Empricorn
@Empricorn@feddit.nl
- Comment on Attitudes 2 days ago:
I hope people realize how amazing this response is.
- Comment on Lol, lmao even. 4 days ago:
Just a few… more… trillion dollars! And all your drinking water.
- Comment on Anon lives on a budget 5 days ago:
They just work for a typical capitalist company. They’re all like that.
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 5 days ago:
I have never tried bleaching my b.
- Comment on That's What You Get 6 days ago:
Where’s the fountain!?
- Comment on Smell like the man your partner truly desires. 6 days ago:
Like any of us can compare to Corn Man. Jeez, way to make us feel inferior…
- Comment on Have YOU ever done this? 6 days ago:
Apparently, you don’t own a cat.
- Comment on :3 6 days ago:
Thank you! I couldn’t see it as anything except a woman and a butt…
- Comment on Two types 1 week ago:
They- Fuck! I already lost…
- Comment on Cheapflation: The Kroger brand "shake and bake" seasoning no longer comes with the bag to shake it in 😠 1 week ago:
I’ll admit, the “mildly” is doing some heavy lifting!
- Comment on Cheapflation: The Kroger brand "shake and bake" seasoning no longer comes with the bag to shake it in 😠 1 week ago:
It’s almost like the issue is… Mildly Infuriating?
- Comment on Relevant username 1 week ago:
And now, through the magic of posting twice, you can watch it again, or for the first time:
- Comment on No it won’t 1 week ago:
But what is it!?
- Comment on Glade Guardian 1 week ago:
That’s her left hand. Also:
as she looks through each other’s eyes in awe.
Wat.
- Comment on Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲 2 weeks ago:
In the Control Center, making sure to nuke them from space. I know these are all statistically not aggressive, but I just can’t shake the instinctive impulse to eradicate them…
- Comment on sorry sir, that's all you can eat 2 weeks ago:
It might be a cultural thing. I’ve been yelled at for nibbling on someone’s elbow before…
- Comment on JD, is that you!? 2 weeks ago:
Look what we’ve done! We’re monsters…
- Comment on Chumbawhatthefuck 2 weeks ago:
I always thought they said “best times”, but after searching the lyrics, apparently it’s “better times”. 🤷♂️
- Comment on Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser? 3 weeks ago:
I think for me, personally, I bookmark sites I need to access regularly. As in, daily. At home, I don’t really visit the same sites. Or at least, it’s more infrequent, and fewer ones. So I just leave open a tab for Lemmy, Metacritic, HotLocalDwarfMilfs, Wikipedia, Spotify, etc. Even if my computer is restarted, Firefox saves them!
- Comment on Perfect size for brats 3 weeks ago:
Kaiser rolls. They’re larger to hold the brat, and usually aren’t cut.
- Comment on Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser? 3 weeks ago:
I used to use bookmarks (at home). Now I just keep tabs open.
- Comment on Feeding my family alone is expensive. I can't afford to feed all of y'all. 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, help out, other uncles! I brought wine, appetizer trays and coffee. And I did the dishes afterwards!
- Comment on Valve responds as indie horror studio accuses Steam of 'censorship' for banning its game about nude human 'Horses' (Update) 3 weeks ago:
Huh. Assuming this is the whole truth, it sounds completely reasonable.
- Comment on Libraries are cool 3 weeks ago:
No, we definitely have them, even as far back as when I was a teen. But like most things, it varies…
- Comment on Texas pastor celebrates school's lowest vaccination rate in the state: 'We'll take it' 3 weeks ago:
Asshole. Children will die because of this willful ignorance. Fuck him, and fuck anyone that politicizes health measures.
- Comment on Radon 3 weeks ago:
I fix/break things.
- Comment on Labcoat! 3 weeks ago:
No, they’re working. I know, I know; I’d be fine with people petting me while I’m working too…
- Comment on Cloned Gmail with Epstein's emails 4 weeks ago:
Right there with you. Overtime is keeping me in my current apartment, where the rent increases way more than inflation or my wages…
- Comment on Cloned Gmail with Epstein's emails 4 weeks ago:
Oh, no! It sounds like you’re coming down with something…
- Comment on Update: Clinton says that Trump tried to stick finger in his butt during trash felattio extravaganza. (Read more) 4 weeks ago:
In my bedroom?