Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Capcom horror titles that are NOT Resident Evil 16 hours ago:
Is Dino Crisis a horror game? 🤔
- Comment on Anon has beef with Nickelodeon 17 hours ago:
I think I saw TOS Star Trek on there, too, in high school.
- Comment on TIL All of Downton Abbey was written by this man 17 hours ago:
I remembered that he was playing Tracy Morgan, but I had forgot that was actually Jordan Peele as Tracy Morgan as the character. 🤣
- Comment on Delish 2 17 hours ago:
🤔
Ok, I guess I am like an eclair… But I meant stuffed with cream.
- Comment on Anon has beef with Nickelodeon 19 hours ago:
I have to assume it was like 1am and the programming block was on Nick At Night.
I used to watch Get Smart, F Troop, Bonanza, and some other old ass show from my dad’s time on Nick At Night growing up. I know at some point they starter showing Sienfeld and Friends and Will and Grace on it after I grew up.
- Comment on TIL All of Downton Abbey was written by this man 20 hours ago:
Tracy Morgan Freeman
- Comment on Delish 2 20 hours ago:
Everything fondant is used for would be better served by using modeling chocolate. Harder to work with, but at least it also tastes good.
- Comment on Delish 2 20 hours ago:
I wish I was an eclair 😩
- Comment on What's the science behind erratic driving? 1 day ago:
I intentionally drive erratically. I do this for my health and the health of those around me.
I smoke cigarettes. I do this for the health and the health of those around me. Because life is shit, I want us all to die faster.
- Comment on Lemmy Lore 3 days ago:
What loop?
titty_wizard likes titties.
- Comment on He Has Arrived 4 days ago:
Can’t be Christ. Christ drove an Accord, he just didn’t like to talk about it. Read John 12:49.
- Comment on "Why should we just give up the entire month of November?" – The indie games going head to head with GTA 6 4 days ago:
Didn’t Silksong also release around the same time as some major AAA game and bodied it in sales?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
They just look gross and kinda orc-ish. 🤷♂️
- Comment on The PS5 hacking scene just took a big leap forward 4 days ago:
I wish they’d change it up. I want to see headlines with the word “obliterated” in them.
- Comment on Hard Out There For A Woman 4 days ago:
Dale Earnhardt was lost in the Bermuda Triangle.
- Comment on Sounds Pretty Cool Honestly 5 days ago:
Powerful drugs and sex for me, please.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
Fix it, but then also make it an option in the settings that also affects the men.
- Comment on Recession indicator, what do you call this dish? 5 days ago:
Mayonnaise says “hi.”
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
As much as I like sucking dick, big ol’ veiny ones are kinda gross.
- Comment on They say, "You'll have to wait". It's a bullshit argument against Universal Healthcare. 5 days ago:
A lot of people I hear IRL complaining about wait times are also the kinds of people that go to the ER for a non-emergency. Of course you’re gonna be waiting a long time at the ER if the only thing you’re there for is you have a cold. That’s for serious, life-threatening shit snd triage would treat you the same whether you had to pay or not.
- Comment on Recession indicator, what do you call this dish? 5 days ago:
The real recession indicator is when they swap Hamburger Helper for Tuna Helper.
- Comment on Imagine you're at someone's house, you really have to go, and then you see this💀 5 days ago:
“Eat recycled food. It’s good for the evironment and okay for you.”
- Comment on Why so many Steam games have weirdly similar (and forgettable) names 5 days ago:
Fair. And also, naming things is hard. I am numb to it by now; video games have always tended to have goofy, nonsense, or boring names. Tho, back in the day, we just assumed it was a translation thing considering a vast majority of the games in my youth were made by Japanese developers.
“Metal Gear Solid, huh? That’s certainly a name.”
- Comment on Why so many Steam games have weirdly similar (and forgettable) names 5 days ago:
Horizon: Zero Dawn should have just been called Zero Dawn.
It should have been “Horizon.” That’s the game’s series title. And since it was the first one, it didn’t need a subtitle at all.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
People spending money on stupid shit is not why the economy is so bad. You’re seen as the bad guy because your thinking here is way off base and you are trying to control others. Hence you look like a jackass.
- Comment on As per my last email 5 days ago:
Is the plot stupid? Yes.
Is the plot incoherent? Only if you didn’t actually pay attention or have brain damage. It is incredibly simple, stupid, and rather cliched.
- Comment on As per my last email 6 days ago:
If you like action movies, yes.
- Comment on Please!!! 6 days ago:
Have you tried Elden Ring?
- Comment on Please!!! 6 days ago:
As one who had PS+ for a couple years and only bought like 3 games because I tried them on PS+: I feel that.
- Comment on Some have greatness thrust upon them 6 days ago:
I can actually do that.
“But why are you telling me?”
Because when you have talent, you want to brag sometimes.