Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Oh no my harvest is too bountiful 10 hours ago:
I love Wonderwall! 😍
- Comment on What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life? 17 hours ago:
VR. Spend all day in another world.
- Comment on I don't get it 22 hours ago:
“Hey, asshole, don’t you know how to drive?!”
“No! I don’t! I don’t understand any of this, and I’m scared!”
- Comment on I don't get it 23 hours ago:
Dumb fuck!
- Comment on ‘I’ve never used it and probably never will’: Final Fantasy composer Nobuo Uematsu says he won’t use AI to make music [VGC] 23 hours ago:
Good. He doesn’t need it. His shit already kicks ass.
- Comment on Banana 1 day ago:
I would love to try two different bananas I have only ever read about:
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The one that supposedly tastes like vanilla pudding
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The one that no longer exists where banana flavoured candy derives its flavor from.
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- Comment on Banana 1 day ago:
Because I worked there, in the department that handled bananas.
- Comment on I ain't risking shit 1 day ago:
It’s really the fsct they are stealing GPS tracked devices that make it easy to not give a fuck. They’re gonna get caught without effort. No point in wasting your energy at that point.
- Comment on Banana 1 day ago:
Cheap
Except when some genius at your local Walmart changes the price from $0.87/pound to $1.56/banana.
My store went from number 1 in sales of bananas in the country to dead last in jusy under a week because whoever set the prices was an idiot.
- Comment on Counter Strike 2 update wipes nearly $2 billion off skin market value by making fancy knives and gloves easier to get [Eurogamer] 1 day ago:
The missing vehicles thing is a major one. Remember CS_Prodigy in 1.5/CS:S? Give the CTs back the APC.
- Comment on Counter Strike 2 update wipes nearly $2 billion off skin market value by making fancy knives and gloves easier to get [Eurogamer] 1 day ago:
Those still exist. Use the community server browser instead of matchmaking.
- Comment on Counter Strike 2 update wipes nearly $2 billion off skin market value by making fancy knives and gloves easier to get [Eurogamer] 1 day ago:
They keep finding innovative new ways of removing skill from the game and making more shit up to RNG.
That’s why I quit playing.
- Comment on Oh no my harvest is too bountiful 1 day ago:
3 words:
Self. Lubricating. Anus.
- Comment on Recommend a let's play of Dark Souls PTDE please 1 day ago:
They killed dead-angling
Uh… What?
All they did was make it an option in the controls like in 3 instead of always being on. You can definitely still dead-angle in DS:R.
- Comment on If I shut off the internet how many days do you think it would take before people lose their minds? 1 day ago:
2… maybe 3 hours.
- Comment on Forgot my oven mitts. 1 day ago:
Alex, taking his food from grandma’s oven.
- Comment on Helpful guide 1 day ago:
Well obviously the song isn’t about that star.
- Comment on Woman 1 day ago:
Man = Featherless Biped
Woman = Feathered Biped? Featherless Equestrian? 🤷♂️
- Comment on Oh no my harvest is too bountiful 1 day ago:
I seem to be attracted to musicians more than any other hobby or profession. If you can sing or play an instrument, it makes me wet af.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Makeup. Guys can, and do, wear makeup too.
- Comment on Why would I buy this? 2 days ago:
Because you like Call of Duty so much it’s the only game you ever play?
- Comment on Not Looking for a recipe or a how to guide. But when meth rolled thru my town they called it either redneck speed or bathtub speed. With all chemicals did people really do it in a bathtub?? 2 days ago:
I am pretty sure you can’t just use a bathtub. It’s not just mixing things together. There’s a buttload of chemistry you need to know and perform. That’s why methlabs are prone to exploding or catching fire; because part of the process requires heat.
- Comment on Recommend a let's play of Dark Souls PTDE please 2 days ago:
It would be complete silence ATM since I don’t have a mic.I am planning on getting a pair of lappel mics once I receive the gift card I won last week, tho. Not sure when that’ll be, but I was planning on streaming damn near everything I do once I get that.
- Comment on Recommend a let's play of Dark Souls PTDE please 2 days ago:
Why does it have to be PTDE?
- Comment on What is the world coming to? 😔 2 days ago:
And just in general, too. 😮💨
- Comment on necessary read 2 days ago:
You can wear both.
- Comment on necessary read 2 days ago:
- Comment on What is the world coming to? 😔 3 days ago:
The meme really got traction when 4chan spammed GameStops across the world asking if they had copies of Battletoads because it was their favorite game. I had actually forgotten that it originally was a response to people trying to figure out what an old game they could not remember was called (like the old “Sandstorm by Darude” meme) until reading your comment. lol
- Comment on The most hectic and intense cutscene intro of a game ever! 😹😹 3 days ago:
The first Saint’s Row?
Maaaan, if you think that intro is nuts, you gotta play The Third. The Third’s intro makes the Fast & Furious franchise look boring.
- Comment on Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd 3 days ago:
I’m just gonna give the dude a lump of clay and he can do whatever he wants with it.
