Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on all it takes 7 hours ago:
Nobody treats me like a girl after sucking their dick… What the hell?
- Comment on Costco changed the bag to plastic!! 8 hours ago:
I can agree that Monsanto can fuck all the way off.
- Comment on Costco changed the bag to plastic!! 8 hours ago:
We’ve been manipulating the genes of plants since 1716 when Thomas Fairchild first grafted two different things together to make the first hybrid plant. If you like modern corn, you can thank bioengineering.
- Comment on Mr Frisky! Mr Frisky Where Are You? 8 hours ago:
I’m part of the “taking no shit from a month old account that spams AI generated slop and uses alt accounts to participate in vote manipulation while inaccurately accusing other people of doing what they themselves have been caught doing” team.
- Comment on riders on the storm 8 hours ago:
I got a million hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs!
- Comment on Mr Frisky! Mr Frisky Where Are You? 8 hours ago:
That isn’t AI generated you goober.
- Comment on Dolph is prime human 8 hours ago:
Bill Nye the Engineering Guy
- Comment on Mr Frisky! Mr Frisky Where Are You? 9 hours ago:
All but one of their posts is a link to YouTube videos and the one that isn’t isn’t AI generated. The fuck are you on about?
- Comment on Why there are a lot of people migrating from Windows to Linux these days? 9 hours ago:
Because Windows 11 sucks the biggest one ever.
- Comment on Elden ring night reign single player 1 day ago:
Wow really? They said it would in one of the longer trailers for the game.
- Comment on Every summer be like this 1 day ago:
My ears are steaming just thinking about how hot my ears get in headphones rn.
- Comment on Elden ring night reign single player 1 day ago:
Its always had single player; you just get NPC team mates instead of human players.
- Comment on "I went to every cat island in Japan" 1 day ago:
Every? There’s more than just the 1? 😯
- Comment on Biomimicry 1 day ago:
Pokemon is really just some real animal kingdom shit.
- Comment on How Nintendo locked down the Switch 2’s USB-C port and broke third-party docking 1 day ago:
- Comment on Mullvad's ads are good 1 day ago:
All I have to say to these commenters suggesting OP is a shill:
Chill out and drink a nice, refreshing Dr. Pepper to calm your nerves.
^this message brought to you by Carl’s Jr.^
- Comment on Deus Ex devs say they weren't trying to make a statement when they made one of the most political games of all time: 'What I think is the right future for humanity is irrelevant. It's all about...' 1 day ago:
They would be especially terrifyung if you saw one following you while hiking up a mountain trail.
- Comment on Look out its the D*tch 1 day ago:
chsrt only goed up to 6 foot even
I am taller than every Dutch person by 6 inches. 😤
- Comment on Deus Ex devs say they weren't trying to make a statement when they made one of the most political games of all time: 'What I think is the right future for humanity is irrelevant. It's all about...' 1 day ago:
At least there aren’t walking nuclear battle tanks capable of launching undetectable nuclear strikes from any point on the globe.
- Comment on Bitch shape attack 1 day ago:
Viruses are nanomachines.
Change my mind.
- Comment on Is anyone else not feeling that patriotic for July 4? 1 day ago:
I’ve never felt patriotic. It’s not like I chose to be here and, frankly, the more I learned about the rest of the world, the more I dislike about my own home.
- Comment on Deus Ex devs say they weren't trying to make a statement when they made one of the most political games of all time: 'What I think is the right future for humanity is irrelevant. It's all about...' 1 day ago:
Idk if Kojima truly made MGS with no politics in mind. He kinda predicted a lot of reality of the past few years with 2 and 4.
- Comment on Deus Ex devs say they weren't trying to make a statement when they made one of the most political games of all time: 'What I think is the right future for humanity is irrelevant. It's all about...' 1 day ago:
It, like most games of the era, followed the rule of cool. As such, it references a ton of similarly themed media. A lot of which was cyberpunk, conspiracy theories, and general sci-fi. All the unique ideas in the game are really just in the game part. The story and all that is almost all entirely lifted from other sources. So it makes sense to me that they didn’t project their own message into the game. It doesn’t say anything the media that inspired it hadn’t already said.
- Comment on Special thanks to fellow user ShittyDwarf for the inspiration 👍 1 day ago:
TACOCAT backwards is still TACOCAT.
- Comment on And NO lube!?! 1 day ago:
You don’t need to be gay to enjoy a prostate massage.
- Comment on Steam Introduces In-Game Performance Monitor 1 day ago:
Presumably it requires the Steam Overlay, which does have a slight impact on performance. Though, unless something is really wrong, you’re not going to notice the incredibly small loss of 1fps.
- Comment on Steam Introduces In-Game Performance Monitor 1 day ago:
I wonder if this will let me see if framegen is being used in games that don’t have an explicit option to turn it on or off… 🤔
- Comment on Old gamers don't understand what mobile gaming has become 1 day ago:
If that’s your takeaway, I suggest seeking some classes in reading comprehension.
- Comment on Old gamers don't understand what mobile gaming has become 1 day ago:
I don’t need to step in every pile of shit I see to know it’s shit.
- Comment on Old gamers don't understand what mobile gaming has become 1 day ago:
So you’ve played every single game ever made, huh? 🙄
