IT'S CORN SWEAT SEASON

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait, the reason it’s so humid where I am in Ontario is because of American corn, and you guys are pissed you get some of our wildfire smoke caused by your oil habits?

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I didn’t get pissed. Our sunsets were gorgeous. Maybe next time it will burn up some toxic chemical factory and they’ll get even more colorful

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    • deeferg@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The smokey sky is the only reason I haven’t had the sun beating down on my apartment for most of this heat wave! Finally coming around on this climate change thingy.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Also because corn is grown near T.O.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What does proximity to retired hand egg wide receiver Terrell Owens have to do with the weather?

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• Lembot_0004@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The USA is all about oil, corn, and sugar with nuclear weaponry. And nothing more.

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  • potoo22@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And corn oil and corn sugar. The corn weapons didn’t work out.

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  • BaroqueInMind@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ironically, the channel-filler within the secondary explosive casing of a modern high-yield nuclear bomb uses corn-based substrates for radiation transparency within the first few milliseconds of the nuclear ignition.

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  • emuspawn@geostationary.orbiting.observer ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We also have pizza, and pizza delivery.

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• bizzle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lmfao I live in the “A-hole”

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• Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Time for a “Children Of The Corn” remake with corn sweat added to the script.

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• ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  corn-man-khrush

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