Empricorn

@Empricorn@feddit.nl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roll tide!⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t I just have sex with your cousin? Does that count?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roll tide!⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think I’m going to the right funerals…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roll tide!⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Aww… Thanks for posting the truth, but I’m devastated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But it itches, precious!!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Does OP have bedbugs!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All things have a right to grow. The blossom is brother to the weed.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  …outside. They deserve to live outside. I unapologetically squish insects and arachnids alike inside my home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder if the "money can't buy you happiness" people ever lived in a car.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s always gold-digging hoes. (That includes men too.) When people only want your money, you literally have to go out of your way to make your own happiness…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starbucks continues to be terrible⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Awesome, thank you! Support local coffee shops, people!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starbucks continues to be terrible⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you have a source for that? I want to read more about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This garbage⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bic Atlantis would like a smoooth word!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She came up with an inventive way to promote her restaurant⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She seems fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Council housing when?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you ever, in your life, received a rent decrease because they were matching the economic conditions…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump revokes collective bargaining rights at TSA to crush union⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m largely uninformed on the specifics, but it’s insane that he can use EOs to give himself the authority to do a thing, then go do the thing he previously wasn’t allowed to do. What the fuck, America!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump revokes collective bargaining rights at TSA to crush union⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the president actually have the power to union-bust, or is he just continuing to do what he wants…? I realize it’s largely an academic question, since no one will resist this guy’s illegal actions…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little Man is chubbed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I… think that’s a turtle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's gooooo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I invite you to try to grow coca plants in your backyard. You will not succeed, for several reasons…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Classical Meme⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you lose loss do you actually win?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fingerme⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Megan Bennett Finger
  Central Washington University

  Ms. Finger,

  Per your request, we can converted your email address to our alternate format: [Surname][Middle Initial]Last (to denote the spelled-out name)[First 2 letters of forename]. Your new email address is now fingerblastme@cwu.edu and your case is now closed.

  Thank you,
  CWU Support

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I always suspected that these never actually cleaned anything⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, that song fucking sucked!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, it took until their second sentence before they demonstrated how completely unhinged they are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ads are a plague⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not buying Jeeps… But harder now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ads are a plague⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So… masochism?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meow⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pet cats should live inside, with plenty of toys and people that care for them, not out killing bird populations and rushing getting run over, etc. Outdoor cats have much shorter life spans…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chad rule⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s… “bodybuilding”. If I see someone with awful face tattoos I’m allowed to think that I would never want to look like that. In both cases they specifically made the choice and spent the time/money to achieve exactly that specific, very noticable look.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can A person find out if they were hired as a DEI or fired because of it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Boogeyman “DEI” doesn’t dictate anything. It’s not a law, it’s not a set of rules, literally nothing is required or enforced.

  Spell it out:

  Diversity
  Equity
  Inclusion

  It’s simply a way of thinking to try and consider everyone. Companies (in their endless pursuit for more and more profits) realized that minorities have different experiences and insight that literally benefit the organization by including and highlighting their voices. It was literally done by giant corporations for (mostly) selfish reasons, but they reversed-course when snowflakes decided they think it means a less-qualified brown person gets hired over them. Which (again: self-interest) doesn’t happen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: Some of y'all are overly afraid of scorpions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So no more swimming ever again, got it. I enjoyed it while I could!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: Some of y'all are overly afraid of scorpions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are you like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry you had to deal with that, people suck. ☹️ People with dwarfism are smaller (duh), but you don’t look like children! That person and the cop are dumber than a bowl of hammers. Or they’re just trying to bully someone… Try not to let worthless people like that get to you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Any sensible dispatcher will filter out calls by a crazy person. Any sensible officer responding to the report could easily tell that OP is a little person not in an emergency situation and decide not to bother them. The fact that neither of these things happened speaks volumes…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love the future.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, some of us did what we could…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Didn't believe what I was seeing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These people vote.