TigerAce
@TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on 102% 54 minutes ago:
Don’t be so corny
- Comment on 102% 55 minutes ago:
So there were other options you mean? Like 0.5% couldn’t read, 0.5% drew a picture of a gun instead of answering, etc?
- Comment on 102% 3 hours ago:
What rounding algorithm was used?
A wrong one clearly haha
- Comment on 102% 3 hours ago:
39.5 + 0.5
=40, not 41
55.5 + 0.5
=56, not 57
Its only possible if you round up 40.1 to 41, which is also bad math. When there are 3 variables properly rounded up, you can only have 3x0.5 added.
- Comment on 102% 3 hours ago:
Too deep in, have to stick with it now. Too ashamed to openly admit they were both too dumb and ignorant to believe his lies, so they just continue doing it while pointing fingers at others. When you blame others for everything bad you did or are, all they can only reply with “no you!” which is a weak response. It’s hiding by pointing fingers at others. Shame others to hide your shame.
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- Comment on big tobacco stopped paying 18 hours ago:
All of that? For the price of one? That’s a steal!
- Comment on Eat more fibre or something 1 day ago:
Fair enough, medical conditions are always special situations. In that case, consult your doctor.
- Comment on Eat more fibre or something 1 day ago:
I think it’s just proper English spelling. In Brittain it’s also fibre. I don’t know about other English speaking countries though. But it’s easy to assume it’s just the US Americans who can’t spell and messed it all up.
- Comment on Eat more fibre or something 1 day ago:
Wtf is your diet if it’s a struggle? Just don’t eat garbage. And like the title says, eat enough fibers (with liquids). If you’re shitting bricks you’re doing something wrong.
- Comment on 🤏🤏🤏 1 day ago:
Got wood?
- Comment on I dunno 1 day ago:
Many of his religious followers believe Jesus will return and they will go to heaven when there is a total world destruction event, caused by a conflict with Israel and unbelievers. They want to support Israel with loads of weapons, because they want the civilization ending even to happen as soon as possible so they will go to their imaginary God. They are completely metal and fucked up and have nothing to do with facts, reality and science. The followers who are dead serious are greatly misinformed due to his propaganda, due to their only source for news is fox which is also Trump propaganda and because they lack proper education and intelligence, hence again the whole issue.
Yep, and a large number of his followers think that is a good thing, because they think teachers are brainwashing children
It starts to look like a cult. Dismissing science and claiming their leader is God-like, while breaking off ties with the outside.
- Comment on I dunno 1 day ago:
I was joking. I was being sarcastic. I was making fun of the US president because he doesn’t understand the concept op percentages. You know, something you learn during basic math in primary school. All while being the freaking president. A potato as a president is tearing down the already fucked up education system, replacing it with his propaganda.
The president’s net approval rating is -16%, up 2.3 points since last week. 41% approve, 57% disapprove, 4% not sure.
Source: The economist
This means only 57% consists of people who knew he was criminal pedophile piece of shit, or recently realized because they trusted his lies over facts before. That also means the rest (except the 1% of people who hold all the wealth and actually love him for getting even more rich at the cost of everyone else, thanks to him) are too dumb to understand what 2+2 is. This includes the journalist from The Economist, because when you add up those percentages you get a total of a 102%.
By now the movie Idiocracy is no longer a comedy, it’s a prediction of the very near future of the US. An optimistic one, because in the movie they didn’t kill themselves or blew up the entire world.
- Comment on I dunno 1 day ago:
Partly right. there’s also people who just outright forgot the rules.
It doesn’t really matter, who needs math anyway? If the president can claim medicine prices will go down 1200%…
- Comment on I dunno 1 day ago:
Yeah, but even worse, you’re just talking about schools. You forgot about all the kids being home schooled, taught the earth is flat and an imaginary friend created everything in 7 days. Taught by parents who lack proper education themselves.
- Comment on Grim Statistics 2 days ago:
I was about to say! I’ve been there (only on the outside though, I can’t enter churches without spontaneous combustion)
- Comment on Have YOU ever done this? 2 days ago:
I always talk to my cats
- Comment on I’m tired of cornposting 3 days ago:
Hahaha I had the same thing when John Oliver made a joke about it
- Comment on "No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!" 4 days ago:
But if the bananas are filled with cocain, the value is significant. I would definitely still take it.
- Comment on "No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!" 4 days ago:
Like finding a wallet or phone on the streets. It’s not yours, you should bring it to the police. Sure. But finding a banana?
- Comment on who is searching this 4 days ago:
Mike tyson can explain.
- Comment on I’m tired of cornposting 4 days ago:
Well, there isn’t an ‘é’ at the end of Chipotle so I assume you pronounce it like Aristotle instead of like Nestlé.
- Comment on Always wear protection, folks 4 days ago:
I go to a metal workplace to work on projects. There’s a guy there, he’s so “cool”, he doesn’t wear ear protection even when hitting metal with a hammer or while grinding, and he doesn’t wear a welding helmet. “I’m not a pussy”. He’s actively blinding and deafening himself, because he thinks it’s cool. What a dumb idiot.
- Comment on "No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!" 4 days ago:
Back in the days in The Netherlands it used to be a hobby/profession called “strandjutter” which means "beachcomber. But these days it is illegal to take stuff which washes up on the shores. It’s because it’s still considered someone else’s property, for the sake of cleanup responsibility, or it could be dangerous if it’s toxic or sharp for example. A washed up oil drum could contain nuclear waste or a dumped body, which would be an active crime scene and should stay undisturbed.
So when you think of why they introduces this it’s somewhat understandable they made this law. It’s just completely stupid when you look at it from a different perspective: it’s litter on the beach, why wouldn’t it be free to take. Sometimes people find arguments to push a law without thinking how insanely dumb it is. Most of the time it’s just pieces of wood and plastic, most beachcombers are artists using it for their art projects. Free litter cleanup. Doesn’t mean you can’t hold the shipping company responsible for littering.
Especially in this case, maybe the bananas are filled with cocain. That would be awesome!
- Comment on This, a pen, and coffee 5 days ago:
I’d go for shrooms if I were you. You can dose it nicely, so start mild for the first time. DMT is end game when it comes to tripping. But whatever you do, study it so you know what to do, what to take and how much and what to expect. And especially: what not to do. It’s super nice, but you should do it responsibly otherwise it can be really bad. If you want advice on anything, feel free to dm me
- Comment on Is this real life? 6 days ago:
At least he won’t make that mistake again
- Comment on This, a pen, and coffee 1 week ago:
It’s the drug your brain constantly makes, but is immediately broken down. As soon as you have a near death experience, adrenaline is being released into your bloodstream and is broken down instead of the DMT, releasing the DMT into your brain, giving you the trip of your life just before you die (protection mechanism). This is why you have people say after a near death experience they saw a tunnel with light near the end, saw their entire life pass bye, have out of body experiences, etc.
There’s a plant based variant as well, but you need to mix it with other stuff to prevent it from being broken down by your stomach. It’s called Ayahuasca. The effect takes much longer as it goes through your digestive system while regular synthetic DMT goes over your lungs.
There’s also an animal form which is produced by a toad, called 5MEO-DMT which is insanely strong. You can torture the toad and lick it from its back or you can smoke the synthetically made form. But I’d start with regular DMT, 5MEO even tamed Mike Tyson.
It’s nasty (like burned plastic in your lungs), but these days you can get vapes which makes it much easier to take as it has much less taste and to dose.
- Comment on It didn't rise... 1 week ago:
That’s what they call a male loaf, or pain masculin in French.
- Comment on This, a pen, and coffee 1 week ago:
Oh I doubt you will be able to control a mouse and keyboard, or controller, as you would be tripping balls haha
I think it will be similar to this
Also, the effect is 20 to 30 min (although it can feel like a lifetime)
- Comment on Simple test to see if you are normal or have a flithy mind 1 week ago:
Fuck. My anatidaephobia is acting up. The sneaky bastard!
