Empricorn
@Empricorn@feddit.nl
- Comment on They used to keep that thing ice cold straight through the 90s. 7 hours ago:
Or anus!
- Comment on Tips off the cops 7 hours ago:
drinking m’slurpee
- Comment on Very small deal 17 hours ago:
The remix, actually.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 Price Has Been Confirmed 17 hours ago:
…unless it’s made by Nintendo.
- Comment on That's me 1 day ago:
Obviously it’s different with every store management/owner, but any decent store would never ban you or try to press charges for missing one item, especially if it’s obviously a mistake.
Also, leaving a cart in the parking lot does not impact the store at all, you’re simply punishing that kid for no reason. A simple call, email, review, or social media comment is much more impactful because it actually reaches the decision-makers…
- Comment on That's me 1 day ago:
What a shitty store. I use self-checkout 99% of the time, but you should have a choice and the store should always accommodate at least one of each. Scanning an entire cart full of groceries is painful for you, the employee correcting the machine, and the people behind you.
- Comment on That's me 1 day ago:
A 1970’s law saying it’s a felony if people steal more than $199 (cumulatively) is insane. How many for-profit prisons are in New Jersey again…?
- Comment on That's me 1 day ago:
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- Comment on We'd all be a lot happier if we understood this core truth 2 days ago:
I’m not really sure a horny/hungry toggle switch is “complicated emotions”.
- Comment on From Hero to Zero (Budget) 6 days ago:
That’s better than it going away completely, at least.
- Comment on From Hero to Zero (Budget) 6 days ago:
Sure, if it continued communicating elsewhere. This is just going dark, right?
- Comment on Duolingo CEO on going AI-first: ‘I did not expect the blowback’ 1 week ago:
Way to reinforce the stereotype, out-of-touch rich dude. Most people who actually work for a living see no benefit from AI, and resent it being shoved into every single product, whether it makes sense or not. Oh well, at least you can burn boatloads of VC money while also destroying the environment and abusing intellectual property to train it!
- Comment on Ads when you’re pumping gas 1 week ago:
That’s funny. Maybe they just didn’t notice? When I was there and started to pump my own gas (being from out-of-state), they stopped me and took over, but it wasn’t like the pumps were locked or anything. I did see that stations turned off the pumps after-hours, when they didn’t have anyone to pump fuel…
- Comment on Ads when you’re pumping gas 1 week ago:
That’s funny. Maybe they just didn’t notice? When I was there and started to pump my own gas (being from out-of-state), they stopped me and took over, but it wasn’t like the pumps were locked or anything. I did see that stations turned off the pumps after-hours, when they didn’t have anyone to pump fuel…
- Comment on Ads when you’re pumping gas 1 week ago:
I’m from a US state where we don’t pump our own gas.
You can just say New Jersey. After Oregon lifted its ban in 2023, there’s only one left!
- Comment on Hell 1 week ago:
“Please leave a message at the blank screen.”
- Comment on I've got something special for you 1 week ago:
You don’t k"ow that!
- Comment on Anon goes camping 1 week ago:
It’s also the stuff Walter White needed to make the meth tastier or something. Idk, I’m not a chemist.
- Comment on Talented child artist 1 week ago:
“I’m empty inside, but I still work.”
I know, door. Me too…
- Comment on Newark’s Mayor Sues a Top Trump Lawyer, Claiming Malicious Prosecution 2 weeks ago:
You can tell it was a malicious, politically-motivated arrest because of the everything about it.
- Comment on Ed Sheer-enough 2 weeks ago:
This… is literally a shitpost community. Were you expecting a 4,000 page dissertation on Roman Government?? Yeah, I’ve seen the usual content…
- Comment on Ed Sheer-enough 2 weeks ago:
If you’re grumpy, you might just need to go to Bed Sheeran.
- Comment on Pull to enter, you say? 2 weeks ago:
“What did your skank-ass say!? I’m deaf, so I might have got it wrong.”
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
You’re telling me my Extreme Sport Muscle Mustang Power Jizm scent isn’t preferred by women!?
- Comment on Definitions 2 weeks ago:
This image makes me angrier than it should. Those 4 “right angle” designations are all lies. You cannot have a curved line attached to anything and call it a “right angle”. It’s not. Like, factually. I don’t care if it’s 2 feet long, or 200,000 miles, it will never be exactly 90°, which invalidates the entire thing.
- Comment on Bee Aware! 2 weeks ago:
I think they’re saying “beads”.
- Comment on No looky for you! 2 weeks ago:
Plus, it’s not polite for company to see all my dildos flailing around in the water.
- Comment on No looky for you! 2 weeks ago:
I think the door is timed, not depending on a jet of water to manually open it…
- Comment on No looky for you! 2 weeks ago:
I’m assuming it’s not a window on a real cow, or “cowborg”, turning it into some sort of unholy fusion of metal, bovine, and glass.
- Comment on Bruh, chill 2 weeks ago:
“Or the stolen vehicle with no plates and a trail of illicit drug smoke, dragging a gas station hose, shooting a firearm out the bloody windows, while your hostage is screaming.”
But that’s not as concise.