Empricorn
@Empricorn@feddit.nl
- Comment on The Worst Bug In Games Is Now Gone Forever by Two Minute Papers [Video, 11:41 min] 16 hours ago:
It’s hard to get more clickbait-y than “The Worst Bug In Games Is Now Gone Forever”…
- Comment on Bargain 1 day ago:
What’s the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?
- Comment on Believe it or not 3 days ago:
Fine. Edited…
- Comment on Believe it or not 4 days ago:
Pickled cake is like cake
but it’s got picklesSee? I can ruin good things too!
- Comment on GTA 6!! 5 days ago:
You don’t think it be like it is, but they are did.
- Comment on Do deaf people know they have a deaf accent when speaking? 5 days ago:
Not with that attitude.
- Comment on begonia babe 5 days ago:
Kirk…?
- Comment on Aight. Let's be honest. How many of you dress for yourselves, and how many dress for others? 5 days ago:
You don’t know the difference between dressing for yourself vs dressing for others? Try showing up to court in an inflatable costume! Or just go a single average day out in public without pants or a shirt (even with underclothes on)…
- Comment on my smart hot air fryer, every single time 1 week ago:
No, the true downside is when they stop supporting the app or turn off the servers and it becomes a heavy piece of e-waste…
- Comment on I will burn this fucker to the ground... internally 1 week ago:
Adobe?
- Comment on What is a "Jerk Hut? 1 week ago:
that I can masturbate in.
- Comment on Nicely decorated living room with Jesus checking out the time 1 week ago:
“Me-dammit! I was supposed to be somewhere…”
- Comment on Pretty sure he's fine 1 week ago:
I got in! My pristine diploma is in your pocket.
- Comment on Anon watches Lord of the Rings 1 week ago:
Book version. In the movie version they absolutely can cause physical harm. A ghost sword and Aragorn’s even stop each other, iirc.
- Comment on Game Pass Ultimate subs don't get DLC discounts any more, Microsoft confess, amid reports about Call of Duty sales cannibalisation 1 week ago:
Maybe you shouldn’t have bought Activision for $69 **billion **dollars, idiots. Now you have to monetize the shit out of everything for the next decade to try to justify it, studios have no sales figures to show for their work, Game Pass is shedding subscribers like crazy, and consumers have less healthy competition. Fuck Microsoft.
- Comment on More Online CO-OP Games should have option to pause 1 week ago:
Like any other game mechanic, there are times it makes sense to have it as an option, and times it doesn’t. If it’s a 100% PvE cooperative game you’re playing with a close friend you know well, sure; why not? Let either player pause the game for everyone. At least some of Hazelight Studios’ games feature this (A Way Out, It Takes Two, Split Fiction).
But for competitive fighting games or ones with many players, it could be abused, or just be too annoying to enable. Maybe in the latter type an in-game voting system where everyone has to agree to pause the action?
- Comment on Being honest - same answer for me 2 weeks ago:
Personally, I love these.
- Comment on Meta won’t allow users to opt out of targeted ads based on AI chats 2 weeks ago:
There’s exactly one option to opt-out of Facebook/Meta: stop using their products.
- Comment on This pasta is creepy 2 weeks ago:
…Five?
- Comment on Animal guessing game!!! 2 weeks ago:
Dumbass. It’s obviously a Jigglypuff, seen from above!
- Comment on whatever happened to in-store coffee grinders? 2 weeks ago:
Coffee-buying has increasingly gone gourmet. I think most people who brew coffee at home have a grinder. But ground coffee starts losing its quality pretty soon after it’s exposed to air, so grinding fresh only matters if you brew it right after grinding. For people who only make coffee for guests or only drink it only for the caffeine, there’s pre-ground options. Also, grocery stores don’t want to sacrifice that valuable shelf real estate for the large grinder…
- Comment on Unite! 2 weeks ago:
You… think most huge ducking dumbasses know they’re dumbasses? ^^^^upvoted
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Please tag NSFW. Not trying to get fired over these steamy newts…
- Comment on LosPollosTV threatens lawsuit against U-Haul alleging worker leaked his ID verification photo 3 weeks ago:
Who…?
- Comment on Lies, all lies 3 weeks ago:
I know, I know: “it’s a shitpost”. But there’s not a single type of music that sounds better at full blast. And if you inflict your music on others in public instead of using headphones, you’re an asshole.
- Comment on It's me! 4 weeks ago:
Long may Her Grace live!
- Comment on Train named Ctrl Alt Deleaf to help blast billions of leaves from Great Britain’s tracks 4 weeks ago:
I don’t know. I think Trainy McTrainFace has a certain ring to it…
- Comment on yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk 4 weeks ago:
That’s not because of weight though. That’s just one thing being affected more by air resistance. In a vacuum, there would be no difference. In fact, they did just that during the Apollo 15 mission on the moon using a feather and a hammer:
- Comment on Mod of multi large world comms goes on attack against multiple users 4 weeks ago:
FYI, the attitude “I haven’t personally experienced it, so it either doesn’t exist or I don’t care”, whether online or off is considered extremely immature and selfish by most people.
- Comment on How Saturday night ended 4 weeks ago:
AccuWeather wants to know my location! ❤️