2 days ago:
I do not understand how this weirdo was ever cool
- Comment on Just Finished Lower Decks 6 days ago:
TEAM SPIRT!
COMMUNITY!
LOWER DECKS!
- Comment on Just Finished Lower Decks 6 days ago:
A fun, animated Star Trek movie, full of fun and team spirit and community might hit just right in July 2026
- Comment on Just Finished Lower Decks 6 days ago:
I wish I could be friends with all the characters
This is the mark of a truly great show
- Comment on What keeps Americans from being mad about the state of their country? 6 days ago:
I’m plenty mad but every solution short of REDACTED feels like a waste of time.
- Comment on OH GOD 6 days ago:
One of my favorite stories of Polish badassery, as told by one of my favorite YouTubers
A tiny part of me hopes Article 5 happens so I can see the Poles unleash decades of anger decades the Russians.
- Comment on You can *see* the stars 6 days ago:
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
- Comment on Most Civilization players don't finish a single game, going by Civ 6 data, and perhaps that's the best way to play 6 days ago:
I am guilty of just restarting a game over and over until I find a good spawn point.
I often think of all the history that could have happened, the tiny people who could have done amazing things, who disappear into the ether as I click a button…
Ooo I’m right next to some luxury resources!
- Comment on Jamie Dimon popped off at the 1,200+ JPMorgan employees fighting against full-time RTO: 'I don’t care how many people sign that petition' 6 days ago:
Same person, just changed the display name ::). Glad you like it!
- Comment on Jamie Dimon popped off at the 1,200+ JPMorgan employees fighting against full-time RTO: 'I don’t care how many people sign that petition' 1 week ago:
Which list? I’m on a bunch by now
- Comment on Jamie Dimon popped off at the 1,200+ JPMorgan employees fighting against full-time RTO: 'I don’t care how many people sign that petition' 1 week ago:
Companies are dictatorships
- Comment on Yeah, let's stop with this "don't judge people for their poiltics" bullshit 1 week ago:
I thought we stopped doing that that in 2003
- Comment on Who you calling nasty? 1 week ago:
He should have called the doctor “Ms. Jackson”
- Comment on Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stop 1 week ago:
Fuck it, I’ll only buy a Jeep that was used in D Day
- Comment on Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stop 1 week ago:
I’ll buy a jeep but it will have to be at least 20 years old.
- Comment on people who drink, how long do your hangovers last? 1 week ago:
Depends on my previous hydration and if I had some water in between drinks. Never had one that lasted more than a day if feeling fuzzy and out of it.
- Comment on Doordash deserves it's fate 1 week ago:
It would be awesome if ordering systems had a standard API, so I could order delivery directly from any app
- Comment on Doordash deserves it's fate 1 week ago:
I use delivery services because restaurants have terrible phone service. It’s always their cousin Mumbles who answers the phone, surrounded by people banging on pots and pans. He doesn’t read my order back to me to make sure it’s correct. He doesn’t tell me how much it’s going to be. He doesn’t tell me how long it’s going to take. So I have no idea if I’m going to get the right food, if it will be the right temperature, and if I have enough cash to pay the driver.
And there’s no way I’m going to give out my credit card info to some guy I don’t know.
- Comment on White House Faith Office 1 week ago:
Ironic that her job is to get people to don’t stop believing
- Comment on It is mildly infuriating that this community is STILL being used for actually infuriatingcontent 1 week ago:
I’ve only got the energy for mild infuration, regardless of the event
- Comment on Why was Hitler so mean and hateful toward one group or another? I find it hard to believe he woke up one day and said you and you suck but these people over here are good. Taking it so far as killing? 1 week ago:
A lot of Hitler’s ideas about Jews came directly from Henry Ford
- Comment on Why was Hitler so mean and hateful toward one group or another? I find it hard to believe he woke up one day and said you and you suck but these people over here are good. Taking it so far as killing? 1 week ago:
Pogroms were common throughout Europe for hundreds of years. Because Christians were forbidden from lending money at interest Jews were the ones doing the banking.
When a ruler got too far into debt they’d incite some religious hatred and miraculously be out of debt, because their creditors were dead or missing.
- Comment on We've increased our subscription from $9.99 to $29.99 a month 2 weeks ago:
“We can save $38 million if we store timestamps as 32 bit integers” - Some MBA IN 2033, causing this problem.
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- Comment on We still have three eggs up for auction. 2 weeks ago:
First rule of eggs is never tell people how many eggs you have