Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Better Watch Out Eddy 12 hours ago:
Be wild if they were the same Stephen and your little prank is why he is in debt. lol
- Comment on Love RDR2 13 hours ago:
I love being able to roleplay as Snidely Whiplash and tie people up to railroad tracks.
- Comment on Me too. 13 hours ago:
Same. It’s why I hate change. You know how much it hurts to regrow your brain? It hurts a lot!
- Comment on LYING TO CHILDREN 13 hours ago:
Wily was literally starving all the time. He wasnt able to run top speed because he didn’t have the energy and his muscles are atrophying.
Though this is still mostly all his own fault. He always bought machines to try and catch the road runner instead of exercising and if he could.order dumb contraptions, he could have also just ordered Domino’s.
- Comment on Better Watch Out Eddy 14 hours ago:
Stephen had my number before me and they seem to have wracked up a ton of debt since I am constsntly getting harassed by debt collectors looking for him.
- Comment on Mosquito Sprites 15 hours ago:
I am seeing Thor from PirateSoftware, unfortunately.
- Comment on Debatable 16 hours ago:
When you wanna look fancy but hate wearing tiaras.
- Comment on To Catch a Predator's Chris Hansen Planning Roblox Documentary, It's Claimed 16 hours ago:
Do they even have enough paddy wagons to haul away all the predators they’re sure to catch?
- Comment on Tell me the truth. 1 day ago:
I can’t even describe how much I hate adjectives.
- Comment on Um... I'm not even using a VPN... Fuck you reddit. 1 day ago:
What game and what part? Maybe I know the answer.
- Comment on What would be ancient ways to properly store vitamin C? 1 day ago:
Citrus.
British sailors got the moniker “limey” because they usually had limes specicially to ward off scurvy.
- Comment on Why people say they have a "boy cat" or a "girl cat" but when the cat grows up, they don't call is a "man cat" or "woman cat"? 1 day ago:
IMO:
Boy/Girl cat implies gender.
Man/Woman cat implies anthropomorphism.
- Comment on Seems a sensible precaution 1 day ago:
In the name of the father, the bison, and the holy spirit… Amen.
- Comment on Oblivion remake is... really making it apparent how outdated Bethesda is in its approach to making games 1 day ago:
They didn’t make NV anyway.
- Comment on Oblivion remake is... really making it apparent how outdated Bethesda is in its approach to making games 1 day ago:
They literally ssid they kept the mechanics running on the original engine so the game retains its “bethesda charm” and upon playing it, it became immediately obvious that Todd 100℅ believes what was charming about their games is the jank and bugginess. 🤦♂️
- Comment on Honor student truth 1 day ago:
Like La Blue Girl? 🤔
- Comment on Game prices should have increased with every new generation, former PlayStation US boss says 1 day ago:
$256 million. Most expensive video game ever made. Since Avatar, there have been dozens of hollywood films that had a budget almost double that.
- Comment on Game prices should have increased with every new generation, former PlayStation US boss says 1 day ago:
Video game budgets are still lower than film budgets and ticket prices for movies haven’t steadily climbed, arent anywhere near $60 a pop, nor have there been all these freaks coming out of the woodworks to say movie tickets should cost more.
- Comment on Beijing's first World Humanoid Robot Games opens with street dance, martial arts and music 1 day ago:
I need to look up the robot wars rules cuz I am wondering if humanoid bots are allowed… 🤔
I feel like a bot that could just pick up and toss their opponent would be the ultimate way to defeat any and all boring ass spinners.
- Comment on Worst part about living in Europe 1 day ago:
Get some shocks for your basket 🤷♂️
- Comment on Honor student truth 1 day ago:
It doesn’t have to be conspiracy videos. It could be anime or porn, or anime porn, too.
- Comment on They will remember 1 day ago:
The only clanker you need to worry about calling a clanker is the assassin droid that refers to you as “meatbag.”
- Comment on They will remember 1 day ago:
Stormtroopers have to be killed individually while clankers can be killed in groups by simply taking out the control unit.
- Comment on Touchy 2 days ago:
Instantly makes you gay.
And then shortly after, face melting.
- Comment on You don't know me! 2 days ago:
In the biblical sense?
- Comment on Anon is Banished 2 days ago:
Everyone else just misunderstands that evil isn’t bad, it’s just “live” spelled backwards.
- Comment on What if memes aren't better than TikTok for your brain? 2 days ago:
Why would they be? lol
At the very least, you still have to read a lot of them so you’re still using some of your brain. 🤷♂️
- Comment on Work, work 2 days ago:
“Oh that. That’s when I went to help my aunt clean out some things after her husband passed and discovered she had a magical wardrobe that led to a fantastical world where I had a grand adventure and eventually became a divine ruler.”
- Comment on I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them 2 days ago:
Tuxedo, orange, long hair, short hair, persian, savannah, nudist… Uh… 🤔 I think that’s all of 'em.
- Comment on [Discussion] Ranking the highest-grossing video games 2 days ago:
Minecraft absolutely deserves it. Especially through the educational versions that are really driving these specific numbers higher.
GTA V’s sales were impressive and it is one of the most recognized games even to non-gamers so it makes sense that it is up there. It’s also a good game. At least, single player. The online shit is kinda fucked for the sake of making profit.
Fortnite is inexplicable. I don’t think it is a terrible game, by all means, I just don’t understand why it is the most popular one in its genre. 🤷♂️