Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on A thoughtful birthday gift that can be treasured forever 1 hour ago:
Funnel.
- Comment on Wasn't as stealthy as one thought 1 hour ago:
Looks like mama’s wrong again!
- Comment on The Witcher 3 director's new RPG The Blood of Dawnwalker is different to that classic CD Projekt Red game in one big way: it doesn't have a main quest [Eurogamer] 2 hours ago:
Possibly one that sometimes becomes a wolf or wears lady clothes.
- Comment on Booking.com cancelled woman's $4K hotel reservation, then offered her same rooms for $17K 2 hours ago:
“Booking dot fuck you.”
- Comment on I respect choice for the name of the game 4 hours ago:
I like playing Supermarket Simulator and it’s basically like what it was like working at Walmart. It’s oddly relaxing when you don’t have to actually move your body and lift shit while stocking shelves. 🤷♂️
- Comment on Valve Addresses Steam Machine Anti-Cheat Concerns, Says It's Working Towards Support 5 hours ago:
The majority of gamers buy into the lie that kernel level anti-cheats are more effective, when they really aren’t.
- Comment on Take a guess 🤣 5 hours ago:
Felon in a Field?
- Comment on dating profile 5 hours ago:
You can fascinate a
woman by offering him a piece of cheese. - Comment on OnLy tWo eLemEnTs 6 hours ago:
The universe is full of Helium.
It’s just not concentrated here on Earth.
- Comment on tragic 6 hours ago:
Uh… Revelations, dude.
- Comment on tragic 20 hours ago:
Fun fact: Everyone goes to purgatory when they die. You don’t see the sorting hat to be placed in Heaven or Hell until the rapture.
- Comment on I'm a Targeted Individual and the Hat Man knows my every move. 21 hours ago:
I don’t think the hat man is an implant.
- Comment on Following your dreams 21 hours ago:
“Your earthly riches hold no appeal to me.”
“$20,000.”
“Ree-hee-hee-ally?”
- Comment on How to test if the internet is working as expected.. 22 hours ago:
Bruh… They didn’t say YOU pee.
- Comment on Is it possible to adopt an abandoned Lemmy instance? 1 day ago:
Depends on the instance.
I did it for !eldenring@lemmy.world by just messaging the admins because the og mod just parked it and fucked off.
- Comment on Only a few years left 1 day ago:
Aww cmon! That was the one good thing I was looking forward to! 😩
- Comment on Only a few years left 1 day ago:
When am I supposed to go get my butt fingered? 40 or 50? 🤔
- Comment on At this point it might be the wisest decision 1 day ago:
He promised he wouldn’t do it again.
He said he would end it in fire.
So global warming is God’s plan. The prick.
- Comment on Bondi's Latest Press Briefing 1 day ago:
Where’s the clit in his neckussy?
Now deport me to Antarctica so I can be a penguin.
- Comment on Always the cat! 1 day ago:
He’s not allowed on the computer since all he does it look up pictures of pussy.
- Comment on ✌️🌽✌️ ✊🌽✊ ✌️🌽✌️ ✊🌽✊ 1 day ago:
“Eat your just like pizza before it gets cold.”
“Gets cold? If anything, it’s getting hotter!”
- Comment on The corn spheres gained sapience. Not even God can help us now. 1 day ago:
Americans are 50% corn, 50% plastic.
- Comment on It really be that way 1 day ago:
Remember: Lift with your back in a jerking, wrenching motion.
- Comment on PetSmart won't let you leave a review if you have adblockers on 1 day ago:
Turn it off and leave an even lower review, mentioning this BS in the review.
- Comment on Texas pastor celebrates school's lowest vaccination rate in the state: 'We'll take it' 1 day ago:
“God will protect us.”
“God helps those who help themselves; vaccinate dipshit.”
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
I share how much AI sucks all the time but no one cares. 🤷♂️
- Comment on Anon is 5'1" 1 day ago:
My ex-wife was 4’7’'.
- Comment on Fucking weebs 1 day ago:
I am not sure but considering most of OPs posts are anime related, I think it’s supposed to be ironic.
- Comment on Silly goose 1 day ago:
If it is, it’s surprising they dismissed it instead of adding more charges, to be honest.
- Comment on Can anyone scientists confirm? 1 day ago:
MFW fishing in the rain:
