Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on 2 hours ago:
That’s what I ended up doing because I did wanna see the end, I just was done with the journey to get there lol
- Comment on Coming in hot 3 hours ago:
“It’s just chicken flavor.”
Then why is there a “Chicken soup” mix to the left of the Cock soup? 🤔
- Comment on Cuntry music 3 hours ago:
…Got in the way?
- Comment on Y’all ain’t ready for this 3 hours ago:
Yeah… You use shampiss to pass a drug test.
- Comment on Thumbs up 👍 3 hours ago:
This guy looks like he’s in some deep shit.
- Comment on If I go crazy will you still call me Superman? 6 hours ago:
I only know of 1 time and kryptonite wasn’t even used. Doomsday just best him to death.
- Comment on If I go crazy will you still call me Superman? 6 hours ago:
If that was the case, Superman would have died more than once.
- Comment on If I go crazy will you still call me Superman? 6 hours ago:
Doesn’t even need to be a magic rock. A regular one thrown at your head also does wonders.
- Comment on 6 hours ago:
I get bored of the combat by the time I get to the Red Baron. Love the story; but the gameplay gets super repititve super quick.
- Comment on Hate it when this happens 7 hours ago:
The fuck’s the point of getting bumkaked if you’re gonna wear a hairnet and goggles?
- Comment on The right FUCKING time to get TWO ram sticks damaged 18 hours ago:
Yeah, and to be fair IIRC, this was one of their low-end boards. My dumbass built it on the fucking quadcore Celeron instead of the Core2Duo that just came out because I figured 4 has gotta be better than 2, right? But I was also, like, 14.
- Comment on family guy original character 1 day ago:
How every 14 year that just discovered the classics of anime see themselves.
- Comment on Yum 1 day ago:
Wheat Thicks.
- Comment on Anyone in the US also feeling extra suicidal after hearing the news today? 1 day ago:
I hadn’t seen the news but I was feeling extra suicidal and didn’t know why.
- Comment on The right FUCKING time to get TWO ram sticks damaged 1 day ago:
The only RAM issue I ever had was like the 3rd PC I ever built. Using 2 modules in single channel mode worked fine. Putting them in for dual channel fried both the 3rd and 4th DIMM slots on the motherboard and the RAM that was in the 3rd slot.
I RMA’d both. It happened again.
When I sent in for a second RMA, I started wondering what is the issue, the board or the RAM? I never got an answer. Instead I got two companies blaming the other and starting a flame war in my email inbox. The board was from ASRock. I forgot who made the RAM.
- Comment on If 2025 was a joint 1 day ago:
I feel like it didn’t even have a stem. It was just the paper.
- Comment on The 2025 Steam Awards Winners 1 day ago:
I only just started Silent Hill F and the coolest visual I have seen was the very first “everything dissolves into the hellish world” scene.
It’s always been a staple of the series, but this time is looks so fucking cool with how it dissolves everything, not just the surface textures.
Kinda wonder if having a newer RTX GPU would make it look better; the settings for Lumen don’t really change how it looks, it just massively drops my framerate 🤷♂️
- Comment on Evidence 1 day ago:
Climate change has literally always been real.
You never noticed how it changes between seasons? Are you blind?!
/s
- Comment on For my older Millennials 1 day ago:
So… Opium?
- Comment on What happened to lem.ee? 1 day ago:
Yeah… By someone else. Who could have lied.
- Comment on I love science 1 day ago:
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- Comment on I love science 1 day ago:
Well what kind of hentai is scientific? 🤷♂️
- Comment on World's Best-selling Video Game Consoles 2 days ago:
I remember that was the case for PS3 and BluRay, but not so much DVD and the PS2. PS3 was, what, $300? $400? Where as the cheapest BluRay player that just played BluRay movies was almost a grand.
I may just not remember it being similar for PS2. I was a sophmore in high school when it came out.
- Comment on World's Best-selling Video Game Consoles 2 days ago:
Switch being #2 behind PS2 is impressive given it has had a shorter lifespan. PS2 was on the market for 13 years. Switch has only been 9.
- Comment on easy 2 days ago:
Man… How bad at English does one have to be to mispronounce “it?”
- Comment on Just shut up and RAM me already 2 days ago:
Enough that I’m probably breaking some kind of tax law not reporting it.
- Comment on Elijah Radcliffe 2 days ago:
Two Frodos ends up making a Gollum.
- Comment on Just shut up and RAM me already 2 days ago:
Hmmm…
changes “accepts donations” to “accepts DDR4 RAM modules” in his Grindr profile
- Comment on One subscription to rule them all (Seedbox) 2 days ago:
It was a joke about the horse in Elden Ring being named Torrent so searching “Elden Ring torrent” just results primarily in info about the horse. lol
And also it’s Elden Ring. The game is still super fucking good even after 3 years. 🤷♂️
- Comment on easy 2 days ago:
Carl Sagan was cool but I wouldn’t wanna wait around for him to bake a cake from scratch.