Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Devil May Cry isn't that great of a series 21 minutes ago:
Well it’s certainly a terrible Resident Evil spin-off.
(DMC originally began life as a Resident Evil game that got so off the rails, they just made it a new IP)
- Comment on Postal 2 Redux is bringing back the controversial FPS with a full remaster 1 hour ago:
This is the stupidest game with some of the best game design ever. It’s like a purposefully crafted B movie that is so bad it’s funny, except that it’s not even actually bad, it’s just offensive and completely off the fucking wall batty.
- Comment on Zwei Mettbrötchen bitte! 1 hour ago:
The other day I mentioned seeing a weird sign in a window while in Bremerhaven that was basically this, but the meat was piled comically high with the word “PIZZA!” above it.
What is this thing actually called? It sure isn’t pizza. 🤣
- Comment on What game has the best tutorial, in your opinion? 13 hours ago:
Super Mario Bros.
The first level literally is designed to progressively teach you everything you need to know how to play the game and it doesn’t even have a single line of text to do it.
- Comment on Drama man 13 hours ago:
“Get on the plane, sir.”
“Fuck you! I’m getting in the plane. Let Evil Knieval get on the plane.”
- Comment on Vitamins 13 hours ago:
Imagine ODing on vitamin C.
- Comment on Sheeple 19 hours ago:
You could have just said “it brings on many changes.”
- Comment on If you have used this you are immune to all disease. 21 hours ago:
Which is what? Only 2-3 times a week? Tops? 🤷🏻♂️
- Comment on There is a user that shows up even though they are blocked. 21 hours ago:
Interesting… Now I am wondering if some of the blocked users I’ve been seeing again is because of that same problem and not just because I switched apps recently. I was under the impression that perhaps my block list was specific to Jerboa and not actually added to my Lemmy profile universally.
- Comment on There is a user that shows up even though they are blocked. 21 hours ago:
Blocking instances doesn’t block the users from that instance. It only blocks the communities/posts on those instances.
- Comment on Tool-Assisted Speedrunning the Boring Parts of Animal Crossing (GCN) 21 hours ago:
Minecraft is at least easier to imagine, since it does have bosses. With Animal Crossing is it just paying off all loans and getting the statue? And is time manipulation allowed?
- Comment on Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned. 22 hours ago:
That’s why I have a copy of Natural Harvest along with my other cook and recipe books.
- Comment on Spaceballs 2 | Announcement 23 hours ago:
I like the scroll mentioning all these sequels and spinoffs but then says there was only one Spaceballs this whole time…
I guess even Brooks himself has tried to forget the short-lived animated Spaceballs series.
- Comment on Tool-Assisted Speedrunning the Boring Parts of Animal Crossing (GCN) 23 hours ago:
How do you speed run a game that has no end? 🤨
- Comment on As The Outer Worlds 2 hits $80, director says "we don't set the prices for our games" and wishes "everybody could play" Obsidian's new RPG 1 day ago:
A DRM that is notorious for being not only hard to crack, but also causes performance issues in the games that use it.
- Comment on As The Outer Worlds 2 hits $80, director says "we don't set the prices for our games" and wishes "everybody could play" Obsidian's new RPG 1 day ago:
Wishes everybody could play
Good news!
As long as it doesn’t have Denovu, we can!
- Comment on Deez peets 1 day ago:
“I wish to be a werewolf; half man, half wolf!”
The monkey paw curls a finger and the wish is granted as the left half the human is transfigured into the form of a wolf
- Comment on Spiritfarer Developer Thunder Lotus Reveals At Fate's End, An Action Game With Dialogue-Driven Combat 1 day ago:
NO, THAT’S WRONG!
Starts blasting your argument out of the sky with a gun and then chopping up the remains with a sword
- Comment on Anon plays Metroid 1 day ago:
“Which way is Firelink?”
- Comment on Alternatively 1 day ago:
M’choke
- Comment on 2025 be vibin' 1 day ago:
Me, the janitor behind corner guy:
“They probably think I’m low-key good at math.”
- Comment on Interesting news 1 day ago:
The weirdest one for me was getting blasted one day with HUNDREDS of notifications and it was some random dude who made his own instance that I never even saw before, pre-emptively banning me (and a bunch of other users from various origins on Lemmy) for “warmongering advocate of violence.”
I guess someone was a bit sensitive about my stance on punching nazis in the face.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
If you want to play Mario Kart World, your only option is to buy a Switch 2. Period.
For now.
- Comment on If I wanted to have a maximally downvoted post, how would I go about accomplishing that? 2 days ago:
Ask and ye shall receive.
You could also spout bigoted garbage but you would also quickly be banned and the post/comment removed, putting a limit on how many down votes you receive.
- Comment on Peak male form 2 days ago:
The stripes are making my brain do that thing where when the image moves ever so slightly, it appears that their pants are vibrating.
- Comment on Has Slavic engineering gone too far? 2 days ago:
Don’t need to stir the pot if you have laundry going at the same time.
- Comment on MAX PLAYED: Resident Evil 9 Requiem...and it's horrifying 2 days ago:
It’s horrifying
It’s a horror game so that’s a good thing, right?
- Comment on It's not supposed to make sense... 2 days ago:
How much research is being done on the parts of quantum physics that would allow me to be in two places at once?
- Comment on YouTube relaxes moderation rules to allow more controversial content 2 days ago:
Instead of engaging with anything I actually said
Answering your question isn’t engaging with what you said? Okay… 🙄
- Comment on What's going on with moths and lamps in lemmy? 2 days ago:
We’ve evolved beyond beans.