The struggle

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• wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  How did he shoot his poop did it just splatter right into the wall?

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What a load of shit

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• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So this is how public bathrooms get shit all over the place. Home boy’s stepping up like a skunk and spraying out of defense.

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  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I always wondered how it got on the ceiling…

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    • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

  They are way more flexible than me.

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  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨32⁩ ⁨seconds⁩ ago

    Oh god. Is that a poo stool? I’ve got one that I’ve been using to sit on when I have to wait in line for an hour or so every week. ARE PEOPLE JUDGING ME??

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, I feel like maybe someone that is that flexible might not need a poo stool?

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• Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Me after forgetting why I swore these off.

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  • Epzillon@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The 4x is where the real suffering is at

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  • FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Apparently they got banned here in the Netherlands because they were too spicy. I still see and bought them recently though so I think they might have reduced the spicyness, at least here :(

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    • vodka@feddit.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I assume this was the same incorrectly reported news as elsewhere in Europe.

      An big batch of these were missing an EU-compliant warning about the level of spicyness, and was recalled to have a sticker put on to rectify this.

      This was then ofc reported as “noodles too spicy for sale” because that gets more clicks.

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      These are apparently still vanilla on the spicy spectrum for Koreans.

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• BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You know there’s a just a sweaty shirt hanging on the across the shower curtain rod

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• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.

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  • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just because you keep your step stool next to the toilet doesn’t mean you’re Squatty Potty-ing.

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have that same stool (three, in fact), and they are all as tall as the bowl, not doable for squatty potty.

    I also have shorter ones that would work great. Kids come in all sizes.

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    • blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So you’re saying you have a stool stool?

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.

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  • dwemthy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in

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    • blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oatmeal is peg feed. At least thats what my Italian wife says. Won’t touch it.

      Also, I’m not young. Do typical people really have this hard of a time shitting? I don’t eat super well, but I can cut a log like a lumberjack. I sit, shit and split.

      Eat a veggie y’all.

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• wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Get a squatty potty people!

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Its called a poo stool you weirdo.

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    • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or just skip it and go eastern.

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  • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now 👍

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Picture lied, shit went in pants instead of toilet. 1/10.”

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• Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A victory is a victory.

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• doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Every shitpost is a quality shitpost.

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• Epzillon@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My stomach on a random day for no particular reason. God I wish healthcare didnt suck ass here and wouldnt just write me off.

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• zbyte64@awful.systems ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Get a squatty potty and it will flow with more ease

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or eat more fiber! I started adding a ton, now I don’t even have to buy toilet paper! Also, I cracked the tile on the other side of the restroom…

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• BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah yes. Feet formed by wearing too narrow shoes for years.

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• ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The poop stool at the side wasn’t used. I call fake, that person just fell from the toilet and tries to cover up!

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Come on Ice Cream!

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• Angelusz@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No. We are not 12yo.

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