Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Shrimp 4 hours ago:
Corvettes for shrimp? Seems pricy.
- Comment on Why does the microwave button have a "popcorn" button when every microwave popcorn brand says "DO NOT USE THE POPCORN BUTTON"? 5 hours ago:
I use the popcorn button anyway and never have any problems. I think the popcorn makers just want to spite the microwave makers.
- Comment on These gas station pills are getting sketchier 6 hours ago:
Bout to become the Moon-and-Star in my pants.
- Comment on How to respond to the ‘Gen Z stare’ without looking like a total boomer | CNN 7 hours ago:
- Comment on I will confess that I have obsessively watched merge requests on a daily basis 1 day ago:
GTA5 added the ability to makw your own missions, but only after I stopped giving a shit about playing the game.
- Comment on Lemmy users 1 day ago:
Ha! Have fun being haunted by the ghost of my dead mother, OP. 😤
- Comment on Lemmy users 1 day ago:
If you can see me down here in the basement, that means you’re down here with me cuz there ain’t no windows.
- Comment on The hero we need 1 day ago:
And just the recipe. Not their entire life story.
- Comment on Show me what slimed you. 1 day ago:
I didn’t moisturize Cassandra.
- Comment on I asked for a sign, *sigh* at least I got a sign 1 day ago:
IMMA FIRIN’ MAH LAZER!
- Comment on Sean Connery in 1964 (on the set of Goldfinger) and Thomas Brodie-Sangster in 2024. Both age 34 in their respective photos. 1 day ago:
“Leaded gas vs Unleaded gas” was my initial thought.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
Gimme a glass of Coca Cida
- Comment on DAE who is single with no prospects or self-control occasionally have a cheeky little sippy-sip of the pickle water straight from the jar? 2 days ago:
I always save the pickle juice after the pickles are gone specifically to drink shots of the brine.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Bend over and spread them cheeks.
- Comment on WAR! What is it good for? 3 days ago:
War has brought us countless technological advancements like radio, which led to cell phones and the vast interconnected network we all use every day in modern times.
So the answer to “War, what is it good for?” is “absolutely nothing.”
- Comment on What is this place? How is it related to perchance? 3 days ago:
There is a Perchance community on, IIRC, the db0 instance. Perhaps that is why you have been led here.
- Comment on Do kids these days ever have a "porn fairy" moment? 3 days ago:
Oh so like that time a friend and I saw a couple having sex in the park near our houses and just watched from a bush when were 9?
- Comment on Why go for a father/son when you can fuck the whole family? 3 days ago:
The person who wrote the meme. 🤨
- Comment on Why go for a father/son when you can fuck the whole family? 3 days ago:
DVDA = Double vaginal, double anal.
- Comment on EA is shutting down BioWare and the next Mass Effect has been canceled 4 days ago:
Bioware has been dead to me since they got bought by EA anyway.
- Comment on HBO Max has really turned to shit since the Skydance takeover 4 days ago:
They basically never add anything to the movies section, either. That’s literally their main thing and they don’t seem to care about that, either.
- Comment on The fluffy tail butt plug is part of this year's fox-themed costume 4 days ago:
Post your fluffy tail butt-plug costume pictures below!
- Comment on I rebuilt a 1997 chat room. First thing someone typed was "lol". Some things never change. 5 days ago:
Had to use my 90s username for the 90s chat.
I was only 12 in 1997, and knew the latrin prefix “necro” meant dead and appended “file” to it, like a dead file or a 404 error. I was unaware that necrophile was a word or what it meant, so I usually got teased when I came into places rockin’ the name “n3cr0fil3.” 🤣
- Comment on We thought it could never get better than this 5 days ago:
I grew up with internet and still played these.
- Comment on Office Space (1999) 1 week ago:
I’ve literally been written up because I farted at work once.
- Comment on Tell me 1 week ago:
“It was an accident, I swear!”
“One could be explained as an accident; but all three?!”
- Comment on 🥲🥲🥲 1 week ago:
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
- Comment on Will never understand how anyone wears these. 1 week ago:
Viewing this image made my calf start cramping.
- Comment on How important is owning your own video games to you? 1 week ago:
Having no way of accessing a thing I bought because it’s stored somewhere other than my own device should the entity storing my thing disappear was at release, and still is, my biggest issue with Steam (and subsequently other services/stores). Steam does give a way to backup games I buy, as does GOG so it at least solves that sorta kinda. I’d still prefer some kind of absolute guarantee that what I buy will still be accessible forever, tho.
- Comment on Why do we need legal genders at all? 1 week ago:
I think the same for the donor marker in general. Can’t the hospital system keep that info? Why does it need to be on my ID?
