Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@pawb.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a very tasty snack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  I literally did this a couple times after first trying Spam.

  And after I did that, I stopped liking Spam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD Vance visits Milan, Italy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder how much piss, shit, and semen Trump gets on a regular basis from these spontaneous McDonald’s stops. 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does it happen when the law arrest a drug kingpin or whatever and they off the cops something like 10mil a piece to let him/her go? Has anyone ever actually taken it? Or is movie trope?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  If the cops find 5 million dollars in cash and 20 tons of cocaine at the scene, I gurantee only 2 to 3 million of the money and 15 tons of the coke is gonna end up in the evidence locker and the dealer is going to jail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV: I'm stuck in traffic and the liquor store closes in 5⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Explains the “do not attempt” text at the bottom. The news wouldn’t do that. It would mean less stuff to pass as news.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Making new accounts to ask the same question is never going to get you different answers than the hundred other times you asked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They do what?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  me, standing in the restoom near the sinks for 20 minutes

  “When the hell are the employees gonna come wash my hands?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What should I NOT do in front of rich people?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  What should I NOT do in front of rich people?

  Care what out of touch rich fucks think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Retro StarCraft prizes⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Wish I had came in last instead of winning first place 😩

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got banned from Fuck AI community, anything I can do?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Try creating a dialogue in a less antagonistic, dick-ish way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you recommend I carry in my first wallet?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sigh⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You think the 30s suck, wait til you’re in your 40s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I watch this dude’s security guard on YT sometimes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grass only please⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Smoke some grass and eat some ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why aren't there more mice with 360° scrolling?⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Well now I want the scroll wheel to be a trackball. I remember having a mouse like that in the 90s, but, like… That was the mouse. Like you didnt move the whole thing, it didn’t have the ball in the bottom, it was just a large red trackball on a mouse-like base.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the moon is hollow and rings like a bell⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  BaBELL cheese.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I get a set of furry train tracks to complete the scene?⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do the tracks need to be in a fursuit? 🤨

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Riot Games lays off roughly 80 employees from 2XKO team⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I just thought of Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game and I guess technically it has real people too. But they’re playing as fictional characters. You could still say that Jean Claude Van Dam is in it. lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No way!..⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If man is 5 and the devil.is 6 then that must make me 7

  (this honky’s gone to heaven)

  But if I go to hell, well then I hope I burn well,

  ll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye and Lawrence Welk

  And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix’s poltergeist

  And Webster, yeah, Emmanuel Lewis 'cause he’s the

  Antichrist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Riot Games lays off roughly 80 employees from 2XKO team⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Def Jam New York is literally nothing but real world rappers.

  The Kung-Fu Master Jackie Chan has Jackie Chan.

  Samurai Showdown features a couple historical characters.

  And if you wanna count them, every fight night, every UFC game, and Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! although, I figure you were asking about Street Fighter/MK/Tekken type games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remedy's new CEO is a former sports betting guy and EA executive who aims to 'scale Remedy in a way that builds lasting value'⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this dude the reason Firebreak exists? Cuz if so, that doesn’t bode well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Riot Games lays off roughly 80 employees from 2XKO team⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Does that mean you go 2 out of 3 twice against both characters, or is it like Marvel vs Capcom where it’s still just 2 out of 3 once but against a team of 2?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No way!..⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  ex-Dwarf Fortress player

  Ex?! Did the clowns in the circus break your spirit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No way!..⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like Hell might just be slightly better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 570 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Epic’s Garbage Store

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Riot Games lays off roughly 80 employees from 2XKO team⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I just now got the name of the game.

  2XKO.

  Best 2 out of 3. Ugh… 🤦‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 570 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It might have more if it wasn’t exclusively available on EGS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows 11 has a new Start menu — here's how to unlock it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Windows Key

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But bro please⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “I am very bad ass.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a rhino beetle. 🤨

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it really dangerous to fall sleep in the bath?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I fall asleep in the bath all the time. It’s comfy in there.