Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Teach me 3 hours ago:
Tape worms.
- Comment on What's the cure to doomerism? 3 hours ago:
Optimism.
- Comment on Anon makes an announcement 6 hours ago:
His pants perpetually have stains on the crotch.
- Comment on Mandola effect 11 hours ago:
“Come with me if you want to get ice cream!”
“Run! Go! Get to the ice cream parlor!”
- Comment on If the United States of America was renamed, what should it be? 20 hours ago:
“The Country Between Canada and Mexico Formly Known as the United States of America.”
CBCMFKUSA for short.
- Comment on What's the best free version of word? 1 day ago:
The student version.
- Comment on New He-Man Movie 1 day ago:
I likes him in Fight Club.
He was the albino dude that Edward Norton destroys becsuse he is jealous of himself.
- Comment on shut the hell up 1 day ago:
Found the Hatsune Miku fan.
- Comment on If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED. 1 day ago:
I was alove 30 years ago and the sun was exactly the same then as it is now.
Your friend is an idiot.
- Comment on I'm not gonna be part of your system 1 day ago:
Fight the power!
- Comment on Grinch 1 day ago:
The hell is the employee even asking? Would they not alloe a chick to get a dog?
- Comment on Jon Stewart on presidential runs and why there's hope for America 2 days ago:
Trump is the epitome of “presidential runs.” As in diarrhea.
- Comment on Why are they different shapes? 3 days ago:
Bánh mì
I mean… If that’s what you want 🤷♂️
user has been banned from !foodporn@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why are they different shapes? 3 days ago:
Garlic Bread.
- Comment on Anon has a tip 4 days ago:
Fuck everything, I’m going back to Ask Jeeves.
- Comment on Ubisoft Randomly Gives Far Cry 3 A 60FPS Current-Gen Upgrade 4 days ago:
The main game is also good, just not as cool aesthetically.
- Comment on What challenge from a game isn't worth completing and what challenge from a game is worth completing? 4 days ago:
Beating Dark Souls 2 without dying or using a bonfire rewards you with a ring that makes your right hand weapon completely invisible.
It isn’t worth it at fucking all, since there is a spell that does the same thing and is way easier to obtain (even in 2025 despite being a multiplayer rank reward).
- Comment on If a Space Elevator became a reality, wouldn't the cable act as a kind of wick for all of the unfiltered radiation from outside our atmosphere? 4 days ago:
There’s so much debris in orbit from our space programs, it’s starting to form an entire layer around the planet. The risk of collision from this debris is constsntly growing.
- Comment on If a Space Elevator became a reality, wouldn't the cable act as a kind of wick for all of the unfiltered radiation from outside our atmosphere? 4 days ago:
Radiation isn’t water and the cable wouldn’t be absorbitant. 🤨
- Comment on He's not sure but he thinks he knows what she is shopping for 4 days ago:
My local Spencer’s doesn’t even separate the dildos and adult joke gifts from the rest of the store. 🤷♂️
- Comment on doraemon statue 4 days ago:
Encase the cat inside the cat statue.
- Comment on I was there... 5 days ago:
You could opt-out of those. And it was pretty reliable to do so.
- Comment on Fake moo 5 days ago:
How big does this guy make his burgers that he needs the meat of more than 1 whole cow to make one? 🤔
- Comment on Yummy yummy, in my tummy 6 days ago:
Delicious strawberry flavored axle grease…
- Comment on If WWIII broke out tomorrow do you honestly believe america would win? 6 days ago:
There would be no winners.
- Comment on If trump is really implicated in Epsteins pedo-ring what is your theory as to why this wasn't leaked by an opposition leader? 6 days ago:
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They didn’t know and couldn’t have leaked shit
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They only know because they, too, were involved with the pedo ring and couldn’t expose him without also exposing themselves.
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- Comment on MK Ultra 2: Electric Boogaloo 6 days ago:
The craziest thing was that he was one of the 3 kids my super christian aunt adopted. I never expected him to be into raves and drugs before that incident, since he was always volunteering to do churchy stuff and talked about wanting to be a pastor. Shit, maybe he actually just saw god while tripping…? 🤔
- Comment on Tips 6 days ago:
I’ve thought about it a lot, because it is likely to happen.
- Comment on MK Ultra 2: Electric Boogaloo 6 days ago:
Not knowing you’ve been given drugs is a good start. The one and only time I ever did acid, my cousin put it in something and didn’t tell me until I started feeling like I was drowning and seeing everything swirling/melting. I thought I was poisoned.
- Comment on MK Ultra 2: Electric Boogaloo 6 days ago:
Never had a bad trip, huh?
