We have all done this and it really hurts

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Never once have I zipped up my dick and/or balls.

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some people are blessed more than others brother. No need to tell on yourself

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Skill issue.

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I thought so too. It was just a repressed memory.

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• Varesti@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    BALLZ

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  • chtk@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A perfectly fine Carpenters song ruined by one movie.

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• Jerkingass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  How’d you get the beans above the frank?!

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I learned at a young age from having zipped my dick and/or balls up in my PJs to always make sure the zipper is clear before pulling it up.

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  • boboliosisjones@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    There’s PJs with zippers?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Onsies.

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    • xylol@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I guess you can use buttons but then you might drop a ball when you sit since denim doesn’t flex all that well

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• Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  [Serious] How the fuck is this happening to anyone?? Never happened to me before and my best bet is y’all going commando or wearing boxers and “slipping out”.

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes going commando or boxers

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• ITGuyLevi@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Never got my ball sack caught up in it…

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Have you even really tried?

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• Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I usuall wear underwear to pretect me from this. (Also pulling the zipper is usually the last thing I do when pulling up the trousers)

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• sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My husband has a friend that did this a while back while they were hanging out. He was unable to get it unstuck and had to go to the ER, but was too cheap of an Uber so they walked.

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• trojanbark@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  no

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• Kurtagag@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Is that your penis?

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    scrotum

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• dektep@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  frank and beans!

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• RedAggroBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Button fly. No more words needed.

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  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, those are TERRIBLE.

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