Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on you spin me right round baby right round... 1 hour ago:
They just need to go flaccid, but the fidget spinner is just too sexy for them to not stay hard.
- Comment on In this dire time ... 2 hours ago:
The Fallacy Fallacy.
You assume that because the argument contains a logical fallacy, that the conclusion must be false.
- Comment on What is up with Gen Alphas love for Austin Powers? 2 hours ago:
The six-seven meme I’ve been seeing has nothing to do with Austin Powers. lol
- Comment on beans 🫘 2 hours ago:
Fuck triangles. We’re all into circles now.
- Comment on Hi do yall this my hair is red 4 hours ago:
Yeah. That’s red hair.
I’m sorry this is how you discovered that you’re a ginger. My condolences. 😔
- Comment on beans 🫘 4 hours ago:
I mean, have you see a fetus? At some point, it looks like a bean.
- Comment on Unified Theory of American Reality 5 hours ago:
It’s actually worse outside, which is why I am terminally online.
- Comment on Scroll too fast and you'll miss it... 5 hours ago:
Are those two dudes on the right end Lucarian Knights…?
- Comment on How Games Do Destruction [Game Maker's Toolkit, 19:07] 1 day ago:
It’s been there as long as I can remember. Make a big tower and take out the bottom. The whole thing collapses.
- Comment on What is lunch like in exclusive private schools for rich kids? 1 day ago:
Foie gras and beluga caviar.
- Comment on Rock Band 4 to be delisted on tenth anniversary following the expiration of its licenses 1 day ago:
Uh oh. You quoted a Disney movie. Prepare to be litigated.
- Comment on Rock Band 4 to be delisted on tenth anniversary following the expiration of its licenses 1 day ago:
It should not be legal for a product such as this to just cease existing due to an agreement between IP owners ending.
“We agree you can make this Mickey Mouse game, but it can only be sold for 2 years.” Fucking why?
- Comment on How Games Do Destruction [Game Maker's Toolkit, 19:07] 1 day ago:
The only destruction I remember in FC2 was the fire spreading system. 🤔
I also can’t believe Rust didn’t make the cut, considering how popular it still is and it having a destruction system similar to Teardown and Red Faction.
- Comment on How Games Do Destruction [Game Maker's Toolkit, 19:07] 1 day ago:
Given the nature of how the site generally works and how most peolle appear to use it, shorts would be watched more often than a 20+ minute video. Most people just mindlessly scroll for a minute or two while waiting on something else. Only the losers like me have the time to watch a long video.
- Comment on Puppy paper 1 day ago:
They just pressed them so hard it squeezed the screen in a little bit.
- Comment on Puppy paper 1 day ago:
Turn that white lab into a brown lab.
- Comment on If A.I. is so fast and efficient, and CEOs are paid so much, why not replace CEOs with A.I.? 1 day ago:
You’d have to be able to program the AI to do a job so the first thing is figuring out what the hell a CEO actually does.
- Comment on THEY'RE EVOLVING 1 day ago:
Not knowing the name of a bug is barely evidence of anything, but otherwise I agree. I’ve never seen any kind of wasp nest or even dried mud period that was actually brown and not a whitish, ashy, tan to gray.
- Comment on Xbox consoles are now getting a fullscreen Xbox Game Pass Ultimate ad at boot, just a day after a 50% price hike was announced 1 day ago:
Why not jist have a button that says “give us more money, you fat piece of shit?”
- Comment on This should be true 1 day ago:
Yeah wait… If nobody is getting paid, what the fuck are my taxes doing? Give 'em back.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 1 day ago:
If you bring a friend, they better be down for a 3 way if things go well.
- Comment on Does being a ‘hero’ mean you are a perfect person? 2 days ago:
Nobody is perfect. Not even heroes.
- Comment on "I’m Canceling My Subscription": Xbox Players Call to "Boycott" Game Pass "Hard" Over 50% Price Increase As Microsoft’s Website Crashes from Mass Cancellations 2 days ago:
That’s basically what I mean. I gamed the system until they closed the loophole. I found ONE game through it I would not have normally known or played. And that was Void Bastards.
- Comment on I see your canal, and raise you a water bridge 2 days ago:
I wanna see two boats cross this at the same time.
- Comment on They're coming. 2 days ago:
Armadillhole.
- Comment on They're coming. 2 days ago:
That’s how you get leprosy.
- Comment on "I’m Canceling My Subscription": Xbox Players Call to "Boycott" Game Pass "Hard" Over 50% Price Increase As Microsoft’s Website Crashes from Mass Cancellations 2 days ago:
I stopped subscribing when they first went up from $1/month.
- Comment on Is anyone NOT steaming their Music? 2 days ago:
It does when you have fucktons of songs. My music collection on the media box is almost 2TB.
- Comment on Is anyone NOT steaming their Music? 2 days ago:
If my phone had 2TB of storage, I might play it locally.
But I also don’t need to pay a service. I use my own media server at home to connect to.
- Comment on Being a noob in heist games 2 days ago:
If you understand how to play single player, multiplayer isn’t really much different aside from the other human players in most games.