CapuccinoCoretto

@CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I forgot something today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  See, I’ve got this condition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how can I identify problems i'm having⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask the people in your life what’s wrong with you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big if true⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. Those guys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big if true⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the Church of Satan more than almost any Christian Church.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tasty!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  To cleanse the palate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me_IRL⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This had to be a terrifying way to go⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Big fricken caluses on the bottoms of your feet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨now you're worth⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nec-romance-ey

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨now you're worth⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think inanimate corpses count as monsters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And forgot it when waking up⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I suspect they are in the pineapples, but she won’t give me one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And forgot it when waking up⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Me dreaming

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hang in there (there are still a few twigs left)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Still standing. Yeah baby!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pygmy hippo calls out your bullshit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it wrong that I now want one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huggies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is weird, because almost all the farmers I know are all hate-filled biggots who vote away peoples’ rights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quasi-oh-no!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More of a dad joke than a shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would be a biological equivalent to an EMP?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …or a Cobalt Bomb

  Designed to leave highly radioactive fallout for years and years. The radioactive fallout is dar more dangerous to life than the original nuke because of its spread, toxicity and persistence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone out there?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s ok. Just remember it’s a small population. Once you get used to the basic and block the few bad faith posters and subs you don’t like, it’s a solid experience. With any luck the userbase will grow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm high on life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well Mr. MacGyver, the good news is you are drug free. The bad news is you are pregnant and have herpes and syphillis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you see corrupt politicians and otherwise shitty people living better lives than you, what do you learn about life?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a rant. Not a question. Tucking a question is bad faith.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you see corrupt politicians and otherwise shitty people living better lives than you, what do you learn about life?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wrong sub. No question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wrong answers only... Whats this game called?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The shocker - two in the pink, one in the stink.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But babe, you haven't touched your New England Clamsicle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re not going to eat that, mind if I?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ba dum tsss!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All aboard the Pythagorean Express⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Toblerail

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wow remember these?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have friends who roll tubes in their preamps, on 9ntherwise modern systems, so yes, I remember yesterday when I was at a friends house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cursed Headset⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do you think those are two seperate things?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t want your license plate to rust now.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cops have car mounted plate readers. If you see them, its already too late.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Danger Close⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No tears formula. It’s fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celebratory Return to Online Meme⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Goes camping, sits around campfire, phone in her face.

  *facepalm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[drugs] what does LSD feel like?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This message brought to you by Big LSD.