Empricorn
@Empricorn@feddit.nl
- Comment on Solve a puzzle for me 12 hours ago:
But… How can he bang the cabbage with the goat watching?
- Comment on Solve a puzzle for me 12 hours ago:
Wait until you hear how a cabbage got my Power is Attorney!
- Comment on Am I supposed to ask stupid questions here, or *not* ask stupid questions? 4 days ago:
What is foreskin, and why is everybody using it?
- Comment on Two chemists walk into a bar 4 days ago:
Hydrogen peroxide, right?
- Comment on Which one? 6 days ago:
Hmm… You make a lot of arguments that are easily countered by the perfect choice of STICK!
- Comment on Wrong 1 week ago:
It’s outta sight!
- Comment on Number 1 Student 1 week ago:
What with the weird crop?
- Comment on "Grow up. These are my movies, not yours": George Lucas Won't be Happy How Star Wars Fan Group is Illegally Saving the Original Trilogy 1 week ago:
Ah, that makes more sense. I’m continuing the grand transition of commenting on articles I didn’t read!
- Comment on "Grow up. These are my movies, not yours": George Lucas Won't be Happy How Star Wars Fan Group is Illegally Saving the Original Trilogy 1 week ago:
Uh, didn’t he sell these movies?
- Comment on So excited for the Cybertruck 1 week ago:
That’s hilarious, *I* just saw my first one yesterday! They are ridiculous…
- Comment on Dpad vs analog stick 1 week ago:
You are a poet.
- Comment on Dpad vs analog stick 1 week ago:
I misread that as “enhanced by Spyro”. And yeah, mpst things are…
- Comment on Dpad vs analog stick 1 week ago:
It’s all about timing, just like face buttons. Platforming or fighting games, you gotta have that instant response. Aiming or acceleration needs the precision of analog. So, “depends on the game” is my hot take…
- Comment on The choice is yours 1 week ago:
Nothing more cuddly than a horned lizard!
- Comment on please tell your husband hello 1 week ago:
🎵 There used to be marine biology in your hooome 🎶
- Comment on madlad 1 week ago:
A throwbrick.
- Comment on Anon doesn't like any web browsers 1 week ago:
To be fair back in the day Firefox was literally not as good as Chrome. Then enshittification and Google deciding being “evil” was fine…
- Comment on The choice is yours 1 week ago:
I mean, that’s their poop. Everybody’s poop stinks. There’s obviously mitigation strategies, but if the actual cat stinks, you should probably consult with your vet and maybe give them a bath with it without water? Cats don’t usually stink…
- Comment on "I almost wish he was looking up illegal stuff because it would make my workday so much more interesting." 1 week ago:
Who. The fuck. Rereads their own comments that much, @Empricorn@feddit.nl!?
- Comment on I made a porn scroller, AMA. 1 week ago:
That pun must have been hard to fapricate!
- Comment on What kind of institutional gaslighting is this? 2 weeks ago:
I can’t wait until AI hits these middle managers that were just enough good at their jobs to earn a promotion and now spend their days sending angry emails to the people that actually do the work, while collecting more income than the workers… 🖕
- Comment on Today's charity shop haul. 2 weeks ago:
Those are definitely some of the movies of all-time.
- Comment on Antybooties 2 weeks ago:
“Wasted”? They’re literally figuring out how the world around us works!
- Comment on Geography is neat 2 weeks ago:
Have you seen the difference in laws between US states!?
- Comment on Octopus facts 2 weeks ago:
This is why they made that Netflix show “Squid Games”.
- Comment on After 10,000+ hours grinding, MapleStory's first level 300 player slams the brakes at 299.99 to rant about the MMO and then quit, all on a dev-promoted stream 2 weeks ago:
Jon Snow…
- Comment on After 10,000+ hours grinding, MapleStory's first level 300 player slams the brakes at 299.99 to rant about the MMO and then quit, all on a dev-promoted stream 2 weeks ago:
“Just leave your husband lol it’s not that complicated.”
- Comment on I'm giving up on open source 3 weeks ago:
I gave up.
- Comment on Google fires more workers after CEO says workplace isn’t for politics 3 weeks ago:
Oh? So they don’t lobby the government for, and directly write legislation favorable to them, like all giant corporations do? Fuck off with that nonsense argument, Google.
- Comment on hole 3 weeks ago:
- Crocs