Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Anon enjoys videogame music 19 hours ago:
- Comment on The fuck is the point 19 hours ago:
Burgers aren’t meant to be crispy the whole way through. 😠
- Comment on I demand a return to the Old Ways 20 hours ago:
- Comment on The fuck is the point 20 hours ago:
Tasted like a burger you get at a park BBQ; overcooked cheap meat.
I can make a burger at home 100 times better
But you can’t do it at a park? 🤨
- Comment on What's your opinion on post-game content? do you do it? or are you done with the game when the credits roll? 20 hours ago:
Post game content? Like NG+? Other than NG+, I’ve seen maybe a cutscene after the credits roll, like a bonus scene in a movie. How many (and which ones) have playable content post-credits that isn’t just NG+? 🤨
- Comment on Animals noticing 21 hours ago:
I’m old fashioned. I believe mushroom clouds should only speak when spoken to.
- Comment on Animals noticing 21 hours ago:
Why is the mushroom cloud talking?
- Comment on When you actually pay attention to the lyrics of the song you're listening: 21 hours ago:
A ton of shit by Steely Dan.
- Comment on When you actually pay attention to the lyrics of the song you're listening: 21 hours ago:
You’d have to know more than the average person does about meth to know it’s about meth.
- Comment on When you actually pay attention to the lyrics of the song you're listening: 21 hours ago:
The title should have been enough 🤨
- Comment on Jensen Huang at NVIDIA. 21 hours ago:
Jensen Huang, when the bubble burst.
- Comment on indeed 1 day ago:
Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room! Filled with rats! The rats drove me crazy! Crazy?Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room! Filled with rats! The rats drove me crazy! Crazy?Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room! Filled with rats! The rats drove me crazy! Crazy?
- Comment on Sony Has Apparently Shut Down Dark Outlaw Games 1 day ago:
The numbers don’t show that. Indies are finding success, yes. But very few of them are putting up the same numbers as AAA slop. Silksong is the only one of note recently that has huge numbers, and it still hasn’t surpassed Battlefield or Call of Duty. The current best selling game of this year is Resident Evil: Requiem.
- Comment on What are some good, populated multiplayer games that have a free-for-all mode? 1 day ago:
Fist Full of Frags still has plenty of active servers.
- Comment on indeed 1 day ago:
Hey hey hey… We may be perverts, but we’re perfectly sane. 😤
- Comment on Sony Has Apparently Shut Down Dark Outlaw Games 1 day ago:
How I would innovate within this confined space:
“What if it was actually a first person game, but your character is a little guy on the shoulder of a bigger guy and you’re just whispering in their ear to control them?”
- Comment on Death Stranding 2 looks amazing in the 21:9 ultra-wide 1 day ago:
The environments look damn near real, and I’m playing on Low/Portable settings for maximum FPS.
- Comment on Paycheck to paycheck 1 day ago:
Wood Elves who smoked too much herb and became High Elves.
- Comment on Paycheck to paycheck 1 day ago:
Free, if you can steal it from the giants.
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- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 1 day ago:
lmao is that a real radio edit that exists? 🤣
- Comment on Anon checks a walkthrough 1 day ago:
It’s the remake on PS5.
- Comment on You're cured! 1 day ago:
Cured of all ailments, including the terminal illness known as “life.”
- Comment on Guess this is where I’m at now 1 day ago:
I’m circumcised and still have enough skin to crank my hog without lube. 🤷♂️
- Comment on Guess this is where I’m at now 1 day ago:
After the existential crisis, jerk off: 1:30.
- Comment on its full, no air 1 day ago:
Pringles has far fewer crushed chips and half the can isn’t full of air.
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 1 day ago:
What I got you gotta get it put in you!
- Comment on Is it "weird" for kids to co-sleep with parents through their teenage years? 1 day ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Sony Has Apparently Shut Down Dark Outlaw Games 1 day ago:
Variety doesn’t sell. Homogonous goop does.
- Comment on Anon checks a walkthrough 1 day ago:
Me at the gimmick dragon boss in Demon’s Souls. It’s supposed to be super easy to just run in, time your movements to be behind some walls to avoid the flame attacks and hit 2 switches. But my game appears to be bugged, and it hits me with the flame attack before I even get down the hallway to the actual room the dragon is in. I can’t find anything else showing this happening, can’t figure out a solution to fixing the bug, and there’s no alcoves or anything to hide in while trying to get across the hallway, and no matter what I do to try and mitigate the damage to try and tank through I still die in one hit to it. 😬