Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on In a crowded fall, ‘Nintendo Switch Sports Resort’ is a casual gem 13 minutes ago:
It’s Wii Sports Resort with updated graphics, so… Yes.
- Comment on Who needs a belt when your anatomy never lets your pants slide down 11 hours ago:
I was thinking seat belts and immediately thought of Graham:
- Comment on [deleted] 13 hours ago:
The writer of every previous GTA left Rockstar before they started 6, so I also don’t know if the story will actually be on par with the previous games. Tho, it really shouldn’t be hard to emulate if the new writer(s) are fans of action movies; all the previous games were built off taking bits and pieces from action films. Shit, Vice City was basically just the entirety of Scarface.
- Comment on [deleted] 13 hours ago:
It’s definitely going to be a commercial success, and even if the gameplay is mid af, it’s going to be glazed by every major review source.
- Comment on Thoughts 15 hours ago:
cums so hard it blasts out the other end
- Comment on How do you guys balance gaming with other hobbies? 15 hours ago:
…Other hobbies? What are those?
- Comment on Oh, Hereditary (2018), you will always be that girl🖤 1 day ago:
I’m the exact opposite. Give me more feel good comedies.
- Comment on Fall Guy 1 day ago:
That’s why I want them. 🤤
- Comment on How did they come up with states names in America? Or even how did they come up with county names? 1 day ago:
/u/AskOuija
- Comment on Whippersnappers 1 day ago:
Everyone seeing this meme regardless of their age: “Oof! Ouch! My back-bones!”
- Comment on What would a 3rd person shooter equivalent be to "Boomer Shooters" 1 day ago:
Grand Theft Auto’s development started off originally as a racing game, but it had a gimmick where the cops would chase you. In play testing of one of the first iterations of that design, the cops were insanely OP and would mob you to death. They thought this was so much more fun than a boring race, that it changed the entire design of the game to what GTA1 eventually launched as.
I pointed it out because I found it amusing.
I also never said Doom was an RPG. Tho, arguably, Strife was the first crossover between an FPS and an RPG; it was built on the Doom engine.
- Comment on What would a 3rd person shooter equivalent be to "Boomer Shooters" 1 day ago:
Are you illiterate? Because I did not say that it is a racing game.
- Comment on What would a 3rd person shooter equivalent be to "Boomer Shooters" 1 day ago:
You really don’t get how inspiration and evolution work or, again, what the premise of the topic actually is, do you? If you think Tomb Raider hasn’t been wildly influential on multiple genres, you must be too young to have actually played the original games or to know the landscape of gaming at the time.
- Comment on What would a 3rd person shooter equivalent be to "Boomer Shooters" 1 day ago:
You clearly misunderstood the question OP is asking. Doom is the granddaddy of “boomer shooters.” OP is asking what the granddaddy of TPS are, not what TPS games are similar to boomer shooters. 🤦♂️
- Comment on What would a 3rd person shooter equivalent be to "Boomer Shooters" 1 day ago:
Games can be more than one genre. If you read my replies, you’d understand that many action adventure games are also THIRD PERSON SHOOTERS. TLOU: Action adventure 3rd person shooter. Uncharted: Action adventure 3rd person shooter. Tomb Raider: Action adventure 3rd person shooter. Metroid Prime: Action adventure FIRST person shooter. Borderlands: First-Person Shooter Action RPG.
- Comment on What would a 3rd person shooter equivalent be to "Boomer Shooters" 1 day ago:
Lemme guess: You consider it to be an RPG?
- Comment on For free‽ 1 day ago:
We don’t all have to pay to be tied up and whipped. 🤷♂️
- Comment on does anyone feel like searching doesn't give them a answer? 1 day ago:
So many search engines these days don’t even follow the rules you give in the search like using +/- to include/exclude terms or putting things in quotations to search a specific phrase. Your Google-Fu is now irrelevant because of this bullshit.
- Comment on What would a 3rd person shooter equivalent be to "Boomer Shooters" 1 day ago:
“Doom isn’t a shooter. It’s a labyrinth game with shooting mechanics.”
- Comment on The Elder Scrolls 6: Sentinel... is the title of the highly-anticipated follow-up to Bethesda's Skyrim... 1 day ago:
Skyrim: “See that mountain in the distance? You can actually go there.”
Sentinel: “You see Masser and Secunda in the sky? You can actually go there.”
- Comment on What would a 3rd person shooter equivalent be to "Boomer Shooters" 1 day ago:
Honestly, I don’t really think the original FF7 (or any FF for that matter) is much of an RPG in the first place. The only thing it actually shares in common with the genre is turn based battles and leveling up to get stronger. They’re closer to a visual novel than a true role-playing game.
But that’s what they are called by their developers.
- Comment on What would a 3rd person shooter equivalent be to "Boomer Shooters" 1 day ago:
Considering most TPS games are action adventure games at their core, like The Last of Us, Uncharted, and modern Tomb Raider, I’d say that’s a pretty arbitray and weird way to think of it. They don’t all have to be Gears of War.
- Comment on What would a 3rd person shooter equivalent be to "Boomer Shooters" 1 day ago:
Not only was it a shooter, it had some of the coolest dual wielding gun mechanics for a game even in modern times.
- Comment on We have all done this and it really hurts 1 day ago:
Onsies.
- Comment on What would a 3rd person shooter equivalent be to "Boomer Shooters" 2 days ago:
Tomb Raider would be my guess.
- Comment on We have all done this and it really hurts 2 days ago:
I learned at a young age from having zipped my dick and/or balls up in my PJs to always make sure the zipper is clear before pulling it up.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Lemmy is the shareware version of DOOM (1993).
- Comment on He's *the one* 2 days ago:
“Winiwy! El!”
- Comment on Beginner hat 2 days ago:
I wanna get good enough at hatting that I can wear one of those big fruit platter hats.
- Comment on Poly-housing 2 days ago:
I only know avout that comic because it was being posted to a Yiffit community before that instance shut down. 🤷♂️
