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• Johandea@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeah, they reigned the earth for over 100 million years. I’ll stay drug free, thank you.

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeah, they dominated the planet for almost 200 million years.

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  • ladicius@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Humans dominate the planet for 50.000 years now, and look how shite the biosphere is doing.

    We will not make it any longer.

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  • ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I love how obtuse you are. Absolutely demented, made me smile.

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They still dominate the planet. Which other animal has species on every single continent?

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    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Rats, humans, lichens, moss, cockroaches, …

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fuck coffee.

    Coffee plants feels the same about us. Caffeine is a pesticide from the plant. Same with the spicy molecule in pepers. Humans are so fucked up we crave that shit. Dinosaurs were smart enough not to eat that. Clearly there’s no hope for humanity, we won’t even make a single million years.

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• Melobol@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ooooh!
  Based on this idea:
  Cavemen / Neanderthals never heard (of) Metal!

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• WillieShen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  turn out that they get eaten by humans nowadays

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  • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or, made into fuel, children’s toys, and let’s not forget the, um, adult items they’re essential to (so far). 🧏🏼‍♂️

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    • rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fossil fuels are the plants that didn’t get eaten up by then yet nonexistent fungi. Not dinosaurs.

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  [CITATION NEEDED]

  But also, they turned out fine. One of them is right outside my window eating suet at this very moment.

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• webp@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They never had meth either

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, that may work out better

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• Zorque@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So if I don’t start drinking coffee I’ll get hit by a meteor?

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  • ladicius@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    New Mexico will. Is that what you want?

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    • Zorque@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      … a little

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Actually, I’m curious if the coffee plant had evolved by then. Thinking not.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Drink coffee or a meteor will fuck up Earth again.

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Without coffee the world is going to stop dead

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  in the futurama episode they did.

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• bedwyr@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Did you know they spray pfas on the inside of those paper coffee cups?

  That’s bad by the way.

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