IT’S GOT THE JUICE
The USA is all about oil, corn, and sugar with nuclear weaponry. And nothing more.
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IT’S GOT THE JUICE
The USA is all about oil, corn, and sugar with nuclear weaponry. And nothing more.
And corn oil and corn sugar. The corn weapons didn’t work out.
Ironically, the channel-filler within the secondary explosive casing of a modern high-yield nuclear bomb uses corn-based substrates for radiation transparency within the first few milliseconds of the nuclear ignition.
We also have pizza, and pizza delivery.
Lmfao I live in the “A-hole”
Time for a “Children Of The Corn” remake with corn sweat added to the script.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
Wait, the reason it’s so humid where I am in Ontario is because of American corn, and you guys are pissed you get some of our wildfire smoke caused by your oil habits?
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I didn’t get pissed. Our sunsets were gorgeous. Maybe next time it will burn up some toxic chemical factory and they’ll get even more colorful
deeferg@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
The smokey sky is the only reason I haven’t had the sun beating down on my apartment for most of this heat wave! Finally coming around on this climate change thingy.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 18 hours ago
Also because corn is grown near T.O.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
What does proximity to retired hand egg wide receiver Terrell Owens have to do with the weather?