Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on ¡! FREE REFILLS !¡ 7 hours ago:
That’s the universal solvent. It would just eat right through the machine!
- Comment on I'm definitely 1 lol. 9 hours ago:
What the party looks like for the GTA heist.
- Comment on Lol, lmao even. 9 hours ago:
PhDs themselves aren’t very smart. They’re just sheets of paper. 🤷♂️
- Comment on The show I was watching went from "Free" to "Paid" *while I was watching it* 10 hours ago:
Prime does this a lot where the first season, maybe first 2 are free, but then the rest is paid only. And that’s with a subscription.
- Comment on Could gunpowder be chemically addictive for humans ? 12 hours ago:
Things don’t need to be psychoactive to be addictive.
- Comment on why the heck do cockroaches fly 22 hours ago:
Because then they wouldn’t be able to freak you out as much.
- Comment on Free PC Game Keys to Give Away (Merry Christmas!) 1 day ago:
Shadow of Mordor is the only thing on this list I do not already own.
- Comment on Eat more fibre or something 1 day ago:
We, as a society, should just agree to call it a “shitter.”
- Comment on Anon lives on a budget 1 day ago:
in CA op wouldn’t need a car
Maybe if they choose to live in LA or the bay area. You definitely need one in the central valley.
- Comment on What are some good games to play while sick? 1 day ago:
Dr. Mario or Microsurgeon so you can pretend like you’re curing yourself 😃
- Comment on Y'all! You wouldn't fucking believe it! They somehow mixed corn with nuts! I shoved so many nuts in my mouth today, one handful at a time. 1 day ago:
Corn Nuts are awesome. The picante flavour is the best.
- Comment on As new Yakuza announcements dropped, top walkthrough writing guy in anglosphere refuses to play these at all 1 day ago:
And I’m agreeing with you by adding more context. They’re not PC at all. Even in the way they show sexual misconduct as being bad is through the lens of a “white knight” mindset (male lead must rescue the damsel) or for creepy gross-out gags (old, homeless man flashing people on the street that you must catch).
- Comment on Or jorkin' 1 day ago:
I just jerked it with the door open 🤷♂️
- Comment on Oh yes daddy credit please 1 day ago:
The only crazy thing I noticed after getting married was how people speak to me when I wear the ring vs when I don’t.
I still wear the ring even tho I am no longer married just because people are often friendlier when they see it.
- Comment on As new Yakuza announcements dropped, top walkthrough writing guy in anglosphere refuses to play these at all 1 day ago:
None of these games are very PC. Even the most modern ones have humor and ideas stuck firmly in the early 90s and can be in extremely poor taste across all manner of things from misoginy, classism, racism, agism and ablism.
- Comment on Divinity - Cinematic Announcement Trailer 1 day ago:
What did that guy do to end up inside a burning man effigy?
What the fuck just grew from his blood?
What the fuck was that billowing from his back boil?
Did those pigs eat that orc’s vomit?
- Comment on Oh yes daddy credit please 1 day ago:
Shit, I’ve had a credit score of 750 or more for years, and yet I can never get approved for any loans other than small, short-term ones like from a cash checking service to get an advance on a paycheck.
- Comment on Are you sure about that? 1 day ago:
I can never decide what is better:
When Scully is right and thete is an improbable, but totally logical scientific explination for the weord shit they see…
Or when Mulder is right and the supernatural really is supernatural.
- Comment on Anon lives on a budget 1 day ago:
That shit was true long before Obamacare.
- Comment on Anon lives on a budget 1 day ago:
Move to a state with a high minimum wage
You’d be right back in the same boat. You might make more, but now you live where the cost of living is way higher, too.
California has a $15/hour minimum wage, and it’s not enough to live off of in California.
- Comment on Anon lives on a budget 1 day ago:
How is Obamacare limiting your hours? Are you a truck driver?
- Comment on Whatever happened to the days when shit just...worked? 1 day ago:
I’ve had Windows 10 from day 1 and I never had to do such nonsense.
- Comment on cluckthulu? 2 days ago:
Turductopus.
- Comment on bing is broken 2 days ago:
Dude’s gonna shove his teach into his ass?
- Comment on Never tried it but it sounds like fun 2 days ago:
Yeah; they’re all in the White House.
- Comment on It's everywhere 2 days ago:
If you eat it, it can also fill you with C O R N.
- Comment on Never tried it but it sounds like fun 2 days ago:
- Comment on all the proof i need 2 days ago:
This is the answer to anyone asking
“Why is that funny?”
- Comment on How to create multiple images for the same character 2 days ago:
It’w called copy and paste.
- Comment on Little know fact that more are learning about everyday 2 days ago:
Boyfriend is secretly gay and loves the smell of cock breath.
