Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Generational differences 1 minute ago:
Some of them can taste worse. Good ones, like actual live resin carts and not distillate, taste the same as buds.
- Comment on Generational differences 2 minutes ago:
Smoking out of an apple is awesome tho. Sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar down the hole before you start ripping it, and after you’re done smoking you have a delicious snack to munch on!
- Comment on Game design question : how to make a "trapped" player character? 15 minutes ago:
This sounds similar to another game I’ve seen (never played) that you are trapped in a security closet and trying to assist another person in both freeing you and escaping the dungeon you both find yourselves in. I think it even came before Five Nights at Freddy’s, but I don’t remember the name of the game.
- Comment on Don't be Evil 23 minutes ago:
Ever since the 80’s, I can’t close my eyes without seeing falling tetriminos 😔
- Comment on Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet dragon? 1 hour ago:
Dragon. Not even a debate.
What’s the coolest thing a dinosaur can do? Exactly. A dragon can fly, it can breath fire, it has hella gold…
- Comment on Good to see someone caring about BiLions 1 hour ago:
I dated a bi lion once.
- Comment on When society completely transitions to cash-less, what happens when the power goes down? End of the world? 3 hours ago:
If society collapses, what good would physical cash be other than toilet paper?
- Comment on Does the average person have no critical thinking? 3 hours ago:
“Think twice? I don’t even thinks once.”
- Comment on Are there any books, video games, comics or movies you think would work if adapted into a TV series? 3 hours ago:
Echo Project had a super awesome idea that only was touched on at the very end of Arches that I immediately thought would make a great TV series.
A detective that literally has his dead friend’s soul inside him that can see and communicate with the dead. Just that alone would be awesome, but there is also the angle that the voice of his friend isn’t real and the protagonist is just hallucinating everything, and only coincidentally able to solve mysteries because of the supernatural guidance received.
- Comment on The hills are alive with the sound of music! 🎶🎵 4 hours ago:
You need to dress more flamboyantly. Like a peacock.
- Comment on The hills are alive with the sound of music! 🎶🎵 4 hours ago:
Sometimes the sound is the animals actually getting laid.
- Comment on Anting 4 hours ago:
If only bullet ants were a thing here, we could use those instead.
- Comment on I don't know who The Rizzler is and Im not interested. 4 hours ago:
Isn’t he a football player?
- Comment on I don't know who The Rizzler is and Im not interested. 4 hours ago:
I am 40 and I know who The Rizzler is.
It’s me. Because I’ve got a bussin’ gyatt. Don’t think so? That would be Ohio, fr fr. ONG I got that skibidi rizz.
- Comment on Ice cream season is soon upon us! 4 hours ago:
Help me
scrapelick the mucous off my brain. - Comment on Players Have Too Many Options to Spend $80 on a Video Game 5 hours ago:
Those systems are literally designed to be psychologically addictive and prey on those weakest to such tactics. It’s not stupidity; it’s literal brain washing.
- Comment on Spotify 30 minutes of uninterrupted... Just kidding 5 hours ago:
FYI: You can have unlimited advertisement free music if you actually pay for a subscription. Or pirate.
- Comment on Anon plays ff14 2 days ago:
Growl and bark instead.
- Comment on Disney wolves 2 days ago:
This fox is the fucking reason.
- Comment on Disney wolves 2 days ago:
🔫 Always has been.
- Comment on If you're a broke vampire, just say that 2 days ago:
I would be the reason the abandoned looking house in town is believed to be haunted. I would sustain myself on curious children and authority figures searching for said children.
- Comment on Says jk later, its just a prank 2 days ago:
XYZ
Man, why does everything have to include math? 😩
- Comment on Lemmy horsepost 2 days ago:
A bitch,
A lover,
A child,
A mother,
A sinner,
A saint…
- Comment on Is it true that femboys are "fetishized" by right-wingers or something like that? Or is my friend(who told me this) tripping balls? 2 days ago:
I don’t know if I would call it fetishizing, as much as it is denying their own homosexual desires because a lot of right-wingers are sexually repressed homosexuals.
“It’s not gay if they look like a girl” basically.
- Comment on Redditors shocked to learn they’re arguing with AI bots | Fireship [4:12] 3 days ago:
Fair warning: I am an AI.
An Actual Idiot.
- Comment on ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ Gets 4K Remaster and New Logo for 50th Anniversary (EXCLUSIVE) 3 days ago:
\Slut\
/Asshole/
- Comment on Do you think Square Enix should remake other Final Fantasy entries? 4 days ago:
I would like 3/6 to get the FF7 treatment, especially since it would be cool to see in 3D.
- Comment on I'm jealous 4 days ago:
I don’t either, but I am in California and I don’t know if it’s because they also learned it makes shit spoil quicker (literally I learned this from working at a grocery store that had them), or if it’s a legal thing to conserve water.
- Comment on I'm jealous 4 days ago:
People were upset they added misters to Auswitz for the museum tourists? It’s not like they were spraying them with lethal poison like they used to.
- Comment on 'About Us' page locked behind a paywall 4 days ago:
What a great idea. Next time someone asks me my name and to tell them a bit about myself, I’ll tell them to pay up first.