Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Anon's grandpa had hands 41 minutes ago:
Monk: My body is my weapon.
gurgle
Monk: But my weapon needs fuel.
steals food
- Comment on STARCRAFT | Announce Cinematic | Dominion 12 hours ago:
I mean, if you’re a ranged class in any of them you’re already playing an open world shooter. It just isn’t 1st person 🤷♂️
- Comment on Wiki Documents at Least 44 Instances in Which Sony Says You Own Your Games 14 hours ago:
Yes, but the restriction on that ownership is the ability to reproduce and sell it. People want the same freedom to keep their copy of it, without access to it because it’s a digital media that only exists in an ethereal form as data on a server, being taken away. We want our copy to actually be ours, physical or not.
I agree it needs new legislation to rephrase all the legalese that confuses the definition of “ownership,” so there is a clear legal distinction between the ownership of the IP and the ownership of a consumer’s purchase of a copy of some media.
- Comment on STARCRAFT | Announce Cinematic | Dominion 15 hours ago:
Is that also an open world shooter? 🤔
- Comment on Just a matter of time before it's reality 15 hours ago:
“Also the hole is only big enough for farts.”
- Comment on Blizzard is reviving StarCraft as an open-world shooter, but it'll be a long wait 15 hours ago:
This one will actually get released, but it will suck major donkey dick.
- Comment on It was cold this morning. You all know what this means. 17 hours ago:
“You ain’t much, but I want you for Christmas.”
- Comment on How come reddit user is growing 1 day ago:
If not bot accounts, then probably old users making new accounts due to being auto-permabanned and not being able to get anywhere with the shitty AI support to restore it, and they aren’t subtracting banned accounts from the total user count.
- Comment on I'm case you need an excuse 1 day ago:
Drink coffee or a meteor will fuck up Earth again.
- Comment on How come we don't have more sketch comedy shows, like MadTv or In Living Color? Are we just going to be stuck with SNL for our lives? 1 day ago:
I Think You Should Leave is the best modern sketch comedy show. Can’t wait for the next season.
- Comment on Wiki Documents at Least 44 Instances in Which Sony Says You Own Your Games 1 day ago:
Like, you are kinda right in one way, but there’s a difference between owning the intellectual property vs owning a thing.
It should be understood by most people that they are not buying the IP. They do, however, expect to own the product they paid for.
The company is trying to equate owning the IP to owning every copy of the product they sell. This is some bullshit, and everyone knows it.
- Comment on Crazy Party Anon drinks a glass of ranch 1 day ago:
I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
- Comment on FFVII Revelation Director Insists S-E Had No Choice but to Require a Download to Play the Physical Disc Version 1 day ago:
Same but only because I rebought a used copy years later, played it up to disk 3, only to find that disk 3 had a tear in the label and wouldn’t be read at all. 😩
- Comment on Happier to use spices on tofu, beans, soy curls, and even sometimes the dreaded processed plant-based mock-meats (when they go on sale). 2 days ago:
The only plant I put on a steak is a little black pepper.
- Comment on PlayStation Ditched Hideo Kojima’s ‘Physint’ on Budget Concerns, Missed Deadlines 2 days ago:
Like… They should have accounted for that. It’s fucking Kojima. Give him all the money and time he fuckin’ needs to cook.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
in porn there’s essentially no market for male content
Did you forget about gay porn?
- Comment on [Bellular News] People Aren't Buying New Games, So Valve Changed Steam 2 days ago:
It was worth the weight.
- Comment on [The Matrix (movie, 1999)] What does agent Brown's line mean? 2 days ago:
They’re not just machines or programs, tho. They are the typical sci-fi AI with full on human-like cognition. Unlike real world “AI,” the AI in The Matrix is actually capable of thoughts and feelings.
- Comment on (Intro) My very first post on Lemmus 2 days ago:
It’s not necessarily against the rules, it’s just like… Farting in an elevator filled with people.
- Comment on (Intro) My very first post on Lemmus 2 days ago:
First thing you need to know is that we don’t take kindly to AI generated slop 'round here.
- Comment on 9/11 2 days ago:
Because they didn’t stop 9/12.
- Comment on Crazy Party Anon drinks a glass of ranch 2 days ago:
SIXTY
- Comment on 9/11 2 days ago:
It doesn’t even mention the fact that Navi is your sidekick.
- Comment on Hideo Kojima's PHYSINT Game Moves to Xbox From PlayStation 3 days ago:
Well fuck. Better be coming out on PC, too. I ain’t buying a fucking xbox.
- Comment on chiptune rule 3 days ago:
Yes. The music in cracks and keygens was often a chiptune.
- Comment on Ubisoft begin removing Ubisoft Connect from Steam with the new Ubisoft Connect Services 3 days ago:
Are you having a stroke, or am I?
- Comment on That's the worst possible view for a hotel 3 days ago:
How old is your car that the lights aren’t just always on?
- Comment on 9/11 Conspiracy: what REALLY happened? 3 days ago:
He had amazing core strength… until he crashed into the WTC and expoded.
- Comment on Crazy Party Anon drinks a glass of ranch 3 days ago:
I didn’t drink ranch, but that’s pretty much what happened when I was invited to a party where only 1 person there was someone I knew, and they spent the entire night basically ignoring me.
- Comment on Anon remembers the $49 GameCube 3 days ago:
Never saw a GC for that low but I did get a Virtual Boy for $25 at a KB Toys maybe a year after they launched.
