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Anon does the shopping
Submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 months ago
She didn’t communicate her needs well enough.
Honestly, the Bee plates showing up is more her fault than his.
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Lack of communication is one thing, losing your shit like this because of it is another. …but that’s two things now, so…
Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Didn’t communicate her needs? What more communication do you need beyond “get fancy dinner plates”? How do you fuck that up? If you’re unsure, communicate your need for further information, or google fancy dinner plates.
Boomkop3@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Dang, sounds like those plates are perfectly age appropriate for your gf
Gladaed@feddit.org 2 months ago
If you are somewhat tight for cash or shopping for another person some conflict stemming from this is completely reasonable.
Lauchmelder@feddit.org 2 months ago
Then again I find it weird to give someone money and then say “Buy some plates” without any further details or supervision. Of course anon could have, yknow, asked if the plates are okay before ordering
cRazi_man@europe.pub 2 months ago
A greentext story is like a dream. You’re following the narrative, while simultaneously thinking that this males no sense and how did things get here.
Gladaed@feddit.org 2 months ago
“buy fancy dinner plates” is enough details
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Are you kidding me?! There isn’t a single person I know who wouldn’t at least appreciate those plates enough to chuckle! Those are awesome plates, I’d use those plates even for formal events, the only people who’d be upset by them are stuck-up assholes!
licheas@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
and teenagers insisting they’re no longer kids. (same fight as “kids table” stuff. To be honest, when I became an adult, the kids table was always more fun anyhow. Dinosaurs are way more interesting topics of conversation than adult-stuff.)
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 months ago
100% same. I’m the built-in babysitter for family events. Why would I want to hear my aunt ask for the 500th time why I’m not married, when my nephews and nieces are playing out a story where Bluey and Sonic the Hedgehog team up to fight crime? Screw boring grown-up talk, I want the imaginative adventure.
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
Drag recently had a family gathering and spent a lot of time debating biblical theology with drag’s adult relatives. Drag’s baby cousin assured us that we’re all extremely boring.
All drag can say in response to that is that the Torah says Elohim can take away a promise if it’s used as an excuse to sin, so Israel has no right to exist.
Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Meh. Plastic plates suck for other reasons… More and more plastic waste sucks
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I sorta’ agree with you in that wasted plastic is bad, yes. However, I simply have to disagree with plastic plates in general being a bad thing.
I’ve owned a full set of composite plates for, I’m not kidding or exaggerating, 20 years now. Mum bought them while I was mid-way through high-schooland they proved to be so damned better than the old porcelain, that she steadily replaced our tableware with composite. And I liked them so much, that I stole that set from mum once I finished Uni!
And it wasn’t just those plates, everything lasted! The only things ruined were the plates granddad used with the microwave oven, he managed to overcook and crack them apart (he was a moron, though).
Granted, microplastic ingestion risks do, indeed, exist with these (eg. if one likes using the knife to its fullest potential), although a bit of temperance goes a long way. That 20-year-old set I have barely has any scratches on it, and that’s with dropping them pretty regularly while doing the dishes.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Eh, plastic plates:
- don’t shatter when you drop them
- don’t chip
- don’t screech when cutting things with a knife
Plastic isn’t the enemy, single use plastics are.
abbotsbury@lemmy.world 1 month ago
the only people who’d be upset by them are stuck-up assholes!
Wow that’s really judgemental, maybe accept that other people don’t share your taste?
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Hmmm… no:-?
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I like how it has an attached dipping plate. Not doubt for ketchup to dip dinosaurs nuts in
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
those are to give the kid different types of food in correct quantities
source : am dad, even have the cutlery that fits this set.
MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Dinosaur… nuts? Never heard of 'em
Wolf@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Come over to my place sometime.
Worx@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
I’m dyin’ to soar these nuts across your face
(I think that works, right? Barely?)
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Pretty sure thats just a matching bowl next to it.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Dino Nuggies are for kids, adults eat tendies.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Break up with gf and marry the plafes
EldenLord@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Woah, we‘re not on r/relationshipadvice here!
Gustephan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Clearly. If we were he’d be advised to hit facebook, delete the lawyer, and hire a gym too
MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Its true that statement is on par for that type of sub.
frog@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Stop beeeeeeing such a bitch!
steeznson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fake: anon has gf
Gay: anon buys colourful kitchenware and posts about it online in order to start a discussion
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
They’re adorable, though. That part is true.
thelsim@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Can confirm, these are awesome plates. They were my daughter’s favorites.
Carvex@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Could’ve been interpreted as he wants kids but anyway.
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Fake (anon has gf) and gay (said fake gf hates the plates)
TRAHR@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
They’re so cute.
kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I’d be fucking delighted if my wife brought home these plates.
AlexisFR@jlai.lu 2 months ago
1: 2015
2: is this a repost from Reddit?
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My partner would never do this, because she knows I would buy goatse plates.
TheTurner@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Wouldn’t the food fall through the hole in the center?
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lol
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
She’s just pissed about the microplastics.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
anon should get sucked off for getting those awesome fucking plates
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 1 month ago
People on the internet 100% believe these stories and will fight you over it.
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Did your girlfriend come to her senses, and realize how great those plates are?
huppakee@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Obv its because he chose the plates and not the girlfriend
FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Dear god it them
The myth, the legend, the plate
FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can it bee?