… but what’s the onion for? 🤔
Tasty!
Submitted 1 month ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
To cleanse the palette of that terrible whiskey
Damarus@feddit.org 1 month ago
Man tears
gibmiser@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So we can blame the tears on something other than our crippling regret and or loneliness
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
To explain why does a single man drink and cry.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Boy dinner
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Without the onion it’s man dinner.
girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 1 month ago
Providing satirical news articles
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Flavor for the plate
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
To cleanse the palate.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Mush it, add to whiskey.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Put that onion in a pan in a medium oven, just like that, for an hour or so depending on how big it is, then peel it and add some salt.
Yum.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 month ago
Tried this once after townsends (cooking yt channel that makes old timey food) said that it was really easy and good. Was easy. Was also terrible, do not recommend. Can bake a potato for exactly the same effort and get something 10 times better.
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I bake onions all the time and they are really good, but the onion you choose makes a big difference. For potatoes you get different results as well but it’s all still pretty much hot starchy goodness. For onions you want something with a decently robust skin on it and mot something like a modern yellow onion which has a pretty thin outer layer and will probably overcook/dry on the outside before the inside gets nice and cooked.
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 1 month ago
On the grill it’s pretty good, but it does take a long time, and you hollow out the very middle and jam a bunch of butter in there, then tinfoil the whole thing. Keep it at high temp for a full hour. But yeah since learning how to do it, I’ve done it 0 times, so
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah, if it really was boy dinner it would be paper plates and plastic utensils. And definitely no place mats
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was thinking the same earlier, there might be a personal post in the future, stay tuned :)
wieson@feddit.org 1 month ago
Do your boys like having their tools disintegrate in their hands?
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No, but doing dishes is no fun.
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I love how men just make fun of themselves and admit they are incompetent at surviving with any decent quality of life without a “woman” in the kitchen.
I consider myself fucking shit at cooking compared to my mum but God damn people it’s not that difficult.
boonhet@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Do check what community this post is in
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wouldn’t be Lemmy without someone going off the rails in the comments.
molten@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is OP’s second account and he just wanted to flex his cooking.
Source: I made it up
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Boy Dinner is a different vibe, but if we’re talking cooking and sexist, I did have a gay uncle who was happy to be quoted saying;
“Women don’t belong in the kitchen… if you want a good meal”
Man was wildly out of pocket announcing that every hosted Thanksgiving to his sister’s eyerolls, but he knew how to cook a mean fucking steak!
petersr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I should not have read this post hungry…
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Im a Jim man myself, but to each their own.
qarbone@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Fake. I ain’t using a whole utensils and plate for onion. God gave us two hands: one for onion, one for Jack and jack-based activities.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
One for Jack-on, one for Jack-off. It only makes sense.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Jack Daniels? Disgusting. Get some proper whiskey instead. I prefer the onion fried, with some fries, and a chunk of cheese. Real cheese though.
hansolo@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Amen, brother. Jack is the Walmart MacDonald’s of brown liquor. I would rather drink mystery booze from a water bottle distilled by a guy with no teeth in his Mom’s back yard.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That’s Todd. Did he make the apple pie or the straight sugar liquor this batch?
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Isn’t Whiskey supposed to have no taste aside alcohol?
EonNShadow@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
You’re thinking of vodka
Whiskey is highly diverse
MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Real whiskey on the rocks has a huge number of flavors depending on the age and manufacturer. Jack Daniels is the bottom of the rung.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Vodka is meant to be colorless and flavorless, ideally pure water and ethanol.
Whiskey is made to retain flavors from the grain it isade from, and aged in charred oak barrels to impart flavors from the wood. The region of the world and the process used causes a variety of flavors.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I left two onions and four apples at the self-checkout yesterday after paying for them. Just forgot to put the bag in the cart. They could easily credit my account having been informed by the next customer, but no, they won’t. They’ll put them back on the shelf and sell them again.
InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Lesson learned, only buy booze from now on
square@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
It pisses me off you can’t get booze at the self checkout. They have an attendant there for problems. Would it really be so hard for them to come over and check an ID? But no, I’ve got to go stand in the one line they have open for 20 minutes instead of being out of there in 2 minutes.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Can’t argue with that.
zane@infosec.pub 5 weeks ago
Sounds like you should steal apples and onions.
nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
<3
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Recipe? This looks amazeballs!
nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
I don’t really have a recipe but I’ll share what all this is. Going anti clockwise, the white thing is boondi raita made with soy yogurt, then there’s tofu and peas cooked however Indians cook their vegetable stews, then there’s basmati rice, topped with dal/lentils which are split gram (chana dal) and black lentils (urad dal), then there’s whole wheat chapati (indian flat bread).
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Okay Tony Abbott.
LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
naught101@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ahaha, that’s hilarious that it has it’s own wikipedia page
hansolo@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
This is boy dinner because a man would spend the money on good whiskey, and at least have a protein to go with the veg side dish.
Godric@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You know, Jack might be fun to shit on, but a wise man once told me the best whiskey is the one you like to drink!
Good point tho, next post will have protein
Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
I hate JD neat and im a massive Scotch snob but nothing beats a double JD and coke, will happily hammer those all day
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
My favorite beer is free. Second favorite is cold.
BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Replace Jack with a Canadian whiskey and I could get on board with this.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Make your own dinner then
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 1 month ago
Vat 69 for me.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That’s it. I’m done. I’m transitioning. I refuse to support this. Good luck to you all.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You don’t want to support it, you want to experience it first hand? Is that it?
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The fork is the part that bothers me the most. So much handle, so little tine.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Consider the average fork. Do the times need to be so long? When have you ever needed to impale your food to a depth of 40mm or more?
Conversely, think on when you have picked up food and it slid down the times, so that to bite it off you must insert the bare tubes perilously deep into your mouth where you might strike a tooth or the tongue?
Shorter fork tines are the way of the future
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s barely enough room for spaghetti! I won’t stand for this!
FluorineBalloon@programming.dev 1 month ago
That sounds like propaganda from Big Spork!
Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fancy pants can afford whiskey
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Food $500 Gas $800 Data $100 Rent $900 Rotgut Whiskey $2369 Utilities $150
Someone who is good at economy please help, I am dying
modus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You should probably buy more local whiskey and cut that gas bill in half.
mika_mika@lemmy.world 1 month ago
honestly this joke is more in the spirit of what I believe girl dinner should be than girl dinner posts I usually see online. im glad my girls are eating well, but a prepared meal is not girl dinner. shredded cheese out of the bag, grazing some veggies, and maybe some chips, is.
bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s a good way to get yourself to no longer be the Prime Minister of Australia.
laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Pretty close we make a dish out of roasted onions to have drinks with from where I come from
saigot@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Not enough beans
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Needs hot sauce
krisevol@lemmus.org 5 weeks ago
Too many carbs, switch to vodka. We are trying to live past 50 over here.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 month ago
Can you share the recipe?
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
FFS at least peel it first.
peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s what I’m having, minus the onion.
ratrace@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I knew a lady who liked wiskey better than me. She pissed the bed and all over me. It got old so I left and then she had a kid. She was considered a functioning professional adult and I was the scrub. Don’t don’t believe the hype boyeeeee Penisisisisis’s VS vijayjayzzzzz
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
You lot need to play scrandle
www.scrandle.com
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
You know, seeing all the complaints about the IOC and the onion not being cooked… The only thing bothering me is that the utensils aren’t on either side of the plate.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
I know people were complaining about the lack of onions before, but I think this is an overcorrection
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Weird. I’m boy. I know how to cook.
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
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