Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Catchiest video game song? 3 hours ago:
We All Lift Together from Warframe goes fucking hard.
- Comment on Pooping with friends 12 hours ago:
Dogs just watching your back so you don’t get eaten by predators while doing your business.
- Comment on Lies of P is getting difficulty options to make the Soulslike more accessible 14 hours ago:
Imagine if every boss took as long to kill as that one giant dragon in Elden Ring that doesn’t even move because it’s too big and would crash the game.
- Comment on Warhammer 40,000 Maker Games Workshop Is Doing So Well It’s Giving $27 Million to Its Staff 14 hours ago:
The first I came to even know about the game was checking out a brand new game store with a more D&D-centric name and them currently hosting a game night so there were like 5 big tables with these gnarly modeled maps with hills and buildings while people were rolling dice, then pulling out tape measures and moving their units.
Shit looked like Risk but cooler. Then I noticed how expensive it would be to play and just never played it lol
- Comment on Common British L 14 hours ago:
Mmm… Deepfried Oreo butter cake… 🤤
- Comment on Common British L 14 hours ago:
Imagine if we deep fried stuff in pure crude oil. 🤢
- Comment on For the little guys. 15 hours ago:
Just make them cute. 🤷🏻♂️
- Comment on Why are Kiwi Farms users being banned, despite their adherence to the instance rules? 16 hours ago:
If you can do the mental gymnastics necessary for that super obvious Nazi salute to be considered anything other than a Nazi salute: you’re making excuses for Nazis.
- Comment on When I tell people I don't know the answer but where they can find it and they don't go and read where I told them to read. 16 hours ago:
In a debate, if you make a claim the onus to provide a source is on you; not the person you’re arguing with.
- Comment on Inspired by a friends current vacation 17 hours ago:
Someone wasn’t t in the scouts.
- Comment on Italian style pizza 1 day ago:
I like me a thin, cracker-crispy crust but using a literal cracker as the crust I don’t think would offer the same experience.
- Comment on I am indeed old 1 day ago:
I would watch the good stuff posted by y’all, but none of you are wading through the shit to find said good stuff for the rest of us. 😔 ^/s^
- Comment on Vampires are from Jersey 1 day ago:
Vampires stopped existing when a wild hermit man once declared that the entire outside was their home.
- Comment on Vampires are from Jersey 1 day ago:
I’m pretty sure the magic preventing a vampire from entering without permission would not be overcome so easily.
- Comment on Oop 1 day ago:
It’ll probably still hurt whatever it falls onto. I assume it’s still pretty solid and heavy.
- Comment on Lies of P is getting difficulty options to make the Soulslike more accessible 1 day ago:
There are only two ways a difficulty setting has ever been used, and only one would be good for a game like this.
Either the health and damage is going to be adjusted so easier difficulty means you take less damage and deal more, while harder difficulties turn enemies into sponges that absolutely destroy you in 1 or 2 hits.
Or they re-do every encounter, 3 times, adding, removing, or re-arranging the mobs so they are easier or more difficult by actually tweaking the challenge and not the just the “numbers.”
- Comment on Why can I get a credit card for $2,000 at best buy for dumb shit but can't get a care plus card for dental work? 1 day ago:
Teeth are luxury items in Amerikkka.
- Comment on The PS3's comeback was insane 1 day ago:
The last part was always crazy to me. A device that only played Blu-Ray movies was like $1000, but the PS3, which could do that and so much more was half the price of a basic as fuck blu ray player.
- Comment on How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? 1 day ago:
Look at the questions in that thread. It was always about silly little questions
So you agree with me, while saying you don’t? Did you not understand what I said?
- Comment on How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? 1 day ago:
The sub on Reddit only became more filled with “common sense” questions when it became basically the only sub one could ask a question of any kind without it automatically being removed due to the bigger question asking subs being so strictly controlled to where only 3 or 4 regular users could actually make a fuckin’ post.
- Comment on As Gamers Express Concern About Borderlands 4 Potentially Costing $80, Gearbox Chief Randy Pitchford Says: ‘If You’re a Real Fan, You’ll Find a Way to Make It Happen’ 3 days ago:
If you anger him, Randy might send you to the COD mines.
- Comment on Bluesky Is Plotting a Total Takeover of the Social Internet 4 days ago:
“Today, social media, tomorrow the world! Muahahahaha!”
- Comment on What's yours? 4 days ago:
I think that’s the name of a Night Elf NPC in WoW. 🤔
- Comment on What's yours? 4 days ago:
First online username + last online username
Necro-File Kolanaki.
Uh… I was 9 and didn’t know “necrophilia” was a thing, just that “necro” was Greek/Latin for “dead.” The name was supposed to be a reference to a 404 error… 😫
- Comment on LOVE THEM 4 days ago:
I recognize a few of these from Ultima :D
- Comment on Do it, I promise 4 days ago:
The boob was me all along! 😩
- Comment on It's bad man 4 days ago:
Ok let’s trade ages. All take being 25 and you get to be 40.
- Comment on Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening 5 days ago:
“Peeeeer chiiiiina!” - Peggy Hill
- Comment on And sir cumference, the sphere 5 days ago:
I remember a cartoon about modern day high school kids that Merlin pulled back in time to be the Knights of the Round Table and they had anime mechsuits as their armor and shot lasers from their swords and shit like that.
I want to see it again because it was pretty fucking dope. I don’t know if it was actual anime or not tho; I am fairly certain it was American or Canadian made.
- Comment on Am I? 5 days ago:
“Guys I think I might have imposter syndrome.”
Gets vented because I was playing Among Us