Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 2 hours ago:
It’s nice and crunchy and refreshing in the summer. Except to make it taste like something, I usually fill the crack with peanutbutter and raisins, so it also had calories. 😮💨
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 2 hours ago:
Nature has even given us food with -ive calories.
You mean water held together by fibre?
- Comment on 'Let it Die' servers shutting down, but offering players a onetime purchase to keep it alive offline 2 hours ago:
Well I guess I’m glad I didn’t like it because I just found out about it last week and was checking it out.
- Comment on 'From the river to the sea' and 'globalise the intifada' banned in Queensland 2 hours ago:
With this context, I wonder if Seagoon is being sarcastic.
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 2 hours ago:
They should invent food that has 0 calories to eat when you’re bored instead of hungry.
- Comment on there is a special place in hell for these scientists 4 hours ago:
Right in the cacussy.
- Comment on Anon quotes a movie line 16 hours ago:
Imagine if instead of Rosebud, he said “Citizen Kane.”
- Comment on Be a hero 16 hours ago:
I am a janitor and the dreaded time came when someone informed me of a massive mess in the bathroom. I go in there expecting the scene from Dumb & Dumberer with the chocolate based on what was described to me aaaaaand… There was like a single sheet of soiled toilet paper on the floor. 🤦♂️
- Comment on Paging SpaceCowboy 17 hours ago:
They have more sense than your average American cop, too.
- Comment on 17 hours ago:
A stands for Ass, B stands for Butt and since Asses and Butts are the same thing, you won’t notice the difference.
- Comment on nothing really matters 18 hours ago:
Exactly. The brown rice won’t be cooked all the way before the water is evaporated.
- Comment on Looks fine to me 1 day ago:
At this point some of these “accidental” restorations have to be on purpose.
- Comment on Sony Pulls Back From PlayStation Games on PC [Jason Schreier] 1 day ago:
- Comment on "If I work hard enough my boss will notice" 1 day ago:
That’s why a lot of business owners are jackasses.
- Comment on 90's throwback 1 day ago:
I never understood why you could only have pizza anytime if it is on a bagel. Nothing stops you from eating a regular pizza for breakfast. 🤷♂️
- Comment on Attention! 1 day ago:
People with esims are just gonna assume they aren’t being tracked. 😩
- Comment on nothing really matters 1 day ago:
IDK about different settings on the cooker having an effect (mine is super simple and has only two settings: on and off) but if I tried making brown rice with the ssme ratio of water as white, I would end up with uncooked rice.
- Comment on An old excuse 1 day ago:
Yeah, uh… He ended up with Trump. They’re having a butt-baby.
- Comment on Sony Pulls Back From PlayStation Games on PC 1 day ago:
From one of the other articles about this I read, they are seeing the same data but interpreting dumbly. They aren’t seeing the kind of explosive sales they want during the period the games are locked to the Playstation and it doesn’t pick up after they release it to other platforms because the hype train has halted by then.
Why they think just dropping other platforms will help more than simultaneously releasing them everywhere is pretty silly when that is their reasoning.
- Comment on Candy cigarettes are illegal because they encourage kids to smoke 1 day ago:
INJECT THE BLUERASBERRY JUICE DIRECTLY INTO MY VEEEEEEEIIIIIIINSSSSS!
- Comment on Sony Pulls Back From PlayStation Games on PC [Jason Schreier] 1 day ago:
That one will still also be coming to PC unless they reneg on that announcement.
- Comment on Sony Pulls Back From PlayStation Games on PC [Jason Schreier] 1 day ago:
Returnal has pretty much been the only thing new and unique that kicks ass.
- Comment on havent had it since friday🫠 1 day ago:
It’s been two weeks since I’ve sucked a dick. 😩
- Comment on They seemed nice and normal until.... 1 day ago:
I’m down for anything except stuff revolving around pain or putting poop in my mouth.
- Comment on what do you think lemmy does better than reddit? 1 day ago:
The only things it DOESN’T do better is have a large number of users and has the same problems with poor moderation (because they are both just randos with no real checks or balances to their modicum of power so it’e very easy to abuse).
- Comment on What should've been the point or points for society to throw up their hands and stop supporting the government? 1 day ago:
Way way way back in time before the first government was ever formed.
- Comment on shoutout to all the invertibabes 2 days ago:
Is this what y’all mean about still loving you if you were a worm? That we know where the clitellum is? 🤔
- Comment on The Human Flatus Atlas: Join the study today! 2 days ago:
Fart on clankers; get paid for it.
- Comment on Frog porn! 2 days ago:
I dunno if Kermit would prefer frogs over pigs.
- Comment on When I retire and my dementia kicks in this is what I want to be for the rest of my life. I think wiping asses getting pissed on shat on, felt up, smacked on the ass. I deserve it. 2 days ago:
I walk around in the summer time saying “how 'bout this heat?”
