CapuccinoCoretto

@CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me looking at my 190 cm/110 kg daddy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro, do you lift for gains?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me looking at my 190 cm/110 kg daddy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a temporary taxonomic error. Anthropological morphology takes time to digest evidence, but we are speciating as we speak.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How not to advertise 101!⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I was being cheeky. ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think that Edward Snowden is a hero?⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. Unequivocally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Especially of they have 6 fingers.⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You kill my father.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How not to advertise 101!⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never bought tampons or pads, with wings, super absorbancy or that leaves me feeling fresh.

  I must be at least partly immune.

  (FYI a man who has seen way to many commercials for feminine hygiene)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What they say to me after an interview.⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  licks lips furiously

  I’m not crazy! You’re tge one who’s crazy. You and everyone else who are teying to steal my magic baaaaaaaaaag.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I like it, but not really a shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aww, thanks :3⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m guessing few with highly superior eidactic memory and the like go into the role.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV: You are a pro-gamer.⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the episode that made me forever disapointed in videogames. I want more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Came across something I made as a joke about 2 years ago⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  A tale of tragedy and woe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been found out!

  • ink cloud go! Swimaway swimaway!
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do companies require you to submit a resume but also put the same data into their forms?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s redundant because machines can read human readable resumes and cover letters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you have an orgasm with the glans being removed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure if I’m reading this right. Did you actually have this done? If so, care to elaborate on the why and the leadup to this?

  I’m genuinely curious and really don’t understand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do companies require you to submit a resume but also put the same data into their forms?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Old school human readable and machine readable. Redundant now but the sufferring is funny to some, so it must continue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I need it all, as a hat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just want to make your teeth clench.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Would you refill them with off brand ketchup with extra salt and sugar?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I already have boneitis. If I could just get rid of my bones…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not none? Bones are a terrible affliction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my brain when⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  TIHI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MEGASOTA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. Invaluable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MEGASOTA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they are going to want that water in the very near future.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's always a work around⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But where else am I going to get my heavy metals and dioxins?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do "fixers" like Winston Wolfe in Pulp Fiction actually exist in real life? How does one go about getting one or hearing about one? Are they all mob connected or something?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  …and by organized crime, we must include business and politics. When doing business in other countries, especially the more corrupt, a local “fixer”, aka consultant, will help you navigate the landscape. They ensure the right palms are greased.

  Even straightlaced companies get stuck with it. Could be as simple as a bid-bond getting “lost”.

  Could be ensuring your staff have the correct security arrangements, like paying local gangs enough to get word to leave your people alone.

  It takes on many flavours, depending on context. Sometimes they are part of a countries public service, or intelligence agency.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turn down for what⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is how my brother got busted stealing mom’s car for joyrides at night when he was 14.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A world full of wonders⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Slightly vagina esque as well.

  /c/theyknew

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Buy me Custom Shop Gibson Les Paul Junior?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Scooty-Puff Junior suuuuuuuuuucks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I recommend something like this.

  www.thermofisher.com/order/catalog/…/TDEC39686FV?…

  Prices aren’t listed, but IIRC you are looking at up to ~ $30k.