Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Thatched-roofed cottages! 6 days ago:
Trogdor didn’t even collect taxes. He terrorized the peasants just for the love of the game.
- Comment on Is a relationship necessary in 2026? 6 days ago:
If the picture is of you: You already are a femboy. A sexy, sexy femboy.
- Comment on How long can someone last with the Death Note in real life? 6 days ago:
IRL I don’t think the cops would instantly conclude it was magic within the first few months of any investigation if an investigation even ocurred. They’d be looking more toward medical science wondering why all the leaders of the world suddenly started dying of heart attacks at the same time.
- Comment on Reddit is finally entirely dead to me 6 days ago:
old reddit still works. I had to install an extension to auto redirect to the old.reddit URL the other day cuz I was troubleshooting something and the ONLY things about it were on Reddit and I noticed that bullshit app advertisement too.
- Comment on Does this count as 1 stop or 2? 6 days ago:
Deoends on how far back from the intersection I was before getting the second light.
If it’s like the bullshit one right at the corner where I live, it’s 2 sometimes 3 stops when it only is green long enough for 2 maybe 3 vehicles to proceed before going back to red.
If it’s so far away I can’t see it, it’s one stop.
- Comment on Me too 6 days ago:
Why isn’t Trump working in the alien mines then?
- Comment on My quest to get a steam controller has failed 6 days ago:
An xbox controller can be bought for a 3rd of the price
A used or older model one, maybe.
A new one is only $20 cheaper at $80.
- Comment on How do stunt people fall down stairs without hurting themselves? 6 days ago:
That gag will never get old to me.
- Comment on How do stunt people fall down stairs without hurting themselves? 6 days ago:
Stunt women are just stunt men wearing extra padding in the chest and hip area. 😌
- Comment on How do stunt people fall down stairs without hurting themselves? 6 days ago:
Padding and learning how to prat fall.
- Comment on Some of you are too young to know what this is 6 days ago:
It’s obviously becsuse different drives spin at different speeds so you may need to adjust the way it reads the disc so it plays back properly and not all sped up or down.
- Comment on If they're wet farts would the suit eventually start to rust? 2 weeks ago:
They’re not air tight. They might sound funnier tho.
- Comment on Borders 2 weeks ago:
Now I am wondering what happens if one pack is hunting something that ends up crossing into another pack’s territory. Do they continue the hunt or give up because it’s now the property of another clan? 🤔
- Comment on [PlayStation] [DRM] Licenses now requires an online check-in every 30 days. 2 weeks ago:
Public wifi. 🤷♂️
- Comment on [PlayStation] [DRM] Licenses now requires an online check-in every 30 days. 2 weeks ago:
Recent breakthroughs have been made against Sony’s current hypervisor layer of protection which has, historically, been the breaking point of getting unsigned code running on the consoles. So it’s only a matter of time before you may be able to pirate PS5 games.
- Comment on Would it be unnecessary or annoying if I put "boycott israel" post it note on a sodastream at Lidl? 2 weeks ago:
It’d be annoying to someone. But that’s why you should do it.
- Comment on Banning from social media 2 weeks ago:
Take away the kids access to communicate with friends and what the fuck do they have left? It’s not like we have youth centers or shit any more. Barely had any when I was a kid; that’s why I fell in love with the internet.
- Comment on sus 2 weeks ago:
For some reason, this made me think of the cult from Bubble Boy.
🎵BRIGHT! And shiiiiiineyyyy!🎵
- Comment on Borders 2 weeks ago:
The lines they are drawing are still imaginary and don’t exist in the physical world.
- Comment on wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours 2 weeks ago:
Bah. I don’t need viagra to maintain an erection for over an hour. I don’t even have a refractionary period; I’ll just keep going until I am out of breath from physical exhaustion.
- Comment on Lincoln wrote he loved to relax while sitting on his porch and smoking that sweet help. Back in those days how potent was it? Is there anything to compare it to today? 2 weeks ago:
I have to imagine it was weaker than the weakest dirt weed of the 70s.
- Comment on Pragmata surpasses 1m copies sold in just two days 2 weeks ago:
Not anymore with the new HyperVisor bypass.
- Comment on Pragmata surpasses 1m copies sold in just two days 2 weeks ago:
If I hadn’t played a bit of this game and just watched videos of the gameplay, I would have thought the combat sucked. Like visually it seems like you are not actually fighting real time, but solving puzzles that control the fight.
This is not the case. The puzzle part, the hacking, is just used to “open” the robots up so you deal a good amount of damage instead of barely anything. It makes every encounter more intense and gives this otherwise standard 3rd person shooter a very fun soulslike experience with guns instead of melee. You can’t just rely on having good aim and movement, you need to multitask and solve the little minigame every few seconds to keep your damage up and it is gnarly. In a good way.
- Comment on Why is society at large okay with euthanasia for pets but not for humans? 2 weeks ago:
Surely some of the pets of eccentric millionaires have money left to them that will go to someone else when they die. 🤔
- Comment on Is The Last of Us just The Walking Dead with but with mushrooms? 2 weeks ago:
I mean… In the sense that they are both zombie apocalypses? Yes.
They are a bit different in story structure and world building, tho. And I also don’t know of any TWD games that are action focused the way TLOU is. All the ones I know of are dialogue focused.
- Comment on Anon was bullied 2 weeks ago:
The image anon is using as an example does not say they were not bullied. It says they weren’t bullied just for liking anime. Like, read the rest of the god damn sentence, anon.
- Comment on Why do a majority of nation's flags use the rectangular shape except Nepal? 2 weeks ago:
This made me wonder what the difference between a flag and a pennant is. Is it like all pennants are flags, but not all flags are pennants? 🤔
- Comment on Spitballin' 2 weeks ago:
I just assumed it was because the ants were breaking it up to dump outside their tunnels. Seems to have been pretty close, but I never would have thought about ant saliva.
- Comment on Is the "everyday stuff" supposed to feel normal? Do y'all just have a parent do things then when you're supposed to be the adult you panic? 2 weeks ago:
Not if I die first 😤
- Comment on Possibility of translating the messages of dogs, cats, and other pets 2 weeks ago:
Not for dogs or cats, but maybe for some species of birds and dolphins. Most animal noises don’t have the same kind of pattern that you find in all language. But those patterns do exist with certain bird songs and in dolphin vocalizations.