Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@pawb.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Trouble With TikTok Is Getting Old⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The content isn’t the problem. Or, well, most of the content, anyway. The problem is who controls its recommendation algorithm and collects the data.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I really need these games ported to Steam. What do y'all have on your lists?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Bloodborne.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is the season soon⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoever thought that semi-truck trailers should be just mirror finished metal can eat my fucking ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lagomorphs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Jackalopes’ll fuck you up, I tell you hwhat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What actually came first? The chicken or the egg?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I answer it with evolution, so the egg probably came first, and the first chicken came from an egg laid by something very close to, but not quite, a chicken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At this point I think I would⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit, if I had enough filament, I’d 3D print a house.

  Be better if I had one of them concrete printers, used for actually printing houses tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does one snap their fingers?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You just put your fingers together and blow.

  Wait… 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrimp colour drama⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  So are any animals actually capable of seeing the invisible spectrums of light? Because humans technically can see them, since we make tools that allow us to. Suck on that, other animals. 😤

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cool kids club⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I have dreamt of having three vaginas before; I’ve never dreamt about being immune to rabies. 🤷🏻‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you could add, remove, or alter one single bodily function, what would it be?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Shitting feels good… I would just alter it so it doesn’t smell bad and tastes like brownie batter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When did movie credits move from the beginning to the end?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I rarely have seen a movie that didn’t have both. 🤨

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨p r e s s u r e⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Be pansexual; it’s a gas!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Conqueror's Inferno⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Given the style employed, and the fact it’s AI, I would guess that it’s because a large majority of images made by humans also feature a character in the foreground looking behind them to some drama in the background.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a shit post.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s the math that accounts for splatter after the shitball makes impact with the wall?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Argonaut Octopus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Sucks when you have to haggle to buy your own penis back when you misplace it after a party tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Snow White, Disney, Rachel Zegler and a toxic debate that's not going away⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  People just show up because it has The Rock in it. That was the reason you’d cast some popular name in your movie, especially if you know the movie itself sucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨START STOCKPILING⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If the sun is conscious, then that means the sun worshippers might have been on to something… 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found money. What do?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I was about to say the same thing until I thought “well, what if the person who lost it actually goes to the police seeing if it was found?”

  It wouldn’t be too uncommon if it’s a small town for there to be a lost and found thing there. The small town I grew up in had one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon orders food⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing makes me stfu faster than singing in my car and having someone walk by, knock on the window and tell me they think I sound good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What open-world games on Steam have satisfying movement, like Arkham Knight or Spider-Man?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Prototype was my jam back in the day, since I had Xbox and not a PS3 and couldn’t play Infamous.

  Having played Infamous finally on PS5… Prototype is actually better anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coin-sized nuclear 3V battery with 50-year lifespan enters mass production⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  coin sized

  Perfect. You know how hard it is to find replacements for those? Now I can just have my watch be nuclear powered and not have to worry about that. Only thing I have to worry about is having my arm mutate into getting time control powers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should a movie released in 1995 be considered an "old" movie?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  With how many movies are constantly being churned out, I consider even 5-10 year old movies to be “old.” The same way a meme older than a week on the internet is old.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get that Musky Grindset going⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  250k isn’t enough to pay for the therapy you’d need after seeing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The most influential video game of all time - Bafta⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shenmue

  My thoughts exactly. Sure it was good; but influencial? I am trying to remember what, if anything, it even did that was novel for the time, let alone what’s been replicated from it that would show some influence it had.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friendly reminder⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Skeleton Drill Sergeant: “Listen up, worm food! When you see a living person you are to pull their hair up, but not out. Do you understand me?!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Christian the devil⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I once had a fax machine dial the wrong number and leave those modem sounds as a message, that was then attempted to be transcribed. I spent like 10 minutes trying to figure out the text it sent before I listened to the message and started laughing my ass off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coal Plant Ranked as Nation’s Dirtiest Asks for Pollution Exemption | The facility, in Colstrip, Mont., used a new E.P.A. system for requesting special waivers from President Trump.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Colstrip, Mont.

  Does the NYT not know the actual abbreviation of Montana?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Based on a true story⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d be more impressed with their car vending machines if the cars were the same price as a bag of chips.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy, how do you recommend I spend my Shop Cash?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have close to $10 on it, but you can only spend them on certain items and I haven’t seen an item under $50 that you can use the points on, let alone anything I actually want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch 2 mouse mode (such potential)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mice are cheap. Even Bluetooth ones, which wouldn’t need a dock or dongle to be used with the deck.