Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Games you fell out of love with. 3 hours ago:
I mean… I had to use a guide to figure out how to access the DLC in Dark Souls 1 because it is rather convoluted compared to everything after it. So that I was prepared for. At least the biggest one (Ranni’s) is pretty easy to follow… Up to a certain point. Unless you rest at that one specific site of grace after picking up the mini Ranni doll, you may never know you can speak to the doll itself. It should have had the prompt appear at every site if you had the doll and not conversed with it.
I also was always disappointed with the MP. After the kickass MP of 2 and 3, ER pulled back on everything except the convenience. I do like the effigies so you don’t have to just literally stand around in a spot waiting to be summoned; but that is just about the ONLY thing I love about ER’s (vanilla) multiplayer.
- Comment on Games you fell out of love with. 6 hours ago:
It’s like a bell curve. First you don’t know but can still feel the unfairness. Then you manage to win and think “maybe it is fair, I just haven’t learned enough,” and then you learn more and go back to thinking “this shit is unfair AF.”
- Comment on Games you fell out of love with. 6 hours ago:
After 1300+ hours in Elden Ring, I have come to hate a lot of the enemy designs. So many things teleport or slide to you so you can’t maintain good spacing, have combos that never end or can be started up ad infinitum with no openings, have hitboxes that do not match the visuals of what’s going on, or have so many effects happening all the time you can’t even see what is going on.
I’ve began to wonder if ER stretched their imagination of what could make a difficult challenge because it often feels very unfair compared to all the prior games.
- Comment on Anon finds a glitch 7 hours ago:
Water doesn’t need to boil to dry out.
Obviously it’s just losing wetness over time.
- Comment on For that special someone on Valentine's Day 7 hours ago:
I’d give her the cheese instead.
- Comment on A succulent meal 8 hours ago:
Vegetable is any part of the plant that is edible and I don’t think the poison parts are considered edible, meaning zero vegetables are poisonous.
- Comment on A succulent meal 18 hours ago:
A vegetable wouldn’t hurt you.
- Comment on I mean why not? 23 hours ago:
It wouldn’t be MY problem, at least 🤷♂️
- Comment on Is there a culture/country that doesn't have sarcasm in its language? 1 day ago:
There has to be. There’s loads of people on the internet that never recognize it even when it’s incredibly obvious or has an /s.
- Comment on Day 576 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 1 day ago:
Climb aboard. We’ll make a special trip, just for you.
- Comment on Project Windless - Reveal Trailer | PS5 Games 1 day ago:
“Can’t any of you see?! He’s not a martial artist! He’s a giant chicken!”
- Comment on Saros - Gameplay Overview Trailer | PS5 Games 1 day ago:
Is this made by the same people as Returnal? It hella looks like it could be a sequel or spiritual successor to Returnal.
- Comment on My only response to Discord 1 day ago:
“Mohammad is the most common name on Discord!”
- Comment on Moving it around made it skip 2 days ago:
Moving this around would scratch the everloving fuck outta the disk.
- Comment on So Deep 2 days ago:
Yeah, because it’s in water, not oil, it ain’t frying. It’s boiling.
- Comment on Dwarf Fortress forensic specialists blame mysterious case of spontaneous human combustion on a historical artifact that suddenly remembered it's four times hotter than the surface of the sun 2 days ago:
It kinda already does. It keeps a looser record of events happening in the world outside your specific map while you play, thats how army movements and world events are handled. It also fully simulates everything 2 weeks at a time in certain conditions (like when you first create a fortress in a world).
- Comment on Dwarf Fortress forensic specialists blame mysterious case of spontaneous human combustion on a historical artifact that suddenly remembered it's four times hotter than the surface of the sun 2 days ago:
Fire is good for losing weight in DF. For some reason, creatures can very often survive having all the fat in their body melted out.
- Comment on The Wheel That Went to Court (or, did you know Pixar sued DMA Design - who ended up becoming Rockstar North - because they made a game about a unicycle? 2 days ago:
Unicycles was an awesome racing game.
- Comment on What do gourd fries taste like? 2 days ago:
I imagine pumpkin fries probably taste a bit like sweet potato fries.
- Comment on a very tasty snack 3 days ago:
I literally did this a couple times after first trying Spam.
And after I did that, I stopped liking Spam.
- Comment on JD Vance visits Milan, Italy 3 days ago:
I wonder how much piss, shit, and semen Trump gets on a regular basis from these spontaneous McDonald’s stops. 🤔
- Comment on Does it happen when the law arrest a drug kingpin or whatever and they off the cops something like 10mil a piece to let him/her go? Has anyone ever actually taken it? Or is movie trope? 3 days ago:
If the cops find 5 million dollars in cash and 20 tons of cocaine at the scene, I gurantee only 2 to 3 million of the money and 15 tons of the coke is gonna end up in the evidence locker and the dealer is going to jail.
- Comment on POV: I'm stuck in traffic and the liquor store closes in 5 3 days ago:
Explains the “do not attempt” text at the bottom. The news wouldn’t do that. It would mean less stuff to pass as news.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Making new accounts to ask the same question is never going to get you different answers than the hundred other times you asked.
- Comment on They do what? 3 days ago:
me, standing in the restoom near the sinks for 20 minutes
“When the hell are the employees gonna come wash my hands?”
- Comment on What should I NOT do in front of rich people? 3 days ago:
What should I NOT do in front of rich people?
Care what out of touch rich fucks think.
- Comment on Retro StarCraft prizes 3 days ago:
Wish I had came in last instead of winning first place 😩
- Comment on I got banned from Fuck AI community, anything I can do? 3 days ago:
Try creating a dialogue in a less antagonistic, dick-ish way.
- Comment on What do you recommend I carry in my first wallet? 3 days ago:
Money.
- Comment on sigh 3 days ago:
You think the 30s suck, wait til you’re in your 40s.
