Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on First they came for steam, then they came for itch.io . 4 hours ago:
Makes me wonder if Echo Project will have to worry. Echo itself doesn’t have explicit sexual content, but it does have violence with minors, kidnapping, torture, and attempted rape.
- Comment on Am I the only that feels this a fake looking trailer? 4 hours ago:
It looks like any other mediocre, low budget action/horror film, complete with offputting CGI.
- Comment on Why do females got to be so hard to talk or flirt with? 5 hours ago:
Have you tried putting women first instead of the imaginary sky daddy?
- Comment on What is piefed? 6 hours ago:
“Hey, lardass: Chow down, wide load!”
- Comment on Is it possible to sell semi-old computers/parts? 7 hours ago:
I can’t even recycle these old fuckin’ parts without paying the recyclers. The complete opposite of recycling bottles and cans.
- Comment on well? 7 hours ago:
Dark Matter/Energy is just a placeholder for stuff we can detect or see influencing things we can detect but have no friggin idea what it is yet.
- Comment on well? 7 hours ago:
If we are in a black hole, then the thing you feared most about falling into a black hole must be bullshit since we are quite fine.
- Comment on Do we dream smaller now than we did decades ago? 7 hours ago:
My dreams are so big, them becoming reality isn’t even possible or at least won’t be possible in my lifetime.
- Comment on looks like the one 1% can't be everywhere. 9 hours ago:
I would lose all my money trying to defeat the top pro gamers in Rocket League and Counter-Strike.
- Comment on Why do people hate coldplay? 9 hours ago:
My favorite thing about Muse is how anti-corporate they are while also being on a major corporate label.
- Comment on WrestleMania was running wild on you 11 hours ago:
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Not one person in the history of the universe:
This guy: Stop adding unnecessary lines.
- Comment on "Bringing your games to other platforms is how you’re going to win" - Circana 11 hours ago:
Citing a racing game as being evidence that console exclusives aren’t moving consoles seems a bit of a stretch. Is the genre that popular that a racing game alone would push hardware sales?
looks at Mario Kart on Switch 2
OK maybe it is.
- Comment on Old Man Guide to Grooming 11 hours ago:
I stopped needing regular haircuts when I turned 18 and didn’t have to get my head buzz cut like my mom wanted anymore.
- Comment on You deserve better, honey bun. 12 hours ago:
Halatosis
- Comment on Anon has learned enough 1 day ago:
Elden Ring Sorcerers once they learn Rannis Dark Moon
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 1 day ago:
I wanna be my fursona.
- Comment on Name him. 1 day ago:
Peter Griffin.
- Comment on $1 per play 1 day ago:
He’s a hateful white supremacist.
- Comment on $1 per play 1 day ago:
This being so soon after Ozzy died, and Ozzy being 76 makes me feel like Hogan was like “check this out, brother! Imma live longer than Ozzy Osbourne!” And then just immediately died.
- Comment on Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only 2 days ago:
Not enough Korg.
- Comment on Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only 2 days ago:
Thor: Ragnarok
- Comment on Toxic community 2 days ago:
Milk is murder
- Comment on How do you combat boredom? 2 days ago:
Commenting on Lemmy.
As you can see from my profile, I am very often staving off the boredom demons.
- Comment on I 🖤 LaTeX 2 days ago:
Latex sheen, fursuit blush
- Comment on Ice cream trucks still around? 2 days ago:
I haven’t seen a truck in a long time, but there are still dudes on bicycles selling Mexican ice cream and whatever those orange uh… Ring thingies are.
- Comment on Doing a pack a day 2 days ago:
You put them in after baking it. Duh.
- Comment on Doing a pack a day 2 days ago:
For the raisen haters: What if instead of raisens, you just had chunks of raw carrot?
- Comment on feeley feels 2 days ago:
Dumbitative.
- Comment on WFART 2 days ago:
Now I have to question if other places have fart free water or not…
- Comment on Where will it stop ? 2 days ago:
🥒🍕Pickle Pizza! Pickle Pizza! Pickle Pizza!🥒🍕
