emuspawn
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- Comment on Spherical Bastard 1 week ago:
I mean, moving the whole solar system just makes sense at a certain level of energy expenditure - if you are already generating enough power to do interstellar travel, might as well take the whole house with you. Sucks if you live here and don’t like the new travel direction of the system though, I guess. Find a new solar system to live in at that point?
- Comment on 7 months ago:
because 【ＥＮＧＡＧＥＭＥＮＴ
- Comment on Sad, melancholic even. 7 months ago:
One by one, the free gardens of Pan-Gaea fell to the power of the Grapefruit, but there were some who resisted. A last alliance of citrus and citron marched against the armies of Florida, and on the very swamps of Ever Glade, they fought for the freedom of Pan-Gaea. Victory was near, but the power of the furanco courmarin could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Tangelo, son of the king, took up his father’s rootstock.
- Comment on i'll take the deluxe (tm) 9 months ago:
I can’t accept any bat identification guide that doesn’t specify hurgling
Hear it hurgling - Comment on Punch Time 9 months ago:
The art of diplomacy is making em love you while you knock their punch out.
- Comment on Caption this. 11 months ago:
- Wotan feed
- Confabulators
- Flashy Diode (for management)
- Soylent feed
- Dude Detecting Receiver
- DDR Enclosure
- Based
- Deep fry knob
- Mysterious goo ^†.
^† - We had an intern wipe it off, but it keeps coming back. Not psychoactive.
- Comment on I am serious, and don't call me Shirley 11 months ago:
Yeah. Arctic Elephant in the room, a polar bear can keep you tied up for hours with droll stories about their latest dumb north pole vacation. No cares, Klaus! It's always just ice and snow and seal flesh and 'it was a cool time'! No one cares if you 'almost' ate a scientist, again.
- Comment on IT'S CORN SWEAT SEASON 11 months ago:
We also have pizza, and pizza delivery.
- Comment on Day 365 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing (One Year Anniversary!) 1 year ago:
Congrats on a year of posting!