Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on How come people fed up with stations bending the knee to Trump, tune into PBS or Local Channel's or start their own. Kind of like stephen colbert did for the ultimate fuck you? 6 minutes ago:
For actual TV? It would still be pretty hard and expensive. Those use pretty powerful broadcasting equipment and if you’re putting out a pirate broadcast, you’re gonna want it even more powerful to make sure it takes over whatever frequency you’re broadcasting at.
The internet is much cheaper and easier to get an audience with. That’s why there are way more small creators on YouTube and TikTok than local TV stations.
- Comment on How come people fed up with stations bending the knee to Trump, tune into PBS or Local Channel's or start their own. Kind of like stephen colbert did for the ultimate fuck you? 13 minutes ago:
Didn’t those dumb fucks defund PBS, forcing a bunch of local stations to shut down?
- Comment on Say hi to Flocky! 53 minutes ago:
Unless it’s drugs.
All my favorite drugs come in fractions. Specifically 1/8ths and 1/4ths.
- Comment on How do I get myself to actually do thing? 1 hour ago:
Knowing that I have a lack of executive function, what would really help me is someone to act like my mom and force me to do shit.
- Comment on How do I re-establish peaceful relations with a family of crows? 1 hour ago:
Yeah, but… You’re not a crow.
- Comment on How do I re-establish peaceful relations with a family of crows? 1 hour ago:
Gift them something shiny.
- Comment on what do you all think of minimalizing a Lemmy subscription feed this way? Effective, experimental? other? 1 hour ago:
You could just do the normal subscribing and then just sort by Newest Comment so you only see new posts and posts currently being engaged in, which is also way easier.
- Comment on Nobody ever knows 2 hours ago:
Offer them some water soluble fiber.
- Comment on Title 2 hours ago:
What denomination are the bills and how much does each brick of gold weight? Cuz I mean, if the bills are high enough, like $5000s they might be worth more than the gold.
- Comment on no chances for life around red dwarfs 3 hours ago:
Is that a GRB?
A Giant Red Ball?
- Comment on oh look a toy! 4 hours ago:
Have you tried shoving a red hot fire poker up your urethra? I’m confident that’d be a unique experience.
- Comment on God of War Laufey - Official Gameplay Reveal | PS5 Games 4 hours ago:
Eh… The combat itself is pretty lackluster. Not a lot of variety in weapons, the monsters are pretty uninspired (humanoids with holes for faces are the main trash mobs, while bosses are basically just geometric shapes and colors), and even on hard only the bosses are difficult, and not because they are hard exactly, but becsuse they’re just shapes their animations suck at telegraphing what they’re about to do… While it is a soulslike at heart, its focus is more on puzzle solving, exploration and dialogue. It’s actually more like an actual RPG than any other soulslike I’ve played except when it comes to character development.
- Comment on Control Resonant - Story/Release Date Reveal Trailer 20 hours ago:
I do like me a good soulslike… But I also liked the Service Weapon and all of Jesse’s telekinetic powers. Plus, Remedy knows how to make damn good shooters, and I like their FPS (despite being 3rd person) style.
- Comment on Factorio 2.1 will be the last major update as Wube Software are moving on 20 hours ago:
It’s over…? I’m free…?
- Comment on God of War Laufey - Official Gameplay Reveal | PS5 Games 1 day ago:
I recently played Hell is Us, which is a soulslike game, and you don’t get a weapon or see any combat for like the first hour or two of the game. I almost thought I was playing the wrong game.
- Comment on Control Resonant - Story/Release Date Reveal Trailer 1 day ago:
Didn’t see a gun at all. Melee only soulslike? 😮
- Comment on This was a great website and I still miss it 1 day ago:
Ogrish and Rotten were two totally separate things that existed at the same time.
- Comment on This was a great website and I still miss it 1 day ago:
I always liked the picture of the body in the morgue bent over with its own head up its ass, even though it was fake as fuck.
- Comment on A Baldur's Gate 2 remake is apparently in development, with the original co-lead designer returning 1 day ago:
For real! You might actually hit things more often if they didnt use THACO.
- Comment on The local supermarket takes protein bar protection. Anyway does anyone know how to open these cases ? 1 day ago:
They open them at the register for you.
- Comment on Title 1 day ago:
Is absolute zero not also a temperature? 🤔
- Comment on stony tony 1 day ago:
Is this how you find out there’s a whole community of furries and I’m not the only one? 🤔
- Comment on Conservative values 1 day ago:
This one?
- Comment on High fashion 1 day ago:
“We need to be saving money, not buying dogs and members of the Grateful Dead!”
“Hey, man, you told us how you got Mary Jane a pearl necklace.”
“…You entirely missed the point of that story.”
- Comment on You definitely won't regret doubling the mass of our atmosphere! 2 days ago:
More dense atmosphere means strapping some feathers to your arms and flapping like a bird could actually work.
- Comment on Just me and my cement truck 2 days ago:
Aside from being sealed by concrete and not the vault door, that pretty much is like half the vault experiments. I would even include the Gary clone vault as one. Those clones were fairly gollum like.
- Comment on Music just isn't good anymore 2 days ago:
I still find good music, but not nearly at the same frequency I did in the late 90s to early 2010s. Absolutely none of what I find good is played on the radio (but then, it’s like 80% commercials so I doubt much of anything is heard on the radio unless used in an ad); it’s all from films, games and memes now.
- Comment on Foragers 2 days ago:
The raccoons make less of a mess digging in the dumpsters than the methheads that dig in the dumpsters at my apartment.
- Comment on Marketing 2 days ago:
it didnt even pay enough to do that shit
Klarna lets people make installments on the fucking $1.50 Costco hotdog combo. They don’t are how much you actually make. They’ll give you a hotdog loan and break your legs later when you can’t pay.
- Comment on My third eye is open 2 days ago:
IT’S SO… BEAUTIFUL!