TigerAce
@TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 16 hours ago:
Yeah you’re right! I know when to use which, don’t know why I made this mistake :)
- Comment on pro-self language 1 day ago:
My mother got a PhD in this.
- Comment on Enshittiflation 1 day ago:
Oh yeah, forgot about that. Friend of mine has a new commutity washing machine which has AI. Everything comes out half clean. So he uses the other one next to it, a 20 year old one which only has washing functions. It’s far superior, everything comes out clean.
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 1 day ago:
NASA scientists says-
Shouldn’t it be “NASA scientist says-” or “NASA scientists say-”
I’m dyslexic and not native English speaker so I’m not sure. But it sounds weird when I say it in my head.
Than to the other thing: the subject. Doctors say it’s necessary to ejaculated at least once a week to lower the chance of prostate cancer. Also, not doojg anything about being horny is fucked up. I’m wearing a catheter for 4 weeks (one and half week to go) and it sucks so bad. Every woman I see makes me horny now, whenever I see something sexy like a bikini in a commercial or 2 people kissing during a show I get a woodie, which hurts because I had surgery on my eurethra. Every night, the entire night, I have a woodie. I know, because the pain it causes keeps me awake. I know astronauts didn’t have surgery there, but not jurking off makes many men bombs of cropped up hornyness. It can also affect concentration and performance of tasks. Men need their relief. As do women.
So, NASA scientists, why don’t you invent a seed killing, particle capturing jerkoff sock for astronauts. It sounds stupid but it’s oh so important.
- Comment on Enshittiflation 1 day ago:
And includes ads. And needs an internet connection and only works if you agree if your data can be used “to improve their products and service”. And you need their app to control it, or it won’t work. A free app, with in app purchases. And more ads. And it has a camera and microphone for no reason which can’t be turned off. And 2 weeks after the warrenty, the fridge dies or they stop supporting the app basically bricking the device. While all you want is a damn fridge, washing machine, bike, oven, etc. which only does what it’s supposed to, longer than just 3 years.
Back in the days you were the product if something was for free. But now at least you need to pay to have your data stolen.
- Comment on Checkmate fishies, I'm coming for you 2 days ago:
Ok, fair, than raise it by this:
- Comment on the simulation jumped the shark with the is Trump guy 2 days ago:
Spoken like a true toddler.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
I was joking, AI is good for nothing. I hate it, but I hate Trump even more.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Can’t take a joke, can you
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
The only thing AI is good for, is making fun of Trump and create pictures of boobs.
- Comment on Interesting shirt 3 days ago:
Sun-soakin’ bulges in the shade
- Comment on Interesting shirt 3 days ago:
I would wear this. It fucking slays.
People who think the existence of queer people are not age appropriate are not allowed to wear this by their church and imaginary friend.
- Comment on Medicinal Big Mac 3 days ago:
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- Comment on Wake up sheeple 4 days ago:
They never land back on land? Really? Tell that to Russia, they always land the Soyuz back on land.
- Comment on Finally, a real name for your penis 4 days ago:
Pussy salami
- Comment on America 5 days ago:
How, they don’t understand it themselves
- Comment on America 5 days ago:
Leftovers of the military mindset from Napoleon, I’m sure of it!
- Comment on Apple fail ✂ 5 days ago:
To support your claim this is an Apple fail:
- Comment on Whore 5 days ago:
My 3 monsters are just plain whores. They lay on your lap so they are higher to the table, so they can steal our food from it. Cheese platter? Impossible. They are trash cans, as they collect trash from neighbors and eat the leftovers back in my garden. They are drama queens, complete terror, evil geniuses, whiny bitches, cute AF and my 3 little babies.
- Comment on Whore 5 days ago:
To a Pastafari this is a religious act. Our heaven is filled with beer and pastatutes. Our hell too, but the beer is past it’s expiration date and the pastatutes have STD’s.
- Comment on America 5 days ago:
I think most of
Europethe world uses 24h in writing but 12h when speaking. - Comment on Story of my life 5 days ago:
Same here. Also having a catheter for 4 weeks after surgery on my urethra so also can’t get out of the house and can’t have sex or jerk off. The longer I have this situation, the more woodies I get at night, which hurt and wake me up. I’m 2 weeks in, 2 more weeks to go. I’m boooooored!
- Comment on America 5 days ago:
Dutchie here, same for me. In English it’s easy to say 3pm or 9pm but in Dutch that would be 3 uur 's middags (in the afternoon) or 9 uur 's avonds (in the evening) so 15 uur and 21 uur is shorter to say. However, when it’s “am” I always say 's nachts (at night) or 's ochtends (in the morning) to avoid confusion. But all digital clocks in NL are on 24h. I don’t think I’ve seen anyone with a 12h notation on their phone or anything else. It’s such a standard, I don’t even think my oven and microwave have a 12h notation option.
I think it’s just a case of uneducated ignorant Americans stuck in the past, while also having no clue there exists a rest of the world where people are not weird. Like with their imperial system and IALA buoys system (for the entire American continents by the way).
- Comment on Free resources 5 days ago:
Reading is hard for some people I guess haha
- Comment on Free resources 6 days ago:
Ok boomer
- Comment on North America contains some of the longest continuous decididous forest records on the planet. 1 week ago:
Another 35000 people lose their job thanks to Trump. People who also prevent forest fires. But that has never been in issue in the US, right?
Right?
RIGHT?!?
- Comment on Keep it moving 1 week ago:
That’s probably why the game is so hard. Because the guy doesn’t know how to hold his shield.
- Comment on Keep it moving 1 week ago:
It is not, because when he would use his shield to block, it would be sideways. Generally, medieval shields were worn with the arm horizontal behind it. This one has the arm vertically, that makes it very hard to block or the shield would be sideways and partly useless.
- Comment on Keep it moving 1 week ago:
Shield is upside down.
