Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on I can only be assertive when I'm on edge, is this normal? 10 hours ago:
Two trains are on the same track a distance 100 km apart heading towards one another, each at a speed of 50 km/h. A fly starting out at the front of one train, flies towards the other at a speed of 75 km/h. Upon reaching the other train, the fly turns around and continues towards the first train. How many kilometers does the fly travel before getting squashed in the collision of the two trains?
- Comment on Ermm Actchually 12 hours ago:
To chop the monster back into pieces?
- Comment on PS5 Exclusive Saros Has Reportedly Only Sold 300K Copies 21 hours ago:
Sometimes. Though in my experience, the best sales prices were mostly with the PS+ additional discounts.
- Comment on What gaming console you owned disappointed you the most and why ? 1 day ago:
I owned a fucking Virtual Boy.
- Comment on How do you pronounce 'Niche'? 1 day ago:
Neesh
- Comment on Name one 1 day ago:
I was gonna say Columbo but it clearly says neurotypical.
- Comment on Oh no I've dropped my box of Twinkies. This is such a...uh...oh, what's the word I'm looking for...? 2 days ago:
Dessertstar? 🤷♂️
- Comment on Ready 2 days ago:
:::spoiler If you really want to know… Ranni shows up, casts an illusion, and the second half of the fight is you actually fighting her, not her mom. :::
- Comment on What is the type of singing in this track called? 2 days ago:
Sounds typical of the vocal stylings in Big Band/Swing.
- Comment on Immune 2 days ago:
Peelow.
- Comment on Just animal noises 2 days ago:
sound of dog licking its balls in the middle of the night
- Comment on Ready 2 days ago:
Shooting demons is the content. I do not want to listen to the scientist tell me why they opened portals to hell. I do not care why they opened portals to hell. I just want to shoot demons.
- Comment on Ready 2 days ago:
Every Fromsoft game even if you pay attention to everything you’re told.
- Comment on Please the overlords 2 days ago:
Is this a rental thing or do you “own” the vehicle?
(Own is in quotations becsuse what you and I would consider to be ownership isn’t necessarily what the LAW says is ownership)
- Comment on Fuck these doors 2 days ago:
Judging by the sides of the door, it looks like you push this one.
- Comment on Interesting looking chocolate bar 2 days ago:
“Dude I said German chocolate. How the fuck did you hear sperm in?”
- Comment on Surely has a master's degree 2 days ago:
Shiiiiit. Give me a PhD and call me Dr. Dicksucker.
- Comment on What should I do after discovering a collection of baby spiders in my home? 3 days ago:
- Comment on Money can be exchanged for goods and services 3 days ago:
Some people want special bows that take too long to load and need special arrows called bolts. M’aiq thinks they are idiots.
- Comment on Money can be exchanged for goods and services 3 days ago:
How much could a cat want, Micheal? $10?
- Comment on ISSPissTracker 3 days ago:
How… How do they know what it smells like? 🤨
- Comment on Who grew up watching Beakmans World? 3 days ago:
I always liked Lester.
- Comment on Here’s How Freaked Out You Should Be About the Hantavirus Cruise Ship 3 days ago:
lmao
“Are you on the ship?”
No.
“Are you surrounded by rodent urine and feces?”
No.
“Then you’re fine.”
- Comment on YouTube now 3 days ago:
But will your setup open the pod bay doors, Hal?
- Comment on Two men convicted over filming of antisemitic TikTok videos in London 3 days ago:
No.
- Comment on Why do old people's farts smell either like decomposition or sickly-sweet? 3 days ago:
FART CHART
- Comment on Before/beforer 3 days ago:
Just pretend the latest photo is the before, and the earliest one is the after. 😎
- Comment on Why do old people's farts smell either like decomposition or sickly-sweet? 3 days ago:
Why are you smelling old people’s farts?
- Comment on Without comment 3 days ago:
For some people, having sex is Pure Imagination.
- Comment on Sorry, force of habit my B 3 days ago:
I don’t have duration. Johnny Come Instsntly is what they call me.
