Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Chat, is this accurate? 11 hours ago:
Some of the purple ones have a time limit to lick them before you die that starts once you enter the room they are kept.
- Comment on protestation (advertisement sucks) 21 hours ago:
I mean, when the graffiti is just a poorly scribbled “name,” it just looks as trashy as the ads. I’d much rather see some actual art being sprayed on shit. Especially if it covers up an ad.
- Comment on Xbox needs to make a choice, says former PlayStation leader Shawn Layden: be a publisher or a platform, but you can't be both 1 day ago:
Steam has never helped in the role of publisher
The explosion of indie games because of how easily Steam allows a budding developer to publish their game says otherwise. The ease of self-publication through Steam was one of the first major benefits of the platform.
- Comment on No More Moth, Corn, or Anything. There is Only Nod! Kane Lives! 1 day ago:
PEACE THROUGH POWER
- Comment on The joke that never ends. 1 day ago:
Clitoris Explains it All 🤣
- Comment on Nevertheless, the farted 1 day ago:
Quoth the butthole: “Nevermore!”
- Comment on What are the worst ever city street layouts? (U.S. perspective) Charlottesville VA and Lexington KY 1 day ago:
Merced, CA has some of the most fucked up on-ramps to the freeway I have ever seen, as well as incredibly dumb roundabouts and poorly labeled 1-way streets.
I absolutely hate driving around there. Even just going down to Fresno on 99 sucks ass once you get to Merced because the freeway is split there.
- Comment on Nevertheless, the farted 1 day ago:
“Nevertheless,” she farted.
- Comment on How come not all people are organ donors? It's not like they will need them where ever they go. 1 day ago:
I know some people fear that they could end up in the hospital with something not life-threatening but the doctors would harvest their organs and kill them.
It’s not a rational fear, but people do be thinking that sometimes.
- Comment on Stereotypes 1 day ago:
“I’m a furry, so I must be a zoophile.”
- Comment on Gotta go sad! 1 day ago:
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- Comment on Why in America is .08 the legal limit for drunk driving? How come it's not an even 0.10? Who decided at what level being drunk starts? Then 4 beers of 12oz's is 0.08 why is it that small? 1 day ago:
A bit of whipped cream made with vanilla extract could put you over 0% since the extract is nostly alcohol.
- Comment on best way to start the day💖 2 days ago:
Not lemonade?
- Comment on God has ADHD 2 days ago:
He hasn’t abandoned us. He just forgot about us in the back of the fridge.
- Comment on The store that sells them is not dumb enough to use them 2 days ago:
Yeah, this looks like a store inside a mall. If they used one of their vacuums, it’d not be contained within the store since they just kinda drive around until they hit a wall or come to a ledge before changing directions.
- Comment on Can the state minimum wage be changed by a ballot initiative? 2 days ago:
Chris Rock also said bullets should cost $5000 a piece to reduce gun crime.
“Damn… Dude musta did something, cuz my guy put $50,000 worth of bullets in his ass!”
- Comment on Sword Art Online being a primarily single player series 3 days ago:
Crimson Desert reminds of Dragon’s Dogma 2 in a lot of ways, except it’s way better.
- Comment on Sword Art Online being a primarily single player series 3 days ago:
As an MMO player at the time that game came out, I thought it was the strangest “MMO” ever. Were Japanese only MMOs like that? I was into UO, EQ, DAOC, and stuff and was kinda expecting a single player game that felt like one of those.
- Comment on Too Little Too Late 🕛 3 days ago:
In the year 2145:“Mr. GabeN, sir, uh… There’s something you should see. Somehow this account has been active ay least 14 hours a week… For over 100 years.”
- Comment on Don't mind me, I'm just trying to bring back mothposting 3 days ago:
The Moth Meme Prophecies
- Comment on Is it normal to feel like I'm being watched when there's no one there? 3 days ago:
It’s certainly normal for my long-hair having ass. Sometimes I see a hair in my peripheral and I think it’s a person, so I look and there’s nothing there.
- Comment on About what people are talking to each other nowadays 3 days ago:
I don’t usually talk to people to get information. I am not a spy.
- Comment on Before Wolverine got his adamantium body, could he grow back his bone claws do to his healing factor? Or is it just for skin muscile and organs? 3 days ago:
His regeneration factor is the reason they were able to coat his bones in adamantium to begin with.
- Comment on Has there ever been a game whose name was intentionally suffixed with "2" despite no original game? lol 3 days ago:
They have now. ;)
- Comment on Has there ever been a game whose name was intentionally suffixed with "2" despite no original game? lol 3 days ago:
This is half the N64’s library, and the console itself!
- Comment on Has there ever been a game whose name was intentionally suffixed with "2" despite no original game? lol 3 days ago:
Team Fortress Classic was the first stand alone game in the series.
- Comment on Has there ever been a game whose name was intentionally suffixed with "2" despite no original game? lol 3 days ago:
For a long time, I thought Street Fighter 2 was one such game.
There is no “Street Fighter” home console release. It was arcade only, and wasn’t even popular outside of Japan.
- Comment on Why is the comment system on lemmy so weird? 3 days ago:
That is more an issue of your client than Lemmy itself.
- Comment on Thinking bout that moon 3 days ago:
“My work is done here.”
“But you didn’t do anything.”