Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Hay there 8 hours ago:
Be some pretty wild nomitive determinism if that was her legal birth name.
- Comment on Hay there 9 hours ago:
Her real name is “Stella Stallion.” 🤣
- Comment on I guess I'll shit on the floor. 9 hours ago:
“I’ve been waiting in the bathroom for over 45 minutes and an employee hasn’t shown up to wash my hands.”
- Comment on Cracked Out Wall Kitten makes her long awaited & triumphant return to bless you with words of holy wisdom. 9 hours ago:
I don’t remember renamon being so skinny. Is her trainer even feeding her?
- Comment on Cracked Out Wall Kitten makes her long awaited & triumphant return to bless you with words of holy wisdom. 9 hours ago:
TV is Facebook but you don’t get to tell the idiots on it how dumb they are.
- Comment on 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 1 day ago:
This looks like the cast of Billy Madison 2.
- Comment on If you were to generated a completely random sequence of sounds, how long would it take to produce music or a voice? 1 day ago:
Most of my sleeping playlist are just random tones between a specific frequency. So probably not that long?
- Comment on Starfield has sold 140K copies on PS5 1 day ago:
Obsidian was never owned by Bethesda. 🤨
They have always kinda been an “on commission” type studio. Before The Outer Worlds 1, I don’t even know of any Obsidian developed game that wasn’t part of another big dev/publisher’s series; but they have always been their own company.
- Comment on Starfield has sold 140K copies on PS5 1 day ago:
That’s pretty low for a AAA game lol
- Comment on Lmao 2 days ago:
alien pointing at a coconut tree
Look, m’lord! Horses!
- Comment on Lmao 2 days ago:
What if, and hear me out… Giant trebuchet?
- Comment on Lmao 2 days ago:
I’ve been wondering this for years now. Sci fi and even actual scientific speculation tends to assume aliens would be way ahead of us in terms of technology because their planets may have been formed earlier. I don’t think time alone matters. If they don’t have resources, if fhey don’t evolve the same way, if they have more difficulties in doing shit due to any number of reasons… They could be far less advanced than us. Maybe nobody in the entire universe has figured out how to realistically travel between stars yet. Maybe we are the only ones who have even managed to get off our rock.
- Comment on Wake up sheeple 2 days ago:
Now I am wondering if I can get crazy mods that allow me to make spaceships made of rubber so they don’t crush or boom, they just bounce… 🤔
- Comment on Intellectual Debate 2 days ago:
A dude with another dude growing out of his butt.
- Comment on Intellectual Debate 2 days ago:
the first, obviously
- Comment on Finally, a real name for your penis 2 days ago:
What a coincidence; Dangling Killer is also my serial killer alias.
- Comment on Game franchises you like, but wish were anothet genre of video game? 2 days ago:
FO4 is almost there if you play it in Survival mode.
- Comment on Anon gets scammed 2 days ago:
Oof. Your bus doesn’t happen to have a way of using one of those Bluetooth FM blaster things does it? Just play something off your phone through that tuned to the right station on the radio. The one I drove didn’t havr nothing for that, but mine was old as shit.
- Comment on Anon gets scammed 2 days ago:
Real radio be like: 30 minutes of music free ads.
- Comment on Game franchises you like, but wish were anothet genre of video game? 3 days ago:
The point is to get super high and hang out on toxic planets for the trippy colors.
- Comment on Borger for scale 3 days ago:
Fallout 3 is a weird one because it’s definitely a good game and a halfway decent RPG at least on the same level as Oblivion; but as a fan of Fallout prior to its release, it doesn’t give any of the same vibes as Fallout. Different sense of humor, different cultural things since it’s set on the otherside of the country as the originals, and kinda just feels like a serial killer murdered Fallout and wore its skin like a suit.
If it was called something else, I think I would have more fondness toward it.
- Comment on Borger for scale 3 days ago:
This feels really insulting to New Vegas, FO1 and FO2. Those (and Tactics but that’s not in the chart) would be gourmet burgers if not prime rib/filet mignon.
- Comment on Game franchises you like, but wish were anothet genre of video game? 3 days ago:
Shattered Horizon was fucking sick as hell until they started messing with classes and eventually just broke the game entirely. It was a NASA Punk zero G FPS made by a benchmark app company with fairly realistic bullet physics. Balance was basically just using the shotgun mode on your gun since you’re in space there’s no drop or damage falloff making it able to snipe a wall of bullets at people a few kilometers away 🤣
- Comment on Game franchises you like, but wish were anothet genre of video game? 3 days ago:
That would be dope. And it’s not like they couldn’t pull it off either; this is the same dev that gave us Max Payne.
- Comment on Game franchises you like, but wish were anothet genre of video game? 3 days ago:
It really is insane how there really aren’t a whole lot of 6DOF games when Descent was such a huge success. The only way to really get that kinda action most of the time is with space sims like Elite Dangerous; and it’s not really the same being out in open space vs tiny mine shafts and cramped space stations.
- Comment on Game franchises you like, but wish were anothet genre of video game? 3 days ago:
We almost had an OTS shooter set in StarCraft’s universe… I wonder what life would have been like if Ghost actually came out in 2003. 🤔
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- Comment on Choose! 3 days ago:
…This meme is very disrespectful toward Linkin Park.
- Comment on When did Saturday Night Live get so cringe? 3 days ago:
Since October 11, 1975.
- Comment on English has too many words for animals 3 days ago:
The biggest difference is that turtles live in and around water, while tortises are entirely land based.