Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on California colleges bought everyone ChatGPT. No one knows what to do with it. 5 hours ago:
Would have been dope if all those AOL CDs could have been re-written. I’d have definitely used them for free storage.
- Comment on California colleges bought everyone ChatGPT. No one knows what to do with it. 7 hours ago:
If it came on a physical disc, you could use it as a frisbee.
- Comment on 7 hours ago:
Mobile game bullshit.
Lotta games on mobile give you a limited amount of time you can play without paying real money for more of some stupid fucking resource you only acquire very rarely for free (typically they give you enough every 24 hours to play 2 or 3 games/do 2 or 3 activities/build 2 or 3 things/etc).
- Comment on 7 hours ago:
I never played games like this, but I do remember playing chess, X-com, and Civilization via email.
- Comment on [deleted] 8 hours ago:
“Those god damn immigrants took my job!”
“You sold fruit and flowers on the side of the highway?”
- Comment on Slow going 9 hours ago:
“Mmm popcorn!”
dies from salt
- Comment on This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits 9 hours ago:
Maybe it was just luck that her pits are shaved.
- Comment on The Price of this Candy Bar 10 hours ago:
I also see this exact price for these at the fancy upscale grocery store across the street from me in addition to the gas stations.
- Comment on This sandwich 10 hours ago:
To be fair, it only said “meatball” and there’s at lesst two of them instead of only 1.
- Comment on if only people knew how based He is 10 hours ago:
Of course I love hanging out with lepers. It’s funny as shit when their digits fall off and they freak out. Even funnier what they do when I heal that shit.
- Comment on non con friendship 1 day ago:
I get you.
pulls out gun
- Comment on one could not possibly time this better 1 day ago:
The truck on the left that ran strsight through, not the van on the right making a right hand turn (tho they still never came to a complete stop; that was a textbook California roll).
- Comment on Anon visits IHOP 1 day ago:
You gotta say it like a cowboy while firing a six-shooter into the air hollerin’ “yeehaw” afterward.
- Comment on Shame it's walmart brand. 1 day ago:
“Honey, were you trying to use the ice cream as a bowling ball again?”
- Comment on knowledge 1 day ago:
He deals the cards to find an answer,
The sacred geometry of chance…
- Comment on When the lunacy of the absurd job application finally puts you over the edge 1 day ago:
Considering what I’ve entered into job applications and still gotten the job, I am pretty fucking sure nobody actually reads your resume or application until 15 minutes before your interview if ever.
- Comment on Lemmy users having a bit of fun dancing! 1 day ago:
Why is everyone dressed like a neo-nazi skinhead?
- Comment on Works like a charm 2 days ago:
Healthier than marshmallow fluff.
Tastier, too!
- Comment on Famous hit song. But you are probably too young to get it 2 days ago:
🎵 All in all you’re just a… 'nother dick with two balls. 🎵
- Comment on Is it creepy when lemmings go digging through post votes to see who voted how on different posts and comments? 2 days ago:
The same people, companies and governments could do the same with Reddit. At least here, everyone can see the vote counts.
- Comment on Is it creepy when lemmings go digging through post votes to see who voted how on different posts and comments? 2 days ago:
It’s easy when they’re stupid enough to name them all the same thing.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Do you have the same quandries about your normal underwear? Why wouldn’t you be able to wash dirty ass outta your bike shorts?
- Comment on Uh-Oh 2 days ago:
You’re attacked by a supernatural horror, and you’re asking if the person suggesting to stab it with a knife is the one who isn’t okay?
- Comment on If we flipped the script, and the people working the shittiest jobs in America got Elon Musk money for working what would happen? Then gave the rich the same wage the lowly worker would earn? 2 days ago:
It’d end up like that time Zimbabwe just thought they could solve poverty by making more money so it took like a billion dollars to buy a loaf of bread.
- Comment on Was it really a big deal what Kyle Grass said on his birthday, that he wished the shooter did not miss (referring to Trump) in Australia? Kind of seems like he's been blacklisted along side Jack Black 2 days ago:
Jables: RIGA-GOOGOO RIGA-GOOGOO
- Comment on Is it creepy when lemmings go digging through post votes to see who voted how on different posts and comments? 2 days ago:
It’s public to stop vote manipulation and brigading. When you can see that a ton of up/downvotes on a post all come from 37 alts of the same user, it makes it easier to ban those people.
- Comment on THCposting 3 days ago:
5100 threaded cart. 100 gram size.
- Comment on How do I turn fresh tomatoes into pasta sauce? 3 days ago:
Peel them, crush them up, heat while adding spices, simmer until it can coat the back of a spoon without sliding off.
- Comment on At my house we dine with some goddamn class 3 days ago:
I never got diarrhea drinking white russians which are literally alcohol mixed with milk or cream.
- Comment on VR controls are the worst 3 days ago:
Any of these would do:
