Landless2029
@Landless2029@lemmy.world
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 9 hours ago:
Yep I’d call the cops at that time. Not fucking around.
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 10 hours ago:
Yep I’d call the cops at that time. Not fucking around.
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 13 hours ago:
I was on a 3 pane highway going interstate. Doing 80 in a 65 on the fast lane. Big rig in the middle lane. Slowly gaining and will pass the bog rig.
Then a pickup is coming up in the fast lane TOO FAST. Easily 100mph. She tailgates me. Now boxxed in with me in front and the big rig on her right. A sane person would go in the third lane and pass us since zero other cars around. But no.
She lays on her horn and starts swaying with impatience.
So I match speed with the big rig. Maintaining the box. She honks ways more and sways even more. Shaking her fist at me.I maintain it for another 2 minutes until my wife gets concerned she’ll rear end us and we end up spinning off the highway or under the big rig.
I give in and speed up past the big rig and change lanes to her wacko pass. They speed off.
Yeah it’s never worth it. You never know what people will do.
- Comment on Great plan 1 week ago:
There was a time back when this was possible.
Bikers back in the day would work construction or some other hard labor for half the year and then hit the road for 2-4 months.
The partial working income was enough to cover all thier bills, the bike/gear, motel stays and drinking.
- Comment on I'm doing my part 1 week ago:
#nolawns
- Comment on I want these walls back 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on It's the dream 2 weeks ago:
Sometimes I get a 1 hour meeting ending in 20 min.
I’m glad to hear it.
- Comment on It's the dream 2 weeks ago:
I hear it daily.
- Comment on I want these walls back 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on I want these walls back 2 weeks ago:
Why is this a shitpost? It’s !nostalgia@lemmy.world
- Comment on US | House Bans WhatsApp on Congressional Staff Devices Over Security Concerns 2 weeks ago:
I tried to read the article on this. Shit source.
I bet WhatsApp was already banned. I find it hard to believe everything in congress isn’t centrally managed by policy and locked down via MDM.
This could be a memo from their security team going “No, you still can’t have Whatsapp”
- Comment on It is what it is 2 weeks ago:
Firefox -p “Spanky”
- Comment on It is what it is 2 weeks ago:
Its a moor point once you sign into your Facebook account to “share with friends”
- Comment on It is what it is 2 weeks ago:
Incognito was literally only good for opening a second session without you logged in. It did zero for privacy. Even their disclaimer said so.
- Comment on A few horny memes are acceptable surely 2 weeks ago:
Shin chan
- Comment on A few horny memes are acceptable surely 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Let delivery drivers keep their 2 weeks ago:
Excellent answer.
I’d argue that the outfit in the meme is generally considered a Dom outfit which is what triggers the start of this thread.
Although inaccurate it makes the point for the joke. A TOP image would be much more vulgar and hard to find a clean image for.
- Comment on It’s also where people with lisps dance at a concert 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering 2 weeks ago:
And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
That’s my favourite part to quote.
When the lights are out. Pussy is pussy. And old pussy is often better. 😉
Is dangerously close to “In the dark a hole is a hole.”
- Comment on Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering 3 weeks ago:
Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745)
Its a good read and many points are still valid today.
- Comment on Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering 3 weeks ago:
Another one that is true but sounds like an onion.
He enjoyed the company of GILFS
- Comment on Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering 3 weeks ago:
Everything I’ve ever heard about Franklin makes him a boss. This is a new one.
- Comment on Why do some people hate drinking water? 3 weeks ago:
This is my issue. Now I use water additives like PureLemon and MIO to spike em. I try to drink 4-8 cups a day and feel better when I do.
I still slip into my days of 4 cups of coffee with no water often.
- Comment on Correct Grindr Response 4 weeks ago:
I mean homelab server
- Comment on Correct Grindr Response 4 weeks ago:
Smell like server specs. Put Jellyfin on it haha
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 4 weeks ago:
Same genre
- Comment on If you are too young you really missed out being able to do this 4 weeks ago:
People slam game controllers and replace them all the time. Same would go for this handset. Might even find a “retro” one that’s sturdier. You could murder one with those old school ones.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on If you are too young you really missed out being able to do this 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on You really have to reach back to remember how THIS worked in your car 5 weeks ago:
Those didn’t exist yet. It was amm FM Transmitters. They might’ve been around but too expensive.